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       #Post#: 1535--------------------------------------------------
       Re: The Interview II
       By: Raccoon Date: May 27, 2015, 7:59 am
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       [quote author=Raccoon link=topic=178.msg1339#msg1339
       date=1427217698]
       "We also know that Mr. Pie is easily mesmerized by round
       objects... 'Serious bodybuilder'? Bwah-hah-hah-ha!"
       [/quote]
       Jenny McCarthy here. His name is Mr. Pye although he is sweet as
       pie. Better to be mesmerized by round objects as opposed to
       sticks. I hear Rocky Raccoon, when he steps out of the saloon,
       has some 'action figures'. I can picture the action figure for
       Alex - a pencil with a rubber on top for a head and toothpicks
       for arms and legs. Come to think of it, the pencil may have
       larger breasts and a shapelier figure than Alex has.
       [/quote]
       You must feel really insecure, don't you?
       At least our figures don't look as ridiculous as this Pam
       Anderson figure.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Raccoon Date: May 27, 2015, 9:17 am
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       [The Interview continues]
       "I was VERY close with Gena," Alexandra said ignoring Pam's
       question. "I, Gena and Angie were very close! I made out with
       Gena! On several occasions! We were friends! Intimate friends!"
       Alexandra kept ranting.
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       "Sure…" Pam snickered. "But we've now moved from your fantasies
       to you and Sheena."
       Alexandra wasn't sure if Pam and Susanna believed her or not.
       She sighed, "Yes, it is true I tried for that part. I've tried
       for a lot of productions. That particular part would have been
       perfect for me."
       "I can't imagine why the producers were interested to have you,"
       Pam smirked, "But as we know you didn't get the part, Gena did.
       I heard that you failed the physical test!"
       "That is a lie!"
       "She's just teasing you," Susanna said, "she knows that you
       wouldn't fail a physical test. I think you were once again
       disregarded because of your athletic figure and small boobs. But
       that didn't prevent your name for being attached to 'Wonder
       Woman' in 1996."
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       "I know that at some point in the late 90s there was talk in the
       media that I was the top choice to play Wonder Woman in the
       movie version – my sister heard it on radio in San Francisco,
       Ain’t It Cool News posted it also, and another friend read about
       it in a newspaper. The movie hasn't been done to this day, but I
       think it should say something that I was considered for the role
       of the strongest and toughest superheroine."
       "You would have been fantastic!" Susanna said.
       Pam took a quick look at the photos of "Alexandra" as Wonder
       Woman, then smiled. "Susanna I know you aren’t really in the
       business. These photos are known in the trade as ‘body shots.’
       That is Alexandra’s head put on a body double body. And they
       didn’t even do a good job at that. Don’t be fooled by
       Alexandra’s bragging and lying."
       "Have you been a superheroine Pam?" "Yeah, she had a ten second
       appearance as the Invisible Girl in that spoof movie, and I want
       to point out that she was the Invisible Girl…even Jessica Alba
       was the Invisible Woman."
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       "Don’t know if you would consider Barb Wire as a superheroine or
       not, but she really kicked ass." Pam answered softly not really
       sure of her standing.
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       [/center]Susanna suddenly grabs the computer out of Pam’s hands.
       "Let me check something. Ah, just as I thought. Pam, you claim
       your career has been a lot better than Alexandra’s and that you
       are a better actress. The IMDB seem to contradict you assertion
       that you have played in more roles than Alexandra has. Let’s see
       here, according to the IMDB you have only 38 credits as an
       actress compared to 92 credits Alexandra has. That’s almost 2½
       times as many. And she has a writing credit whereas you have
       none." Pam gets defensive and claims. "Look up all the facts if
       you are going to quote IMDB. I was a producer six times while
       Alexandra has only four credits as a producer. She has one
       credit as a writer but that was for a documentary short. I had
       credit as a director. As for writing, I was the star and
       producer for a few TV series in which I had to supervise and
       contribute to the writing."
       "Oh come on now, my roles were more significant and meaningful
       than many of your eye candy roles. Most of the time you were
       just sowing off your big silicon boobs." Alexandra chimes in.
       "I...I...I..." Pam stutters in frustration, "I...I... have been
       the lead in movies and TV shows than you have. Look at how many
       of her actress roles were in B-movies. And if you count the
       total number of credits including self appearances I completely
       overwhelm her."
       Susanna takes a minute to do more checking. "Come on Pam,
       counting directing, producing and ‘acting’ on all your internet
       videos doesn’t really count. Isn’t that how you really became
       famous with Tommy Lee?"
