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TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: March 14, 2021, 2:39 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Tag Team Boxing Match 1 – Noah and Miley
Cyrus vs Dakota and Elle Fanning[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/cuOcoVQ.jpg
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Joe Rogan and what you are
about to witness is an exciting new competition called Tag Team
Boxing. It's like tag team wrestling only the contestants will
be wearing boxing gloves and will follow strict boxing rules.
This new event will feature 6 exciting matches between 12 sets
of siblings starting out with a match between the Cyrus and the
Fanning sisters. To help me explain this new promotion I've
asked our promoter, Kylie Jenner to help me out. Welcome, Kylie.
Kylie: Thanks, Joe. It's been some time since I was on Talking
MMA. Is that still a thing?
Joe: Still going on but with this new Spotify deal is taking
most of my time.
Kylie: I heard they were a pain to deal with. Sorry it's not
turning out like you wanted.
Joe: How did you come up with Tag Team Boxing?
Kylie: I think maybe the Awesome Aries came up with the idea but
I'm not sure. It was Bella Thorne and Sofia Richie who brought
it to my attention. They both had some fun at Sin City Slugfest
II and wanted to try something new. I liked the idea and as soon
as I contacted the MGM Grand they were all in. I guess they made
a killing on the last event.
Joe: And so did you from what I heard so did you.
Kylie: I'm not in it for the money. I just want to introduce a
new sport and give some of my fighters a chance to hone in their
boxing skills.
Joe: So who came up with the rules? They sound exciting and will
make for some crazy action.
Kylie: I'm not sure if it was Bella or she got it from The Hot
and the Dangerous but all I know is that the Thornes and the
Kings will meet in the finals and it will probably be a blood
bath.
Joe: 3 sisters a side in the finals should be fun. So here is
what I have for the rules.
[font=arial]Queensberry [/font]Boxing rules
[font=arial]No time limit[/font]
[font=arial]
You get knocked out then you're eliminated. [/font]
[font=arial]
The last woman or team standing wins[/font]
[font=arial]
One fighter in the ring at a time[/font]
[font=arial]
Unlimited standing 8 counts[/font]
[font=arial]
No throwing in the white towel[/font]
[font=arial]
Only clean tags seen by the referee are allowed[/font]
[font=arial]
3 minutes in the penalty box for low blows, eye pokes, corner
interference, etc.[/font]
[font=arial]
Only breaks are for standing 8 counts, Doctor's checking on
fighters or medics taking beaten fighters out of the ring.
[/font]
Joe: So what's with the 3 minute penalty?
Kylie: I believe it's there so nobody make an illegal tag or
tries some double teaming. It will also keep the low blows and
the eye pokes to a minimum. Leaving your partner on her own for
3 minutes will leave you in a tough spot.
Joe: I hope you hired some good refs.
Kylie: We absolutely did for this competition and the best part
is that we won't need any judges so there won't be any
controversy with decisions this time.
Joe: No more complaining about Chuck Norris.
Kylie: I hope it plays out well and we didn't miss anything too
important.
Joe: How come you and Kendall aren't fighting?
Kylie: We challenged Belen and Cecelia Rodriguez from Queens of
the Cage but they never got back to us before the card was made.
It would have been a good fight.
Joe: Are there any other teams that could take their place?
Kylie: Maybe Hilary and Hailey Duff would like to like to give
it a go. I'm sure Kendall would like to get another shot at
Hilary.
Joe: Thank you for your time, Kylie. Maybe we can talk after the
event.
Kylie: Looking forward to it, Joe.
Fight night arrives and both teams are ready and focused. Elle
and Dakota make their way into the ring and are followed by
Miley and her sister Noah. Both teams are focused and are pretty
much tending to their own business. Announcers Joe Rogan and
Mike Tyson go live.
Joe: What do you think, Mike. Another sellout crowd to see these
UCC girls go at it.
Mike: Actually not all of the fighters are in the UCC but at
least one fighter per team is.
Joe: What do you think of tonight's matchup?
Mike: I've been studying this for a few days. It's going to be
close but in the end the Fanning sisters are too big for Miley
and Noah. I know the Cyrus sisters are better boxers but if you
can't reach your opponent then you can't do a whole lot of
damage.
Joe: I might give a slight advantage to Miley and Noah. They're
quicker and Miley has a lot more experience. Dakota hasn't been
in a fight in a few years and it's hard to get your timing back
after a lengthy layoff. Let's go to Bruce Buffer.
Bruce: Welcome to the MGM Grande in beautiful Las Vegas. Tonight
we have the debut match for Tag Team Boxing. Our event is
brought to you by Chevy Trucks, Find new roads with a tough and
dependable Chevy Truck. By Monistat 7, making your vag gluten
free and by Domino's Pizza.
In the Red Corner, Fighting out of Los Angeles California by way
of Conyers, Georgia. Please welcome Dakota and Elle
Fannnnnninnnnnngggg!
Dakota and Elle high five and give each other a big hug. They
wave to their fans and go back to their corners where they both
rest their arms on the top rope while they wait for their
opponents.
Bruce: Fighting out of the Blue Corner. They hail from Franklin,
Tennessee and fight out of the Young Gunz and the Badass Barbie
Stables. Welcome Noah and Miley Cyyyyyyyyrussssssss!
Our referee tonight is Kathy Ireland.
Miley and Noah are all business as the head to the middle of the
ring for final instructions.
Mike: I hope Kathy is able to keep them under control. I'm not
sure how Noah is but if she's anything like Miley we can expect
her to spend some time in the penalty box.
Kathy Ireland brings them to the middle and gets their full
attention. She lets them know that she is in full control and
that there won't be any warnings. Elle and Dakota nod their head
while Miley and Noah brush her off. Miley and Dakota will be
first in the ring and the both loosen up and wait for the bell.
The Fight: The metal hammer hits the bell with a loud metalic
clang. Miley and Dakota are circling each other neither too
excited at mixing it up. There is a lot of feinting going on and
few if any serious punches are being thrown. As soon as Dakota
circles around to her corner she reaches out and tags Elle. Elle
steps through the ropes and before she can make it into the
cleanly into the ring Miley charges in and lands left cross to
the cheek. Kathy Ireland jumps in between the fighters and
motions for Miley to go take a 3 minute break. Miley is in
Kathy's face claiming that she wa within the rules but it told
to get to the box or risk getting another 3 minutes.
Joe: Here we go, Mike. Not even a minute in and we have issues.
Mike: I think if you read the complete rules fighters are
allowed to enter the ring and the ref has to start the fight
again.
Joe: That means that Noah will be on her own for 3 minutes. What
a harsh rule.
The fight starts back up and Elle is using her reach throwing
out the jab but Noah is light on her feet staying out of range.
Elle misses on an overhand right and gets drilled in the
breadbasket with a left hook. She backs away but Noah is all
over her and she's letting her fists fly. Elle is on the ropes
with her arms in tight but Noah is landing some crippling shots
to the ribs and chest. Elle wraps up Noah and holds on until
Kathy Ireland come in and breaks them apart. Noah quickly cuts
Elle off from her corner and is throwing some jabs of her own
but Elle has recovered and her reach is causing trouble for Noah
who takes a few shots to the cheek. Elle feints to the left then
slips by Noah and slaps Dakota and makes a clean tag.
Noah backs away and takes in some deep breaths. Miley still has
a minute left on her penalty and Noah cautiously circles Dakota.
Still not a lot of action from Dakota who seems a little out of
place at the moment. Noah moves in and gets the better of a
quick exchange and Dakota quickly backs away and tags back in
her little sis. Elle still looks a bit out of breath but works
that jab and Noah has to keep out of range. Miley has made her
way back to her corner and is reaching out for a tag. Noah makes
the tag out and Miley charges in towards Elle and the two start
trading big blows. Miley lands a one-two then follows it up with
a right to the chin and Elle's legs go all wobbly and she takes
a knee. Kathy Ireland is on it and ushers Miley to a neutral
corner. Elle is up at 7 and Kathy gives her the go ahead. Like
her little sister, Miley has cut off Elle's route to her corner
and pushes the bigger girl into the ropes and starts working her
dirty boxing. Again Elle's reach is not a factor as Miley
polishes up Elle's tight abs. Miley winds up and swings from the
hip and a big right to the belly forces Elle to take another
knee. Kathy picks up the count at 4 and Elle is gasping for air.
She struggles to make it back up at 9 but she steadies herself
and looks ready.
Elle works her jab, feints a left then dashes for her corner.
She makes a tag and Dakota comes out and for the first time she
swinging away. She clips Miley with an overhand right and Miley
stumbles into her own corner. She luckily reaches out and tags
Noah in. Dakota is back at it and Noah is the one getting the
short end of each exchange. Blood is now trickling from Noah's
nose and there is some swelling under her right eye. Dakota has
Noah pinned against the ropes but is unable to do any more
damage before she is tied up and they are brought back to the
middle. Noah reaches back and tags Miley back in. Dakota has
slowed a little and Miley seems to have recovered and it's more
feinting and circling around the middle. Miley lands a few jabs
then pelts Dakota across the mouth with a solid left cross. She
follows it up with 3 right hooks to the ribs and Dakaota is hurt
holding her side. Miley lands a one-two to the chin and Dakota's
butt slips into the ropes. A right to the ear sends her all the
way down. Kathy Ireland gets Miley away and the count reaches 8
before Dakota is even moving and she is counted out. Kathy waves
her hands and Dakota's corner carries her out of the rind.
Elle has a concerned look on her face but raises her guard as
she faces off with Miley. Kathy Ireland motions them together
and the fighting continues. Elle is getting her jab going,
catching Miley on the cheek but is getting countered with some
solid shots to the ribs and chest. Miley catches Elle with a
left cross but eats a right to the chin that almost lifts her
off her feet. She is knocked back into the ropes and Elle is
all over her slapping her mitts all over Miley who is turtled up
in a defensive shell. Elle's arms are chugging away but she is
clearly spent and her punches are having little effect. Miley is
able to tie her up and force a break. Miley is on wobbly legs
but Elle has nothing left. Miley is able to fake a left then
slip by Elle and Noah tags her way in.
Elle throws out a few feeble punches but Noah is fresh and steps
past the errant blows and starts taking the fight to Elle. She
quickly has Elle on the ropes and Noah explodes working her Elle
up and down until she is folded over in two. Before Kathy
Ireland acan step in and give Elle an 8 count an uppercut from
Noah slips between Elle's guard and land squarely on the chin.
Elle's head snaps back and then forward as she stumbles toward
the center of the ring. Elle's legs are not able to catch up and
she falls face first on the canvas. Kathy Ireland goes over and
starts the count but Elle isn't going anywhere and Miley jumps
through the ropes and the celebration is on for the Cyrus
sisters.
Bruce Buffer makes his way through the celebration to make it
official. Kathy Ireland stands between Noah and Miley and grabs
each of their hands.
Bruce Buffer: Tonight's fight has ended by way of Knock Out due
to an uppercut to the chin. At 7 minutes and 7 seconds . . .
your winners . . . Noah and Miley Cyyyyyyyrusssss!
Joe Rogan steps in and starts the post fight interview.
Joe: Ladies, that was a brilliant performance. Nice job of
tagging each other in and keeping each other fresh. Did you two
come into the fight looking for quick tags?
Miley: You know, Joe. First off I've been telling everyone how
amazing Noah is. I'm so happy that the Young Gunz have given her
a chance to show her stuff. You're going to be seeing a lot of
Noah in the future.
Noah: Miley and I have always worked well as a team. We have
great chemistry.
Joe: Both of you took a few shots that had you in trouble. Were
either of you in any real danger?
Miley: Elle is a big girl and can hit hard but neither of us
were about to give in. It didn't look like Dakota wanted to be
here at first and that put a ton of pressure on Elle.
Noah: I think all of Miley's body shots did her in. After Dakota
went out Elle was struggling to keep the pace.
Joe: Look up at the screen. Here is Noah's big KO. And here it
comes. BAM! Right on the chin. You set that up perfectly.
Noah: I knew I had her in trouble and as soon as I saw an
opening up the middle I reared back. It got through cleanly and
when it connected I knew she was going down.Miley picks up her
little sister and spins her around, let's her down and raises
her hand.
Joe: Your winners. Miley and Noah Cyrus!
[font=verdana]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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Re: TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: March 19, 2021, 2:55 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Tag Team Boxing Match 2 – AJ and Alyson
Michalka vs Bella and Gigi Hadid[/font]
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Joe Rogan: We are back at the MGM Grand here in Las Vegas
Nevada for another big event in the sisters tag team boxing
spectacular and this one should be a good one. Before we begin
I thought we should address an issue that was brought to our
attention by Kylie Jenner. Lets bring out Harumi Nemoto the
team leader for the Awesome Aries stable. Harumi how are you
doing
Harumi Nemoto: Doing great Joe, thanks for inviting me.
Joe: Harumi, you and your stable along with the Lost Wildcats
stable have been feuding for a long time with the Badass Barbies
and their leader Kylie Jenner. I don’t know if you heard but
she all but challenged Hilary Duff and her sister Haylie to a
sisters match here. Any word on that situation.
