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Re: OFN 2015 Drama
By: BadAssBunnies Date: April 16, 2017, 10:41 am
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OFN DRAMA – Best Friends Forever?
Dragon: “You don't know what this means to me. I'm going to miss
all this but you two getting along is going to make it a hell of
a lot easier.”
Kara: “We need to catch our flights. Are both of you cleared to
fly?”
Audrey: “Hell if I know. We should ask before we leave.”
As they were making their way to the Nurses station local
authorities came rushing in. They were all detained and brought
back to the Police Station.
The Hong Kong Police were not pleased to see Kara and Audrey
again and they both were briskly taken to a large holding cell
full of women in various states of dress and sobriety. They
found an empty spot and got themselves situated.
Audrey: “It smells like ass in here.”
Kara: “The last cell was at least sanitary.”
Audrey: “The sooner we get home the better. I can hardly
breathe. What do we do if we have to go to the bathroom.”
Kara: “I don't know. Maybe we ask the guards and they bring us
to their private stall. You know, the one with the attendant and
the super soft toilet paper. This is prison Audrey, you go in
the hole over there.”
Audrey: “I can hold for a long time. I once made it from
Minnesota all the way to Colorado without going once.”
Kara: “You should tweet that one out.”
Audrey: “I've already done that.”
Kara: “Have I ever told you that you're amazing?”
Audrey: Yeah, I know. By the way, what's up with you and
Sophia?”
Kara: “We just came to a mutual agreement.”
Audrey: “Let me guess, she agreed not to pound your face in and
you agreed not to bleed all over her fists.”
Kara: “Real funny Audrey. We just agreed that fighting is only
making our lives more complicated. Look at where we are at right
now.”
Audrey: “But I wasn't about to let her bully us around. Someone
had to stand up to her. She was getting full of herself.”
Kara: “I know and I appreciate it but I can fight my own
battles.”
Audrey: “We need to get out of here. How we gonna do that?”
Kara: “Maybe you can hit on the guards.”
Audrey: “Sure, with this sexy wrap on my head I'll be able to
seduce anyone. We'll be out in no time.”
Kara: “That didn't stop you in the ER. Hopefully, Dragon can get
us out of here again.”
Audrey: “If he doesn't we've got to find the baddest bytch and
knock her out. Then nobody will mess with us.”
Kara: “You watch too much TV Audrey.”
Audrey: “Just like in Wentworth. We'll be running this place in
no time.”
Kara: “Would you stop.”
Audrey points to large the women snoring in the corner.
Audrey: “We'll start with her. She's big but I bet she's slow.
I'll knock her out. Just make sure she doesn't have any friends.
Kara: “There's a guard. Ask her if we can make a call.”
Audrey: “Who you gonna call...Ghostbusters?”
The guard pays no attention and keeps walking. Kara takes in a
deep breath and looks away.
Audrey: “Lighten up Kara. I'm just trying to keep it real.”
Kara: “We've got to stop this Audrey. The next time we may end
up some dungeon and nobody will ever find us.”
Audrey: “I'm going to go and wake up Sasquatch and pretend the
guards want her then drop her with an uppercut.”
Kara: “Quit joking around or you'll get us in trouble!”
Audrey: “Fine, I'll stop.”
The large woman rolled over and sat up focusing her eyes on
Audrey.
Large Woman: “I'm up now pipsqueak, now what were you going to
do to me?”
Audrey: “Oh sh!t. Sorry, ma'am, we were just f*cking around.
This is our first time in the joint.”
Large Woman: “You and your friend are cute. Get over here and
rub my feet.”
Audrey: “I think you need to sterilize them first.”
Large Woman: “What did you just say?”
Audrey: “I said, do you want both of us or can I do them by
myself?”
Large Woman: “I don't care. One of you needs to get over here
now.”
Audrey got up and slowly walked over to the large woman who
lifted her foot pointing it at Audrey.
Audrey: “Whoa! Those are some clodhoppers. I think you're going
to need both of us.”
Large Woman: “Start rubbing blondie.”
Audrey went to grab the over-sized dirty foot. When the large
woman looked down Audrey launched a flying knee landing it
squarely on the large woman's nose busting it wide open. The
large woman went to get up but fell flat on her face and laid
motionless in front of Audrey.
Audrey: “And here you thought I was joking around.”
Kara: “Get over here before they add that to our list of
charges.”
Audrey: “You're welcome Kara. Nobody will mess with us now.”
Kara: “Yup, until we change cells.”
Audrey: “OK, we'll take shifts. You can sleep first then I'll
wake you up and you can..”
Kara: “Just get some rest!”
No sooner then Kara closed her eyes, she heard the cell door
open. Through blurry eyes, she saw Sophia standing off to the
side accompanied by a prison guard. The Jailbird Bunnies jumped
to their feet and sprinted to them.
Sophia: “You're free to go.”
Audrey: “Oh God. Thanks.”
Sophia: “Not you. I only had enough money for Kara, you'll have
to stay a couple of more days.”
Audrey's was speechless. Her jaw dropped and the smile on her
faced disappeared.
Sophia: “Sorry, I couldn't resist. You're both free to go.”