       "And don’t forget that even on Baywatch my scenes were more
       dramatic and were more meaningful than yours were." Alexandra
       was quick to point out.
       Susanna nods in agreement. "That is what I have seen."
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       Pam fumes, "Well, my salary per episode was $60,000 per episode!
       That was a lot back then! What was yours? I think the money
       shows who they thought was more important and more desirable to
       have on the show!"
       Alexandra ducks giving her salary. Instead she says, "You were
       only paid more because guys like big boobs and dumb blondes."
       "And great comediennes!" Pam adds trying to get in the last
       word.
       "Being stupid and saying silly things does not a comedienne
       make!" Susanne gets in the last word it being her
       interview.[right][To be continued in Part III...]
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Raccoon Date: May 27, 2015, 9:27 am
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       Alexandra here, at first I was going to ignore Jenny's asinine
       comments, but then I got worried - has someone checked her
       medications lately? She might want to check in with  Dr.
       Patricia Leone, I've heard that she's good.
       But about the latest Interview... why is that last image
       included? It has nothing to do with the subject.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Raccoon Date: May 27, 2015, 9:31 am
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       [quote author=Raccoon link=topic=178.msg1537#msg1537
       date=1432736823]
       But about the latest Interview... why is that last image
       included? It has nothing to do with the subject.
       [/quote]
       Ms. Grimm, desperate in getting more views and hits added an
       image with me, Carmen Electra, into this poor excuse of an
       interview.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Pyewacket Date: June 3, 2015, 9:04 am
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       Jenny McCarthy here. Unlike you, Alex, I don't have to take
       medications to remain sane and intelligent. Pamela is a great
       comedienne and her humor comes naturally; unlike your strained
       attempts. What I say to you is what is often said to incompetent
       actors, "Don't give up the day job!" Or in your case is that a
       night job?
       What I find interesting about this interview is that although
       Ms. Grimm is so biased Pam still comes off better than Alex in
       every way. Imagine how much better Pam would appear if the
       interviewer was objective? Oh sorry Alex, didn't mean to tax
       your lame brain.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: RampageSports Date: June 3, 2015, 9:44 am
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       Wow...
       "I don't have to take medications to remain sane?"
       I believe Jenny just called Alex a nutball.  [emoji14]
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Pyewacket Date: June 4, 2015, 8:06 am
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       [quote author=Rampage Sports link=topic=178.msg1565#msg1565
       date=1433342693]
       Wow...
       "I don't have to take medications to remain sane?"
       I believe Jenny just called Alex a nutball.  [emoji14]
       [/quote]
       Jenny here again, read the interview and see the fantasy land
       and the overinflated opinion Alex has about her role on
       Baywatch, her strength, her acting abilities (HAH!), and  her
       athleticism (DOUBLE HAH!). If she isn't a nutball she is
       certainly delusional at best!
       Case in point, a little kiss with Gena is making out?!?! I think
       when you don't get much perhaps it is.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Quinn Date: June 5, 2015, 12:51 pm
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       "I have a few things to clear up or correct from the article or
       from comments regarding it" says an irritated Yasmine. "First of
       all I did not gang up with Alexandra on over stuffed boob Pam.
       Pam was always picking on me when no one else was around. Only
       this time Alexandra was around and Pam didn't realize it. I
       begged Pam to stop hurting me but she wouldn't. So Alexandra
       stepped in to help me out. It was good to see the bully get her
       comeuppance for a change."
       "I had lots of fun, friendly scuffles with Alexandra in our
       trailers and other off-set places. Alexandra was much the
       stronger and better wrestler than I was. Judging from what
       Alexandra could do to me and how Pam tried to bully me I
       concluded that Alexandra would whip Pam's butt if they even got
       into a real fight. Just my opinion but if you check out their
       bodies and who has the more viable muscles I think you would
       have to agree with me."
       "As far as nefarious activities that occurred on location, I am
       much too much of a lady to stoop to this gossip. Let's just say
       that if anyone ever was the recipient of my charms and Pam's, I
       never heard anyone complaining about me in comparison to Pam.
       The converse, of course, was not true. That's all I'll say on
       the subject but go ahead and ask any of the old cast members who
       they preferred if you dare."
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Pyewacket Date: June 10, 2015, 9:41 am
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       As far as I could tell that kiss between Alexandra and Gena was
       real and they both seemed to enjoy it. I can attest that Gena
       was a great kisser. Don't know about Alexandra so much as she
       always seemed a little shy. Either that or she had the hots for
       me and was afraid that some passionate kissing might lead to
       something more. I think Alexandra was a little uptight and it
       would have been good for her to loosen up.