Harumi: Well Joe, Haylie is not signed here in the UCC. We
have talked with her as has Hilary to see if she had any
interest in joining Hilary in this proposed matchup. We are
still in talks with both girls so right now she has not agreed.
But hey if the Jenner's want an opponent I am sure that any of
our girls would love the chance at fighting the Jenner's.
Joe: Right I am sure that Sophia Bush would like to tangle with
Kendall again or maybe Daniela Hantuchova would like a shot at
Kylie.
Harumi: To say the least. For now lets just say that Haylie
has declared some interest and would love to join her sister but
we would like to get her some training before that could happen.
Joe: That would be interesting. If Haylie is anything like her
sister, the Jenners would be in for a fight.
Harumi: That would be. Haylie is a talent that we are
interested in so who knows.
Joe: Well thanks Harumi. I see Bruce Buffer heading into the
ring and the Michalka sisters are there awaiting their
opponents. Lets Join Bruce for introductions.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman, The sisters are ready for
another battle in this series of bouts so lets get this started.
In the Red corner out of the Lost Wildcats stable, Alyson
Michalka and her younger sister Amanda Michalka.
The Michalka sisters give one another high fives, and hug and
dance around to the cheers of their fans.
Bruce: Out of the Blue Corner from the Strikeforce stable here
is Bella and Gigi, the Hadid sisters.
Bella and Gigi enter the ring and their fans roar their approval
of the Hadid sisters.
Bruce: The referee for this bout is the popular Drew Barrymore.
Drew gathers the four girls to the middle of the ring and gives
some last minute instructions and warnings that she was not
going to take any stuff from either team and that they needed to
make good clean tags or suffer the consequences. After sending
the two teams back to their corners, the bell was ready to
sound.
THE FIGHT: Gigi begins the bout for her team while Alyson
starts for her team and the two slowly circle one another
throwing jabs and trying to gain some semblance of control.
Gigi has the reach advantage but Alyson is an experienced
fighter who knows how to flow with the punches and not get hurt
too bad. After a long minute or two, Gigi tires of this and
goes over to slap her sister’s hand and the Hadid sisters trade
positions. Bella enters the ring and squares off with Alyson and
these two trade a few punches before Alyson drives Bella into
their corner and tags in her sister AJ. Bella allows AJ to
enter the ring and begins taunting the younger and inexperienced
AJ. Amanda aggressively charges in throwing some heavy punches
but Bella easily counters AJ’s attack landing a couple of hard
punches to AJ’s head. AJ stumbles a bit but stays on her feet
with the referee watching carefully to make sure AJ is not hurt.
Gigi motions for Bella to drive AJ towards their corner where
Bella quickly backs away and charges over towards the Michalka’s
corner and taunts Alyson causing Alyson to try to enter the ring
to go after Bella but that was all just a farce as Drew quickly
stopped Alyson and warned her to stay out of the ring and all of
this while Gigi attacks AJ and Bella joins her while Drew is
dealing with Aly. By the time Drew turns away from Alyson, the
damage has been done and AJ is barely able to stand on her feet.
Bella tags in Gigi who jumps in and delivers some taunting jabs
at AJ who is virtually defenseless to [font=verdana]those
punches and looks ready to keel over. Aly is furiously trying
to urge her sister on and somehow AJ ducks under Gigi who just
tagged in Bella and AJ was able to tag in Aly. Aly launched
into action driving hard punches into Gigi’s body but Gigi fell
back towards her corner and before she knew it Bella hammered
Alyson with a powerful shot to the forehead and Alyson tumbled
to her backside. Drew quickly leaped in and told Bella to go
take a 3 minute break and turned to issue a long 8 count to
Alyson who was able to get to her feet looking a bit unsure of
her footing. Drew motioned for the bout to continue and both
girls looked a bit hurt.[/font]
Gigi still hurting from Alyson’s punches to her body threw a
couple of cautious jabs that Aly easily countered with a right
cross and wild uppercut that staggered Gigi causing her to
tumble backwards and Drew moved in to issue a standing 8 count
and checked Gigi’s eyes to make sure she could continue. Drew
motioned for the fight to continue and Aly moved in cautiously.
The two traded jabs and bounced around trying to regain their
composure. They made it through the 3 minute timeout for Bella
who now stood in her corner begging for Gigi to tag her in.
Across the ring, Amanda had recovered enough of her strength to
cheer her sister on while Aly and Gigi had done a good job of
staying on their feet exchanging jabs and counter jabs. Alyson
finally caught a break after landing a hard jab to Gigi’s
forehead and backed to her corner to tag in AJ. Gigi was
staggered and could not get to her corner fast enough to tag in
Bella as AJ charged into the ring and began pummeling Gigi’s
body. Gigi though managed to block and counter AJ and seemed to
get stronger after landing a couple of jabs to AJ’s head and
Gigi quickly backed to her corner to tag in Bella. AJ backed to
her corner to get some advice from Aly before engaging Bella.
AJ moved back to engage Bella and started working with some
jabs. Bella looking fresh from her timeout was unhurt and
easily countered AJ with some jabs of her own. AJ was not hurt
as she wisely danced away. Bella though was the aggressor and
kept AJ moving with a sharp array of jabs and kept AJ from
tagging her sister. Gigi and Aly cheered their sisters on for
several seconds but Aly got concerned as Bella had AJ backed
into the ropes landing a couple of devastating body punches. AJ
tried to dance away but Bella landed a right cross to AJ’s jaw
as Gigi begged to be tagged in to finish AJ off. Bella happily
danced over to her sister and tagged Gigi in. Gigi danced in
the ring and went right after AJ landing 5 straight jabs
followed by a brutal left cross that staggered AJ. Gigi turned
to taunt Aly who tried to reach in to tag AJ but AJ was in
trouble as a nasty cut appeared above AJ’s left eye. Gigi
knowing she could finish AJ off any time taunted both Michalka
sisters by dancing around confidently and dishing out as much
punishment as she could to AJ. Drew watched AJ making sure that
she was able to continue. Then Drew moved in and stopped the
action to issue a standing 8 count to AJ while Bella advised
Gigi to finish her off. When Drew motioned for the bout to
continue Gigi did just that hammering home a series of body
punches before ending it with a right cross and left uppercut
that sent AJ tumbling to her back. AJ gasped and Drew finished
the 8 count and decided that AJ was unresponsive by 8 and
finished the count off with 9 and 10. AJ was helped from the
ring while Bella and Gigi conferred on their side while Alyson
was thinking of a way forward against both Hadid sisters.
Aly was fearless as Drew motioned for the bout to continue with
Gigi still in the ring for her team and Alyson immediately went
on the attack driving into Gigi with a powerful array of body
punches that had Gigi sagging against the ropes. Drew briefly
stopped the bout to check on Gigi and issue a standing 8 count.
When Drew was sure that Gigi could continue she motioned the
bout to continue and Gigi went on an attack of her own. Gigi
landed several looping punches but Aly seemed unhurt as she
countered landing a couple of jabs that forced Gigi to back
away. The two exchanged a few more punches before Aly suddenly
landed a powerful combination cross to Gigi’s jaw followed by a
hard uppercut that sent Gigi tumbling to the floor. Gigi was
unresponsive as Drew issued a 10 count ending Gigi’s
participation in the match and leaving Bella to battle Aly.
Drew gave medics a minute or two to help Gigi from the ring
before signaling the match to continue.
Bella was a bit more careful after seeing Alyson’s powerful
punches and she took control landing some vicious jabs that had
Alyson backing away and trying to counter Bella. The damage
though was done as Bella landed a stiff jab to Alyson’s face
opening up a nasty cut of Aly’s forehead. Bella took the
advantage and pummeled Aly with body punches and softening her
up for her to land the big punch. Alyson fought back but blood
and sweat was causing her vision problems and this allowed Bella
to open up with even more body punches causing Aly to fall back
into the ropes. Aly dipped down virtually sitting on the ropes
when Drew stopped the action to issue a standing 8 count but Aly
could not recover and Drew ended the contest waving the match
over.
Joe Rogan: Wow that was some wild match. I thought that Aly
was doing good but Bella is such a good fighter and has some
boxing experience that helped her finish Aly off. I haven’t
seen Gigi so I guess that Bella is going to celebrate this
victory by herself. Lets join Bruce Buffer back in the ring for
the announcement.
Bruce Buffer: We have a winner here. After over 20 minutes of
boxing, here is your winner from Strikeforce, Bella and Gigi
Hadid.
Joe Rogan: Bella can we get a quick word.
Bella Hadid: Sure Joe anything for you.
Joe: Bella that was a great win, I guess that comes with
experience, but Alyson and Amanda gave you a real war out there.
Bella: Well Joe that is true. So let me talk about that first.
We knew that when Amanda went down that there was no way that
Alyson could take both of us out. We are just too good for
that. Aly is a hard puncher and she has a lot of experience so
we didn’t take this pair lightly even though her sister has
little in experience. We finished one pair off now its on to
the next pair.
Joe: What are you talking about Bella.
Bella: Well if you all know us, you know that we think that we
are the best sister team out there. Well there is this sister
combination of the Marano sisters who suddenly think that they
are a good sister team. We had our choice of who to face in
this match and we wanted to take on the Marano sisters but that
was not possible because they chose to fight someone else. Well
now we want Vanessa and Laura and we don’t care how or where it
happens. It could be in this very ring in the future, or maybe
it will happen in a parking lot. We just don’t care. We want
them and we wont take no for an answer.
Joe: Well Vanessa and Laura have a match later so we would
appreciate if you just let them take care of their business and
you can discuss later about settling things with the Marano’s.
Thank you and Gigi for a really good matchup out there and we
hope to see you all again soon.
Written by the Lost Wildcats
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Re: TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: March 21, 2021, 3:15 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Tag Team Boxing Fight #3 - Sofia and Nicole
Richie vs Jaime Lynn and Britney Spears[/font]
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[font=verdana]Joe Rogan and Mike Tyson watch Nicole and her
little sister Sofia parade around the ring showing off their
trim bikini bodies while the wave to their fans. They wait for
their opponents to be introduced but there seems to be some kind
of delay.[/font]
Joe: Well, Mike. It looks like the Spears may be having second
thoughts.
Mike: I have never seen Britney turn down a fight. Especially
one where she is such a favorite. Maybe it's not worth it.
Joe: Wait! There they are. I guess they're fashionably late.
Britney and her younger sister Jamie Lynn are taking their sweet
time making their way to the ring. They even take time to pose
for some selfies leaving the Richie's to brew in the ring. The
Spears finally make their entrance and a majority of the crowd
is on their side. They walk by the Richies like they don't even
exist then settle in their corner while getting final
instructions from their trainers.
Bruce Buffer makes the introductions and referee Bo Derek brings
the fighters to center ring. After some stern warnings the
fighters settle in and ready themselves for the 3[sup]rd[/sup]
Tag Team event.
Round 1: It's the Pye's girls who start out the fight. Britney
is slowly pushing forward throwing out the jab but Nicole is
ducking and dodging, catching Brit with some sweet counters.
Britney is undeterred and keeps up the pressure but the feisty
older Richie is landing and the crisps punches to the body has
Britney looking for a tag. Nicole pushes her busty blonde
teammate against the ropes and leans her shoulder into Britney's
chest and starts whacking punches to the ribs and Britney is
already in deep trouble. Britney wraps up Nicole and hangs on
until Bo Derek breaks them up and brings them to the center.
Britney feints to the right then dashes for her corner. She
takes a few glancing blows to the side of her head but manages
to tag Jamie Lynn. Nicole looks over at Sofia but decides to
continue.
It's more of the same for the Richie sisters. Nicole is all over
the the younger Spears pelting her with combos up and digging in
her mits to Jaime Lynn's exposed body. Jaime Lynn covers up but
Nicole has the Richie corner and the punishment of the Spear
sisters continues. A quick tag and Sofia jumps in and is going
to town working Jaime Lynn up and down until she slips butt
first into the ropes. Jaime Lynn covers up elbows in tight
trying to weather the oncoming hurricane but the onslaught is
simply too much for Jaime Lynn and a right cross to the temple
knocks her to the ring apron. Bo Derek pushes Sofia to a neutral
corner and picks up the count at 5. . . 6. . . Jaime Lynn rolls
under the ropes and gets to her hands and knees 7 . . . 8 . .
Jaime Lynn springs forward and makes it up at 10. Bo Derek gives
her a once over and it looks like Jamie Lynn is done for the
night.
Bo Derek is about to call Jaime Lynn out when Britney rushes
over and gets in her face. The Richies are also involved and it
takes several minutes to reign the fighters back in. Jaime Lynn
has recovered and Bo has no choice but to let her continue. She
squares up with Sofia and the two start throwing down. This time
Jaime Lynn is holding her own and a right cross busts open
Sofia's upper lip. A left uppercut to the chin and a one-two to
the jaw sends Sofia stumbling back into her corner. Nicole
reaches down and grabs Sofia's hand and tries to make a tag but
Bo isn't buying it and Jaime Lynn is all over Sofia who is
struggling to stay on her feet when a nasty uppercut nails her
on the chin and sends her stumbling forward face first on the
mat. Bo jumps in and starts a quick count and Sofia struggles to
make it up by 10. Bo doesn't even check her out and they are
back at it. Sofia manages to tie up Jaime Lynn and hold on for
dear life while taking rabbit punches to the ribs and the sides
of her breasts.
