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Fight 11 Jennifer Lopez vs Jennifer Garner
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: January 10, 2024, 2:46 am
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Fight #10
Challenger Jennifer Lopez - Strikeforce
5' 5”
139 lbs
37C-27-37
Age: 54
vs
Jennifer Garner – Lost Wildcats
5' 8”
134 lbs
37B-27-35
Age: 51
10 – 3 minute rounds
MGM Grand
Las Vegas, Nevada
Referee: Terri Hatcher
HTML https://i.imgur.com/mWnu9kw.png
Pre-Fight:
The lights are still dimmed as the stage crew gets everything
ready for our next bout featuring Strikeforce fighter Jennifer
Lopez and Lost Wildcats fighter Jennifer Garner. We join Joe
Rogan at ringside where he is awaiting the lights to shine and
for Bruce Buffer to make his appearance.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen. We are here at ringside
with Joe Rogan so without further ado here is Joe.
Joe: Thanks a ton Bruce, I don’t know where my announcing
partner for this bout is so maybe someone will show up after our
introductions. Bruce back to you.
Bruce: Okay Joe lets get it started. First off fighting out of
the Lost Wildcats stable, looking svelte and athletic standing
at 5 feet 8 inches and weighing in at 134 pounds. Here is the
lovely Jennifer Garner.
Jennifer makes her way to the ring followed by her Lost Wildcats
team including Katherine McNamara who has her ribs wrapped
carefully. As Jennifer slides into the ring and confidently
struts around showing off her incredible body, Katherine goes
over and sits down next to Joe who looks a bit surprised but
happy to see Miss McNamara. Katherine even with her ribs tightly
wrapped looks absolutely amazing as Joe pulls a chair out and
for her to join him.
Joe: We will talk in a few minutes. Lets let Bruce finish.
Bruce: And from the Strikeforce organization, standing an
incredible 5 feet 5 inches and weighing an impressive 139
pounds. help me welcome in the lovely Latino herself Jennifer
Lopez.
As Bruce makes his exit from the ring and heads over towards
Joe, Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale lead the robed Latino and
her other teammates into the ring where Julianne and Ashley hold
the ropes to allow Jennifer to slide under the ropes and even
more confidently struts around the ring before stepping into
Miss Garner’s face and confronting the popular Wildcats fighter.
The two exchanged a few choice words before Jlo shoved Jen
Garner and suddenly the two Heavyweight fighters begin
exchanging punches. Security moves in and gets the two
separated but not before Jlo headbutts Jen in the forehead. Jen
staggers as blood erupts from her busted nose and a small cut on
her forehead. Jen is helped to her corner where the medic moves
in to check the dazed Wildcat out to see if she was capable of
boxing Jlo.
Joe: Well Katherine, it looks like we have a few seconds to
spare give us and your fans an update.
Katherine McNamara: Thanks Joe, I hope that I still have
friends after my disappointing showing in my initial boxing
match against Madeline Petsch. Of course it didn't go as
planned.
Joe: I am sure that you have gained even more fans after that
bout against Madeline. Anyway why have you joined us tonight.
Katherine: Well Joe I heard that you didn’t have an announcing
partner for this bout and I thought that since I am a little
hurt right now, I would volunteer my services for this bout. I
hope that I did not overstep my bounds,
Joe: Its no problem Katherine. I see that our referee Teri
Hatcher is calling everyone over so I hope that means that we
are about to get underway here. So before that happens how are
you feeling.
Katherine: I have been better but this is an unfortunate fact of
this sport. You get hurt but I will recover and be back better
than ever.
Teri comes over and informs Joe that the bout would start in a
minute. And that Jen was okay to go.
Katherine: That is good to hear. Jen is a great fighter and she
doesn’t back down from a fight so I guess that its time to get
this going. Go Jen.
Joe: Everyone looks ready but Jen’s outfit is splattered with
blood I hope that the medic is right about letting Jen go.
Anyway Katherine we will get in a question or two between rounds
if all goes well.
Round 1:
The bell sounds and Jlo charges in and begins absolutely
pummeling Jen. Jen fights back with all she has and gets in some
nice head punches that has Jlo backing up a step but she lands a
huge haymaker punch that puts Jen on her back for an 8 count
that gives Jen a few seconds to get herself together. Teri
motions for the bout to continue and Jen moves in careful with a
couple of very stiff jabs that kept Jlo at a distance. Jen
danced around making it hard for Jlo to make contact with any
good punches. Jlo though kept moving in and slamming punches
into Jen who fell back against the ropes and was forced to
clinch up with Jlo. Teri had to break the two apart and warn
both fighters about clinching and when she motioned for the bout
to continue Jlo threw a huge left hook at Jen’s face knocking
her back into the ropes but Jen was saved by the bell. Jen’s
nose begins to bleed again and the cut on on her forehead has
deepened and blood is spilling from the wound. Jlo wins the
round 10-8 and leads the card.
Joe: So Katherine, what did you see there.
Katherine: Joe I saw Jlo fighting a little dirty that is
uncalled for. Jen though will get by and make this a fight.
Joe: Good insight. I hope you are able to stick around with us
so we can talk more,
Katherine: Absolutely Joe. I would love to sit here with you so
we can talk and I can clear the air from some misinformation.
Joe: looking forward to it. I think that Teri is checking Jen
out to make sure she can go and I expect this bout to continue.