       That way she could have enjoyed rocking and rolling those
       trailers like Gena and I did. No, not with each other but with
       other cast members. All that sex helped me to keep in shape and
       build up my muscles. Hee hee, you should see how strong my love
       muscle is. And Yasmine acts so innocent but you should have seen
       how her trailer almost came off its foundations.
       As far as that so called scuffle when Yasmine and Alexandra
       ganged up on me it was much ado about nothing. I was playing
       with Yasmine with some sexual overtones. I think Alexandra got
       jealous and jumped me claiming I was 'torturing' Yasmine and she
       was only helping her. Torturing Yasmine? HAH!! Didn't Alexandra
       seen the smile on her face?
       As far as my scuffles with Gena, well, Gena was taller and
       heavier but that was about the only advantage she had over me.
       Her muscle strength didn't compare to mine. And her agility and
       balance was what you might expect from a big, slow, zoftig
       woman. If she somehow managed to get on top of me she was too
       big to get off. But that happened rarely and most of the time I
       either knocked her down or got a painful submission hold on her
       and made her beg for mercy. That is unless I took sexual
       advantage of her of which she seemed to enjoy immensely. Ha Ha
       Ha Ha.
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       Re: The Interview II
       By: Raccoon Date: July 11, 2015, 4:50 pm
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       Gena here! Susanna talked with me after the interview with
       Alexandra and Pamela, but it looks like she decided not to use
       anything from my interview.
       I thought I should clarify a few things as it looks like both
       Alex and Pam are trying to bend the truth in their favor.
       They talked about how athletic and sporty they were in their
       teens. Unlike these two, I actually was an athletic child and
       teen, a REAL tomboy. I enjoyed ice fishing, basketball – I
       played with the boys by the way – volleyball, softball, hiking
       and running. Unlike Alexandra, I was actually good at team
       sports. I've always been very flexible and agile, thanks to my
       yoga teacher mother. So Pam's claims about me being slow and
       clumsy are not true.
       Based on what they told above and what I already knew it's clear
       to me that even though Pam was obviously the greater teen
       athlete of the two, she wouldn't have quite measured up to me.
       I'd also like to add that I also knew how to fight; it wasn't
       some play-wrestling with a sister Alexandra was talking about,
       but real fighting. For example, back in High School I got into a
       real fist fight. I girl accused me of stealing her boyfriend
       even though I had never met him! The girl got so jealous, that
       she came at me and started throwing punches. She hadn't realized
       how strong I was, poor girl. I defended myself, I threw a punch
       and knocked her out cold – she really was unconscious.
       When I joined the cast in 1995 I could immediately noticed
       something…tension. I was something neither Pam nor Alexandra had
       expected. I guess I was a mix of Alex and Pam – I was big,
       athletic, but blonde and with boobs and a figure. Alexandra
       hadn't expected to see someone bigger than herself; yeah I say
       bigger – she might have been a half inch taller, but I was 15 to
       20 pounds heavier. And my bosom rivaled Pam's; remember that
       Pam's boobs hadn't grown to their largest yet.
       There was a lot of jumping, diving, swimming and running on
       Baywatch, much more than people think. Alexandra was good at
       jumping from a moving boat; she was the only one who did it. Or
       perhaps as Pam said, she was the only one who was allowed to do
       it. I mean, I did it whenever I was asked to.
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       Alexandra was a good swimmer, there's no denying it, but I'm
       woman enough to admit that perhaps surprisingly Pam was the
       strongest swimmer of us all. I was the second and Alexandra
       probably the third. Yes, I know Alexandra says swimming is her
       strongest discipline, but you should remember that this was just
       before she began training for the Hawaii Iron Man. I didn't like
       diving though and both Alexandra and Pam where better at that.
       And running… I loved to run – we all loved to run, but not all
       of us could run. Alexandra's running was funny to watch,
       lumbering and slow. We could all run circles around her.
       So who was the most athletic? As Alexandra said on several
       interviews at the time – it wasn't her at least. So it's funny
       how she now is trying to prove that she was. Alexandra was
       really fit, but so was everybody else, even Yasmine Bleeth was
       in top condition.
       As I reviewed older episodes I saw a clear difference in their
       physiques, especially in Alexandra's – she had been really
       skinny when she started and had clearly gained more muscle mass
       and definition during seasons 4 and 5. Pam, on the other hand… I
       would say had gone softer. I have no doubt that when they
       started Pam was more athletic. And definitely stronger than
       Alexandra – just compare the size of their muscles! Even when I
       joined in season 5, Pam was more muscular, especially her biceps
       were bigger than Alexandra's. Pam was certainly tougher, but by
       a smaller margin due Alexandra's training. You can imagine how
       they felt when I arrived at the scene, putting them both to
       shame!