Sofia wraps Jamie Lynn in a bearhug and this time she gets the
break she so badly needs. She sidesteps a wild left and bolts to
her corner and collapses when she tags in her older sis. Nicole
comes out and goes straight for Jaime Lynn who lands a straight
right to the lips and an uppercut to the jaw. She makes a quick
tag and a fresh Britney squares off with her teammate. The two
nod at each other and here we go! Both hold nothing back in a
blink of an eye Britney is in trouble. Nicole backs her into the
ropes and starts working the belly and her full breasts. Britney
has been here before but Nicole is determined to punish her
teammate and won't let the bigger singer off the ropes. A quick
tag and Sofia comes in and doesn't miss a beat keeping a quickly
fading Britney stuck in the corner finding every opening and
landing at will and down goes Britney! Sofia is ushered to a
neutral corner as Britney rolls over to her hands and knees and
climbs up the ropes. She makes the 10 count but may not make it
up again.
The two meet in the middle and Britney has her right arm
extended working the jab. Sofia ducks under and launches herself
toward Britney. It was a mistake, a big mistake as Britney sizes
her up and clubs her in the temple knocking her into her own
corner. Bo Derek starts the count and Sofia makes it to her feet
and reaches behind her and tags in Nicole. It's back to the Pye
Blondes and the two continue where they left off but this time
it's Britney's power is better than Nicole's speed and it's
getting ugly. A right cross from Britney has split open a cut
under Nicole's left eye and Bo stops the fight and brings in the
ring Doctor. It only takes a quick look and Nicole's night is
over and Sofia is on her own.
Nicole is taken to the locker room while Sofia and Britney eye
each other up. The action resumes and now they decide to
actually box. Feints and jabs and some fancy footwork goes on
for well over 2 minutes. Britney lands a nice exchange then tags
in a fresh Jaime Lynn who says the hell with boxing and is
swinging wildly. A wild haymaker leaves Jaime Lynn off balance
and Sofia sees her opening and pins Jamie Lynn on the ropes and
here comes Sofia. She swings wildly trying to take off Jamie
Lynn's head but her guard is solid and most if not all of
Sofia's punches are being soaked up by Jamie Lynn. A quick
change of tactics and Sofia goes downstairs whacking nasty
crosses to Jamie Lynn's abs and it only takes a few solid hits
to drive the air out of her lungs. Jamie Lynn is doubled over
when an uppercut to the chin straightens her up with a solid
left-right-left combo to the belly sends Jamie Lynn down in a
ball. She does her best but can't straighten up enough to make
her feet and she is counted out by Bo Derek. Sofia has evened
the odd but at what cost. She is bent over with her hands on her
knees while she waits for the medics to revive Jaime Lynn.
We're over 10 minutes in and both are looking rough but it's
Brit who has the fresher legs keeping her out of trouble while
Sofia is dragging her feet and her punches have lost a lot of
steam. Britney is patient, not leaving herself open while taking
advantage of Sofia''s lowering guard. It's only a matter of time
and Britney waits for the right moment. A weak overhand left
leaves Sofia's left flank open and Britney drills a vicious
right deep into Sofia's ribs. Sofia spits out her gum shield and
goes to a knee. Bo Derek is quickly counting and forces Sofia to
get up too early and she stumbles into the ropes and Bo calls
the fight!
Britney raises her arms above her head and cringes at the pain
in her lower body but smiles at the crowd as her little sis has
recovered enough to stand next to her and celebrate. Sofia
gingerly climbs out of the ring Bruce Buffer announces the
decision. The Spears give each other a hug as Joe Rogan goes to
interview the winning team.
Joe: Amazing teamwork tonight. Is this something you two have
been working on?
Jamie Lynn: Let me take this. Brit and I have been in a lot of
fights but have never worked together. I think if this were a
Tournament you'd be looking at the champions.
Joe: You did look impressive but Sofia caught you with some
nasty as hell body punches and ended your night. How badly were
you hurt at the time?
Jamie Lynn: She got in some lucky shots for sure. Like I was
saying, none of the bitches in this competition are on our
level. Miley and Noah are jokes and the Hadid sisters are
frauds. Bella may be able to fight but Gigi is a complete fraud.
Getting knocked out by any one of the weak ass Michalka's has to
be the low point of her career.
Joe: I like your confidence but . .
Jamie Lynn: But what? Are you going to say the Thorne skanks or
the Kings are better. Brit and I will take all 6 of them on and
it wouldn't be a contest.
Joe: OK, Britney. It came down to you and Sofia and it looked
like you had a little bit more in the tank. When you get in
situations like that what makes you decide when to go all out or
when to step back and regain your strength?
Britney: Good question, Joe. Sofia is in incredible shape so I
knew if I let her get her legs back I might not be able to put
her away. It was a risky move but I felt I had enough left and
it worked out this time.
Joe: It sure did. Ladies and Gentleman, your winners. Britney
and Jamie Lynn Spears!
Written by the Badass Barbies
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Re: TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: March 28, 2021, 3:07 am
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[font=trebuchet ms]Tag Team Boxing Fight #4 - Laura and Vanessa
Marano vs Ashley and Jessica Simpson[/font]
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Joe Rogan: We are back at the MGM Grand here in Las Vegas with
Mike Tyson here at ringside for the next bout in this Sisters
tag team boxing match where we are going to see Jessica and
Ashlee Simpson tangle with Vanessa and Laura Marano.
Mike Tyson: Well Joe I really don’t know very much about the
Marano sisters but I have heard some very good things about this
sister duo. I have heard that Laura has a kind of hot head when
it comes to fighting while her sister Vanessa has a more level
head. I cant wait to see these two in action. Jessica and
Ashlee Simpson are better known and have much more fighting
experience. Boxing wise how do these two sister duo’s match up.
I would think that the Simpsons will dominate the Marano’s and
absolutely destroy them.
Joe: I am going to take the opposite only because I have seen
the Marano sisters fight individually. Laura and Vanessa are
two very competent young fighters here in the UCC. The big
question for them is can they coexist in the ring. We know that
the Simpsons are a good team but I just don’t know if they can
box.
Mike: Okay I can see that but I still think that Jessica and
Ashlee will destroy the Marano’s. Who is this making their way
to our position. Is that Gigi and Bella Hadid.
Joe: Why yes it is Mike. Looks like they have something on
their mind. Gigi, Bella, what you got for us.
Gigi: Well Joe we thought we might join you here at ringside
and watch this match.
Bella: You don’t mind do you Joe, Mike.
Mike: Absolutely not ladies.
Joe: Fine with us but we hope that you are not here to cause
trouble.
Gigi: now why would we cause trouble for anyone.
Joe: Well we have heard things involving you and the Marano
sisters. Lets go to Bruce Buffer for the announcement.
Bruce Buffer: Thank you Joe. Are you all ready for this one.
Fighting out of the red corner from the Awesome Aries and Lost
Wildcats Stables here are Laura and Vanessa, The Marano Sisters.
And in the blue corner fighting out of Pyes gorgeous Grapplers
here is Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.
Mike: I hear that Ashlee is a virtual newcomer to the UCC world
that may make the difference in this exhibition.
Bella: Well don’t worry about that Jessica and Ashlee will take
the Moron sisters down like they are nothing.
Gigi and Bella then walk around the ring passing Laura and
Vanessa who glare darts at the Hadids who glare at Laura and
Vanessa but walk over to Jessica and Ashlee and whisper
something to them and the Simpsons smile at Laura and Vanessa
and Ai Miyazato who is in the Marano’s corner leaps in and
stands in front of Laura.
Ai Miyazato: stay calm Laura don’t let the Hadids get to you.
Vanessa: Yeah Laura I done told you that I don’t want anything
to do with the Hadids.
The Marano sisters face off
Mike: Wow this could get ugly Laura and Vanessa are about to
fight one another and we may not even have a match.
Joe: Well don’t hold your breath Mike because here comes the
cavalry.
Jennifer Garner and Katharine McPhee suddenly rush to the ring
and chase the Hadid’s away from the ring. At the back of the
building the Hadid’s stop and turn to make one last warning.
Gigi: Moron sisters we want you in the ring and we wont just
stop with beating you. We will beat and humiliate you
Laura was about to say something but Vanessa pushed her out of
the way
Vanessa: Anytime you want a piece of the Marano sisters you
know where to find us.
Ai and Laura look at Vanessa who looks at them and shrugs her
shoulders. Bruce Buffer who had slid out of the ring carefully
was back in the ring.
Mike: Who is that referee, she looks familiar.
Joe: I am not for sure but she does look awful familiar
Bruce Buffer: Our referee for this bout is Adriana McPhee.
Adriana brings the two teams to the center of the ring and gives
the two sets of sisters some last minute instructions before
sending them to their corners.
The Bout Begins: Laura and Jessica are set to begin this bout
and Adriana motions for the bout to begin. Laura and Jessica
circle one another.
Jessica: Lets get this beating started Moron’s.
Laura already angry lunges at Jessica and starts throwing jabs
at Jessica who easily dodges and counters the younger Marano
sister hurting her with short jabs and crosses of her own.
Laura countered Jessica but Jessica hit Laura with a ferocious
series of combinations that staggered Laura back into the ropes
where Jessica landed a combination hook uppercut that stunned
Laura. Over in the blue corner Ashlee was calling for Jessica
to tag her in so she could punch Laura and Jessica tagged Ashlee
in. Ashlee leaped into action ready to toy with Laura throwing
jabs and laughing at how wobbily Laura was becoming. Vanessa
didn’t seem to concerned about Laura and Adriana was watching
carefully as Laura seemed to waver on her feet. Adriana looked
ready to step in and issue an 8 count when suddenly Laura threw
a looping left hook that caught Ashlee squarely in the jaw and
staggered the younger Simpson sister. Laura though could not
move in to take command of the bout as she was struggling to
catch her breath but she was able to lean over and tag in
Vanessa just as Ashlee tagged in Jessica. Jessica and Vanessa
charged into action connecting short jabs and counter punches as
they danced around the ring landing their punches at will. This
went on for a long minute and a half before Vanessa landed a
sharp punch to Jessica’s temple that staggered Jessica just
enough for Vanessa to turn and tag in Laura who still looked a
bit weary. Laura looked quizzically at Vanessa but slid into
the ring and went after Jessica throwing quick body punches into
Jessica. Jessica tried to protect herself by throwing a couple
of jabs which missed but kept Laura on her toes. Laura though
danced around lightly and didn’t give Jessica a target to hit
until Laura slipped when Jessica clinched her and literally
threw Laura into the ropes where she battered Laura with punch
after punch. Laura fought to protect herself but Jessica
battered Laura’s body until Adriana stepped in to give Laura a
standing 8 count. Blood was starting to drip from a small cut on
the side of Laura’s face as Adriana finished the 8 count and
motioned for the bout to continue. Jessica meanwhile had
drifted to her corner and when Adriana was watching she tagged
in Ashlee who again bounced into the ring to begin taunting
Laura. Ashlee thought that Laura was hurt worse than she really
was and taunted Laura with short jabs and calling Laura out to
fight her. Laura absorbed this for a few seconds before
unloading a left right combination that staggered Ashlee luckily
back towards her own corner where she tagged Jessica in. Laura
meanwhile was able to reach her own corner and tagged in
Vanessa. Vanessa charged in the ring and began hammering
Jessica while Jessica threw wild punches that completely missed
Vanessa until Jessica landed a lucky overhand right that
staggered Vanessa and sent her into the ropes. Before Vanessa
could make a tag to Laura, Jessica was all over Vanessa with
several body punches and Adriana stopped that action to give
Vanessa a standing 8 count. Vanessa was hurt and when Adriana
allowed the fight to continue, Jessica went back after Vanessa
until Vanessa suddenly landed a lucky punch to the side of
Jessica’s head that staggered Jessica and allowed Vanessa to
drive Jessica into the ropes and continued to punish Jessica’s
body. Adriana stepped in to give Jessica a standing 8 count but
at 6, Jessica slumped to her knees and Adriana continued to a
ten count ending the fight for Jessica. While Jessica was
helped from the ring Laura was in her corner begging Vanessa to
tag her in because Vanessa was still hurt from Jessica’s
punches.
Mike Tyson: Wow that was incredible I think that I may have
been wrong in my estimation of the Marano girls. They are two
tough girls.
Joe Rogan: You are right Mike about the Marano girls being
tough as nails but Vanessa is hurt and she still has not tagged
in Laura who desperately wants in the ring.
Mike: So what happens next
Adriana restarted the bout and and Ashlee leaped in Juking and
jiving and landing punch after punch to Vanessa who retaliated
with short jabs to keep Ashlee away and she realized too late
that she should have tagged in Laura. Unfortunately Ashlee
tagged Vanessa with a terrifying combination hook and upperecut
that put Vanessa on her seat. Vanessa made it back to her feet
before the 8 count but she still looked woozy and Ashlee looked
fresh. As Ashlee moved to continue the fight Vanessa launched
a left hook that staggered Ashlee who fell back into the ropes
but Ashlee bounced off the ropes with a huge overhand right that
sent Vanessa tumbling to the mats barely able to move. Laura
screamed at her to get up while Adriana began the 8 count and
Ashlee smiled in a neutral corner. Vanessa was unable to get up
and Adriana was forced to count Vanessa out of the match.
