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Jayden Bartels, Your Nightmare Starts Now
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: May 15, 2026, 12:39 pm
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Most Anticipated Debut
UCC fans, I’m Chloe East, making my official debut at UCC XXXV
in Nepal for the Disney Princesses. I’ve been grinding hard
under Dove Cameron, and I’m locked and loaded.
Stepping into the cage is terrifying, but I’ve got the best
coach and teammates in my corner. My opponent is Wannabees
stable leader Jayden Bartels. Yeah… fighting a leader in your
debut is usually suicide. Luckily for me, Jayden is a washed-up,
former last-place lightweight wuss.
I like my chances. Kicking a stable leader’s ass in my first
fight? That’s a hell of a way to start.
Jayden, I’ll see you in Nepal. After they carry you out on a
stretcher, I’ll be celebrating with a few drinks.
Chloe East
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Re: Jayden Bartels, Your Nightmare Starts Now
DIR By: The Wannabees
Date: June 6, 2026, 11:37 am
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Sorry there's been no post before now, but a virus has been
sweeping through the camp.
Everyone knows Jayden should have won tonight, that was no where
near a draw, but as always your friendly refs always give you
everything, like seriously the refs are on your side, that's why
when there's no refs we dominate you Pathetic Creampuff Barbies.
But don't worry when we fight again, I'll make sure that I beat
your fat ass so badly that everyone will see who the better
fighter is.
Signed
Jayden
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Re: Jayden Bartels, Your Nightmare Starts Now
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: June 8, 2026, 9:33 am
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Jayden,
You should be f&cking ashamed of yourself after that pathetic
performance in Nepal.
You're supposed to be a stable leader, a big prospect, and you
crawled to a goddamn draw against a rookie on her debut? Give me
a break. You got lucky — no, you got extremely lucky that those
crooked judges handed you that participation trophy.
I was winning that fight 3 rounds to 1, easy. Having my way with
you, kicking your scrawny butt. You needed a miracle just to
survive. I knew it, you knew it, and the whole arena knew it —
those loud-ass boos were proof. Everyone except the corrupt
judges saw me winning. Even the UCC website had me taking the
victory.
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A 10-8 in the fifth round? Total f$cking bullshit. Yeah, you
might’ve stolen the last round, but there’s no way in hell you
won that fight.
Enjoy your stolen draw while it lasts, Jayden. Because when we
run it back, it’s not ending in a decision. I promise you it’s
gonna end very differently.
Chloe
You need to go look at your beat up face in the mirror and keep
trying to tell yourself that you won. I'm still looking hot AF.
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