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       The Line Up (TKO #122 - Wired 2015)
       By: justsara Date: April 1, 2015, 4:46 pm
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       In her heather grey tank top and black yoga leggings, Krysten
       Ritter slips her sweaty, huffing body into a leather chair in
       her GM’s office. The young Foxfire starlet had just come from
       the downstairs gym where she’s been training non-stop to prepare
       for her match against the also winless Jill Wagner.
       Sara Philipps: Alright, Krysten, you know the drill.
       Krysten Ritter:  You know I think these are just the worst,
       right?
       SP: Consider them work obligations. Trust me, were I in your
       position, I'd be thinking the same thing too. Come on, there’s
       just a few questions here they want you to answer.
       KR: Yeah, yeah, come on hit me.
       SP: Let’s see… first up, what’s the first thing you do when you
       get back to the locker room after a fight?
       KR: I… I don’t know, take off my shit? Take a shower?
       SP: Alright you gotta give me more than that for the ‘zine.
       KR: Well if the Wagner fight is any indication, I suspect I’m
       going to march into the locker room sipping on a fine champagne
       mixed with her tears where I’ll be massaged down by the finest
       Filipino masseurs money can buy while I use her ass as a
       footstool. Yeah, that sounds good to me.
       [b]SP:[/b] That’s… certainly a visual.
       Krysten looks lost in thought while still maintaining that
       sharp, mischievous smile of hers.
       KR: You think she’ll even be conscious enough by the end of the
       match to remember any that? I really hope so. “Loser” looks good
       on her. I mean, look at what she does for work.
       SP: You’re certainly confident, which is why we brought you into
       Foxfire. Speaking of, they wanna know who would you consider the
       sexiest member of our stable? Who do you think the fans at large
       would choose?
       Krysten laughs and looks bemused at the question.
       KR: Oh god, who isn’t sexy, am I right? Let’s see… Well popular
       vote would probably go to Heather or K-Stew. Personally, my
       heart lies with Paige. She’s the most like me, I think, she’s a
       sexy little raven-haired badass. A real in-control
       no-shits-given type. Yeah, she’ll stir my loins for sure.
       SP: It’s an unconventional group, that’s for certain. And sexy
       comes in all shapes and sizes.
       KR: Absolutely, that’s one of the reasons why I signed up for
       the Fox squad. Okay, what else you got?
       SP: Last one, it’s a short interview. Favorite pizza topping?
       Krysten looks nonplussed, so Sara has to physically show her the
       paper with the official questions.
       KR: Oh man, the real hard hitting shit, huh? I don’t really dig
       on pizza that much anymore since cutting gluten, but if I had to
       choose… hmm… prosciutto. Good lord, prosciutto.  It’s light,
       savory, salty, and pairs with anything. Red sauce… white…
       firebread... it’s perfect for all of the above. Without
       question, prosciutto is the perfect topping. And that comes with
       an emphatic DUH!
       SP: Alright, thanks a lot, Krysten. I’ll shoot this over to TKO.
       Good luck with your match, we all have very good hopes for your
       future here.
       KR: Kisses!
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