Vanessa was then helped from the ring leaving only Ashlee and
Laura in the ring. Outside the ring, Bella and Gigi had returned
to ringside while Katharine McPhee and Jennifer Garner were
mysteriously missing from the area. Bella and Gigi began urging
Ashlee on and taunting Laura and the whole time Adriana was
watching and warned Gigi and Bella not to interfere. On the
other side Ai Miyazato was giving Laura advice to continue while
Daniela Hantuchova was bickering with Bella. Adriana was trying
to keep control of the situation when Bella attacked Daniela
giving Gigi a chance to say something to Laura and Laura
retorted causing Gigi to step up on the apron and Adriana had
seen enough as she moved in and slapped Gigi causing her to fall
off the apron where Chloe Moretz had arrived to engage the now
furious Gigi and they joined the fray of bodies. Adriana kept
control in the ring not allowing Ashlee or Laura to get involved
while Security was able to separate Daniela and Bella and Chloe
and Gigi and sending both away from ringside. Laura was really
hot as she awaited Adriana to give the motion to continue while
Ashlee awaited her.
Joe: Well Mike what are you thinking now
Mike: I am thinking that this is really getting ugly and may
the best girl win and I am thinking that is Ashlee.
Finally Adriana sensed that everything was under control and
motioned for the bout to continue. Laura and Ashlee met in the
center of the ring and exploded in an all out slugfest. Laura
and Ashlee left nothing for the imagination as they pummeled one
another trying to gain an opening to hurt their opponent. In
their corners Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears had joined Jessica
in their corner cheering Ashlee on while Ai Miyazato stood alone
cheering for Laura. The action was fast and furious as the two
slugged it out oblivious to anything outside the ring as punches
flew wildly and Adriana watched carefully for any sign of quit
in either girl. Laura suddenly scored the first big punch
sending Ashlee tumbling backward with a solid combination ending
with a huge punch to Ashlees jaw. Ashlee tumbled to her backside
but twisted quickly back to her feet but Adriana was already
there to stop the action to deliver a standing 8 count.
Joe: Hey Mike are you still picking Ashlee.
Mike: Of course just look at her she looks ready to beat Laura
senseless despite having been knocked down.
Adriana motioned for the bout to continue and Ashlee went after
Laura with a vengeance. Laura tried to dance
away but Ashlee was able to drive Laura into the ropes seemingly
unaffected by anything Laura could hit her with. Adriana
watched Laura carefully and finally had to step in and give
Laura a standing 8 count.
Mike: See Joe. Ashlee had Laura’s number and it is going to
turn into a massacre if this ref doesn’t stop this.
Joe: Well we know this ref’s name and I have figured it out
that this is Katharine McPhee’s sister.
Mike: Really that is quite interesting
Joe: Yes quite. But thus far everything has evenly fought and
she has done a great job of refereeing this fight.
When Adriana motioned to continue, Ashlee moved in to continue
punishing Laura who managed to tag Ashlee with a couple of jabs
that slowed Ashlee’s progress. Ashlee backed away a bit more
cautious while her corner mates told her to finish Laura off.
Laura was having nothing of this as she worked her jab gaining
confidence with each punch and Ashlee began to get frustrated.
Ashlee resorted to clinching Laura and using that to hurt Laura
with low blows and hoping that the referee was not catching on.
Adriana though did catch on somewhat and warned Ashlee to stop
clinching. When the bout continued after the warning, Laura
landed a sharp left hook catching Ashlee flat footed and that
was the beginning of the end for Ashlee as Laura took control
landing solid punches and Ashlee could only cover up. The end
suddenly came when Laura landed another left hook followed by a
series of body punches and ending it with a big uppercut that
put Ashlee on her back. Adriana started the count and by 5
Ashlee started to move but like her sister had earlier Ashlee
slumped back down and Adriana finished the count and raised
Laura’s arms in victory. The spectators mostly Simpson fans
started crying out foul but Bruce Buffer entered the ring.
Bruce Buffer: This has been a real slugfest from start to
finish but we now have a winner and that winner is Laura and
Vanessa, the Marano sisters.
Mike: OMG Joe that was an incredible fight. Laura did the
unbelievable. She had beaten Ashlee.
Joe: Not surprising at all Mike. Ashlee is unexperienced and
let her emotions cost her a victory. Lets see if we can get a
word from our victor.
Mike: You go ahead Joe I am going to sit this one out.
Joe: Laura that was amazing. Are you okay lets get someone
over here to wipe some of this blood from your face.
One of the ring medics approached and wiped blood from Laura’s
face and they were joined by Vanessa who hugged her sister
warmly.
Joe: Vanessa, thanks for joining us and giving Laura a chance
to catch her breath. What happened to you out there. Things
were going so well and then Jessica knocks you out.
Vanessa: Jessica landed a lucky blow and I did not expect that.
Joe: You should have expected something, Jessica is an
experienced and hard fighter.
Vanessa: But she is no boxer and I just did not expect her to
hit me so hard.
Joe: Well Laura you came in to face both Simpson sisters. How
did you survive Jessica’s power and experience.
Laura: It was tough Joe. I saw what Vanessa was doing and I
capitalized on Jessica not being as fast as I was. So I
attacked her body and was able to knock her down and she could
not get up.
Joe: Very wise young lady. Then you had to face a fresher
Ashlee and you two went at it.
Laura: Ashlee is tough but inexperienced and I took advantage
of that
Joe: You traded knockdowns there at the end until you finally
did the damage and finished Ashlee off. Absolutely amazing
boxing exhibition out there.
Laura: Thanks Joe. It was tough and very physical. I came out
victorious
Vanessa: You mean we came out victorious Laura. I was in there
too.
Laura: Yes Vanessa you were.
Joe: Well thank you both I will let you go celebrate. I see
that Mike has corralled Adriana so lets get a word from her.
Mike: Look who I got Joe. Our referee tonight
Adriana: Hey Joe, its an honor to finally meet you
Joe: The feeling is mutual Adriana. Is it true that you are
Katharine McPhee’s older sister
Adriana: Well yes it is Joe. Kat and I are sisters.
Joe: One important question, was that an issue in this bout
involving one of Kat’s teammates.
Adriana: In no way shape or form. I heard about this event and
that they were looking for referees. I volunteered my services
and of course they were more than happy to give me a bout to
referee though they did not tell me which one.
Joe: So what is your interest in these matches.
Adriana: I saw it as a chance to get my foot in the door to the
UCC. I did not realize till later that it was nonsanctioned by
the UCC but it was still a chance to get noticed. When
Katharine learned of this she talked to her bosses and told them
of my interest. When they contacted me I told them that I
wanted to referee a match here and would be open to talks
afterwards that way there is no conflict of interest.
Mike: Can I get a question in here. This was an incredibly
physical boxing match and you seemed to have your hands full.
When this got ugly I noticed that you took matters in your own
hands and slapped Gigi Hadid. What was that about.
Adriana: I warned her not to get involved. I don’t care who it
was. She interfered in this match and I set her straight.
Mike: You may have made your first enemy here, Gigi and Bella
are not the kind of girls to lay your hands on without
circumstances.
Adriana: Like I said I warned them both not to interfere. If
they want to make something of it. Well then bring it on. I
will beat both of them. But from what I saw I think that they
will have their hands full of the Marano sisters. To say the
least about my sister and her friend. There are a lot of issues
here and I just hope that I can be a part of it.
Joe: Thank you Adriana for sharing this, Mike I think that it
is time to sign off here and let everyone calm down and
celebrate this win for the Marano sisters. I would love to join
the celebration and see where this all culmintates
Mike: Me too, Joe. I would love to be a fly on the wall when
these girls settle this.
Written by the Lost Wildcats
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Re: TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: April 4, 2021, 8:25 pm
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[font=trebuchet ms]Tag Team Boxing Fight #5 – Alexandra and
Caroline Paul vs. Vanessa and Stella Hudgens[/font]
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Welcome everyone, I'm Joe Rogan and this is the press conference
for the 5th fight in the Sibling Tag Team Boxing Event. Tomorrow
night's bout will be between the twins Alexandra and Caroline
Paul and Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella. To be perfectly
honest, when Kylie Jenner approached me to MC this event, I
thought it would be a little too gimmicky and that it was going
to be a cheapened version of WWE. I couldn't have been more
wrong. So far, the fights have been nothing short of spectacular
and the ladies have put on a boxing clinic. I expect the same
tomorrow night but I have a feeling that this fight will be
different from the four previous ones.
Tonight we will meet the next teams and they are complete
opposites. The tall athletic twins, Alexandra and Caroline, will
have a huge height and reach advantage. At 5'10” tall they will
tower over the 5'4” Stella and the 5'1” Vanessa. The Hudgens
will also be giving up a lot of weight to the Pauls but I expect
them to use their speed and agility to counter the size
advantage of the Paul sisters. It's anyone's fight and even the
bookies are having a hard time figuring out who will come out on
top. As of yesterday, the odds were dead even.
As the crowd starts settling in the Paul sisters make their way
to the stage. They are both wearing very conservative jogging
suits with matching Asics Gel-Kinsei 4 sneakers. There is
probably some symbolism with the choice of footwear as these
sneakers were a birthday present from the Badass Barbies to
Alexandra and Caroline (TKO #129). They wave to their fans and
smile at the camera's then take a seat to the right of Joe. They
make small talk with the host while they wait for their
opponents who seem to be taking their own sweet time. When they
finally arrive Vanessa and Stella make a grand entrance dressed
in full-length metallic silver boxing robes with rhinestones
spelling out their names on the back. They are wearing
sunglasses and their hoods are pulled tight over their faces.
They slowly stroll down to the stage in a very deliberate
fashion. They take a seat to the left of Joe and pull back their
hoodies, remove their sunglasses and smile at their fans.
Joe: Welcome, Ladies. So good to see all of you. Let me start
with the Paul twins. What made you two decide to enter a Tag
Team Boxing match?
Alexandra: That's the $100 question. We're still trying to
figure that out. Technically, we never entered ourselves into
the competition.
Joe: Then why are you here?
Caroline: Let me take this one, Joe. While we have no idea how
we got here we are thrilled to finally be able to fight side by
side. There is no way we are going to turn an opportunity like
this one down.
Joe: So you're saying that someone else did this. I'm pretty
sure that you had to either enter yourself or your Stable leader
had to do it for you. Maybe Chyler Leigh entered you?
Caroline: What matters is that I finally get a chance to fight
with Alex. We were both in the UMMA and while we had a brief
stint together at Raccoon we ended up on different stables. This
will allow us to show how well we can work together.
Joe: Your promo poster shows you with Zendaya. Will she be in
your corner?
Both Alexandra and Caroline blush. Alexandra stumbles for words
and Caroline takes the question.
Caroline: Z will be helping us out. We've been spending a lot of
time together inside and outside of the cage. The three of us
work together very well. As you know Zendaya is an amazing
fighter and she knows how to utilize her body to the max. You
might have noticed the three of us share certain qualities, like
height and build. Z has tried to teach us how to use our bodies
in the best possible way… and I think she has succeeded.
Joe: We all look forward to seeing that. Next, we have Vanessa
and Stella Hudgens. I hope you knew that you were going to fight
tomorrow night?
Vanessa: Of course we did. Unlike our competition over there,
Vanessa points over to Alexandra and Caroline. We know what's
going on. I asked Kylie if she'd let Stella and I fight and she
said absolutely yes.
Stella: You know, Joe. When Nessa told me about it I started
freaking out. It's been over a year since I was in a fight so
I've had gloves on for the last few weeks and I've been training
my butt off.
Joe: Now I've heard that you two have been training on the Power
Princess. Why not train with the Badass Barbies?
Vanessa: Stella isn't allowed in our facility because she's not
a Barbie yet. Vanessa turns to her sister and gives her a wink.
We took Hayden up on her generous offer to train us and I feel
it's working out pretty well.
Stella: Hayden has the best boxing coaches in the world and I
feel like I'm 100% back.
Joe: Are you two familiar with each other and will you feel
comfortable fighting the Paul twins?
Vanessa: While most twins have that special connection I doubt
that those two over there have any of that sort of chemistry. I
guess we'll see.
Joe:Are you concerned that they are taller and stronger than you
and Stella?
Vanessa: Taller? I'll give them that but stronger? I think that
we all know who the stronger sisters are.
Joe: Since this isn't a sanctioned event we will not have a
weigh-in but we need to get some publicity shots. Are you ready
ladies?
Alexandra and Caroline walk over and disrobe. They are wearing
the famous red Baywatch swimsuits and both look incredibly fit;
their tall, slender bodies are bristling with lean, long muscles
– they have clearly spent the last few days in the gym just
honing their looks. They both flex as they step forward.
Vanessa and Stella are again taking their sweet time and slowly
walk over and stand in front of the Paul twins. Alexandra stares
across at Vanessa and has a confused look on her face. She knows
that she should have at least a 9” inch height advantage over
her but Vanessa is standing almost eye to eye with her.
