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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: WorldofFight Date: June 3, 2021, 9:25 am
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Leo Speaks out about Nadyasonika.
Nadya,
You fought my fiance and you beat her. I didn't think that was
possible but you did it and I congratulate you. Up until she
fought you, Cami had a nice win streak going and had her way
with her opponents. I'll admit that she finally met her match in
you. If you two cross paths again be prepared for another war
and next time Cami promises that she will come out on top.
As for Helena Christensen, I had no idea that she was going to
be the referee. She came across as being very biased towards
Cami and in the 4th round I finally had enough and had a word
with her. She finished the fight off fairly. Rest assured that
neither Cami or I had anything to do with it.
As for your role in my upcoming movie, there were two parts that
I had in mind. The first one involves a staff secretary who has
an important message for the President but really has to go to
the bathroom. She can't wait but the message is vitally
important to National Security so she wets herself in front of
the office staff but delivers the message in person. The other
is a part where you're on a hunting trip with Teddy and a bear
jumps out of the woods and you scream and run away. Both are
high impact parts that will be memorable.
Shooting will start early next week which unfortunately
coincides with the Tournament Series. Please let me know if your
are willing to make your big screen debut or that you choose to
fight in the Tournament. I will understand either way.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: The Queens of Cosplay Date: June 3, 2021, 12:34 pm
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"Dear Leo."
"I wasn't born yesterday. I know when a referee was on the take,
and Helena was quite obviously in you and 'mila's pocket. That's
okay though. I proved I'm better than your entire little
scheming group, and I proved that even when someone's stacking
the deck against me, I can rise up and take the victory I
deserve."
"As for you little movie offer...forget it. If you're going to
be that pissy that I beat the living daylights out of your girl,
then screw it. I don't need your movie and I certainly don't
need your humiliating little roles. I'm already making a big
name for myself here in the UCC, and I'll keep on doing that.
I'm already a big fucking deal, and I don't need your or anyone
else's demeaning little movie offers to be that."
"I'm a superstar, Leo, and you're going to look back at this in
a few years and regret what you've tried to do to me."
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: WorldofFight Date: June 4, 2021, 1:09 am
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Nadyasonika,
When I congratulated you for beating Cami I was sincere. I even
said that she had met her match and that was the truth but
apparently that's not good enough for you.
I did give you the choice of two rolls in my new movie. Parts
that you thought were beneath you and were somehow degrading.
There were literally hundred of aspiring actresses that tried
out for those parts and thousands of actresses who would kill
for them.
I was talking to the director of Roosevelt and Marty, Martin
Scorsese, thought you'd be perfect for the roll of lead actress.
Kate Winslet with her Oscar, Grammy, and Emmy, was let go and
you will now be taking her place. Kate said she was so very
sorry and if she knew it was you who was up for the part she
would have never agreed to it. NOT! Reality check Nadya!
As for Helena, you'll have to whine to the Las Vegas Boxing
Commission. They were the ones who hired her and Cami and I had
absolutely nothing to do with it period. As for a rematch, Cami
will gladly take you on in any type of combat you'd like. We
felt she was winning and let you off the hook. This time she's
going to put you where you belong. She already put you on the
canvas 3 times and the next time she knocks you down you won't
be getting up.
Cami and I have tired to e humble but you aren't having any part
of it so have it your way.
Leo
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: The Queens of Cosplay Date: June 4, 2021, 1:20 am
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"Leo, Leo, Leo. What kind of a fool do you take me for? Did you
not hear when I said I wasn't born yesterday?"
"You gave me the option of two roles in your movie, both of
which are extremely humiliating and intended to be degrading. I
have no doubt in my mind, no doubt at all, that these roles were
only added recently, last minute changes just in case I beat
'mila. No actress is going to be killing for the chance to piss
herself on screen. I'm not a fool."
"As far as a rematch goes? Anytime 'mila wants to step up
herself and not send her lil' boy toy to talk to me, I'll
listen. Until then? Until she can face the woman who beat her
ass herself? I'm moving on. I've got bigger and better things to
worry about than a woman like her."
"She may have knocked me down three times, but in the end, it
only matters who goes down last, and she got knocked the hell
out. Let me off the hook? Please. I'm not stupid."