       Alexandra trained hard throughout our time together on Baywatch,
       but she was concentrating mostly on endurance. Pam was spending
       long hours lifting weights trying desperately to get as strong
       as me. But that would never happen as I never had stopped
       training, as Pam had done. And then later I began training for
       Sheena. And speaking of Sheena – Alexandra did try for the part,
       but it's bullcrap that she failed the physical tests; she didn't
       get the part, because I did …and because they wanted a
       voluptuous athletic woman and as we know Alexandra isn't exactly
       voluptuous.
       A funny thing is that right after Alexandra's character died
       there was an episode about a triathlon competition. I heard that
       they had waited to use the episode until after Alexandra was off
       the show as they wanted me to be the triathlete. They thought I
       was more beliavable for the role and they didn't want to hurt
       Alexandra's feelings.
       It's also funny that Alexandra thought that she got her part
       because she was athletic. How then could it be that the both
       athletic parts she applied for, namely Summer Quinn and CJ
       Parker, went to Nicole Eggert and Pamela Anderson? And the role
       she got was custom-made for her. Nothing of that says that she
       got her role because she was athletic, on the contrary!
       About fights on the set… yes, I heard rumors and I saw some
       minor scuffles. I was even involved in some of those. I know
       Alexandra and Pam had a few brawls and I even have photos from
       one of their fights.
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       I remember hearing screams through the door, followed by several
       crashes. As I entered the room, Alexandra lay sprawled on the
       floor. As I pulled out my camera Pam grabbed Alexandra's arms
       and yanked her up on her feet and slammed her against the wall.
       She followed up with a few punches and finally knocked out
       Alexandra who fell on the sofa. Pam smiled and said she was late
       for a date and left me with the unconscious Alexandra. I never
       found out what that fight was about. I know they had several
       other scuffles.
       The only fight between Pam and Carmen Electra I know of was a
       charity boxing match. It ended in a 'draw', even if it was clear
       that Carmen dominated the bout.
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       I never got into a real fight with Pam… I think she was afraid
       to antagonize me and stayed away. Another reason was that the
       producers did everything in their power so that we never got
       into a fight; they had realized that we were strong enough to
       cause serious injury to each other. Or rather, they were afraid
       that I would hurt their blonde bimbo. I don't know what she
       meant above when she talked about scuffles with me… oh, perhaps
       she meant our after-work trailer activities, well then, let me
       tell you that I was always the dominant one!
       I did have more than a few run-ins with Alexandra though;
       needless to say I always came out on top! All in all, I was at
       the top of food chain on Baywatch, and both Alex and Pam know
       it! Sure, I admit that Pam was strong and our 'wrestling'
       matches in the trailer were fun and more even than my matches
       with Alexandra, but again, it's ridiculous of her to claim that
       she was the stronger one.
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       I want to mention the Hawaiian Wedding movie that was filmed
       years after the show had ended. Not only had I a major fight
       with Alexandra on-screen, but also off-screen. At that time
       Alexandra was fit as hell, covered in sinewy lean muscles… but
       she was so frail! I doubt she weighted much over 120 pounds! At
       that time no one, except Alexandra perhaps, would claim that she
       was stronger than, well, any girl on the set. I thought our
       on-screen fight wasn't even remotely realistic – I had at least
       a 20 to 25 pound weight advantage. They said it would be ok…but
       just look at the images!
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       I must admit that I wasn't at my best at that time. I was still
       suffering from Hashimoto’s thyroiditis that was only diagnosed
       seven years later. I was sick…and yet I had to be careful not to
       hurt Alexandra during filming. I was really afraid that I would
       break her! We then got into a real fight after we had finished
       the scene, I have actually told this story already in the Total
       Knockout Magazine. It was like a replay from my High School
       fight – the other girl made a surprise attack and I took her out
       with one punch!
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       What else… oh, right the kiss! The kiss mentioned above was a
       real one. And it wasn't the only one. I, Alexandra and Angie
       Harmon had a lot of fun together. And since Pam obviously hasn't
       experienced sweet little Alexandra let me tell you that she is a
       reeeeally good kisser! It's true that Alex, Angie and I were
       good friends – but that's it! Alexandra alleged to something
       more, but that isn't true. Alexandra's… too prude. Me and
       Angie…well, that's another story.
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