Vanessa takes off her robe and Alexandra's face turns bright red
and she shouts out. No, she's not shocked about Vanessa's
muscular body that puts her and Caroline's bodies to shame; no
it's what Vanessa is wearing on her feet that triggered her
reaction.
Alexandra: My heels! She's wearing my heels! Vanessa is wearing
Alexandra's exquisite platform heels that Kristen Stewart took
from her as a trophy after winning a recent arm wrestling match
(TKO2 #14). The heels easily add 5 inches of height.
Vanessa: Uh-hum. These belong to Kristen Stewart. She's letting
me wear them.
Alexandra: I know exactly who they belong to. Now take them off
and give them to me! NOW!
Alexandra lunges toward Vanessa but gets pulled back by security
before she can get a hold of them. She wrestles around but soon
gives up knowing that she isn't about to break free any time
soon. Suddenly Kristen Stewart walks up behind Vanessa and
starts massaging her muscular shoulders. Vanessa steps out of
The Shoes, bends over, and hands them to Kristen kissing her on
the cheek.
Both sides get ready for their pictures and slowly approach each
other. The Paul twins have to lean down until their faces align
with the vertically challenged Hudgens sisters. The
photographers start shooting away when Kristen holds The Shoes
up in front of Alexandra.
Kristen: Mine!
Alexandra can't hold back any longer and reaches out for The
Shoes but Vanessa anticipates her move and balls her fist tight
and drives it deep into Alexandra's abs just north of her belly
button. The air rushes out of her lungs and Alex folds in two
her hands dropping down to cover her aching stomach. Security
pulls the teams apart as both sides try to get to each other.
Vanessa: There's a lot more of that coming your way, beanpole!
Vanessa grins and flexes; Alex freezes and stares in awe at the
arms.
Kristen holds The Shoes up in the air and taunts Alexandra but
is disappointed as Alex doesn't hear or see anything except for
Vanessa's muscular arms. The chaos subsides and both teams are
led off the stage.
Fight night arrives and the tension is at an all-time high.
Vanessa has gone to her social media accounts and has featured
The Shoes and various unflattering angles of Alexandra's biceps
on numerous posts. Alexandra was a total mess, spending most of
her time trying to figure out how to get her really expensive
shoes back and not concentrating on the fight at hand. Luckily
Zendaya had a one on one training session with Alexandra and she
regained her focus and looked ready as she and Caroline waited
to be introduced.
The theme for 'Baywatch' blares over the loudspeakers as
Alexandra and Caroline are accompanied by Zendaya. They politely
wave as they walk past the capacity crowd and get checked in by
the ring official. Alex is in her red Baywatch suit while
Caroline is wearing tight, dark blue spandex leggings and a
matching stretch top. Both have matching pink boxing gloves
courtesy of Pamela Anderson and black knee-high boxing boots.
The Paul twins are truly are identical; apart from their
different outfits the only way to tell them apart is their hair
– Alex has a really short cut while her sister has long hair.
Sharp-eyed people can also note that Caroline is heavier and
less defined than Alexandra.
Zendaya, looking stunning in an elegant white business attire,
walks up to the ring and lifts the top rope. Alexandra slips
through followed by her sister. Alex notices Zendaya's washboard
abs that tantalizingly show between the skirt and the top and
trips on the ropes. She sheepishly gets back on her feet. They
take a few laps then settle in their corner and take a few sips
from a water bottle.
Again, they wait for what seems like an eternity for the Hudgens
to show up. Finally, the Arena goes completely dark then the
spotlights focus on the entrance. 'Momma Said Frack You Up' by
Canibus starts playing on the speakers as the curtains fly open.
The crowd gasps as Vanessa and Stella are sitting in an ornate
Egyptian Chariot both brunettes dressed like Cleopatra. In front
of them are six muscle-bound studs dressed in only loin clothes
wearing harnesses. The crowd can't believe what they are
witnessing as the six studs slowly pull Vanessa and Stella
towards the ring.
Alexandra, Caroline, and Zendaya are huddled up in their corner
going over some last minute strategies. When they look up and
drop their jaws. They stare at the Hudgens as their Chariot
winds its way through the crowd. They finally get to the
checkpoint and are lifted out of their ride and gently set down
in front of the ring official.
They seductively take off their Egyptian outfits and have their
gloves checked and their gumshields put in place. Vanessa is
wearing a grey sports bra and matching low-cut yoga shorts while
Stella is dressed in a daring slate blue bandeaukini that barely
contains her full breasts. Both are wearing black gloves and
black ankle-high boxing shoes. Their hair is pulled back in
tight ponytails. Hayden Panettiere is waiting for them ringside
and she parts the ropes as the Hudgens sisters enter the ring.
Alexandra can't help but stare at Vanessa's muscular frame.
While she may be on the shorter side her muscles are fully
developed and as large as women that are much larger than her.
The taller Stella is by no means out of shape but she looks
softer than her incredibly fit older sister. Without doubt
Vanessa is the most muscular of the four sisters in the ring
today.
As they walk by the Paul sisters Zendaya steps between them and
cocks her head as she watches Vanessa.
Vanessa: What was that for Z?
Zendaya: Just making sure.
Vanessa: Making sure? Of what?
Zendaya: Just get back to your corner Nessa.
Joe Rogan goes live as Bruce Buffer looks at his notes and
prepares for the introductions.
Joe: Welcome folks I'm Joe Rogan and tonight my special
commentator is one of my favorite people of all time, Dwayne The
Rock Johnson.
The Rock: Thanks for the kind words, Joe. When you called me to
do some color commentary, I had no idea what you were talking
about. After watching the earlier fights I couldn't turn this
down.
Joe: So far this event has exceeded it's expectations. We've
have had some very exciting matches.
The Rock: Miley and Noah Cyrus looked impressive and what more
can you say about Bella Hadid. Once she got going there was no
stopping her.
Joe: She'll be fighting for the Welterweight title at the next
event and I wouldn't bet against her. She's been on fire lately.
The Rock: And my girl Britney. The Richies never stood a chance.
And who would have thought that the Marano sister could stop
beating on each other long enough to wipe the floor with the
Simpson sisters? They certainly have a promising career ahead of
them.
Joe: Assuming they stay focused on their opponents. It looks
like they are already gunning for the Hadids. That promises to
be a heated fight.
The Rock: They Marano's may be biting off more than they can
chew so to speak.
Joe: So what is your take on tonight's fight?
The Rock: [font=times new roman]Well, to be perfectly honest I'm
a bit biased on this seeing that Alexandra was on Baywatch and
Caroline is a firefighter – do you know how tough firefighters
must be? I have to stick with them seeing that their height and
reach will simply be too much to overcome.[/font]
Joe:Vanessa is coming on as of late but you're right. Size and
reach reign supreme in Boxing. Unless of course, you're Mike
Tyson.
The Rock: Are you comparing the Hudgens to Iron Mike?
Joe: I think their only way to victory is to get in close like
Mike used to do and see how the Paul twins like to be hit. I
think it might be closer than you might think but I'll agree
with you that that reach is a huge advantage.
The Rock: They will have Hayden in their corner. I've lost a
small fortune betting against her in the past but I've learned
my lesson.
Joe: It looks like Bruce Buffer is ready.
Bruce Buffer step forward with mic in hand.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Tag Team Boxing
brought to you by Kylie Cosmetics, Fredericks of Hollywood, and
Zebra Car Insurance. See what you can save at TheZebra.com. And
now it's time for the Main Event of the Evening. Fighting out of
the blue corner, they hail from New York City and fight out of
the Raccoon Stable. Please welcome to the ring Alexandra and
Carolinnnnnne . . .Pauuuuuuullll!!!
Zendaya moves to the side and the Paul twins touch gloves and
step forward to a rousing cheer. Zendaya motions them back to
their corner and they stretch and limber up.
Bruce Buffer: Fighting out of the red corner. They come from by
way of Salinas, California, and fight out of the Badass Barbies
Stable in Hollywood, California. They are Vanessa and Stella
Hudgennnnnnnnnnns!!!
Our referee tonight is Madonna Ciccone.
Stella puts up her gloves and Vanessa fires off some amazingly
fast combos. They raise their gloves above their heads and soak
in the enthusiasm of their fans. They huddle up in their corner
while Hayden gives them last-minute instructions.
Madonna brings them to the middle of the cage and lets them know
that she is in control and any infractions will cost them 3
minutes in the penalty box. Vanessa flat out laughs at Madonna
and turns and leaves the ring leaving Stella to start the fight.
Kristen Stewart steps up on the apron carrying a towel in one
hand and an ice bucket in the other. She will be assisting
Hayden in the Hudgens corner tonight. Alexandra will be first in
the cage for the Paul twins and she looks serious and is all
business.
Joe: We have a lot of celebrities in attendance tonight. I see
the Strikeforce Boss is here with his lovely wife Blake Lively.
And of course, the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan is in the front
row.
The Rock: And we have a large contingent of Baywatch alums. I
see Alexandra Daddario with Zac Efron. And over there is Pamela
Anderson and Gena Lee Nolin. They are all here to cheer on
Alexandra and Caroline.
Joe: Do you think that will put a lot of pressure on Alexandra?
She looks a little nervous right now.
The Rock: She'll be fine, Joe. She'd been competing in sports
for a long time and she knows how to handle the pressure.
Joe: It looks like Madonna is ready. I can't wait. This is going
to be a blast.
* * *
The Fight: Alexandra and Stella square up in the middle of the
ring and just like everyone predicted, Alexandra is using her
jab to keep Stella at bay while Stella is doing her best to
dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge trying her best to work her way
inside. So far Alexandra is having it her way as her jab is
giving Stella fits and she just can't get close. A quick tag
brings in Vanessa who eats a few jabs but forces her way inside
and pelts Alexandra with some crisp punches to the ribs and a
questionably shot to the lower abdomen. Alexandra reaches out
and grabs Vanessa by the shoulders and pulls her in tight until
Madonna forces them apart. Alexandra rubs her gloves across her
belly, takes in a deep breath, and steadies herself before
throwing out the left jab keeping Vanessa on her back foot. A
feint by Vanessa gets the reaction she wants and she steps in
and her muscular arms are chugging away at those already tender
abs. The older Hudgens muscles her surprised taller opponent
into the corner and leans in tucking her shoulder under
Alexandra's pert breasts and here comes some more belly
punishment. Vanessa digs her mitts deep into the mid-section
then lands some crosses to the ribs and Madonna looks at the
gasping Raccoon member and sends Vanessa to a neutral corner.
Alexandra is bent over in agony but manages to straighten up by
8. She sucks in some air and raises her guard and looks ready to
continue. Vanessa has a huge smile as she motions Alexandra to
come and get some.
Caroline is leaning over the top rope with an outstretched arm
and Zendaya is urging Alexandra to tag herself out but she is
determined to prove herself and looks for some redemption.
Hayden claps her hands together and Vanessa feints to the right
and ducks under a wild overhand left and sprints to her corner
and tags in Stella. Zendaya is now yelling at Alexandra who
finally listens and tags in her twin sister. Caroline is
sticking to the game plan and is swatting the jab in front of
Stella's face but she is fighting off of her back foot not
getting anything behind her punches. After some chasing by
Stella, she's not gaining any ground and Hayden calls for a tag.
Vanessa storms forward eating a clubbing right to the temple but
fights through and buries her shoulder into Caroline and
strong-arms her to the ropes. Caroline tries to punch her way
out but Vanessa is in close and uses her dirty boxing to punish
Caroline who looks shocked at the pure brawn coming from her
pint-sized opponent.
Vanessa is in complete control and Caroline needs to get out but
she just can't find any space as and they are fighting it out in
a phone booth. Vanessa's muscular arms are churning like pistons
and Caroline's guard is down around her belly. The beat down is
getting out of hand and Madonna has no choice but to step in and
pulls Vanessa away as Caroline slips down the ropes until she is
sitting on her butt looking up at the lights. Zendaya isn't
expecting Caroline to make the count and is going over some
strategies with Alexandra. The count reaches 8 and Caroline has
recovered enough to continue and she and Vanessa are brought to
the middle. Madonna instructs them to fight and Vanessa feints
to the left then bull rushes back in but Caroline is ready and
smashes a right cross into Vanessa's chin and she trips over her
own feet and falls into the ropes catching herself before she
falls off the apron. Madonna escorts Caroline to a neutral
corner while Vanessa tries to untangle her legs out of the
ropes. At 7 she finally manages to get to her feet and rubs her
jaw back and forth. She looks more pissed off than hurt as she
mutters under her breath.
Madonna brings them back to the middle and the fight is back on.
Vanessa is a little more cautious this time but is still looking
to fight in close but Caroline's defense is solid and she's just
not giving up any openings. Vanessa hears Hayden call for the
tag and a fresh Stella is back in bouncing on her toes. Caroline
tags in Alexandra and was back to where we started. Alexandra is
sticking to the game plan and her reach is giving Stella fits
and a small mouse is forming under Stella's left eye. Alexandra
is in control and pushes forward but that's a huge mistake as
Stella goes back downstairs and lands some solid shots to the
breadbasket and a clear low blow that Madonna completely missed.