"You two can take your movie and stuff it. I'm done with you
two. Like I said, there's bigger and better things in my
future."
"Nadya out. Tell your woman I said to have fun in the loser's
circle."
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 4, 2021, 2:59 am
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
I would like to thank all of the participants in the Sin City
Slugfest III. So far it has been a colossal success and the
overnight ratings are through the roof. We are half way though
the event and there are still a lot of exciting matches left.
With that being said, I'd like to inform everyone that we have a
postponement and a cancellation. Minka Kelly was supposed to be
fighting Saoirse Ronan tonight but is unable to make the fight.
Also, we have not heard back from Jade Ewen and her fight with
Marussya Klimova has been cancelled. While this is unfortunate
for the fighters involved it opens up a few slots for some
additional challenges.
If any fighter on the UCC roster would like to call out any
opponent please do so as soon as possible. This includes
fighters who have already competed. If there are more than two
challenges then a lottery will be held to determine the matches.
And of course, stipulations can always be added to the fights.
Thanks in advance,
Erin Andrews
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: Queens of Pain Date: June 4, 2021, 3:26 am
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Hey, this is Mr.Cruz from Queens of Pain.
Both our girls are really disapointed and angry because their
fights was cancelled. They've been training hard and ready to
show everyone what they got. Both Saoirse or Marussya will
accept any challenge from these Welterweights:
Keira Knightley
Lauren Cohan
Amber Heard
Bella Thorne
Hilary Duff
Jarah Mariano
Megan Fox
Selena Gomez
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 4, 2021, 7:20 am
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Saoirse and Marusya
I would gladly kick both of your asses but I'm already scheduled
to fight Hailey Duff. Consider yourselves lucky otherwise both
of you would have received the beating of your lives.
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Selena
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: awesome aries Date: June 4, 2021, 7:27 am
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Marussya or Saorise
Jarah Mariano gladly will accept your challenge. Either one of
you Queens of Pain. Which one of you wants a peice of me.
Jarah Mariano
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: Queens of Pain Date: June 5, 2021, 4:07 am
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Marussya accepts the challenge of Jarah and is looking forward
to fight her!
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Re: Sin City Slugfest III
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 22, 2021, 12:05 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Sin City Slugfest Day 3 – Pre-Fight Press
Conference.[/font]
[font=arial]Welcome to the Pre-Fight Press Conference for the
uber popular Sin City Slugfest III. Tonight we will be getting a
word with the final contestants. I expect the final day to be
just as entertaining as the first two as we have some very
heated rivalries coming up.
Joining me tonight is one of the greatest actors of all time and
a huge female fight fan. He started out his career at age 4 on
Romper Room then got his first TV role on a Daytime Soap Opera.
He went on to win awards on What's Eating Gilbert Grape and has
starred and directed dozens of hit movies ever since. Please
welcome Leonardo DiCaprio.
Leo: Thanks, Joe. Great to finally talk some MMA with one of the
all time best announcers.
Joe: Soap Opera? Did you really get you a TV Role on a Soap
Opera?
Leo: I did, I was like 6 or something like that.
Joe: You went all the way from Romper Room to Titanic, Gangs of
New York, Catch Me If You Can, Inception, The Great Gatsby,
Django Unchained, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Revenant, and
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.
Leo: You sure know my movies.
Joe: Everyone does. So what's next?
Leo: We're finishing up filming what's probably going to be the
biggest movie I've ever been involved in.
Joe: Bigger than Titanic?
Leo: Bigger and better. It's called Roosevelt. It's based on
Teddy Roosevelt and it's amazing. By the time it's done I
predict it will pass End Game as the biggest grossing movie of
all time but aren't we here to talk about boxing?
Joe: Of course. Now you've been training female fighters for
some time. What made you get into female combat sports?
Leo: I just love watching them duke it out. It started with
private matches and grew into some underground fights. There is
nothing as exciting as seeing two women get it on in the ring.
Joe: I might have to agree with you on that. Now you're training
Camilla Morrone. She's done OK in the cage but had a setback in
the first round of Sin City.
