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Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 10, 2020, 1:30 am
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[font=arial]Why do I keep fighting these old ladies. My first
opponent, Melissa Claire Egan is almost 40. OK, she beat me but
she had to dig deep into her bag of dirty tricks to do it. Maybe
grabbing someone's crotch 4 times a fight was something done in
the black and white days but it's something I wasn't ready for.
I swear to God it hurt to pee for over a week.[/font]
[font=arial]My next opponent is even older. Angelina Jolie is
45. That's almost as old as my Granny. I just hope she keeps her
hands out of my pants. If she does I think I'll be able to knock
her out. If I beat her then I'll probably be fighting Salma
Hayek and guess how old Salma is? 54 fracking years old. Now
that for a fact is older than my Grandma. I didn't join this
league to fight frail old ladies.[/font]
[font=arial]OK, if I can beat Salma which won't be easy unless
she misses the fight because she's napping, then I'll get to
fight Heather Kozar (44). If thing go differently I may get a
rematch with Melissa Claire Egan. If I fight her again you can
bet I'll be wearing an extra pair of panties.[/font]
[font=arial]I was considering changing out of my sexy green
dress and wearing the sexy silver one I wore on my 21st
birthday. Let me know what you think.[/font]
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: The Hot and The Dangerous Date: September 28, 2020, 4:04 pm
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Awww, you couldn't pee for a week after our fight. Kelli said
she almost peed her pants looking at Vail's workout.
It's amazing that you brats are so obsessed with peeing! Wait
until you have kids and pee a bit when you cough for-EVER!
Brats, just hope that when you reach our age, you'll look half
as good as we do! :)
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Melissa
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: December 4, 2020, 11:47 pm
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[font=verdana]Hey fans, [/font]
I'm a little disappointed that I wasn't able to fight Melissa
Claire Egan in the last Tournament but I'm sure we'll meet
again. After all, cage fighting old ladies is not my thing
anyway. Luckily my next opponent, Isabella Alexandra from
Hayden's Powergirls, is 18. Isabella looks to be in fairly
decent shape and I look forward to getting into the cage and
showing her what I've got. I've been busy working out and plan
on debuting the new Paris.
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 28, 2021, 1:05 pm
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It's so nice not to be fighting one of the fossils over at the
Hot and the Dangerous. For one the cheat and secondly they smell
like, oh I don't know, let's just say they smell old. My next
opponent, Lea Seydoux, is from France which means that she's
probably a pushover seeing that French women aren't known to be
good at fighting.
A lot of my fans think I'm French seeing that my name is Paris.
Please. I assure you I'm not.
Kylie has me on a new lower body strength regiment and I'll be
able to use my new found power to dominate Lea.
Sorry, Madame Seydoux but you're about to be crushed.
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Paris Berelc
The Bratz
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 2, 2022, 10:00 am
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Ok. I'm still upset with all the old hags in the UCC. When I
staarted out my career I lost to the ancient Heather Kozar, the
fossil Melissa Claire Egan, and the crusty old Salma Hayek.
Since those 3 devastating losses I've got revenge on all 3
Senior Members and hopefully will see the last of their dusty
old bodies.
Louisa Rose Allen from the Amped stable will be my next
opponent. When I first looked her up on the UCC Website I
thought, oh sh!t, another old lady to mess up. When I foundd out
she was 33 I was like damn girl, you don't age very well and
need to keep out of the sun. According to Dove Cameron, Louisa
is a really dangerous fighter so I'll have to bring it but look
forward to beating her anyway.
Sorry Grannies, this is a young girls league and I'm about to
take over.
Paris
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: October 21, 2022, 9:35 am
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[font=arial]I just got done beating Amped's
[/font][font=arial]Louisa Rose Allen[/font][font=arial], who by
the way only looks old but really isn't and now it's back to the
old hags again. [/font][font=arial]Melissa Claire
Egan[/font][font=arial] and I have fought twice before. She beat
me in my debut in a very controversial split decision and fought
extremely dirty to get the win. For some reason she kept going
for my crotch, 6 times to be exact. I built up a big lead in our
rematch and had to hold on to get a unanimous decision
win.[/font]
[font=arial]The rubber match should be another close fight and I
plan on doing whatever it takes to put Melissa 6 feet under. If
she thinks that having the Awesome Aries and The Lost Wildcats
behind her is going to help then she is in for a rude awakening.