Zendaya is furious and is screaming at Madonna who turns her
head only to miss yet another low blow. Alexandra gasps as she
loses her breath and she looks over at Zendaya who is screaming
for Madonna to turn around. It's clear to everyone in attendance
that Hayden's plan was to have the Hudgens go to the body often
and early and so far it's paying off. Alexandra pushes Stella in
the breasts and bolts for her corner and hurriedly tags in her
sister. Alexandra is in a great deal of pain as her gloves are
gingerly rubbing her sore stomach.
5 minutes into the fight and the Paul twins are already looking
gassed. Zendaya is doing her best to rally the troops but both
twins look out of sorts and it's only a matter of time before
the brutal attack on their bodies is going to pay dividends.
Caroline throws out a few jabs then runs for her corner and
reaches for Alexandra but she refuses to get back in the ring.
Caroline has a concerned look when she realizes that she's on
her own. She turns just as an overhand right comes sailing at
her head but she picks it up in time and leans back and lands a
clean left to the face busting open Stella's nose. Finally
something positive for the Paul twins. Caroline catches Stella
straight out with a left-right to the lips and an uppercut to
the chin and she stumbles back and her legs can't keep up and
she falls hard on the canvas her butt bouncing off twice before
coming to a stop. Stella shakes her head then slams her gloves
on the canvas and climbs up the ropes and is ready before
Madonna can even start the count.
Zendaya isn't all that happy and puts her arm around Alexandra
doing her best to get her back in the fight but Alexandra's head
is bowed down and it looks like she is about to cry. Back in the
ring Caroline has Stella pinned up against the ropes but isn't
able to do any damage as Stella keeps clinching up and getting
breaks. Zendaya's pep talk seems to be working and Alexandra is
nodding her head in agreement and looks like she might want to
go back in. A gentle kiss on the cheeks finally brings a smile
to Alexandra and she straightens up and smacks her gloves
together. She takes in a few more deep breaths and stands in her
corner waiting to be tagged back in when she sees Kristen
Stewart walk by wearing The Shoes. Alexandra steps down and goes
to confront Kristen but Zendaya steps between the two and holds
Alexandra back. Kristen in the platform heels is as tall as
Alex, which is a strange and kinda intimidating sight from
Alex's point of view. As tall as Kristen might appear she's not
as tall as Z though.
Zendaya: Really, Kristen? You're wearing the shoes now!
Kristen: What do you mean, Z? Can't I wear my favorite pair of
heels when I want to?
Kristen giggles and winks at Alexandra who lunges forward but
Zendaya wraps her up. Alexandra uses all of her strength trying
to break free but Zendaya easily pulls her back and lifts her
off her feet and sets her butt down on the ring apron and chides
Alex like she was a petulant child needing to cool off. Kristen
blows a kiss towards Alexandra and she almost loses it all over
again.
Stella has managed to fight her way to her corner and tags in
her older sister who wastes no time going straight after
Caroline. The two square off; Vanessa clearly has the upper hand
and Caroline isn't able to counter the smaller girl's power and
skill. Vanessa feints a shot to the gut and lands a clean left
to the Caroline's forehead. Caroline stumbles back and Vanessa
steps in and starts working on Caroline's body, powerful punches
raining up and down and back up again. Madonna looks on waiting
for Caroline to fight back but she's out on her feet and Madonna
has seen enough and pulls Vanessa off as Caroline falls to the
canvas and is counted out. Vanessa raises her hands and heads
back to her corner while the medics attend to Caroline. After a
few minutes she is sitting up and they eventually get her to the
locker room.
Vanessa looks confident as she looks over at her towering
opponent. Alexandra is all business and is in no mood for any of
Vanessa's games. Madonna brings them together and Alexandra is
eyeing up Vanessa like it's her first day off of Weight Watchers
and Vanessa is a piece of chocolate cake. She takes a step to
the right then comes back in the pocket and uses her reach to
smack Vanessa on the side of the head. She follows it up with
some nice bodywork of her own and in a matter of 15 seconds; she
has Vanessa in deep trouble. Alex shoves Vanessa up against the
ropes and starts landing hate-filled bombs loudly grunting out
with each blow. Vanessa is knocked back until her butt is
resting on the middle rope. Hayden is yelling at her to clinch
but Alexandra is in berserker mode and her fists are landing
from all directions. A desperate Vanessa lands a sneaky elbow to
the chest and a deliberate low blow between Alexandra's legs.
Alexandra bends over and her pink gloves go between her legs.
Madonna is having none of it and ushers Vanessa to the penalty
box. She gives Alexandra a few minutes to gather herself.
The fight resumes with Stella taking her sisters place. Despite
being covered in sweat, Alexandra is calm and collected and is
putting on a boxing clinic. Her punches are crisp and while not
a lot of power is being delivered they are on target and Stella
is getting marked up. Hayden is doing her best to distract
Alexandra but Alex keeps her focus and follows Zendaya's
direction. Stella is slowly and methodically being beaten down.
With a minute still left in Vanessa's penalty, Zendaya gives
Alex two thumbs up. Alexandra nods and launches a three-punch
combo to the body, shuffles to the left then tags Stella with a
vicious left cross then lifts her clean off her feet with a
right uppercut. The crowd jump to their feet and watch as Stella
collapses in a twisted heap and lays motionless in front of
Alexandra's feet. Vanessa's penalty time is over and she climbs
up on the ring apron just in time to see the brutal KO. She is
deeply concerned for her motionless sister but after 30 seconds
Stella untangles her legs, starts to stir and the medics have
her up and out of the ring.
It has come down to Vanessa and Alexandra. Vanessa has a scowl
on her face while Alexandra has confidence about her she hasn't
felt in years. Knocking out Stella had invigorated her slightly.
Thanks to her stamina and stubbornness, her reach and Zendaya's
leadership she knew she was going to beat the munchkin! She had,
after all, already taken out the larger one.
They meet in the center and its pure boxing from the MMA
veterans. Alexandra is landing that pesky jab and a fleet-footed
Vanessa is able to move in and polish up the mid-section. Alex
lands three to four shots for every one she takes, but both
fighters seem to take the same amount of damage as Vanessa's
punches are far more powerful.
2 minutes go by and neither is giving ground until Alexandra
blocks a punch to the ribs and throws a sweeping hook that lands
on Vanessa's jaw. She bounces into the ropes and comes stumbling
back in time to get caught with a hook to the left eye and down
goes Vanessa. Alexandra goes to a neutral corner with a weak
grin on her face, she is breathing heavily. Vanessa sees the
ring spinning around in her head but makes her feet before
getting counted out. Her muscular legs are trembling as she
steps forward, almost falling over before catching herself.
Alexandra is focused and glares at a weary Vanessa, she can
taste victory… But before the fight re-starts Hayden bursts
through the ropes and gets in Madonna's face claiming that
Vanessa should be given a 5-minute break due to an illegal
finger to the eye. Zendaya also climbs through the ropes and the
2 are arguing with the ref but Madonna did not see any
infraction. She sends Hayden back to her corner where she
huddles with Vanessa and stalls for some more time. Madonna goes
over and tells them to break it up. Hayden gives Vanessa a slap
on the ass and Madonna signals the fight to restart.
Alexandra is using her reach snapping the jab and Vanessa is
looking for a crack in her guard and it's a stalemate as the two
fighters circle in the middle. Vanessa sees an opening and
rushes in but gets caught with a hook to the jaw, forcing her to
clinch up with her Amazonian opponent. The two wrestle around
until the stronger Vanessa drives forward and pushes Alexandra
into a corner. The former Raccoon Stable leader wraps her arms
around Vanessa's shoulders and pulls her In. Madonna separates
the fighters and brings them to the middle.
Vanessa immediately goes on the attack and launches a series of
powerful blows; Alex blocks the first one but the rest break
through and pummels her already hurt body. The immense pain is
making her eyes water. She stumbles back, turns around and tries
to find sanctuary in her corner. A concerned Zendaya isn't sure
what's happening but Madonna turns Alexandra around and
instructs her to fight.
Vanessa steps forward and quickly dives back as Alexandra is
swinging wildly. Vanessa moves to the side then ducks a feeble
cross and punches Alexandra in the ribs. She follows it up with
some more body shots and Alexandra leans forward leaving herself
wide open. Vanessa cocks back her right hand and uses her whole
body throwing herself at Alexandra. Her fists land on the button
and Alexandra's head is jolted to the side and her long legs
give out and she falls on her back. Vanessa raises her hand and
looks down as Alexandra is sprawled out like a starfish. She
flexes her arms as much for Alexandra and the audience. The
audience is impressed but poor Alexandra is unconscious. Vanessa
heads for her corner and the celebration is on.
Zendaya is immediately at Alexandra's side lifting her head and
trying to revive her girlfriend. Alexandra slowly starts to
stir. She looks at Zendaya and bursts out crying.
Alexandra: I'm so sorry Z. I… wasn't good enough. I'm sorry.
Zendaya: Don't worry love. You were amazing in there.
Alexandra: I thought I could take her… I let you down. I'm so
sorry. Zendaya leans in and gives her girlfriend a big hug then
kisses her on the lips.
Bruce Buffer informs them that he will be announcing the
official decision and asks if Alexandra is ready. Alexandra gets
up on wobbly feet with Zendaya's help. Buffer raises the Hudgens
hands and the crowd goes wild.
As Zendaya helps Alexandra away from the cage Joe Rogan goes to
interview the winners. He walks up to the victorious Hudgens
sisters who are joined by Hayden Panettiere as they celebrate
their hard earned victory.
Joe: Congratulations, ladies. That was some fight. Are you two
going to be OK?
Vanessa: As you can see, we're doing just great.
Joe: Vanessa, that was some knockout. Where did that come from?
Vanessa: I'm not going to lie, Joe. Alex and Caroline gave us
all we could handle but in the end it was the stronger sister
who came out on top.
Stella: It was hard to get in close with that huge reach
advantage they had. Their jabs kept coming from all angles
keeping us from getting in our power zone. It definitely was a
battle but like Nessa said, we wore them down and the stronger
team won tonight.
Joe: You went to the body often and early. Was that planned or
is that how the fight played out?
Vanessa and Stella look back at Hayden who steps forward and
puts a hands on each of their shoulders.
Vanessa: That was all Hayden. She really knows a lot about the
Paul twins and told us what would happen if we kept punching
them in the abs.
Joe: I've always said that in a long grueling fight that the
person, or team in this instance, that lands the most body
punches is rewarded as the fight goes on.
Hayden: Let me take this. The scarecrow and the skeleton are
Amazons and tower over most of us normal sized people but I knew
that we could wear them down. It took a little longer than I
thought but the results were what I expected.
Joe: How did they end up training on the Power Princess?
Hayden: [font=arial]Vanessa is a dear old friend and I always
help my friends. On the [/font]Power Princess Vanessa and Stella
could train with the best trainers away from prying eyes.
Joe: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners, Stella and Vanessa
Hudgens!
Written by Raccoon and the Badass Barbies
#Post#: 4341--------------------------------------------------
Re: TAG Team Boxing - The Fights
By: BadAssBunnies Date: April 12, 2021, 4:15 am
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[font=arial]Tag Team Boxing Main Event – Hunter, Joey, and Kelli
King vs Bella, Dani, and Kaili Thorne[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/VFwuK0M.jpg
[font=arial]Welcome everybody. I'm Joe Rogan and this is the
final match of the Tag Team Boxing Event. Whew! This has been a
challenge but once the kinks were worked out it has turned into
an amazing event. Tonight we will see a first in the Boxing
world. Not only will we have a Tag Team event but the Main Event
will feature 3 sisters on each side. Now this will truly be a
family war as I even heard that the Mothers are involved as well
as other members of their stables.[/font]
[font=arial]The taunting has been relentless and this on again
off again on again bout continues to draw a lot of attention.
Both sides have gone out of their way to spout their opinions
and neither side is backing down. There will be a lot of pent up
anger and when the fight finally starts and I pray that the
referee will be able to keep them in check. [/font]
[font=arial]The “Incident” as it is now known around the Boxing
world involved a new training member on the Hot and the
Dangerous. Kelli Goss was taken out of a training session on a
stretcher and it's still unclear as to the severity of her
injuries. Rumors have it that Joey King put a brutal beat down
on her teammate and that she was rushed to a local Hospital
after suffering undisclosed injuries. We've been trying to get
more information on “Incident” but The Hot and the Dangerous
have sealed their facility and nothing is leaking out. We wish
Kelli a speedy recovery and look forward to seeing her make her
debut in the UCC.[/font]
[font=arial]After the “Incident” promoter Kylie Jenner put the
Main Event on hold but fortunately for the fans and the MGM
Grand, she has reconsidered and the fight is back on. Both sides
have brought in extra security and I hope it's enough. We'll do
our best to get through this tonight as the MGM Grand has become
the place to be this weekend. Rooms have been sold out since
this event was announced and some additional standing room only
tickets have also been sold. Even the press conference tonight
is sold out and Paramount has agreed to stream it live on their
new app.[/font]
[font=arial]Let's get on with the show and bring out the ladies.