Leo: Camille had a disappointing fight. She missed putting her
opponent away one more than a few occasions and we felt she had
her where she wanted her and let her back into the fight. We
both feel horrible. She should have easily beaten Nadyasonika
but we learned a lot from that fight.
Joe: Weren't you supposed to offer Nadyasonika a part in
Roosevelt if she won?
Leo: Get this, Joe. Nadyasonika turned me down. She said
something about being too good for the part. Then she accused
Cami and I of cheating. Any sane person who watched the fight
can clearly see that Nadyasonika was the one who did the
cheating.
Joe: To be perfectly honest, it did look suspicious especially
with referee Helena Christensen. Camilla got most of the breaks.
Leo: How about talk about tonight's fights.
Joe: We've got three fighters from The Queens of Pain and two
from The Lost Wildcats, The Awesome Aries and the Badass
Barbies. Some real call outs and the Main Event to see who is
the best boxer in the UCC. Let's bring up the fighters and see
what they have to say.
The fighters make their way to the stage seemingly ignoring one
another more concerned with their opponent on the other side of
the dais. This time a Plexiglas barrier separates the challenger
from each other eliminating any confrontations that may occur.
Joe: Let's start out with our first fight between Awesome Aries
Haley Orrantia and Queen of Pain Anya Chalotra. Anya, as soon as
Hayley posted her name you challenged her. Why accept so
quickly?
Anya: The Queens of Pain are looking to make a statement in the
cage and in the ring. We will gladly fight anyone anywhere. As
soon as I saw that Hayley over there wanted a fight I jumped at
the chance. She's going to quickly regret her decision.
Hayley: Talk is cheap Anya. It takes a lot of guts to put your
name out there not knowing who you'll be fighting but that's
what us Aries do. We're not afraid of a little competition and
it's paying off lately. I'm glad you came calling. We'll see who
is standing in the end. It's not going to be you, that's for
sure.
Joe: Next up we have Centerfold Angel Jaclyn Swedberg and Death
by Bikini's Barbara Palvin.
Leo: Isn't there a lot of bad blood between these two stables,
Joe?
Joe: They've had their issues but they have kept them inside the
cage despite a lot of smack talk that has has been going around.
Barbara: Talk is cheap just like that 2 bit **** over there.
Jaclyn: Oh, bite me you flat chested cow.
Barbara: That's so mature of you Jaclyn.
Leo: Where did all of this start?
Jaclyn: They started picking on me for being in a movie.
Leo: Do you have something against actors, Barbara?
Barbara: Absolutely not but Jaclyn isn't what I would call and
actress. She had a part in a movie called Muck. We all sat and
watched it and never laughed harder in our lives.
Leo: I don't see what's the problem. Comedies aren't as easy as
they seem.
Barbara: It was a horror movie, Leo.
Jaclyn: She's just jealous because all she can get is a
commercial for wrinkles creams. The stuff old ladies use. Her
time as fashion model is in the past.
Barbara: Take that back! It's a cream to prevent wrinkles when
you get older not for old ladies!
Jaclyn: Next up for Barbara is an ad for depends. The big baggy
one's that last all day.
Barbara: You're so getting it, Swedberg. Death by Bikini is
starting to take over the UCC and putting the Centerfold Angels
in their place will be priority number one.
Joe: Next we have Queen of Pain's Marussya Klimova challenging
Lost Wildcat Jarah Mariano.
Leo: Isn't this the fight that got canceled?
Joe: Marussya, you initially called out Jade Ewen but you never
got a response. What happened?
Marussya: Jade knew what was going to happen to her and made a
professional decision and went dark. I was going to beat the
living sh!t out of her and she knew it. I guess I can't blame
her. I give credit to Jarah for accepting an open challenge when
so called fighters like Keira Knightley, Laura Cohan, Amber
Heard, Bella Thorne, Hilary Duff, Megan Fox, and Selena Gomez
all pussied out. I guess no one can blame them. At least Jarah
had some balls.[/font]
Leo: You're talking about some really talented fighters.
Marussya: Really, Leo? Keira hasn't been relevant in years.
Nobody has heard from Laura and Amber has forgotten how to to
fight. Bella is more concerned with being a sluut than fighting
and Hilary is so old she starting to creak. Megan is a weakling
and Selena can't take a punch. Did I miss anyone?
