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Fight 11 Maria Sharapova vs Nadia Forde
By: BadAssBunnies Date: July 1, 2025, 10:41 am
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[font=times new roman]Sin City Slugfest VI[/font]
[font=times new roman]Blind Fold Match:[/font]
[font=times new roman]Maria Sharapova vs Nadia Forde[/font]
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Fighter Profiles & Tale of the Tape
Maria Sharapova:
Age: 37 (born April 19, 1987)
Height: 6'2" (188 cm)
Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)
Reach: 75" (190 cm)
Background: Former world-class tennis champion with elite
athletic conditioning, exceptional stamina, and competitive
toughness. Though new to boxing, her high-level fitness and
footwork give her a strong base for ring control.
Style: Will likely use her reach advantage to keep Nadia at
distance with long jabs and straight punches, relying on power
and endurance to wear down her opponent.
Nadia Forde:
Age: 34 (born March 11, 1989)
Height: 5'7" (165 cm)
Weight: 131 lbs (57 kg)
Reach: 66" (168 cm)
Background: Irish singer and TV personality known for her
energetic performances and agility. Limited formal boxing
experience but has athleticism and quick reflexes.
Style: Expected to fight aggressively on the inside, using speed
and combinations to bypass Maria’s reach, focusing on body shots
and close-range attacks.
Pre-Fight Odds & Analysis:
Odds: Maria Sharapova (-160) vs. Nadia Forde (+130)
Analysis: Maria’s height, reach, and elite conditioning make her
the favorite, particularly in controlling distance and pacing
the fight. Nadia’s speed and aggressive style present a threat
if she can close the gap and target the body effectively. The
fight could be a battle between Maria’s power and reach versus
Nadia’s speed and inside fighting.
Maria's Approach: Use reach and long-range jabs to keep Nadia at
bay, avoid getting drawn into close exchanges early, and wear
her down with powerful straight punches and body shots.
Nadia's Approach: Close the distance fast, employ rapid
combinations to the ribs and belly to sap Maria’s energy, and
pressure her opponent into mistakes by fighting aggressively
inside.
Round 1:
The moment the bell rang and blindfolds dropped, Maria Sharapova
exploded forward with ruthless precision. Using her superior
reach, she fired a punishing jab-right combo that staggered
Nadia instantly. Without hesitation, Maria followed up with a
savage left hook to the ribs that winded Nadia deeply.
Seeing her opponent reeling, Maria unleashed a thunderous right
cross that connected flush on Nadia’s jaw — snapping her head
violently sideways and sending her gum shield spinning towards
the mat. Nadia stumbled backward, dazed and off-balance her back
bouncing off the top rope. Maria pressed her advantage with a
brutal series of crushing body shots, each punch thudding into
Nadia’s ribs and stomach like sledgehammers.
Nadia’s eyes stretched wide, panic etched across her face as she
stood frozen, hopelessly out of her depth. Maria stalked forward
with the slow, lethal grace of a starving lioness, each step a
promise of ruin. Nadia’s corner screamed at her to cover up, but
she was too dazed, too slow.
Maria coiled her entire body, twisting her hips as she reared
back—then unleashed a monstrous overhand right that detonated
against Nadia’s temple with bone-crushing force. The impact
hurled her backward like a rag doll, smashing her through the
ropes in a violent tangle of limbs before she crashed to the
floor outside the ring, her unconscious body landing in a
twisted heap.
The referee immediately waved off the fight as Nadia lay
motionless on the cold concrete floor below, utterly dominated
in under 30 seconds.
Maria Sharapova wins by KO at 0:28 of Round 1
In one of the fastest and most ruthless finishes in recent
memory, Maria’s raw power and clinical precision delivered a
complete and utter demolition.
The referee moves to raise her hand, and Maria allows
it—briefly. But with barely a glance at the cameras, she yanks
her glove away and strides toward the ropes. Without a word, she
steps clean over the top rope, drops to the floor, and walks
straight past the still-reeling Nadia without so much as a look
back, already done with the destruction.
Backstage Interview – Maria Sharapova (Post-KO Victory)
The scene was chaos in the aftermath of Maria Sharapova’s
blistering knockout. Ringside officials waved frantically for
medics as the crowd roared in a stunned frenzy. Medical staff
knelt around Nadia, who had finally stirred after her terrifying
collapse. Her eyes fluttered open, glassy and unfocused, as she
struggled to understand where she was—or why her hands were
still taped inside boxing gloves. Bewildered and trembling, she
had no memory of the fight, only a hollow confusion that seemed
to swallow everything else.
Meanwhile, in the underground hallway, the reporter hurries
after Maria, catching her just before she exits the arena. Still
in her fight gear, barely winded, Maria is calm, focused, and
already halfway out the door.
Reporter: “Maria! Maria, can I have a quick word?”
Maria:(turning slightly, impatient)
“Make it quick.”
Reporter: “Fastest finish in Sin City history—28 seconds. Did
you expect it to go that fast?”
Maria: (shrugs)
“I came to make statement. People forget who the hell I am. I
remind them. That was precision, not luck.”
Reporter: “Coming off four UCC losses in your last five fights,
some doubted whether you still had it. What does this win mean
for your future?”
Maria: (her tone sharpens)
“This is beginning of reckoning. And to Lorde and Kylie Jenner
with the big behind—f&ck both of them. Next time Maria step in
with either? She not just winning… She crushing them.”
Reporter: “You’ve chosen not to fight under the Russian flag
anymore. Instead, you’re representing the UN. Why the change?”
Maria: (coldly)
“Because I fight for me and no one else. No politics. No
countries. Just war. No need to be anyone’s flag. I am the
banner.”
As Maria steps toward the waiting black Escalade, the reporter
keeps pace with three rapid-fire questions.
Reporter: “Do you feel any sympathy for Nadia after that brutal
KO?”
Maria: (without missing a step)
“None. I still have no idea who she is. She signed contract. She
knew what could happen.”
Reporter: “Will you be entered in the next Sin City?”
Maria:
“Of course, as long as I get a workout next time.”
Reporter: “Last question—what’s the message to the rest of the
division after tonight?”
Maria swings open the Escalade door and smirks.
“Run. Or bring body bag.”
She slides in, slams the door, and the SUV peels away into the
night.
Written by the Badass Barbies
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