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The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: September 29, 2015, 7:51 am
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As every new employee is told, imagination is the most important
thing you can have!
Imagine, you're in a foreign land, lost behind enemy lines,
you're paws are tired, you're out of money, perhaps you don't
even speak the local language... and yet you have to reach the
extraction site in less than 2 hours. What do you do?
Well, there are as many solutions as there are 'Coons.
Here Agent Procyon has improvised and used the local resources
to his advantage. By stealth and cunning he gained control of
this inconscpicuous vehicle allowing him to travel unseen and
protected from the elements.
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Not only did Procyon reach the destination in time, he did it
with flair![/right]
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An photo from our Fun in the Forest 2015 -training camp.
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A bird's-eye view often helps to evaluate the situations,
therefore all employees are encouraged to hone their climbing
skills!
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: October 12, 2015, 2:11 pm
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We shouldn't even have to say this, but please do not use a
Raccoons to fool a breathalyzer interlock system!
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Further attempts will result in a visit by a Troubleshooter
team. Thank you.
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: RampageSports Date: October 12, 2015, 3:16 pm
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I detect a possible weakness in the Raccoon security force. I
mean, how did a drunk man capture a sober raccoon? ???
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: October 12, 2015, 3:34 pm
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He was drunk. Perhaps it was a duck.
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: RampageSports Date: October 12, 2015, 9:39 pm
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I see. So, now we have a drunken soldier, and a duck
impersonating a raccoon.
Sounds like you're going to have to send in that Troubleshooter
team, after all. ;)
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: October 13, 2015, 12:48 am
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Raccoon sends expert to help the Mets:
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: November 1, 2015, 1:58 pm
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Two images from the introductory course to Disguise and
Subterfuge:
How many raccoons can you spot in this image?
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Believe it or not - this is not really a lobsters!
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: umma-manager Date: November 1, 2015, 6:32 pm
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I don't know if I am happy or sad that there are no Raccoon's in
New Zealand. ???
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: November 5, 2015, 7:58 am
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Raccoon mania sweeps the globe!
Here is a young fan showing off her raccoon attire:
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Re: The Incredible Life of 'Coons
By: Raccoon Date: November 5, 2015, 8:00 am
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[quote author=umma-manager link=topic=340.msg2665#msg2665
date=1446424332]
I don't know if I am happy or sad that there are no Raccoon's in
New Zealand. ???
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Don't worry, there will be plenty after the invasion. Our troops
have just finished their subjet training.
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