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Fight 05 Ana de Armas vs Kayla Erin
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: July 16, 2024, 12:06 pm
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Match 05
Ana de Armas – World of Fight vs Kayla Erin – The Queens of
Cosplay
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Pre-Fight Weigh-in:
Joe Rogan: Welcome, UCC fans! We're gearing up for our fourth
match in the oil pit and so far we have seen some incredible
action. Tonight, we have a thrilling showdown between actress
Ana de Armas and Cosplay Queen Kayla Erin. This match promises
to be not only a clash of careers but also a stark contrast in
fighting styles.
Ana makes her way to the scales dressed in baggy gray sweats and
a pullover hoodie. She waves to the fans, all smiles, as she
steps up. Pulling off her hoodie and stepping out of her baggy
sweats, Ana reveals a skimpy blue triangle bikini top and a very
sheer thong, leaving very little to the imagination. The crowd
falls silent at first but then erupts in cheers as Ana steps
onto the scales, which come to rest at 121 lbs. She takes a seat
to the left of the podium.
Kayla is all business as she heads down the aisle. She pulls off
her shirt and spandex pants, revealing a tight sports bra and
matching yoga shorts. Her toned body and defined abs and thigh
muscles are on full display as she steps onto the scale, which
reads 124 lbs. After stepping off, she takes a seat to the right
of Joe Rogan.
Joe: Lets start with the challenger. Ana, what made you
challenge Kayla? This seems like a strange pairing.
Ana: When Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton, the Co-Stable
Leaders form World of Fight, let me enter the Baby Oil Brawl, I
knew I had to make a good choice. I've seen Kayla fight a few
times and was very impressed with her grappling skills.
Joe: OK, but what does that have to do with Oil Wrestling?
Ana: Let me get to that, Joe. There is no doubt that Oil
Wrestling and MMA are different. Everyone knows that but they do
have some similarities. When we get into the 3rd,4th, and 5th
rounds a lot of the ladies in the UCC get covered in sweat. I
know it's not glamorous but when it happens it's really hard to
control your opponent especially when fighting in close.
Joe: I see but are they really as slippery as someone covered in
baby oil?
Ana: Maybe not but they are still hard to control. I feel that
if I get good at wrestling in the oil that most of my UCC
opponents will be easier to control in the clinch or on the
ground.
Joe: I guess I can see your point but you still haven't answered
my question. Why Kayla?
Ana: She about my height and weight and like all of the dress up
queens, she can wrestle. She has really strong legs and a solid
core. Traits that all good oil wrestlers have.
Joe: But can she wrestle in the oil?
Ana: My guess is that she is really good and that is why I
challenged her. I need to see if I can compete against a great
wrestler when covered in oil. If I can bear her then it will
give me confidence in the cage.
Joe: That pretty high praise for your opponent. What if you're
correct and she comes out and kicks your butt?
Ana: That could easily happen but win or lose I'm going to get a
lot out of fighting Kayla.
Joe: Kayla, were you surprised to be called out by Ana?
Kayla: To be perfectly honest I had no idea this event was even
happening.
Joe: It's been all over the sports shows and featured in Sports
Illustrated.
Kayla: Yeah, I know that now but at the time I was like what the
hell. I just figured that Kylie Jenner came up with another
event that will net her a couple mil.
Joe: But were you surprised to be challenged?
Kayla: By Ana de Armas. Absolutely. I've seen her on the big
screen and watched her in the cage a couple of times but for her
to challenge me to an oil wrestling bout came out of left field.
I was like if this girl wants to wrestle me then what the hell,
I can teach her a lesson, I guess.
Joe: Your stable is absolutely on fire winning 5 out of 6 fights
in Miami with you getting your 2nd straight win. Are we going to
see the Queens of Cosplay making some title runs?
Kayla: My last two fights were challenging. Chiara Ferragni gave
me all I could handle and Vanessa Marano never gives in. To come
away with two decisions like those took a lot out of me but when
thy raise your hands it;s all worth it. I'll have the same
feeling tonight after whoop her ass in the oil.
Joe: Ana has shown a lot of respect for your wrestling prowess
and challenged you because she felt you would be a worthy
opponent. Do you feel that disrespecting her is smart?
Kayla: She says that now but when she challenged me she was
talking a big game. Something about stripping me naked. I'm not
sure what she was rambling on about. We'll just get in the ring
and once I kick her ass then she'll go back to her little
European stable and drink lattes and snack on scones or whatever
the high class Europeans do.
Joe: You do know that Ana is Cuban, right.