Leo: Jarah, what do you think of Marussya confidence?
Jarah: I'm looking forward to teaching you a lesson and shutting
her up for good. Big talkers like Marussya come in the ring all
puffed out and talk a mean game but once the leather start to
fly it's just me against her and I like my chances. I like them
a lot.
Marussya: Seriously? You think you're going to teach me a
lesson? Dream on. I'm punching your lights out then will go hunt
down Gomez and Fox and do the same to them.
Jarah: We'll see. I think you'll be surprised when my first
punch busts open your nose.
Joe: I can't wait for this one. Next we have Raccoon's
Hanna-Maria Seppälä taking on Pyes Gorgeous Grapplers Pamela
Anderson. This match is particularly interesting seeing that
it's a paddle match.
Leo: What's a paddle match?
Pamela: It's where I get to paddle Hanna's bare ass with a big
wooden paddle after I kick her flat ass all over the ring.
Hanna-Maria: That's some big talk from someone who just lost in
the first round of the tournament. I managed to win my bracket
while you made it . . .what. Oh yeah, you barely made it out of
the 1[sup]st[/sup] round.
Leo: Ouch! That one stung.
Pamela: She should just walk across the stage, pull her granny
panties down to her ankles, bend over and take her punishment
because there is no way in hell she laying a glove on me.
Compared to me. she's out of shape.
Pamela stands up and flexes her muscles.
Pamela: She's weak, her cardio is for sh!t and she doesn't know
how to box. She thinks that beating up her frail little fiance
is going to make her ready for me but anyone could beat up
Justice especially in a boxing ring.
Hanna-Maria's fiancé Victoria Justice rushes up to the stage and
jumps over the dais taking a dive at Pamela. Pamela sees her
coming and ducks to the side, grabs a microphone and starts
pummeling Victoria in the side of the head. Hanna-Maria launches
herself at the divider but all she can do is watch as a barely
conscious Victoria get beaten bloody by Pamela.
Staff security tries to pull Pamela away but she won't let go of
Victoria's hair until she has pulled out two big handfuls of the
brunettes long flowing locks.
Leo: That wasn't the smartest move I've ever seen.
Joe: Maybe Victoria should have waited until they were
backstage.
Leo: This is going to motivate Hanna-Maria. She's going to come
out in fire.
A red faced Hanna-Maria rushes off the stage and helps take
Victoria to the medical center.
Leo: This is fun, Joe. It doesn't get any better than having
your next opponent beat the crap out of your girlfriend.
Joe: It might get better. Our next pairing will be between
Badass Barbie Kristen Stewart and Raccoon's Finnish Phenom
Joalin Loukamaa.
Leo: Cami and I were laying in bed and we saw Kristen on the
tonight show. Pretty damning stuff.
Joe: I think all of that was speculation and the photo's really
proved nothing.
Kristen: Are you calling me a liar, Joe. That little snot breaks
into my home and gets caught red handed and it proves nothing?
Joalin: Now, Joe. Look at me. Do you think that I'm capable of
breaking into Kristen's home in the middle of the night?
Joe: Well, actually I've seen some of your Karate moves and you
could pass for a Ninja.
Joalin: I don't know the first thing about breaking into to
anything, especially a heavily armed home like Kristen's. It's
not like she has anything I'd want anyways.
Joalin moves her chair back and lifts her long muscular legs and
rests them on the dais. She's wearing “The Shoes”. The one's
that Kristen took off of Alexandra in a previous arm wrestling
encounter. Kristen stands up and screams across the stage.
Kristen: Where in the f$ck did you get those you little sh!t?
Joalin just shrugs her shoulders a gives Kristen a campy little
smile.
Kristen: That proves it, Joe! I told you she was trying to break
into my house.
Kristen's rage becomes uncontrollable and she is finally carried
off stage.
Joe: Joalin, are those Kristen's shoes? They look awfully
familiar.
Joalin: Actually I found these on-line at Poshmark. $25 plus
shipping.
Leo: Well played, Joalin, Well played.
Joalin: Whew, that poor lady is such a hot head. Maybe after I
beat her I can shove her panties down her throat. That would
shut her up.
