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Re: Aftershocks
By: Pyewacket Date: September 15, 2014, 2:02 pm
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Pamela had staid out of the jabbering going on. She was happy to
hear Jenny McCarthy defending her. Pam reflected back on her
relationship with Jenny. Pam though to herself It was true Jenny
didn't want to be on the set at the same time as her during
Jenny's brief time on Baywatch. But then we made two movies
together and became friends. I even invited her onto one of my
TV shows.
Pam continued to think about on her and Jenny's history. We
really got to be friends on
Scary Movie 3. She really enjoyed giving that wedge to Jenny but
then the phone rang in the script. Had it not she would have
lifted Jenny off her skinny legs by her crotch. "
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Then we had that pillow fight. I cracked her good but she got me
back!
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I invited her onto "Stacked" for our little hairpulling contest.
I said to her 'Let's do this for real and see who can pull the
other one down by her hair.' She proved she was the harder hair
puller this time.
Pam turned to Jenny and said Remember that hairpulling fight we
had on Stacked?
I sure do. I would have ripped your bleached hair out had they
let me. I whipped you that time! Jenny thought to herself Yeah,
had they made the mistake of putting us together on Baywatch I
would have ripped every strand out then with relish. I really
hated you before I met you. Thought you were a stupid,
talentless, phony. Then I got to know you and really
liked you. Found you were the opposite: honest as they come,
smart, and a naturally talented actress. And, contrary to your
image, quite humble. Willing to make yourself the butt of jokes
and, lord knows, many made you the butt of jokes. Still I
enjoyed yanking on your hair in Stacked.
True but you sort of cheated
How is that?
You jumped the gun and pulled my hair before I was ready!
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But I fought back against your cheating and started to get the
better of you.
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But it didn't last long did it! I really bent you over. I
remember you begging me to stop and seeing real tears in your
eyes. Yep! I won that fight!
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Hope you didn't hurt your forehead too badly on your bony knees.
Tee hee hee...
Pam turned towards Yasmine and got nose to nose with her. As for
you, Yasmine, I wouldn't go around bragging about how tough you
are and what great shape you are in. I saw how you were hugging
and puffing after doing a few sit ups. You always were the softy
on Baywatch. The producers worried about your drowning every
time you went in the water. You were the girlie girlie one with
lots of baby fat and little muscle. You were the sneakiest
b*i*t*c*h on the set. My shoulder blades are still sore from the
knifes you stuck in my back, metaphorically speaking of course.
Alexandra went around pretending like she was the toughest and
best athlete. But at least she was honest about it. She actually
believed it.
Pam decided she didn't want this to escalate any further. She
was not worried about fighting Yasmine and figured if Carmen
joined Yasmine she and Jenny could handle them both. But with
the triathlon coming up she didn't want to chance getting
injured. She headed back to her locker to go find something to
go running in.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Pyewacket Date: September 15, 2014, 2:03 pm
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Pam searched around in her locker. The confrontation with Carmen
and Yasmine had brought back memories of Baywatch She found her
old Baywatch swimsuit and tried it on. It was a little tight but
not bad given that her 40 year old body had gotten a little
larger. Also she had more muscles now than in her Baywatch days.
She grabbed the buoy and decided to get rid of the bad feelings
caused by Carmen and Yasmine and go for a vigorous run.
She ran long and hard trying to prepare for the triathlon. She
must had more steam to vent than she thought because she ran and
ran and ran at high speed until she was exhausted. She barely
made it to the lifeguard station. She decided she would go up
and rest.
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Climbing slowly she had all she could do to make it to the top.
In fact she had to be helped up by two men on the station. Her
sides and gut cried out in pain and she grabbed them.
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Pam sat down with great relief. She looked one way and then the
other.
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Pam knew Alexandra Paul had been on the beach somewhere. She was
hoping that Alexandra had not seen her struggle up the steps in
great pain from running too long and too hard. She could hear
Alexandra's taunts and put downs in her mind.
Settling back, Pam rubbed oil all over her body.
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Finally she massaged her sides again, still keeping a wary eye
out for Alexandra. She began to do exercises to limber up as the
sun went lower on the horizon.