Round 2:
The bell sounds and Jlo bounces out of her corner looking to end
the fight but Jen batters Jlo with some quick but heavy body
punches to her ribs. Jlo staggers but stays on her feet and
gets in a couple of jabs and then drives Jen forcefully into the
ropes where Jen has to clinch Jlo to stay on her feet. The two
struggle there for several long seconds and were doing some
minor damage with short rabbit punches. Teri watches diligently
but the two were still throwing short punches and not in a full
on clinch. Both corners cheered their fighters on and neither
fighter was giving an inch. Finally after almost 2 minutes of
this, Jlo bore down on Jen and had her halfway through the
middle rope before Teri moved in to call for the break. Jlo
though held firm and refused to back away until with less than
15 seconds left in the round, Jen fell through the ropes and Jlo
fell through nearly on top of her and that ignited both girls
tempers as they fell into the Judges table which spilled both
girls to the floor and into a wild fight on the floor. Security
leaped into action and got the two separated but not before both
girls had scored numerous punches and blood was streaming down
both girls faces. When order was restored Both girls had lost a
point for the action on the floor and both teams were warned to
calm down or they would be taken back to the locker rooms. Both
corners go to work on their fighter trying feverishly to clean
the two up and get them ready for the next round. Jlo wins the
round 9-8 and now leads 19-16 on the card.
Joe: Well that was quite a scene.
Katherine: you are right about that Joe, Jennifer does not back
down from anyone. Jlo is lucky that Jen was not able to get in
more punches.
Joe: We will see where this goes.
Round 3:
The bell sounds to begin round 3 and Jen comes out looking the
fresher of the two as she begins working a series of
combinations. Jlo falls back against the ropes and gets an arm
around Jen and quickly overpowers Jen and drives her into the
ropes. Jen not wanting to end up on the floor again hammer’s
Jlo’s body and forces her backwards. Jlo keeps the pressure on
using jabs to force Jen to keep moving and not set herself for
more powerful punches. The round drags by with both girls
working hard to hurt one another. Teri keeps warning both
fighters about clinching and has to separate the two when the
bell sounds to end the round. Jen wins the round 10-9 but still
is behind on the card 28-16
Joe: That was a better round for both girls. They kept it clean
and used their boxing skills quite well.
Katherine: I saw both girls use great foot work especially Jen
who has ot be at her best if she wants to continue to compete in
this match.
Joe: You seem to know quite a bit about boxing, where does this
come from.
Katherine: Well I don’t let it be well known but I have been
doing some boxing training for several years, Helps my overall
strength and footwork.
Joe: I need to know more but the bell is about to ring and Jen
is already on her feet, Katharine McPhee wipes some blood from
Jen’s face before sending her back to battle.
Round 4:
The two come out ready to go but Jlo is slow to get started and
Jen clocks her with a big combination that staggers Jlo who
falls back into the ropes and Jen follows her in with a big
overhand left that nearly takes Jlo’s head off. Jen keeps the
pressure on and Jlo has to clinch Jen to keep her footing. Jlo
lands a glancing hook to the side of Jen’s head and more blood
begins to stream down her forehead and down her cheek. Jlo
shoves Jen backwards and drives her hard into the ropes. Jen
throws some wild punches at Jlo but Jlo has already closed in
landing some brutally heavy punches to Jen’s body. The referee
looks ready to stop the action as Jen looks a little wobbly on
her feet but she hears the cries of the Aries stable to let them
continue. Teri lets the action continue but watches carefully
as Jen opens up with a brutal series of her own at Jlo’s body.
Jens punches land with growing confidence and power but Jlo
continues to move in with brute force trying to literally throw
Jen out of the ring. Then Jen lands a tremendous overhand punch
and Jlo goes down. After a stunning 8 count, the action
continues and Jen backs Jlo into the ropes landing jabs and
keeping Jlo at bay. Jlo wants to land a big punch but Jen moves
too quickly as she lands a jab and dances away before Jlo can
retaliate. Finally the bell sounds to end the round and both
girls return to their corners with blood streaming from small
cuts on their faces. Jen wins the round 10-9 but is still a
point down at 37-36.
Katherine: Great action from both that round but Jen definitely
had the better punches.
Joe: I agree lets see what the next round brings.
Round 5:
The bell sounds and Jen moves in throwing some great
combinations that send Jlo back into the ropes and Jen hammers
her with a combination of left and right hooks to the body. Jlo
is struggling now and can only throw a weak series of punches
that Jen easily blocks away. Jlo still has a good bit of power
left and Jen plays it very careful and not take any chances.
Jen works inside Jlo’s power and drains her opponents strength
and energy with her quicker combinations until Jlo stumbles and
drops to her knees. Teri issues the standing 8 count and lets
the bout continue. This did not last much longer when Jlo
landed a punch to Jen’s face causing more blood to begin
streaming from her nose and the cut on her right cheek. Jen
unleashed a barrage of punches to Jlo’s body and Jlo collapsed
unable to continue. Teri is calling it quits and we have our
winner.
Katherine: Well now that was an ending.
Joe: You can say that again. How did it happen is what I want
to know. Jen took a lot of punishment early on in this fight and
somehow she survived to win this battle.
Katherine: Jlo can barely stand, She needs help from the ring.
As Jlo is helped from the ring Bruce Buffer enters the ring
ready for the official announcement.
Bruce: Ladies and Gentlemen we have our winner here at 3:55 of
the 5th round here is your winner, Jennifer Garner
Jennifer’s arms are raised in victory and she is led back to the
locker rooms.
Joe: I guess that she needed to get cleaned up.
Katherine: You are probably right Joe, she got pretty bloody out
there. It was not a pretty fight and definitely not for the
faint of heart.
Joe: Anyway Katherine thanks for joining us tonight. It has
been fun working with you for this match.
Katherine: It has been my pleasure Joe. You are a true
professional. Maybe I can come back later and we can talk more.
Joe: Anytime you want to join us you are welcome. Best of luck
in your continued recovery and your next battle in the UCC.
Written by the Lost Wildcats
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