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#Post#: 1881--------------------------------------------------
Raccoon Out of Office
By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 8:04 am
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Raccoon offices, stores, orbital stations, training facilities,
marshmallow mines, world domination planning centers, movie
studios, human pacifying stations, portable button factories,
R&D, langolier breeding pens and customer services worldwide
will be closed for a week starting this thursday.
HTML http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.31259909.9210/flat,800x800,075,f-c,0,75,800,331.u8.jpg
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#Post#: 1882--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 8:11 am
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And since we understand that a day withoutt Raccoon merriment
can be dull and even hazardous, we suggest you peruse this page
for your daily dose of Raccoon entertainment:
HTML http://pizzagun.com/tag/office-raccoon/
[right]
HTML http://i1.wp.com/pizzagun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2013-05-28-037-Office-Raccoon-04.png[/right]
#Post#: 1887--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: RampageSports Date: August 5, 2015, 1:27 pm
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Just be sure to defend your facilities from Bunny raiders before
you go. They have a tendency to wander in when nobody's
looking.
Enjoy your time off. :)
#Post#: 1890--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: Dragons Den Date: August 5, 2015, 5:17 pm
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That is good advice.
Enjoy the week off, Raccoon! You've earned it. And I can relax
for a week knowing those pesky operatives won't be bothering me.
Phew. :)
#Post#: 1891--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: umma-manager Date: August 5, 2015, 7:04 pm
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I'm wondering --- if the 'button factories' are portable...why
are they not going on holiday with Raccoon?
#Post#: 1896--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: Raccoon Date: August 5, 2015, 11:42 pm
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...auto-turrets on-line...
...motion detectors on...
...biologocal recognition systems on...
...surveillance drones active and deployed...
...hunter drones on standby...
...Anti-Victoria theft System 2.3 activated...
...charges on enemy HQs set...
...infiltration units in place...
...battlecruisers operational...
(
HTML https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQabzq3xy4)
...pineapple lump storages secured...
...shield generators charged and ready...
...bike chained to the fence...
...mines deployed...
...bunny traps deployed around carrots patches...
...Dragon Slaying swords delivered to security...
...duck decoys placed...
...X's sunglasses stolen and beer hidden...
...proximity alarms on...
...shamans ready...
...passwords changed...
...ninja squirrells deployed...
...shadow hamsters armed and ready...
...goliaths online...
(wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/StarCraft/Speech/TGoRdy00.wav)
...package of Raccoon merchandise sent to Grande as
precaution...
...doors locked...
[right]...the board is green - all facilities are
secured![/right]
#Post#: 1898--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: BadAssBunnies Date: August 6, 2015, 6:11 am
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Did you close all the windows and turn off the stove? The
Bunnies can check that for you if you'd like.
BTW, enjoy your time off. Nothing bad will happen when you're
gone.
#Post#: 1899--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: RampageSports Date: August 6, 2015, 6:43 am
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Out of all the craziness in your message, this is the one that
made me laugh out loud...
[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1896#msg1896
date=1438836174]
...bike chained to the fence...
[/quote]
Although, this one was pretty good, too...
[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1896#msg1896
date=1438836174]
...pineapple lump storages secured...
[/quote]
#Post#: 1935--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: Raccoon Date: August 12, 2015, 12:38 am
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A number of bunnies...or are they rabbits where found in the
traps.
They will be consumed in the most humane way.
#Post#: 1937--------------------------------------------------
Re: Raccoon Out of Office
By: Dragons Den Date: August 12, 2015, 1:10 am
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[quote author=Raccoon link=topic=286.msg1935#msg1935
date=1439357921]
A number of bunnies...or are they rabbits where found in the
traps.
They will be consumed in the most humane way.
[/quote]
:o With fava beans and a nice chianti?
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