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Barbies Challenge The Wannalosers
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: September 2, 2024, 1:24 pm
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Let’s Do This, Wannalosers
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To the flat chested little Wannalosers,
The Badass Barbies are officially challenging you to an all-out
elimination tournament to finally settle our differences. We've
faced off plenty of times, and sure, each side has had its wins
and losses. We can accept that—unlike you.
What we can’t stand is what happens afterward. We get it—rubbing
a loss in someone’s face is part of the game. But you Wannabees?
You're not just sore losers; you’re ungrateful winners. Your
cheap double and triple teaming is pathetic, and we’re done
putting up with it.
So here’s the deal: The Barbies are challenging your cowardly
squad to an elimination tournament until only one woman is left
standing. And here’s the kicker—after each loss, your losers
will hand over your training bras to be proudly displayed in our
trophy case.
We know this is asking a lot, and we fully expect you to chicken
out like the little girls you are. But if by some miracle you
grow a spine and decide to take us on, we’ll gladly beat you
down and take your tops as trophies. In fact, we’re so confident
we’ll destroy you that we’ve already expanded our trophy case to
accommodate all the tops you’ll be handing over.
The rules are simple: There will be 16 fights in the unforgiving
steel cage. The losers? They’re out and ****. The winners get
reseeded and go another round. This could go until there’s only
one woman left standing, but let’s be real—the Barbies will
probably wipe you out in just a couple of rounds.
Below are our challenges. We don’t really expect you to accept,
but if you’re foolish enough to want to play with the big girls,
then step up and let’s see what you’re really made of.
- Bella Hadid vs. Darcie Lynn Farmer
From what I've seen, I'm not the least bit impressed. I’ll be
shocked if you’re still standing after the first round.
- Bella Thorne vs. Mackenzie Ziegler
I can’t wait to beat you again. If you thought our oil wrestling
match was a nightmare, just wait until I get you in the cage.
You won’t know what hit you.
- Emily Ratajkowski vs. Madison Pettis
Your reign over us ends in the cage. Sure, you can oil wrestle,
but let’s face it—you’re one of the worst cage fighters in UCC
history.
- Gigi Hadid vs. Jayden Bartels
I’m looking forward to taking down the so-called leader of the
Wannalosers. You won’t be leading anyone when I’m done with you.
- Jordyn Jones vs. Olivia Sanabia
You may have gotten lucky in a Pugo stick fight, but in the
cage? Your ass is getting kicked, and you won’t be so smug when
I’m done.
- Kendall Jenner vs. Sadie Sink
It’s time for a real beating from one of the best fighters in
the UCC. I’ll even give you a free shot—hell, maybe two. It
won’t matter.
- Kristen Stewart vs. Francesca Capaldi
I thoroughly enjoyed seeing you sprawled out after I knocked you
out in thee ring. I’m an even better cage fighter, so guess
what? You’re in for another serious beating.
- Madelyn Cline vs. Elle Fanning
You’re pale and soft—you’ll be lucky to survive my opening
blows. Don’t expect any mercy.
- Miley Cyrus vs. Madisyn Shipman
Everyone knows you got lucky when you beat me in the phone
booth. Round two will be in the cage, and this time you’ll pay
for being a dirty little b!tch.
- Olivia Holt vs. Cree Cicchino
You may be the talk of the UCC, but you haven’t won anything.
I’m a three-time title holder—let’s be real, you know where this
is going.
- Olivia Dunne vs. Maddie Ziegler
Kylie’s finally letting me show everyone what I’m made of, and
guess what? When I looked at your roster, your name stuck out as
the number one jobber. You’re going down.
- Paris Berelc vs. Genevieve Hannelius
Remember our kickboxing match, or did I kick you too hard in the
head for you to remember? Just plan on losing your little
training bra—if you can even call it that.
- Sammi Hanratty vs. Brec Bassinger
Best friends turned bitter rivals—it all ends in the cage, and
guess what? It’s the end of the road for you. And if you want to
fight it out in lingerie, I’ve got something special for you.
- Shay Mitchell vs. Juliana Grace LeBlanc
Flat-chested little girls with big mouths do not fare well in
the UCC cage, just saying. You’re about to learn that the hard
way.
- Vanessa Hudgens vs. Jenna Ortega
You may have gotten lucky and beat me in our apartment wrestling
match, but this is cage fighting, sweet cheeks. This time,
you’re in way over your head.
- Zendaya Coleman vs. Anna Cathcart
Three wins versus 38. Need I say more? You’re a joke, and I’m
going to show everyone just how pathetic you really are.
We'll be waiting to see if you have the got the guts sto face
off against some real women. Just remember to tighten up those
training bras and get ready to get you butts kicked.
The Badass Barbies
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Re: Barbies Challenge The Wannalosers
DIR By: The Wannabees
Date: September 3, 2024, 7:11 pm
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We gladly accept and once the ladies have stopped pissing
themselves with laughter they will respond individually to the
Creampuff Barbies.
Wannabee Management Team
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