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The hell with Alexandra, thought Pam. I'll do some more
exercises and then go for a run. Let her see just how tough I am
and how I can fight through pain.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Quinn Date: September 15, 2014, 2:17 pm
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Come back here you coward!
Yasmine reached for Pamela Anderson but Pam was too quick. Pam
came out wearing her old Baywatch swimsuit and headed towards
the door.
HAH! HAH! HAH! Look at the fat w*h*o*r*e pretending she is in
her twenties again. I didn't know spandex could stretch that far
without breaking. Careful you don't bend too far over, Pam. I
think we will see your real asset if you do.
Yasmine though of chasing after Pam and teaching her who was the
stronger and the better fighter. But then why was her time on
the cheap s*l**u*t. Instead she turned back to Carmen and
Jenny. She bodied up tit-to-tit with Jenny. Jenny, if you were
going to bet a boob job why be so cheap about it. That has to be
the worst boob job I have ever seen.
Yasmine had caught Jenny off guard and she continued pressing
against her backing Jenny up until she was pinned against the
wall. We will meet in the cage sooner or later and this is just
an indication of what is in store for you. Go ahead and squirm.
I can hold you here all day. Isn't that right, Carmen?
Yasmine was hoping Jenny would fight back so she and Carmen
could beat the phony blonde up.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Dragons Den Date: September 17, 2014, 10:26 am
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Natalie never saw it coming. Alexandra had stopped so suddenly
there was no chance to react. When they collided and fell, Nat
ended up on top of the taller woman. She worried for a moment
how Alexandra was going to react – then she burst out laughing.
Natalie couldn’t help it. She started laughing with her.
“Sorry. I’m sorry. Are you okay?”
Natalie studied the other woman quickly and was relieved that
she didn’t seem to have hurt herself. She was about to stand up,
when from her lying position, she noticed something across the
beach. A lifeguard tower. And at the top of it, a woman who
looked a lot like Pamela Anderson. Natalie was now fixated on
the sight, wondering what she should do, or say, or if she
should bring it up at all.
Natalie only realised she was still lying atop Alexandra when
the taller brunette mentioned it. She snapped out of her daze
and hurriedly tried to pull herself off of Alex. Getting to her
feet, she offered Alexandra a hand up.
Natalie gestured towards the structure with her free hand. “I
think I can see that blonde bimbo you love so much. Just over
there, in the guard tower."
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Raccoon Date: September 17, 2014, 11:28 am
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Alexandra froze. "What… who?" she asked with a look of horror on
her face. Of course she knew who Natalie meant. When Nat
confirmed her fears, Alexandra literally threw Nat off of her –
she didn't want Pam to see her in an embarrassing position like
this – and jumped up on her feet. "It is her!" she gasped and
tried to hide behind the much shorter Natalie.
"She hasn't seen me yet," Alexandra thought not realizing how
ridiculous she looked bending behind the six inches shorter
Natalie, with her hands on Nat's chest (boobs). Her eyes darted
back and forth looking for a safe route away from the blonde.
"That way," she said and pushed Nat in front of her, just as
Pam's head turned in their direction. "Oh…shit!" Alexandra said
through clenched teeth, "She saw us…"
Alexandra wanted to run away, but she couldn't do that. Not now
that Pam had seen her; not in front of Natalie. She sighs, "You
wouldn't want to run up to her and kick her ass?" she asked half
seriously half jokingly.
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[Hmm… both Carmen and Yasmine are using the same color.]
Carmen looked back and forth. Things were happening too quickly.
Pam hadn't said a word to her and now she was gone. Then Jenny
appeared from nowhere, and only seconds later Yasmine was there
aswell. "Wait, wait, wait!" she said. "Before anybody beats up
anybody – Yasmine, are you in the UMMA?" she asked, looking
around in case someone else was about to make an appearance.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Quinn Date: September 17, 2014, 11:54 am
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"Yes I am as a matter of fact. Joined the In Yo Face Bs...",
spoke up Yasmine. She then decided to go after Pam after all.