Joe: Next up we have Hailey Duff from the Awesome Aries who
challenged her little sisters rival Badass Barbie Selena Gomez.
Hailey, why get involved in your sisters business.
Selena interrupts.
Selena: Because shes tired of seeing me kick her sisters ass
over and over again.
Hailey: Zip it chica.
Selena: What did you call me?
Hailey: You heard me, Chica. Stop talking until I'm done. Now,
Joe. Challenging Selena has nothing to do with Hilary and by the
way, Selena has a very selective memory about her fights with my
sister. To start off, Selena has always rubbed me the wrong way
and I just wanted to get her in the cage and work over that out
of shape body until she cries.
Selena's eyes open wide and she has a shocked look on her face.
Hailey: I feel it's my duty to take her out so the rest of the
league doesn't have to listen to her crap.
Selena is turning red patiently waiting for her chance.
Hailey: I see the fight maybe lasting 3, 4 rounds before her
body gives out on her or she simply refuses to get her flabby
ass off her stool.
Selena has had enough and bolts up and turns to Hailey pointing
her finger as she goes off.
Selena: You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into b!tch!
You're lucky if you make it out of the first round then I'm
going straight for your sister.
Joe Rogan puts his hands up and manages to get the fighters back
in line.
Joe: Selena, you had plans of meeting Hilary in the
2[sup]nd[/sup] round but unfortunately it didn't work out this
time.
Hailey: Cause she got her ass handed to her by Natalie Alyn Lynn
who by the way hasn't won a fight until she fought Selena.
Hilary kicked Natalie's ass in the next round just like I'm
going to kick Selena's.
Selena: We'll just see how you do in the cage, Hailey.
Hailey: I tell you it won't be any worse than your last fight.
You're pathetic, Selena.
Selena: You'll get yours, Hailey. That's a promise.
Hailey flexes her impressive right bicep and and lightly taps it
with a her left hand.
Joe: Our main event will pit the two top boxers in the UCC.
Strikeforce's former Middleweight Champion Gigi Hadid will fight
Sin City Slugfest II Tournament winner Katherine McPhee from the
Lost Wildcats. The two have already fought with Jennifer winning
in the 3[sup]rd[/sup] round but to be fair, Gigi was coming off
a bout against Jennifer Garner with less than a days rest.
Joe: Katherine, is there a lot of pressure on you seeing that
you were the tournament champion?
Katherine: Absolutely. I feel that since I'm the best boxer in
the UCC that I've had a target on my back. Ever since I beat
Sofia Richie for the title the league looks at me differently. I
know Gigi and her famous one-two is a formidable opponent for
sure but I've fought her before and I feel confident I can put
her away again,
Leo: Gigi, did they really make you fight on back to back
nights?
Gigi: I did but that's not why I lost. Katherine caught me with
an uppercut and won. No excuses.
Joe: Will you do anything differently this time?
Gigi: Of course I'm going to beat her but we'll see how I get
there. Katherine can box no doubt but so can I. That's why we're
in the Main Event on the final night.
Leo: It goes a lot deeper than you and Katherine. Both of your
sisters are involved and this has turned into a family feud of
sorts.
Gigi: It has. There is no question that we hate each other,
Nothing wrong with that. My little sis Bella has done her part
and beaten both of the McPhee's. Now I need to do mine.
Joe: That will wrap it up for tonight and I'd like to thank my
guest Leonardo DiCaprio.
Leo: It's been fun. Cami and I will be ringside tomorrow night.
Joe: Any predictions before we go?
Leo: Camila Morrone knocks out Nadyasonika in the 2[sup]nd[/sup]
round after knocking her down 5 times.
Joe: You know there not on the card.
Leo: But if they were that would be my prediction.
Joe: Ladies and gentleman, Leonard . . .
Before Joe can sign off Kristen Stewart rushes the stage and
leaps at Joalin tackling her to the ground. The cameras
frantically try and pick up the action but they only pick up the
sound as the two feverishly wrestle under the table. After
several minutes of what sounds like two tom cats scratching it
out in an alley both fighters are pulled apart.
Joalin stands up and raises her hand. She has a firm grip on one
of her shoes. Moments later, Kristen stands up with the other
shoe. The two continue to taunt each other as they are taken off
the stage,
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