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Round 1
By: umma-manager Date: July 24, 2017, 9:24 pm
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World of Fight versus In Yo Face Bitches
The Vixens versus Strikeforce
Managers of the above stables must reply to this message and
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[li]The Stable they are challenging[/li]
[li]Their five fighters[/li]
[li]The five opposition fighters they will meet in the cage[/li]
[li]Optional: Who they want to referee each fight[/li]
[li]Optional: A quote/taunt/comment from each fighter[/li]
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Re: Round 1
By: The Vixens Date: July 25, 2017, 4:03 am
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The Vixens challenge the Stable known as Strikeforce.
The fights:
Lulu Antariksa vs Bella Thorne (Referee: America Ferrera)
Maisie Williams vs Zendaya Coleman (Referee: Autumn Reeser)
Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey (Referee: Drew Barrymore)
Sasha Banks vs Rita Ora (Referee: Dita Von Teese)
Eva Marie vs Heidi Klum (Referee: Anne Vyalitsyna)
Quotes:
Lulu: Bella and I had a sort of confrontation a while back which
ended in her lying on the ground. So trust me when I tell you
Bella, when we meet in that cage you will be leaving in an
ambulance.
Maisie: At the last Open Fight Night I fought Zendaya in a
losing effort. Not this time. I may be the smaller fighter but I
am the most determined so Z, you better be ready.
Holly: I don't know why I'm even fighting Ronda. All I know is
that it had something to with Lulu but anyway, I look forward to
knocking her ass out again.
Sasha: Rita squirmed her way to a victory the first time we
fought. I would've been fine with it but then she had to name
herself the new "Legit Boss." Rita, the only Legit Boss in UMMA
is me so you better prepare for a beating.
Eva: Why am I in this situation?! What was going on in Harvey's
mind when he signed me up to fight Heidi Klum?! She's a fucking
Legend!! I'm going to die in that cage...
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Re: Round 1
By: WorldofFight Date: July 25, 2017, 7:44 pm
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World of Fight will challenge In Yo Face Bitches.
MW Prospect Margot Robbie vs. MW Prospect Meagan Good (Dita Von
Teese)
BW Veteran Ashley Tisdale vs. FW Veteran Avril Lavigne (Eva
Haberman)
FW Veteran Shakira vs. MW Veteran Christina Aguilaria (Rebecca
Loos)
BW Veteran Mila Kunis vs. FW Veteran Leighton Meester (Drew
Barrymore)
WW Veteran Sophia Bush vs. HW Veteran Padma Lakshmi (Nell
McAndrews)
Threats and taunts
Margot: Meagan had better bring her 'A' game or she will be in
for a painful beat down.
Ashley: Avril has a reputation of being a bad girl. It's time a
'true bad girl' teaches her a painful lesson
Shakira: Even though we are the same size, Christina is a
middleweight while I'm a bantamweight. All that extra poundage
is probably hiding in her fat ass. When's the last time anyone
has seen her in a bikini? It's been years.
Mila: A lot of Hollywood insiders say Leighton and I look alike
and that we have the same eyes. I've never been more insulted in
my life. It's like when people say you look like your pet. Yuck!
Sophia: I'm really am in need a win so I picked the softest
fighter on their roster. Sorry Padma, that's you.
Bertrand Laroque
CEO World of Fight
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Re: Round 1
By: Quinn Date: July 26, 2017, 11:00 am
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World of Fight will challenge In Yo Face Bitches.
Teri Hatcher: I would like to thank World of Fight for
challenging my stable. Our two stables will show what the Stable
Challenge is all about. Since the honor of the sable is at stake
expect lots of dirty fighting from both sides. Women, GO AT IT!
MW Prospect Margot Robbie vs. MW Prospect Meagan Good (Dita Von
Teese)
BW Veteran Ashley Tisdale vs. FW Veteran Avril Lavigne (Eva
Haberman)
FW Veteran Shakira vs. MW Veteran Christina Aguilaria (Rebecca
Loos)
BW Veteran Mila Kunis vs. FW Veteran Leighton Meester (Drew
Barrymore)
WW Veteran Sophia Bush vs. HW Veteran Padma Lakshmi (Nell
McAndrews)
Threats and taunts
Margot: Meagan had better bring her 'A' game or she will be in
for a painful beat down.
Meagan: I will bring my A[sup]+[/sup] game. I see you won your
last fight by hairpulling. You can except a sore scalp after I
pull out all your bleached blonde hair.
Ashley: Avril has a reputation of being a bad girl. It's time a
'true bad girl' teaches her a painful lesson
Avril: You will quickly learn how I got my reputation. You, a
'true bad girl' when you only commit occasional fouls. HAH!! Ya
gotta do better than that, sweetie!"
Shakira: Even though we are the same size, Christina is a
middleweight while I'm a bantamweight. All that extra poundage
is probably hiding in her fat ass. When's the last time anyone
has seen her in a bikini? It's been years.
Christina: Apparently Shakira doesn't know that my muscles are
denser than her fat. So I haven't been seen in a bikini lately.
How is this, Shakira, for a skimpy fighting outfit I will wear.
What will you wear?
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Mila: A lot of Hollywood insiders say Leighton and I look alike
and that we have the same eyes. I've never been more insulted in
my life. It's like when people say you look like your pet. Yuck!
Leighton: Gossip Girl tells me it would be an improvement for
you to look like your pet. Is it a pug? When I blacken both your
eyes no one will think they look like mine. I am doubly insulted
by the comparison.
Sophia: I'm really am in need a win so I picked the softest
fighter on their roster. Sorry Padma, that's you.
Padma: The softest fighter in the In Yo Face Bitches is better
than the best fighter in World of Fight. And you, Sophia, are no
where near the best fighter in your stable. Closer to the bottom
I would say.
Bertrand Laroque
CEO World of Fight
[color=red]I approve these comments. The Mighty Quinn
CEO In Yo Face Bitches[/color]
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Re: Round 1
By: Strikeforce Date: July 26, 2017, 2:07 pm
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1.Bella-Lulu we did have a confrontation a while back but when
we step in that cage ,im going to show you who i truely is and
you're going to be the one leaving in a ambulance not me
2.Zendaya- Maisie we met once at open fight night and i walked
out victory nothing will change at the stable war event when i
knock you out and go 2-0 against you and i will be ready
2.Ronda-lulu may have set up this fight Holly but the outcome is
going to be different
3.Rita - Sasha Sasha little girl im going to beat you're azz
again and that will make me the reigning legit boss and once i
beat you this time you can no longer use the term
4. Heidi-Eva you right i am a legend and im going to prove that
when i bust you're face up see you at stable wars
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Re: Round 1
By: WorldofFight Date: July 26, 2017, 5:45 pm
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Christina, I may have underestimated you a bit but rest assured
I have a few muscles of my own which I will use to pound you
into the mat. Let's do this honey.
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Re: Round 1
By: WorldofFight Date: July 26, 2017, 5:56 pm
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You've just crossed the line Leighton. Nobody, and I mean nobody
makes fun of my pug. For one he's way better looking than you
and he's potty trained. Maybe after I beat you I'll make you
perform a few tricks for all of my adoring fans.
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Re: Round 1
By: Quinn Date: July 27, 2017, 8:12 am
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Shakira, careful this bicep doesn't poke your eye out when I put
you in a headlock. ;) >:(
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Re: Round 1
By: Quinn Date: July 27, 2017, 8:29 am
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You misunderstood me, Mila, I was making fun of the poor dumb
animal, YOU, not your dog. I did say he is better looking than
you and you picture confirms it. Both my dogs are better looking
than your pug just as I am sexier and prettier than you are.
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