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[font=arial]This is only going to motivate me and granny isn't
going to know what hit her until it's too
late.[/font][font=arial]Better limber up and stretch those
creaky old muscles because I'm coming for you.
[/font][font=arial]The UCC is a young girls league and you're
doing nothing but taking up a roster spot from another hot young
fighter.[/font]
[font=arial]Maybe double up on the Ensures and I better not end
up smelling like Ben Gay again.[/font]
[font=arial]Paris[/font]
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: awesome aries Date: October 21, 2022, 2:23 pm
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Paris
Maybe Ben Gay would be a good smell for you. 40 is not old.
Its called experience. Since joining this league, I have
continued to get better with each match. As for the "crotch"
incident, I only did that because I thought of it first. Thats
what experience brings you. Paris You need to just grow up, The
UCC is a great mix of age and youth. Just because I am 40 does
not mean that I can't fight Just look at my record, I do not
claim to be the best in our league but I am slowly getting
there. Be prepared to be the next step in me gaining the top
spot in our league. In other words stop complaining about
getting beaten by a more mature woman and lets fight. By the
way are you still having trouble peeing.
Melissa Claire Egan
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: October 22, 2022, 4:57 pm
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[font=arial]My good friend and awesome teammate Paris Berelc and
I were wrestling on the mat when the topic of Old Ladies came
up. I really feel for Paris who seems to be a geriatric magnet
seeing that the average age of her opponents is over 40 years
old. While complaining about something as touchy as "Ageism"
(
HTML https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QnpgnZCMkV73aK8n7L7g32W6UcHwe6lFPxDT4zxxiKE/edit)<br
/>might get someone canceled, that facts are the facts. The
average age of a current UCC fighters is 30.2 which makes
Paris's opponents pretty ancient.
While Paris's next opponent Melissa Claire Egan claims to be 40,
actually her birthday is September 28th, 1981 which makes her
41, my next opponent is even older. By the time we fight in
India, Melissa's teammate Gina Tognoni will be 49. To be honest
I'm kind of freaking out because Paris said that old ladies
fight dirty and like to target the crotch. I've heard of dirty
old men but now we have to be on the look out for dirty old
women.
Melissa claims that these tactics come with experience.
Personally I feel that old ladies fight dirty because their
other physical skills are diminishing. Kind of like an aging MLB
pitcher who has to throw junk after he loses 10 mph off his
fastball. Yeah, I'm a huge Baseball fan.
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To prepare myself I'll be spending time with Bella Thorne who
knows a thing or two about fighting dirty so if Gina tries any
of her dirty old lady tactics, I'll be ready to respond in full
but I'm really not so sure I want to touch her down there.
Ewww, Gross!
See you in the cage Granny,
Olivia Rodrigo
Rookie - Badass Barbies[/font]
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: awesome aries Date: October 23, 2022, 4:14 am
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Olivia Rodrigo
Please, you beat Alexandra Paul at Sin city Slugfest an all of
a sudden you are an expert on older women. Well I am not like
these other Older women. I am better and when we meet in the
cage I will not be quite so kind as Alexandra. I may put a
hurting on you like you never have seen. You thought that
getting beaten by Laura Marano was bad, just wait until I get
through with you. You might ask Laura to come back and beat on
you some more just to forget the pain I am going to dish out.
Gina Tognoni
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Re: Old Ladies are Disgusting
By: BadAssBunnies Date: December 8, 2022, 11:46 am
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Melissa and Gina,
It's time to put up or shut up. UCC XX is in a couple of days
and Paris and I can't wait to get you two fossils in the cage
and show you what we can do. When we're done kicking you're
sagging butts around the cage you won't be smiling because we
are going to knock your denture right down your throats.
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Oh, we know you have "life experience" and both of you love to
"fight dirty" but let's just see how ypu do when the fights get
into the later rounds. Experience only goes so far when you're
out of breath with your hands on your knees gasping for air.
Sorry ladies but it's a young girls league and your time is
running out.
Tic tic tic tic tic tic tic
Old Ladies are Soooo Disgusting
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You're so right Olivia
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