First out will be the team lead by Badass Barbie Bella Thorne
and her sisters Dani and Kaili. [/font]
[font=arial]The Thorne sisters make a grandiose entrance. They
are all dressed in tight black halter tops and skin tight yoga
shorts not leaving a lot to the imagination. The Thornes high
five their fans and flip off some haters as they walk past the
podium and take a seat to the left of Joe. [/font]
[font=arial]The Kings are led onto the stage by Hunter followed
by Joey and then Kellie. They are all wearing gray sweat pant
with matching hoodies. The take a seat to the right of
Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: OK, ladies. Are we going to be civil? I
certainly don't want to take an errant punch.[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd laughs then starts egging the two sides
on. Hunter holds her hand up with her palm facing the
crowd.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: We'll behave as long as they don't try
anything. From what we've heard they are planning on
cheating.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella storms out of her seat and takes a step
towards Hunter.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: She's such a lying ****! They're planning on
using a triple team on us. That's how her teammate got
hurt![/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Is that so, Hunter?[/font]
[font=arial]Joey: I got this. Joe, if it makes the headlines
every time someone gets a little owie then The Hot and the
Dangerous would make the headlines everyday. It was a training
injury and nothing more.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I've been around fighters most of my life and
only seen 2 fighters taken out on a gurney and that's including
the fights. [/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: It gets a little rough at times. No big
deal, right Bella.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella is finally seated but glares daggers at
Hunter.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Is Kelli Goss going to be OK?[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: I doubt it. I heard she is still in the
Hospital. [/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: Don't listen to her. Kelli has been back
training since Wednesday. They held her overnight but that was
only for precautionary reasons. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Then I take it she will be cheering you on
tomorrow night.[/font]
[font=arial]The Kings sister look sheepishly at each
other.[/font]
[font=arial]Joey: Um. She'll be there.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Now come on , Ladies. Is all this smack talk
really necessary?[/font]
[font=arial]Dani: Ask them. We were just having a little fun and
they took it to another level and threatened us.[/font]
[font=arial]Kaili: That was a big mistake. They'll learn what
happens when you mess with the Thornes.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: Give me a f&cking break. We were just
defending our reputations. They were the one's who crossed the
line. Calling out my Mom? Come on now. They act like a bunch of
adolescents.[/font]
[font=arial]On queue Bella and Dani stick out their tongues
while Kaili sticks her finger down her throat and pretends to
hurl.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli: See! How immature can you get.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see that both of your Mother's are here. I
sure hope they have more control that all of you.[/font]
[font=arial]Both Mom's shake their heads neither having any
intentions of getting involved.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: I still think that our Mom could take your
Mom.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter jumps up and lunges towards Bella but is
stopped short and wrestled back to her seat.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: Come on Hunter. We don't want to be acting
like a child now do we?[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter flips Bella the middle finger. Bella hides
behind her hands pretending to be scared.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: I guess that's not fair seeing that they are
Daddy's little girls.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli: OMG! Now you're going to get our Dad involved
now? What's next. Making fun of our Grandma?[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: Not yet. It just seems that after Kelli that
your Dad really wanted a son. Hmmm. Hunter? Joey? Those are
really boys names.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter and Joey both try and get through security as
Bella starts laughing.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli: Well what about Dani? That's also boys
name.[/font]
[font=arial]Dani stands up and starts pointing at Kelli.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli: Shut the hell up, b!tch! My full name is
Daniella Vanessa Thorne and we have an older brother dumb ass. I
go by Dani because I like it not because my Dad wanted a
boy![/font]
[font=arial]Now all 6 sisters are on their feet making threats
looking to get to the other side. It takes several minutes to
get them seated.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Bella, why did Kylie put the fight on
hold?[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: I'm not sure but Kylie is the boss and
whatever she says goes.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: That's a load of crap. Kylie heard of
Kelli's accident and panicked. She feared for the Thornes and
canceled the event to protect her fighters. [/font]
[font=arial]Kaili: An how in the hell would you know
that?[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: Because Tracey Bregman called Kylie and told
her she had to put it back on. Once Tracey gets involved she
always gets her way. She kind of strong-armed Kylie into
changing her mind.[/font]
[font=arial]Joey: Tracey can be persuasive. [/font]
[font=arial]Dani: I highly doubt that Kylie would be intimidated
by your boss. That would never happen.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Bella, you recently starred in Chick Fight
which was based on an underground Women's MMA club. How much of
your real life MMA skills were used in training?[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: None of it! It was all faked and staged.
Don't go see it. The fight scenes are pathetic and it's hard to
watch.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: Better than the fake catfight scenes you see
on The Old and the Useless.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: That's it b!tch! We're not letting up until
all 3 of you are laid out on gurneys![/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ladies! You're either going to respect the
rules or I'm going to end this press conference.[/font]
[font=arial]Again it takes several minutes to settle both sides
down.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Let's give the photo session a try but if any
of you step out of line we'll have you pose separately and
Photoshop you together.[/font]
[font=arial]Both sides stand in front of the background prop
while a line of security stands between them. The Thorne sisters
adjust their tops and stick out the breast showing off as much
cleavage as possible as they inch in closer and closer. The King
sisters climb out of their sweat pants and pull off their
hoodies and the crowd goes crazy as they dressed in red, white,
and blue micro bikini tops and matching thongs. The Thorne
sisters are taken back by the daring attire and can't keep from
checking out their scantily clad rivals.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: What do you think Thorny birds? We thought
you'd like to see what some real booty's should look
like.[/font]
[font=arial]Both sides go for each other and a few lucky
security guards get to pull apart and hold onto the sexy
fighters. The stage crew finally bring out a large piece of
Plexiglas and place it between the two sides. Two security
guards hold it tightly as both sides posture up putting on their
best mean girl faces. They hold their poses as the flashes go
off. As they start to back away Joey rushes forward and launches
herself at the Plexiglas knocking out of the stage crew hands
until it falls over on the Thornes. All hell breaks lose and
they struggle to pull the heavy sheet off the struggling Thorne
sister. Bella is first to her feet and she runs towards Hunter
and launches her legs up in the air, wraps them around Hunter's
neck then twists her body executing a picture perfect Huricarana
sending Hunter somersaulting forward crashing into the gathered
crowd. [/font]
[font=arial]Bella: How's that b!tch! I learned that one on my
movie set. Still think it's fake!?![/font]
[font=arial]Joey ducks under a guard and heads for Dani and the
two start slugging it out. Joey lands first with a powerful
punch to the ribs and then connects with a uppercut to the chin
leaving Dani on wobbly legs. She lunges towards Kaili but is
pulled away before she can inflict any damage. Order is finally
restored as both sides are sent off stage. Joe Rogan looks at
the carnage left on stage and shakes his head knowing that
tomorrow nights fight promises to be a classic.[/font]
[font=arial]Fight night arrives and both sides have been busy on
the UCC Forum working on the mental part of the fight. The
Hunter sisters pace around their locker room nervously waiting
for the fight to begin. Tracey does her best to keep her
fighters focused but all they seem to be talking about is how
badly they are going to beat down the Thornes. She starts to
worry about their over-confidence and gives them a quick but
stern talk.[/font]
[font=arial]The Thornes are also nervously stewing in their
locker room wishing they could be in the ring punching the Kings
lights out. Kylie gathers them together and gives them a
motivational speech. When she's done the Thorne sisters are
pumped up and ready to brawl. There is a knock on the door and
the Thornes will have 5 minutes until they enter the ring. They
pull the Velcro straps tightly around their gloves and shadow
box until it's time to make their entrance. The door opens again
and they are led down a dimly lit hallway until they come to a
velvet curtain. When they hear their names the bolt through to a
loud and raucous crowd. The make it to the officials who check
them out and direct them into the ring. After being shown up at
the press conference the Thorne sisters are leaving little
covered. In true sisterly fashion they are all wearing similar
colored bikini's which look good in the moment but may prove to
be disastrous as the fight progresses. It matters little now as
the wiggle and jiggle their tight bodies around the ring bending
over and showing off as much as can be allowed at a public
event.[/font]
[font=arial]The doors opens and the King sisters make the walk
and enter the Arena to a rousing ovation. It seems that the fans
are evenly split and they soak in the cheers as they pass
inspection and enter the ring. They are also wearing very sheer
bikini's that don't look like they were made for any sort of
combat sport. With no less than 10 security officials in the
ring the Kings are not allowed near the Thornes leaving both
sides to ready themselves in peace. [/font]
[font=arial]It appears that Paramount is having issues with the
streaming service and the fighters are made to wait a extra few
minutes as Bruce Buffer makes small talk with the referee. After
a few false starts the lights dim and the spotlights follow
Bruce Buffer step to the middle of the ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer: Welcome to the finals of the Tag Team
Boxing Event brought to you by UberEATS, Get the Food you want
from the Restaurants you Love. By Nokia and by Ducolax Stool
Softener. And now. . . Ittttttttt's Timmmmmmme for the Main
Event of the Evening. Introducing first. Fighting out of the
Blue Corner from Los Angels, California by way of Pembroke
Pines, Florida. They come in with a combined weight of 357 lbs.
Here are Bella . . . .Dani . . . . and Kaili . . .
.Thornnnnnnnnee![/font]
[font=arial]And in the Blue Corner. Fighting out of The Hot and
Dangerous Stable in sunny Los Angels California. With a combined
weight of 345lbs. Welcome Hunterrr. . . Jooooooeeeeeey. . . and
Kelli Kinnnnnnnngggg![/font]
[font=arial]Enforcing the rules in the ring tonight will be
Torrie Wilson.[/font]
[font=arial]THE FIGHT[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli King and Dani Thorne will start out the fight.
The make it to the middle while their sisters climb out of the
ring and get into position in their corners. The bell clangs and
Torrie slaps her hands together and the fighters bolt out of
their corners and start throwing down. Fans are on their feet as
neither fighter is worried about any defense and both are trying
to land a quick knock out. Right away it's Dani who lands a
one-two combo that knocks Kelli back a step. Dani moves in but
gets tagged with a sweeping hook to the forehead and just like
that Dani is in trouble. Hunter and Joey have a leg wrapped
around the bottom rope and both are leaning way out into the
ring begging to be tagged in but Kelli backs Dani back into the
ropes. A desperate Dani clinches up and is able to hold on until
Torrie steps in and breaks them up. Kelli falls for a feint and
Dani slips by her and tags in Kaili and Kelli doesn't miss a
step and gets in Kaili's face working her jab as Kaili does the
same. [/font]
[font=arial]Lot's of circling and the leather flies at time but
neither fighter is causing much damage. Kelli tags in Hunter and
she heads straight for Kaili stalking her down like a hungry
Lioness. Hunter stuns Kaili with a left hook then cocks her fist
back and takes a wild swing but Kaili is ready and side steps
the errant punch and drills a right to the temple and Oh My!
Hunter is in big trouble as her eyes are rolled back. She
stumbles back to her corner with Kaili in hot pursuit. Hunter
catches herself on the ropes just as Kaili moves in for the
kill. Kaili start throwing bombs but Hunter has recovered enough
and is ducking and dodging most of Kaili's punches but a sneaky
left gets through and Hunter's legs buckle and she takes a knee.
The Thorne corner is going crazy and are taunting Hunter who
gets back on her feet before Torrie can turn around. Torrie
finishes up her count and checks over Hunter who looks over at
the Thorne corner with contempt. Joey reaches out for a tag but
Hunter isn't having it as she wants a piece of Kaili.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter has pure hate in her eyes as she stalks down
Kaili who back pedals until she is trapped in the King corner
and here come Hunter. She's swinging away at the hips and starts
a methodical up and down beat down of Kaili. Torrie has seen
enough and gets between the fighters and before she can pull
Hunter off Joey reaches in and backhands Kaili on the side of
the head. Torrie pushes Hunter away and points to the penalty
box.[/font]
[font=arial]Torrie: That's 3 minutes in the penalty box for
Joey![/font]
[font=arial]Joey: What? You're crazy! I was only trying to tag
Hunter and she got her head in the way! It was an
accident![/font]
[font=arial]Torrie points to the box with authority and Joey
reluctantly scowls as she heads for her time out. Hunter shakes
loose her arms, rolls her head and wants another piece of Kaili.
She steps forward throwing out the jab but Kaili isn't about to
give ground this time and the two throw down in the pocket.
Hunter lands some sharp crosses but Kaili holds her own with a
solid shot to the ribs and an uppercut to Hunter's rack. If
Hunter was mad before she is pissed off now and start throwing
haymakers with reckless abandon. Kaili is pinned in a neutral
corner and does her best to bob and weave but Hunter is
relentless and powerful punches are getting through. Torrie
Wilson has seen enough and pulls her off leaving Kaili slumped
in the corner. Hunter raises her hands and heads over to the
Thorne corner and starts jawing at Bella. Torrie keeps the 8
count going and spins Hunter around and grabs her arm then
escorts her to a neutral corner. Kaili is up and looks like she
needs a tag but Hunter is standing between her and her
corner.[/font]
[font=arial]The fight resumes and Kaili is being picked apart by
Hunter and Torrie is asking her to fight back. Hunter shoves her
in the corner and jams a glove under her chin and starts
throwing jack hammer punches to her belly. Torrie pulls Hunter
off and sends her to the penalty box. Tracey Bregman bursts
through the ropes and starts screaming at Torrie as Kaili's butt
slips down the ropes.[/font]
[font=arial]Torrie: That's 3 minutes in the box for Hunter for
using a choke.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey is beside herself as she gets in Torrie's
face.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: You're picking on my fighters! You're
supposed to be impartial not Kylie's minion![/font]
[font=arial]Torrie turns to Tracey and gets in her face.[/font]
[font=arial]Torrie: You need to get out of the ring or you'll
end up with your fighter in the penalty box! [/font]
[font=arial]Torrie rudely escorts Tracey out of the ring and
tends to Kaili. She gives her a few minutes to gather herself
and motions Kelli into the ring. The two square up but it's
obvious that Kaili is in need of a tag. She feints to her right
and dives for her corner barely slapping Bella's glove but it's
clear enough for Torrie and Bella storms out of her corner and
sizes up Kelli. Bella stalks down Kelli who is doing her best to
stay clear but Bella is methodically cutting off the ring and
manages to trap Kelli in a corner and here come the beat down.