Kayla: I do now. I always thought that she was some pretentious
French or Spanish actress. Good for her.
Joe: What if she comes out and beats you. There is a stipulation
that the winner gets the losers top. Are you willing to stand in
front of the crowd without your top on?
Kayla: Listen, if she beats me then I'll gladly hand over my top
and she can parade me around the whole damn arena if she wants
but trust me, that's not going to happen.
Joe: From what I've seen, going **** won't be a problem for
either of you.
Kayla: So you did some research,huh. Are you cyber-stalking us,
Joe? Collecting **** of us on your phone? Ewwww!
Joe: No, well, no. It all over the internet so it's not like I'm
stalking you. Anyway, best of luck to both of you.
Fight Night:
The spotlight picks up Ana de Armas as she makes her way to the
pit. She is accompanied by teammates Olga Kurylenko and Penelope
Cruz. She makes it to her corner and dons her robe and is
wearing a dark blue bikini. Her hair is hanging on her shoulders
in long tight braids. The crowd goes crazy as Ana steps into the
pit and rubs oil on her tight body.
Kayla enter the arena and is escorted by Ana Mia and Jessica
Nigri. She makes her way to her corner waving to her adoring
fans who have come out in droves. She drops her robe and is
dressed up as a sexy rainbow bikini. Her fans immediately start
screaming while the rest of the crowd stares in awe of her
curvaceous muscular body. She kneels down and cups some oil then
slowly and seductively cover her body making sure that her full
breasts get extra special attention.
The Alodiae for tonight's bout is Alodia Gosiengfiao. Thee crowd
seems a bit bewildered but thee cosplay fans start screaming as
they recognize Alodia as on of the top players in the world.
Ana seems oblivious at first but as soon as Alodia huddles up
with Jessica and Ana she starts to get suspicious. Penelope
quickly googles Alodia and starts complaining to officials but
her complaints fall on deaf ears as they are convinced that
Alodia will be impartial.
When the chaos settles, Alodia brings the fighters to the middle
of the pit and goes over the rules. Both nod in agreement and
she sends them back to their corners. Ana reaches out with her
right hand and Kayla reluctantly gives her a fist bump.
Ana: Thank you for accepting this challenge. Let's have some fun
tonight and give the fans a real treat.
Kayla is unsure of Ana's motives but gives her a thumbs up.
Kayla: Fine by me. Let's do this then.
Round 1:
They come out of their corners looking like complete newbies to
the oil as both are having trouble keeping their feet under them
as they reach and grab at each other. Neither is able to get
control of the other as they circle each other in a clumsy
awkward fashion. Finally they get in close and wrap their arms
around each other and immediately tumble to the mat. Kayla is
first to regain her balance and fights her way on top. She leans
forward pinning Ana's shoulders to the mat as the ref glides in.
ONE! . . TWO! . . TH . . . Ana manages to push her way out as
Kayla falls on her chest.
Ana quickly rolls Kayla on her back then sits up on her heaving
chest. ONE! . . TWO . . Kayla kicks her legs and lifts hr hips
forcing Ana to slip over her chest but when Ana comes to a stop,
she is laying across Kayla's face. Ana bears her body down and
the ref start the count. ONE! . . TWO! . . .THRE . . Kayla rolls
to the side knocking Ana off but the World of Fight brunette is
once again on top of Kayla who is spending a ton of energy
trying to keep Ana away.
Ana rolls Kayla on her back, slips off to the side then hooks
her left leg and pulls back until it is resting tightly on her
chest. ONE! . . .TWO! . . THREE!. Ana releases the leg and gets
back to her knees. She reaches over to Kayla and sticks out her
hand.
Ana: That was **** awesome. This is so much fun.
Kayla, not enjoying being pinned, wipes the oil out of her eyes
and gets to her feet.
The ref slaps her hands and the second fall is on. Kayla,
starting to get her balance moves towards Ana but the brunette
has also gotten her balance and is one steep ahead keeping away
from the powerful blonde. Finally, Kayla gets a solid grip on
the brunette. She locks her arms around Ana's chest and hoists
her off her feet then slams her to the mat. They land with a
loud splat with Kayla on top. She hooks Ana's right legs, lifts
it up in the air then leans forward pinning Ana's ankle to the
mat. ONE! . . TWO! . . . THREE!.
Kayla looks a bit relieved as she backs away and soaks in the
adoration of her fans. She looks back to her corner, gives
Jessica a wink then turns to face Ana who is already up to the
Cosplay Queen with that damn right hand out.
Ana: That was an awesome move. You're going to have to teach me
that one.
