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The New Miley
By: BadAssBunnies Date: August 17, 2019, 6:50 pm
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[font=arial]After my dominating win over Pye's weakling Carrie
Underwood, I plan on showing my next opponent Kristen Bell that
The New Miley is here to take over the Featherweight Division.
If I were you Kristen, I'd double my workouts and concentrate on
my defense because I'm going to pound your face in and I don't
want to embarrass you. It's not like you have a chance of
beating me but I need a good workout and I'm tired of hitting
training dummies. [/font]
[font=arial]As for Sung Hi Lee, Rose McGowan and Katie Melua,
plan on getting some payback the next time we meet.[/font]
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Re: The New Miley
By: BadAssBunnies Date: November 2, 2019, 12:07 pm
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When I found out that my next opponent was Vixen Annasophia Robb
I wasn't sure how I was going to prepare for a one armed
fighter. I always thought she was amazing for overcoming a
disability and for holding her own in the UCC. I thought she
must have one hell of a left jab or can probably kick like a
mule.
Can you imagine how foolish I felt when Olivia told me she only
played a one-armed surfer in a movie and that it was all green
screen special effects. All of my teammates think it's f&cking
hilarious and have been riding my ass ever since.
Well, this changes everything and I don't plan on taking it easy
on surfer girl anymore. I plan on taking her behind the woodshed
and giving her a good old fashioned country ass whoopin.
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Re: The New Miley
By: BadAssBunnies Date: December 31, 2019, 8:32 pm
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I really want to thank all of my fans who came out to see me
punch Annasophia Robb's lights out in Germany. I'm looking
forward to seeing ya'all again at the 2nd installment of the
Tournament Series where I'll be fighting in my favorite
Lingerie.
I'll be beating a couple of Molly's in the opening rounds before
the competition gets better. Danger Doll Mollie King and Butchy
Bytch Molly Cavalli will be a good warm up. Truth be told I
could probably take Molly and beat both of them at the same
time. After they take their beatings I'll probably face Catrinel
Menghia. After I beat her it's anyone's guess who will make the
final but it really doesn't matter to me. Bring it on you loser
bitches cause I came her to kick ass and take names.
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Re: The New Miley
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 11, 2020, 3:17 am
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Many of my fans were wondering where I was last month. Some were
saying that because I was finally fighting a quality opponent
that I was afraid to go on the Forum and talk sh!t about her.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
While Victoria Justice may have owned my ass in the UMMA it's a
new animal her in the UCC. 5 rounds separates the women from the
prissy little girls. I'm not here to talk about prissy little
Victoria, I'm here to tell everyone what I'm going to do to my
next opponent.
Elisabetta Canalis may be a Krav Maga instructor and has a
swarming ground attack but she's not going to be able to use any
of that against me because I plan on using my fists to beat her
down. It's really that simple. If I don't allow her to get in on
my legs then she won't be able to take me down while I pick her
apart.
Say Elisabetta you old hag. Here's a picture of the much
[font=Verdana]younger and prettier woman who's going to beat
your ass.[/font]
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Re: The New Miley
By: BadAssBunnies Date: December 23, 2021, 10:11 pm
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Hey fans,
Thanks for sticking with me and having my back as I fought my
way to the Featherweight title. When I got the belt home I
couldn't put it down. I slept with it, showered with it and even
took it into the bathroom with me. Most title holders put the
belt around their waist. I've come up with my own way of wearing
it. Whatcha say guys, you like it?
Miley
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And btw, I never plan on giving it up.
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