She ran onto the beach as Carmine and Jenny followed her. She
saw Natalie and Alexandra just getting up off the sand. She
turned her head towards where they were looking and pointing.
There was Pam sitting like she was the Queen in the lifeguard's
chair.
What say you, Alexandra, Natalie, and I go over. Drag that skank
off of the chair and scratch her eyes out? You in, Carmen, or
are you still uncertain about your loyalties? Surely you must
hate that phony as much of the rest of us. Let's go have some
fun with her"
Yasmine started off towards the chair, her womanly hips swaying
back and forth. "Y'all coming?" she oozed out the words in a
sexy Southern drawl. She flexed her fingers as she walked as if
she was already to rip Pam;s hair out or claw her eyes out.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Pyewacket Date: September 17, 2014, 11:58 am
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"Not so fast, fat a*s*s!" giggled Jenny McCarthy as she stuck
her foot out and tripped Yasmine who fell flat on her face in
the sand.
Before Yasmine could get up Jenny threw her leg over her and sat
down on her back straddling her. She began to scrub Yasmine[s
face back and forth in the sand. "Pound sand!" laughed Jenny in
her raucous laugh she is known for. "Three or four against one
isn't fair. But three or four of you against Pamela and me seems
about the right odds. That is if you can get me off you."
Jenny glanced back over her shoulder to see what Carmen,
Alexandra, and Natalie were doing.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Raccoon Date: September 17, 2014, 12:09 pm
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[Ok... everybody is outside now and able to see each other?]
#Post#: 368--------------------------------------------------
Re: Aftershocks
By: Pyewacket Date: September 17, 2014, 12:19 pm
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Pamela Anderson's sides were hurting once again. Only this time
it was because she was laughing so hard watching Natalie on top
of Alexandra. In spite of the pain it felt good to laugh so hard
after all the stress of this business with Alexandra.
Then she say her biggest Baywatch enemy, Yasmine Bleeth, joined
them followed closely by Carmen and Jenny. It looked like
Yasmine was coming after her only to have Jenny knock her on her
face and sit on her back.
"WATCH OUT!" Pam yelled out as she saw Carmen, Natalie,
Alexandra moving towards Jenny and Yasmine. She didn't know
their intentions but didn't like the look of what she saw.
Pam got up to climb down the chair and go help Jenny if she
needed it. As she stood to her full height she spotted Susanna
Grimm approaching on the beach. "Probably still looking for that
interview", thought Pam. Pam cupped her hands around her mouth
and shouted out. "Susanna, I'm ready for that interview if
Alexandra is ready. Don't know how you could think I was
avoiding it. I was just busy training. You know me, always up
for an interview."
Pam figured an interview would be better than a fight among so
many at this time. Besides, although Alexandra had looked
foolish under Natalie, Pam was still sore and exhausted from her
over-strenuous run.
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Re: Aftershocks
By: Raccoon Date: September 18, 2014, 9:45 am
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Carmen was indecisive – should she help a fellow Baywatch girl
or should she side with her old friend? "Perhaps I should just
see what happens, it's not like we are team- or stable mates…"
She knew Jenny's combat ability, but Yasmine was a complete
unknown. They never actually met on the set of the TV show, as
Yasmine left just before Carmen joined it, but they were both in
the Hawaiian Wedding movie. What Pam had said was correct;
Yasmine was one of the… softer girls on the show, more
voluptuous than almost anyone else. Based on what she saw when
filming the movie in 2003, she would place Yasmine a step above
Alexandra, but below Gena and Pam. Carmen was of course at the
top.
Now with Yasmine in the UMMA, Carmen was certain she would be
fighting Yasmine at some point, so… it might actually be a good
idea to let her fight Jenny and see how good she was. "Tell you
what, Yasmine, since this will be your first unofficial UMMA
fight I think you should fight alone. Don't you want to give a
good impression? What better way than beating Jenny McCarthy?
And Jenny? Certainly you can deal with a tiny, little helpless
Baywatch girl?" Carmen retrieved her phone, "Ok, I'm ready to
take pictures! I'd bet I can sell them to Knockout Magazine…
'Yasmine's Introduction to the UMMA' I can already see the
heading."
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