Kayla: I'm not teaching you anything except how to lose.
Ana: That was still an awesome move.
Alodia: Come on Kayla, let's go.
Kayla finally shakes Ana's hand and receives a hug from the
World of Fight brunette. Kayla creates some distance then raises
her guard as the third fall is under way. Kayla barrels forward
but slips and her body rolls into Ana taking out her legs from
under her. Ana cartwheels onto her back and Kayla is on her. She
slides up on Ana then places her hands on the brunettes
shoulders. ONE! . . TWO! . . .TH . Ana twists her body lifting
her shoulder but Kayla doubles her efforts then places each knee
on a shoulder using her entire 124 lbs to pin the Cuban Actress.
Kayla ignores Ana's pleas and slides forward until she is
sitting on Ana;s chest and her shins are pinning Ana's biceps.
Ana: Ouchie! Ouchie! My arms!
ONE! . . .TWO . . THRE . . . Again, Ana proves to be difficult
to pin as she bucks and squirms until her shoulder is off the
mat. Ana reaches out, grabs a handful of Kayla's hair and pulls
her down her lithe legs ensnaring around Kayla's neck. Ana locks
her ankles and straightens her legs. Kayla's face start turning
shades of red as Ana's thighs are digging into the sides of her
neck. Ana digs her right elbow into the mat, raises her hips and
starts pumping her legs. Kayla helplessly pumps her fists into
Ana's rock hard thighs but the pressure is increasing and
Kayla's head feels like it is going to pop.
Kayla: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Kayla slaps the back of her hand on the mat as Ana releases the
head scissors. Kayla backs away rubbing her neck.
Kayla: What the ****!
A concerned Ana slips her way over to Kayla.
Ana: I'm so sorry. Are you going to be OK? I didn't realize that
my legs were so strong.
Kayla shoves Ana off to the side while she rotates her head
rubbing both sides of her neck.
Ana: Do you need a break?
Kayla is now fuming as she can see right through Ana whose
sincerity is all a ruse.
Kayla: I'm fine you little b!tch! Just get ready.
With less than a minute left and Ana leading 2 to 1, both women
take is easy as they circle each other making minor feints but
neither willing to engage. The ref tells them to fight but the
bell sounds ending the first round.
Ana seems concerned and follows Kayla to her corner but Jessica
Nigri jumps in the pit and cuts her off.
Ana: Is Kayla going to be alright?
Jessica: Go back your **** corner and worry about yourself. Olga
Kurylenko steps in and threatens Jessica then takes Ana back to
her corner.
Olga: You make stupid **** pay. Use submission I show you until
you make dress up lady cry like little ****. I'll take car of
the rest.
Ana nods her head as Penelope wipes the oil from her eyes and
lets her sip on a chunk of ice. Kayla is still upset as she
feels that Ana has duped her and that innocent act is all a
bunch of ****.
Jessica: You worry about her submission moves. It looks like
she's been doing her homework. Keep her on her back and use your
weight to keep her pinned. Once you wear her down the pins will
come.
Kayla still looks upset.
Jessica: They will come, I promise.
Round 2:
Ana reaches out and offer her right hand.
Ana: No hard feeling I hope. I won't use the head scissors
again, I promise.
Kayla: Just shut up the hell up and wrestle.
Kayla reaches out and grabs Ana by the bun ripping out the white
tie that holds her hair together. She throws it out of the pit
then dives forward wrapping her arms around Ana's legs. She
tackles the World of Fight Brunette to the mat then powers her
way on top. Kayla goes for the pin but Ana proves hard to
control as she uses her quickness to slip out of each attempt.
The frustration is mounting as Kayla is in complete control but
unable to get the count past 2.
Kayla: Stay still you slippery little twat!
Ana continues to fight from the bottom and by the mid point of
the round it's Kayla who is wearing down. Ana's legs shoot up
and wrap tightly around Kayla's midsection. She tucks her right
ankle under her left calf and traps Kayla in a tight body
triangle. At first Kayla continues to press down looking for a
pin but after Ana tightens the body triangle, Kayla's breaths
are coming in short spurts as Ana's thighs start digging into
Kayla's sides. Kayla lets out some loud moans as Ana refuses to
let up.
Kayla is clearly in agony as the lock cinches tighter and
tighter until she repeatedly taps out. Ana releases her grip and
roll away from Kayla who quickly sucks in some much needed air
and gingerly rubs her sides.
Kayla: **** ****!
Ana doesn't bother to see if her opponent is OK as she wipes her
brow and readies herself for the next fall. Ana motions Kayla in
bouncing on her toes her feet solid as the oil oozes between her
toes.
