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Barbies Challenge The Wannalosers
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 2, 2024, 1:24 pm
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[font=times new roman]Let’s Do This, Wannalosers[/font]
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[font=times new roman]To the flat chested little
Wannalosers,[/font]
[font=times new roman]The Badass Barbies are officially
challenging you to an all-out elimination tournament to finally
settle our differences. We've faced off plenty of times, and
sure, each side has had its wins and losses. We can accept
that—unlike you.[/font]
[font=times new roman]What we can’t stand is what happens
afterward. We get it—rubbing a loss in someone’s face is part of
the game. But you Wannabees? You're not just sore losers; you’re
ungrateful winners. Your cheap double and triple teaming is
pathetic, and we’re done putting up with it.[/font]
[font=times new roman]So here’s the deal: The Barbies are
challenging your cowardly squad to an elimination tournament
until only one woman is left standing. And here’s the
kicker—after each loss, your losers will hand over your training
bras to be proudly displayed in our trophy case.[/font]
[font=times new roman]We know this is asking a lot, and we fully
expect you to chicken out like the little girls you are. But if
by some miracle you grow a spine and decide to take us on, we’ll
gladly beat you down and take your tops as trophies. In fact,
we’re so confident we’ll destroy you that we’ve already expanded
our trophy case to accommodate all the tops you’ll be handing
over.[/font]
[font=times new roman]The rules are simple: There will be 16
fights in the unforgiving steel cage. The losers? They’re out
and ****. The winners get reseeded and go another round. This
could go until there’s only one woman left standing, but let’s
be real—the Barbies will probably wipe you out in just a couple
of rounds.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Below are our challenges. We don’t really
expect you to accept, but if you’re foolish enough to want to
play with the big girls, then step up and let’s see what you’re
really made of.[/font]
[list]
[li][font=times new roman]Bella Hadid vs. Darcie Lynn Farmer
From what I've seen, I'm not the least bit impressed. I’ll be
shocked if you’re still standing after the first
round.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Bella Thorne vs. Mackenzie Ziegler
I can’t wait to beat you again. If you thought our oil wrestling
match was a nightmare, just wait until I get you in the cage.
You won’t know what hit you.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Emily Ratajkowski vs. Madison Pettis
Your reign over us ends in the cage. Sure, you can oil wrestle,
but let’s face it—you’re one of the worst cage fighters in UCC
history.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Gigi Hadid vs. Jayden Bartels
I’m looking forward to taking down the so-called leader of the
Wannalosers. You won’t be leading anyone when I’m done with
you.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Jordyn Jones vs. Olivia Sanabia
You may have gotten lucky in a Pugo stick fight, but in the
cage? Your ass is getting kicked, and you won’t be so smug when
I’m done.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Kendall Jenner vs. Sadie Sink
It’s time for a real beating from one of the best fighters in
the UCC. I’ll even give you a free shot—hell, maybe two. It
won’t matter.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Kristen Stewart vs. Francesca Capaldi
I thoroughly enjoyed seeing you sprawled out after I knocked you
out in thee ring. I’m an even better cage fighter, so guess
what? You’re in for another serious beating.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Madelyn Cline vs. Elle Fanning
You’re pale and soft—you’ll be lucky to survive my opening
blows. Don’t expect any mercy.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Miley Cyrus vs. Madisyn Shipman
Everyone knows you got lucky when you beat me in the phone
booth. Round two will be in the cage, and this time you’ll pay
for being a dirty little b!tch.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Olivia Holt vs. Cree Cicchino
You may be the talk of the UCC, but you haven’t won anything.
I’m a three-time title holder—let’s be real, you know where this
is going.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Olivia Dunne vs. Maddie Ziegler
Kylie’s finally letting me show everyone what I’m made of, and
guess what? When I looked at your roster, your name stuck out as
the number one jobber. You’re going down.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Paris Berelc vs. Genevieve Hannelius
Remember our kickboxing match, or did I kick you too hard in the
head for you to remember? Just plan on losing your little
training bra—if you can even call it that.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Sammi Hanratty vs. Brec Bassinger
Best friends turned bitter rivals—it all ends in the cage, and
guess what? It’s the end of the road for you. And if you want to
fight it out in lingerie, I’ve got something special for
you.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Shay Mitchell vs. Juliana Grace
LeBlanc
Flat-chested little girls with big mouths do not fare well in
the UCC cage, just saying. You’re about to learn that the hard
way.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Vanessa Hudgens vs. Jenna Ortega
You may have gotten lucky and beat me in our apartment wrestling
match, but this is cage fighting, sweet cheeks. This time,
you’re in way over your head.[/font][/li]
[li][font=times new roman]Zendaya Coleman vs. Anna Cathcart
Three wins versus 38. Need I say more? You’re a joke, and I’m
going to show everyone just how pathetic you really
are.[/font][/li]
[/list]
[font=times new roman]We'll be waiting to see if you have the
got the guts sto face off against some real women. Just remember
to tighten up those training bras and get ready to get you butts
kicked.[/font]
[font=times new roman]The Badass Barbies [/font]
#Post#: 5632--------------------------------------------------
Re: Barbies Challenge The Wannalosers
By: The Wannabees Date: September 3, 2024, 7:11 pm
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We gladly accept and once the ladies have stopped pissing
themselves with laughter they will respond individually to the
Creampuff Barbies.
Wannabee Management Team
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