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       Re: Raccoon Out of Office
   DIR By: BadAssBunnies
       Date: August 12, 2015, 6:13 am
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       Now I used to like Raccoons but not anymore. I have some
       tomatoes on my back deck and I was patiently waiting for the
       first one to ripen. Slowly and patiently I checked them every
       day waiting and waiting until the first one turned from green to
       orange to red and finally to a beautiful crimson. I thought of
       picking it put had take out and decided to wait until the
       following day. Imagine my surprise when I went to let my cat in
       and there, on my deck, a big fat RACCOON eating my first vine
       ripened Beefsteak Tomato. It just looked at me, showed it's
       teeth and went back to eating. I also blame my cat who walked
       within inches of the gluttonous beast on his way back in. They
       are friends and I'm seriously thinking of getting a new pet.
       #Post#: 1939--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Raccoon Out of Office
   DIR By: Raccoon
       Date: August 12, 2015, 8:11 am
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       --- Quote from: BadAssBunnies link ---
       >
       > Now I used to like Raccoons but not anymore. I have some
       tomatoes on my back deck and I was patiently waiting for the
       first one to ripen. Slowly and patiently I checked them every
       day waiting and waiting until the first one turned from green to
       orange to red and finally to a beautiful crimson. I thought of
       picking it put had take out and decided to wait until the
       following day. Imagine my surprise when I went to let my cat in
       and there, on my deck, a big fat RACCOON eating my first vine
       ripened Beefsteak Tomato. It just looked at me, showed it's
       teeth and went back to eating. I also blame my cat who walked
       within inches of the gluttonous beast on his way back in. They
       are friends and I'm seriously thinking of getting a new pet.
       >
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       That's Tim. He's a rascal. Just throw a few pineapple lumps at
       him and he will scatter.
       You should be happy that Tim was assigned to your house instead
       of Gregory. This is what happenet to Greg's last feline friend:
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       I'm sure that you will forgive Tim eventually - you just can't
       stay mad at this:
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