Ana: Come on, Kayla. There is still time for another fall.
Kayla, still aching from the body triangle braces herself as Ana
steeps in close. Kayla's arms shoot out but Ana steps to the
side then WHACK! Ana's open palm cracks into Kayla's cheek. She
stumbles on her back foot when another slap jars her head in the
opposite direction. Kayla is seeing stars and her knees wobble
and before she can gain her footing she finds herself pinned on
her back with Ana perched on her ample chest. Kayla groans as
Ana's firm butt bounces up and down on her breasts flattening
them out until the are about to break free from her top.
Kayla instinctively rolls on her stomach and tucks her head into
her chest rolling up in a defensive shell. Ana manages to snake
her arms in close to Kayla's sides then pulls back locking Kayla
in a full nelson. Ana leans back and locks the toned legs around
Kayla's sore sides and locks on another body triangle. Kayla
moans as her sides are on fire once again and her arms are being
pulled out of their sockets.
Ana releases the body triangle and places the balls of her feet
into Kayla's thighs and pulls back until Kayla's legs are spread
wide. She leans back stretching Kayla backwards pressing her
head forward until her face is tucked into her own breasts. Ana
arches her back and pulls back as the Cosplay Queen closes her
yes and grits her teeth. Ana places her lips next to Kayla's
ears and whispers.
Ana: Am I hurting you? I can stop you know.
Kayla is trapped in the reverse grapevine unable to twist her
way out but simply refuses to let Ana get the better of her. Ana
pulls her legs out to the side spreading Kayla until her inner
thighs are burning. Again, Ana leans in and whispers.
Ana: How about now?
Kayla: **** off!
Ana smiles as she brings her arms in tight popping Kayla's
shoulders and pushing her head further into her breasts. She
releases the leg spread, lifts her feet and alternately drives
the balls of her feet into Kayla's unprotected belly. It's
simply too much for Kayla and while she is unable to tap out she
cries out hr submission.
Kayla: Ref! Ref! Tap! I QUIT!
Ana uncoils her arms and releases her legs then rolls Kayla off
to the side. Ana takes a commanding 4 to 1 lead and it looks
like Kayla may have had enough as she rolls onto her side and a
steady stream tears start running down her cheeks. Ana Mia and
Jessica Nigri are having words as Ana Mia feels that the fights
is over and Jessica is trying to convince her otherwise.
The Alodiae isn't about to show any patience and goes over to
the Queens of Cosplay corner and gives them an ultimatum. Kayla
has 10 seconds to get ready or she forfeits the bout. Jessica
gets her way and Kayla, still breathing hard, readies herself
for the final 30 seconds. Ana Mia raises her hands in disgust
while Jessica is cheering on Kayla.
Ana feints to the left, waits for Kayla to respond then kicks
her legs out from underneath her. Kayla gets dumped to the mat
and Ana sails through the air, her arms spread wide and her body
prone to the ground and comes splashing down in Kayla. The body
splash jackknifes Kayla in two her head and legs shooting up
while Ana lays on hr body. The ref counts to 3 without Kayla
moving a muscle. Ana gets off and watches as Kayla's hands go to
her battered belly trying to gently rub out the pain. Ana is
almost feeling bad but she can't help playing the good girl and
bends over and starts rubbing Kayla's tummy. Jessica is furious
with the way her teammate is being treated and enters the pit
but before she can reach out for Ana, Olga Kurylenko jumps on
her back and tackles her to the ground. Penelope Cruz and Ana
Mia start trading blows out side the pit while Jessica and Olga
punch, slap, scratch, and kick each other. Security breaks up
the melee and when the oil settles, Penelope has been opened up
and is bleeding profusely from her nose and lips. Jessica is
almost out on her feet as Olga had her in a rear naked choke and
was a few seconds from making her black out.
Ana goes back and kneels alongside Kayla and bends over and once
again, whispers something in her ear. Kayla is fighting back
tears but has enough left to land a backhand across Ana's face.
The ref, catching the blow out of the corner of her eye, rushes
over deducts a point away from Kayla. As the ref is explaining
her decision to the officials, Ana waits for the ref to turn hr
back then drives her left knee deep into Kayla's exposed belly.
Ana sneaks back to her corner and with less than 10 seconds left
in the round, the ref send both fighters to their corners. Ana
has a commanding 5-1 lead.