Kara: “Come on Aud's. Hurry, before they change their minds.”
Audrey: “Where's Dragon?”
Sophia: “Waiting outside. He paid for the damages to the diner.
It was more of a bribe than anything.”
They met up with Dragon and the 4 made their way to the airport.
Dragon: “I had your luggage picked up and have 4 tickets to
Melbourne. You can be my guest for a couple of days then you can
make your way back to the States. I think we all need time away.
Audrey leaned into Kara and whispered in her ear.
Audrey: “He doesn't want a foursome or anything weird like
that?”
Kara: “No Audrey, let's just mellow out for awhile.”
Audrey: “It is Dragon after all. I'm sure it's crossed his mind.
Probably thinking about it right now.”
Kara rolled her eyes.
Kara: “When we get back Alison wants us to go to Canada for some
Charity Event.”
Audrey: “Lucky us. We get to go from frolicking on a sunny beach
to dodging Polar Bears on the Frozen Tundra. Maybe we'll get to
drink some Brewskies with Bob and Doug McKenzie.”
Kara: “What are you talking about?”
Audrey: “You know, The Great White North, McKenzie Brothers.”
Kara: “I forgot you're from up North.”
They boarded and the plane took off making it's 5-hour flight to
Melbourne. Sophia took the seat next to Kara while Audrey and
Dragon were joking and laughing on the other side of the aisle.
Sophia: “Can I trust her? They're getting mighty friendly.”
Kara: “You can't control either of them.”
Sophia: “Yeah, I know. I'm working on it. What you said at the
Hospital really hit home. I have trust issues. It's just hard
with someone like Dragon.”
Kara: “I know, I had to deal with it to.”
Sophia: “I wish I was more like Audrey. If she likes a guy,
she's not afraid to go right up to him and tell him. I kept my
feelings for Dragon inside. I had to watch him go through the
bimbo of the day for a couple of years but just couldn't tell
him how I felt.”
Kara: “I could tell. The way you looked at me whenever we were
together sent a strong message. He was too dense to see it.”
Sophia: “That's why I wanted you out of the picture. You're the
first women he's dated more than twice and I knew he was
serious. When you took your shirt off at the Den and flashed
your t!ts at him...”
Kara: “After Marie attacked me? I was showing him my injuries.”
Sophia: “Sorry, when he was looking at your bruised ribs, he
could hardly control himself. I've never seen him like that and
I knew I'd had to put a wedge between you two. After that, I
tried anything I could do to break you up.”
Kara: “I had the same feeling. I could tell he deep down he had
something for you. I know you were his Stable Manager but he
couldn't stop talking about you. Not just work stuff, everything
was Sophia this and Sophia said that. He kept sticking up for
you no matter what you did.”
Sophia: “I like this. I wish it would have turned out
differently.”
Kara: “When we first met I liked you. I thought we'd hit it off
but then you turned into this nasty bytch.”
Sophia: “You too.”
Kara: “I'll admit that. It's too bad men have to be so f*cking
difficult.”
Sophia: “They suck at times but what are we going to do?”
Kara: “Are you two going to be OK?”
Sophia: “I will if that Stewardess quits sticking her t!ts in
his face.”
Kara: “Come on Sophia. See, he's moving away from her.”
Sophia: “Not his eyes! He's probably making plans for a
layover.”
Sophia and Kara laugh at her silly comments.
Kara: “You two going to make it?”
Sophia: “I need a drink. Have fake t!ts over there get me a
Chivas.”
Sophia slammed down her drink and tilted her head back. After
calming herself she turned back to Kara.
Sophia: “Now I kind of feel somewhat responsible for you losing
your job. Is there anything I can do to help you get it back?”
Kara: “Alison is already digging her own grave. She's in trouble
with the Vixens and I even heard that their owner got shot but
nobody's saying a thing. Kylie hasn't been herself since she
came back.”
Sophia: “Do you think she shot him?”
Kara: “No, but I think she saw it.”
Sophia: “Poor Kylie. She's like 21-2 and has 88 million twitter
followers. She makes millions and has a top-rated reality show
and a new one on the way. Sorry if I don't feel sorry for her”
Kara: “It goes her way a lot but she works harder than anyone.
She refuses to give in.”
Sophia: “I saw she took Irina Sheik into the 4th before she KO'd
her.”
Kara: “It wasn't even close. She really beat her up and should
have won an easy decision.”
Sophia points out the window.
Sophia: “There's Melbourne. I can't wait to sit on the beach and
catch a wave. I heard Audrey's pretty good.”
Kara: “She picked it up quickly.”
Sophia: “We'll just have to keep her away from the Coffey
sisters. I'm sure they'll be looking for some payback.”
Kara: “Audrey beat on a couple of them but they had it coming.
I'll talk to her and make sure she stays away from them.
Sofia takes in a deep breath and lets out a big sigh.
Kara: “What's the matter Soph's?”
Sophia: “Audrey just snuggled up to Dragon and fell asleep on
his shoulder.”
Kara: “Deep breaths Sophs. Deep breaths.”
Sophia: “It's OK, I'll be fine. I'll be fine.”
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