Bella is picking Kelli apart and opens up a cut under her left
eye then smashes her in the mouth with a straight right. Kelli
wraps her arms around Bella and locks her in a bearhug. Bella
gets her arms in and tries to push Kelli away but the bearhug is
in tight. Torrie tries to separate them but Kelli refuses to let
go. Kylie is screaming across the ring until Torrie is able to
pry them apart. Tracey seeing her fighter about to be taken out
gets in the ring and does her best to give Kelli a breather.
Torrie grabs Tracey by the arm and hauls her to her corner. They
lock eyes and Tracey decides to back down and get out of the
ring. [/font]
[font=arial]Bella smirks at Hunter and Joey in the box knowing
that they are helpless and have to watch as Kelli takes a
beating. Bella is all over Kelli working the body then sneaking
uppercuts through the guard. Kelli is a bloody mess her guard up
tight around her face and her butt slumped deep into the
2[sup]nd[/sup] rope. Joey's penalty time expires but it's too
late and Kelli is out on her feet. Bella see's Torrie coming in
and lands a viscous right cross to the jaw twisting Kelli's head
to the side sending her gum shield flying out of the ring. Kelli
collapses on her back while Bella jumps over her motionless body
and runs over to the penalty box and leans over the
ropes.[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: You're next, slut![/font]
[font=arial]Hunter jumps out of the penalty box and makes a lung
for Bella. She gets a hold of her ankle and pulls her to the
apron and starts punching Bella in the body. Torrie jumps over
the top rope and pulls Hunter off and sends her back to the
penalty box. Hunter gets an additional 3 minutes added to her
current time. She slams her gloves into the Plexiglas then takes
a seat. [/font]
[font=arial]Bella climbs back into the ring. She looks across
and see's Joey who pacing back and forth itching to finally get
some action. Torrie brings them back to the middle and gives
them both a stern warning then signals the time keeper to start
back the clock. Lot's of quality action as both look comfortable
moving in neither giving up many openings. Bella lands a nice
cross but gets a right hook buried in her side. She steps back,
takes in a deep breath then is back at it flicking her jab in
the shorter King's face which is now showing some puffiness on
her cheeks. Joey lunges forward and tackles Bella the two ending
up on the mat rolling around until Torrie pulls Joey off and
gives her a warning.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie is now in the ring asking for another penalty
but she is forcefully send to her corner. [/font]
[font=arial]Both fighters smirk trough their mouth guards and
start boxing. No wild swings or careless haymakers just pure
boxing at it's finest. Bella has the reach advantage and lands a
few stiff jabs backing Joey up but she fights through the red
heads guard and pelts her tummy with a mean left- right-left
combo the brushes the side of her head with a right cross. Bella
pushes off her back foot and slams home a straight right to the
cheek. The two back off then are back to it. Bella lands a jab
snapping Joey's head back then swats her rack with a left cross.
[/font]
[font=arial]Joey: Really? We're going there, Bella?[/font]
[font=arial]Joey adjusts her boobs, steps forward and pounds
Bella with a straight right flattening her left breast .[/font]
[font=arial]Bella: Ouch! You little b!tch![/font]
[font=arial]Over a minute goes by and neither is giving an inch.
Both are tired but refuse to yield to the other. Joey, being the
fresher fighter starts to take over and backs the taller red
head into a corner. It's all Joey King as she works some crosses
to the body folding Bella in two then straightens her up with an
uppercut to the chin. Bella is reeling but just can't shake off
a determined Joey who is all in on the body punishment. It's
getting bad and Torrie has to step in and give Bella a standing
8 count. Joey sneaks back to her corner and gets some advice
from Tracy as Bella gathers herself. [/font]
[font=arial]They meet in the middle and Joey senses that Bella
isn't fully recovered and she goes in for the kill. Bella is
fighting off her back foot her guard up high leaving her body
open. Joey scrubs her gloves across the belly and jacks some
mean spirited uppercuts into Bella's boobs. Bella is crying out
with each blow and desperately swings her head forward and
headbutts Joey smashing her forehead into Joey's nose. Joey
backs away trying to use her gloves to keep the blood from
dripping down onto her chest. Hunter jumps out of the box and
try's to get to Bella but security stops her. Torrie sends Bella
to the box and gives Hunter another 3 minutes.[/font]
[font=arial]The ring doctor is looking over Joey and it looks
like the fight may be over. Tracey is pleading her case and a
bitter argument ensues. The ring Doctor stops the bleeding and
will allow Joey to continue. Bella is slumped over in the box
trying to gather herself. With only a thin piece of Plexiglas
separating Hunter and Bella security is standing ready. [/font]
[font=arial]Dani steps in and eyes up Joey's staring at the big
bullseye on her swollen nose. Dani works the jab but Joey is
expecting that and cracks Dani with a left cross to the temple
and a right hook to the eye. She ducks a wild hook the starts
working over Dani like she was a heavy bag. Joey isn't letting
up and Dani is fading grunting with each blow. Kaili is doing
her best to reach her fading sister but it may be too late. Joey
winds up and feints a left then knocks Dani down with a right to
the button. Torrie jump in and starts the count then catches
Hunter out of the corner of her eye. She stop counting and bolts
for the penalty box where Hunter has managed to reach over the
divider and has her left hand full of Bella's hair and is
slamming her head with her right glove. [/font]
[font=arial]Torrie manages to pull Hunter away but not after she
opens up Bella who falls back in the box. Kylie is furious and
demanding that Torrie disqualifies Hunter. Bella's Mom has seen
enough and goes to the penalty box and starts yelling at Hunter
when Hunter's Mom jumps on her back and wrestles her to the
ground and the two Moms start pulling hair and rolling on the
concrete. The two have a firm grip and it takes security a few
minutes to pull them apart. [/font]
[font=arial]Back in the ring Joey is standing over Dani who
starts to stir. She rolls over on her hands and knees in time to
take a big kick to the ribs. She rolls up in a ball just as
Torrie comes over and officially counts her out. Joey motions
for Kaili to get in the ring and Torrie Wilson brings them to
the middle. The Doctor want's another look at Joey who's eye is
starting to swell shut due to her busted up nose. He takes a
look and will allow her to continue but she knows that Kaili
will do her best to bust it back open. The fight resumes and
Kaili is clearly no match for Joey who's boxing skills are
clearly better. She's light on her feet moving in the pocket
landing punches almost at will. [/font]
[font=arial]Bella is finally sitting up and has cleared her
head. She looks up in time to see Kaili take a haymaker to the
chin knocking her to the canvas. Kaili struggles and get to a
knee then make her feet before getting counted out but it's only
a matter of time before Joey puts her away. Bella gets to her
feet and gets ready to get back to the ring when Hunter reaches
over and grabs her by the hair and pulls her over the top until
she crashes into Hunter's side of the penalty box. The two are
literally wrestling in a phone booth as Security try and break
in but aren't able to open up the door. Hunter wrestles her way
on top has Bella trapped under her. She start raining down
punches and Bella is taking another beating, Hunter drops a few
hammer fists before Bella ties her up and manages to grapple her
way on top.[/font]
[font=arial]In the cage Joey is teeing off on Kaili and Torrie
has seen enough and forces them apart and doesn't even give
Kaili a standing 8. Joey raises her hands and looks over and
see's Hunter and Bella in a brutal fight and goes to run and
help her sister but Torrie cuts her off and sends her back to
her corner. Torrie looks over and see the commotion in the
penalty box and jumps out of the ring as they finally get the
door open and pull the screaming fighters out. Torrie has had
enough and waves off the fight. Tracey and Kylie run over and
chaos ensues. Bella jumps on Hunters back and locks in a rear
naked choke. They drop to the ground as security try to pry
Bella's arm off Hunter's neck. Kylie pushes Tracey out of her
way and gets cold cocked with a right to the temple. Tracey
follows Kylie to the ground and sits on her chest and is ready
start pounding her out when she is pulled off. Security finally
gets Bella to release the choke just before Hunter passes out.
Hunter falls on her back as Bella is flailing her arms and legs
about trying to break free. [/font]
[font=arial]Kylie gets to her feet and lunges towards Tracey but
a line of security keeps them apart. Joey is now by Hunters side
and has her sitting up when Kaili jumps in and grabs Joey by the
hair lifting her to her feet then throws her into a table. Bella
goes to her sister's aid but Hunter sticks her foot out and
trips her sending her tumbling head over heels. Kelli Goss has
made her way into the the Arena and sees Bella on her back. She
kicks her in the ribs and jumps on top easily mounting her
chest. Kelli gives Bella several backhands across the cheeks
then wraps her hand on Bella's top, twists it in a bunch and in
one pull rips it clean off her body. The camera's are zoomed in
and catch all the action as Kelli, still sitting on Bella's
chest, raises her hand showing off Bella's bunched up top. Kelli
takes her free hand and gives Bella's breasts a few chops before
she stands up.[/font]
[font=arial]Newly signed Strikeforce rookie Lily Collins jumps
out of her ringside seat and pulls Kelli off of Bella and starts
pounding rapid fire punches into Kelli's face. Kelli's face is a
bloody mess before security pulls Lily off. Vail Bloom grabs
Lily by the should and spins her around and the two start
throwing down. Lily's teammates Anna Kendrick and Hot and
Dangerous Sharon Case size each other up and are about to fight
when Las Vegas Police arrive and the fighters are finally
separated. A few fights break out in the crowd but order is
eventually restored. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan is in the cage and is trying to get a word
form the stable leaders but they are still jawing at each other.
Joe finally get Tracey Bregman away and start the post fight
interviews.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What the hell was that?[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: You tell me, Joe. That was one of the worst
run events I've ever witnessed. Kylie's hand picked referee was
a joke. I complete embarrassment to the boxing world.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Actually I felt it would have been much worse
if Torrie wasn't there. She is one of the best.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: But she put my fighters at a disadvantage
from the beginning. It's hard to win anything when the officials
are against you.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I would have to disagree. In my opinion she did
her best. Now how do you plan on settling this. I can't imagine
that the Kings or the Thornes are happy with the ending.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: And why would the Kings be upset. They
won.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I'm not sure I follow you. Torrie called the
fight a draw.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: Actually Torrie stopped the fight. Joey was
the last legal fighter standing so the Kings won. There's no
disputing that. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: That's not the case, Tracey. They are going to
have to settle this at another time.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey: I'm sure that Hunter and her sisters will
give the Thornes a rematch. They'll just have to beat them
again. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe walks over to Kylie who is with her sister
Kendall and the Hadid sisters,[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What happened, Kylie? It got out of hand before
it even started.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie: We all knew that the King are a bunch of
cheaters so I asked for the toughest ref and they sent up Torrie
Wilson. Unfortunately the Kings were too much for even her.
[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I think it was both sides who broke the rules.
The Kings are claiming victory saying that Joey was the last
legal fighters and that makes them the winner?[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie: Seriously! Were their hands raised after the
match? Torrie called it a draw and they are going to have to
settle their differences on their own. I'm not sponsoring
another circus like this. Hunter is totally out of
control.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I feel that it's mostly between Bella and
Hunter. Those two really hate each other.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie: Like I said, it's all Hunter. Bella was just
having some fun on the Forum and Hunter took it to another
level. I guess she has thin skin.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I can't blame either one of them. Both are
proud of their accomplishments and neither is willing to back
down. How would you propose having them settle their
differences?[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie: If my family was involved my Mom would just
lock us in a room and let us settle it out.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You allies over at Strikeforce came to your
aid. Are they now involved in this feud?[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie: Strikeforce and the Badass Barbie have each
others backs no matter what happens. If you mess with us you
mess with Strikeforce. Stables like the Awesome Aries and the
Lost Wildcats are no longer going to be able to double team us.
I hope that Tracey realizes what she did when she attacked me.
The Hot and the Dangerous may be in over their heads.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: And there you have it ladies and gentlemen.
We're going to finish this another time.[/font]
[font=arial]Tracey overhears Kylie and breaks through security
and grabs Kylie by the hair and spins her around in circles.
Tracey pulls on the back of Kylie's hair and punches her in the
face busting open a cut on her lower lip. Kylie fights back and
buries a right in the tummy and Tracey folds in two. Kylie picks
up Tracey and throws her over the top rope. Security grabs Kylie
and leads her out as the Arena is finally cleared.[/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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