Round 3:
Ana comes out of her corner, reaches out and grabs a handful of
hair and whips Kayla to the mat sending her crashing in the pit
rail. Kayla rolls over on her hands and knees and before she can
get to her feet, Ana steps in front of her and places a leg on
each side of head and locks in a standing head scissors. In most
instances a hold like this is easily defended but Kayla is so
spent that she can barely defend herself. Ana grabs the back of
her head and starts twisting pulling up on her blonde locks
forcing Kayla to tap out on her leg.
Ana leads 6 falls to 1 and Kayla gets to her knees and can
barely keep herself up. Ana circles behind Kayla, laces her
fingers under her throat then sits down hard on her back. Ana
pulls back until Kayla back is arched back and her arms are
resting on Ana's thighs. With the Camel Clutch locked in tight,
Ana decides to play with her opponent. She pulls back on Kayla's
disheveled blonde hair then slams her face into the oil. Ana
pulls back and again slams her face forward this time pushing on
the back of her head rubbing her face into the oily mat. Kayla's
body is now almost limp as her arms rest on Ana's knees and her
eyes are closed. One final slam and it's all over. Kayla is done
and barely moving as Ana Mia throws in the towel.
In one of the most lopsided fights in UCC special event history.
Ana de Armas beat Kayla Erin 7 falls to 1. To everyone's
surprise, Kayla is on her feet for the final decision and after
the ref raises Ana's hand, Kayla rears back and punts Ana square
in the crotch. The crowd gasps at the audacious move but Kayla
still slumped at the shoulders exits the pit while Ana is
doubled over, her hands covering her aching privates.
Post Fight:
Joe Rogan has to wait a few minutes as Ana's privates are still
throbbing. After she regains her composure she walks over to
Joe.
Ana: What a fight.
Joe: I was just about to say the same thing. You really came out
and took the fight to Kayla. I really don't think she was
expecting that.
Ana: Well, she should have. Any time you get into the cage,
ring, or an oil pit like this, you have to be ready to give 100
percent or results like this can happen and it you're not ready
you can embarrass yourself.
Joe: Are you saying that Kayla didn't give 100%?
Ana: She fought her poor little heart out and I appreciate her
effort. It was a great opportunity for me to hone in my
wrestling skills against a really top flight opponent.
Joe: Now I want to get into something that may come across as a
little controversial. Did you trick Kayla into thinking that you
didn't know how to oil wrestle?
Ana: Why would I do a thing like that to Kayla. I respect her as
a fighter and a person. I would never trick or bait anyone into
thinking that I'm not exactly who I am. Geeze, you must think
poorly of me.
Joe: Absolutely not but it sure felt like you acted all innocent
and didn't know how to oil wrestle when in fact you looked like
a seasoned pro.
Ana: I did practice. In fact I trained a lot but that's what
professional fighters do. They train, Joe.
Joe: OK but you looked a bit clumsily at first then as the match
wore on you all of a sudden became this incredible submission
artist.
Ana: That's how fights work, Joe. You study your opponent, feel
her out and find her weaknesses, then make adjustments and
hopefully they work out.
Joe: Well, you're really good at it I guess but I'm sure Kayla
has a different opinion.
Ana: Because she lost? I sure hope not because like I said, I
like Kayla and I lik The Queens of Cosplay. Kayla is an
excellent fighter.
Joe: You seemed to be concerned with Kayla's well being after
submitting her with a head scissors. What did you say to her
after she tapped out?
Ana: I just wanted to know if she was OK. I had her head trapped
between my thighs and it was pretty tight. She wouldn't tap out
so I might have put on a little too much pressure. I was hoping
I didn't break anything.
Joe: You also whispered in her ear a few times. What were you
saying to her?
Ana: Again, I just wanted to make sure she was doing OK and was
able to continue. I tried shaking her hand many times but I
guess she was caught up in the fight. No hurt feelings on my
part.
Joe: Did you feel that her corner should have thrown in the
towel in the 3rd?
Ana: That's totally up to them. She wasn't putting up much of a
fight so it was probably a good decision. Like I said before, I
rally didn't want to hurt her.
Joe: Kayla had some issues with you after the fight. She made it
to her feet for the official decision then punted you between
the legs. Do you think it was because you tricked her into
thinking you couldn't oil wrestle.
Ana: Drop it, Joe. I came into the fight looking to better
myself. I ended up winning and that's all there is to it so I'd
appreciate it if you'd quite calling me a cheater. I try and do
the right thing and this is what happens. Maybe I should have
been a real **** and really beat her up. I think we're done
here, Joe.
Joe: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner in dominating fashion.
Ana de Armas!
Written by the Badass Barbies
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