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Fight 11 Jennifer Lopez vs Jennifer Garner
By: BadAssBunnies Date: January 10, 2024, 2:46 am
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[font=times new roman]Fight #10[/font]
[font=times new roman]Challenger Jennifer Lopez -
Strikeforce[/font]
[font=times new roman]5' 5” [/font]
[font=times new roman]139 lbs[/font]
[font=times new roman]37C-27-37[/font]
[font=times new roman]Age: 54[/font]
[font=times new roman]vs [/font]
[font=times new roman]Jennifer Garner – Lost Wildcats[/font]
[font=times new roman]5' 8” [/font]
[font=times new roman]134 lbs[/font]
[font=times new roman]37B-27-35[/font]
[font=times new roman]Age: 51[/font]
[font=times new roman]10 – 3 minute rounds[/font]
[font=times new roman]MGM Grand [/font]
[font=times new roman]Las Vegas, Nevada[/font]
[font=times new roman]Referee: Terri Hatcher[/font]
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[font=times new roman]Pre-Fight:[/font]
[font=times new roman]The lights are still dimmed as the stage
crew gets everything ready for our next bout featuring
Strikeforce fighter Jennifer Lopez and Lost Wildcats fighter
Jennifer Garner. We join Joe Rogan at ringside where he is
awaiting the lights to shine and for Bruce Buffer to make his
appearance.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen. We
are here at ringside with Joe Rogan so without further ado here
is Joe.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Thanks a ton Bruce, I don’t know
where my announcing partner for this bout is so maybe someone
will show up after our introductions. Bruce back to you.
[/font]
[font=times new roman]Bruce: Okay Joe lets get it started.
First off fighting out of the Lost Wildcats stable, looking
svelte and athletic standing at 5 feet 8 inches and weighing in
at 134 pounds. Here is the lovely Jennifer Garner. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Jennifer makes her way to the ring
followed by her Lost Wildcats team including Katherine McNamara
who has her ribs wrapped carefully. As Jennifer slides into the
ring and confidently struts around showing off her incredible
body, Katherine goes over and sits down next to Joe who looks a
bit surprised but happy to see Miss McNamara. Katherine even
with her ribs tightly wrapped looks absolutely amazing as Joe
pulls a chair out and for her to join him.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: We will talk in a few minutes. Lets
let Bruce finish.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Bruce: And from the Strikeforce
organization, standing an incredible 5 feet 5 inches and
weighing an impressive 139 pounds. help me welcome in the
lovely Latino herself Jennifer Lopez. [/font]
[font=times new roman]As Bruce makes his exit from the ring and
heads over towards Joe, Julianne Hough and Ashley Tisdale lead
the robed Latino and her other teammates into the ring where
Julianne and Ashley hold the ropes to allow Jennifer to slide
under the ropes and even more confidently struts around the ring
before stepping into Miss Garner’s face and confronting the
popular Wildcats fighter. The two exchanged a few choice words
before Jlo shoved Jen Garner and suddenly the two Heavyweight
fighters begin exchanging punches. Security moves in and gets
the two separated but not before Jlo headbutts Jen in the
forehead. Jen staggers as blood erupts from her busted nose and
a small cut on her forehead. Jen is helped to her corner where
the medic moves in to check the dazed Wildcat out to see if she
was capable of boxing Jlo. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Well Katherine, it looks like we have
a few seconds to spare give us and your fans an update. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine McNamara: Thanks Joe, I hope
that I still have friends after my disappointing showing in my
initial boxing match against Madeline Petsch. Of course it
didn't go as planned.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: I am sure that you have gained even
more fans after that bout against Madeline. Anyway why have you
joined us tonight.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Well Joe I heard that you
didn’t have an announcing partner for this bout and I thought
that since I am a little hurt right now, I would volunteer my
services for this bout. I hope that I did not overstep my
bounds,[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Its no problem Katherine. I see that
our referee Teri Hatcher is calling everyone over so I hope that
means that we are about to get underway here. So before that
happens how are you feeling.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: I have been better but this is
an unfortunate fact of this sport. You get hurt but I will
recover and be back better than ever.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Teri comes over and informs Joe that the
bout would start in a minute. And that Jen was okay to
go.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: That is good to hear. Jen is a
great fighter and she doesn’t back down from a fight so I guess
that its time to get this going. Go Jen. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Everyone looks ready but Jen’s outfit
is splattered with blood I hope that the medic is right about
letting Jen go. Anyway Katherine we will get in a question or
two between rounds if all goes well.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Round 1: [/font]
[font=times new roman]The bell sounds and Jlo charges in and
begins absolutely pummeling Jen. Jen fights back with all she
has and gets in some nice head punches that has Jlo backing up a
step but she lands a huge haymaker punch that puts Jen on her
back for an 8 count that gives Jen a few seconds to get herself
together. Teri motions for the bout to continue and Jen moves
in careful with a couple of very stiff jabs that kept Jlo at a
distance. Jen danced around making it hard for Jlo to make
contact with any good punches. Jlo though kept moving in and
slamming punches into Jen who fell back against the ropes and
was forced to clinch up with Jlo. Teri had to break the two
apart and warn both fighters about clinching and when she
motioned for the bout to continue Jlo threw a huge left hook at
Jen’s face knocking her back into the ropes but Jen was saved by
the bell. Jen’s nose begins to bleed again and the cut on on
her forehead has deepened and blood is spilling from the wound.
Jlo wins the round 10-8 and leads the card.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: So Katherine, what did you see there.
[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Joe I saw Jlo fighting a little
dirty that is uncalled for. Jen though will get by and make
this a fight. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Good insight. I hope you are able to
stick around with us so we can talk more, [/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Absolutely Joe. I would love
to sit here with you so we can talk and I can clear the air from
some misinformation. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: looking forward to it. I think that
Teri is checking Jen out to make sure she can go and I expect
this bout to continue.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Round 2: [/font]
[font=times new roman]The bell sounds and Jlo bounces out of her
corner looking to end the fight but Jen batters Jlo with some
quick but heavy body punches to her ribs. Jlo staggers but
stays on her feet and gets in a couple of jabs and then drives
Jen forcefully into the ropes where Jen has to clinch Jlo to
stay on her feet. The two struggle there for several long
seconds and were doing some minor damage with short rabbit
punches. Teri watches diligently but the two were still
throwing short punches and not in a full on clinch. Both
corners cheered their fighters on and neither fighter was giving
an inch. Finally after almost 2 minutes of this, Jlo bore down
on Jen and had her halfway through the middle rope before Teri
moved in to call for the break. Jlo though held firm and
refused to back away until with less than 15 seconds left in the
round, Jen fell through the ropes and Jlo fell through nearly on
top of her and that ignited both girls tempers as they fell into
the Judges table which spilled both girls to the floor and into
a wild fight on the floor. Security leaped into action and got
the two separated but not before both girls had scored numerous
punches and blood was streaming down both girls faces. When
order was restored Both girls had lost a point for the action on
the floor and both teams were warned to calm down or they would
be taken back to the locker rooms. Both corners go to work on
their fighter trying feverishly to clean the two up and get them
ready for the next round. Jlo wins the round 9-8 and now leads
19-16 on the card.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Well that was quite a scene.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: you are right about that Joe,
Jennifer does not back down from anyone. Jlo is lucky that Jen
was not able to get in more punches. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: We will see where this goes.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Round 3: [/font]
[font=times new roman]The bell sounds to begin round 3 and Jen
comes out looking the fresher of the two as she begins working a
series of combinations. Jlo falls back against the ropes and
gets an arm around Jen and quickly overpowers Jen and drives her
into the ropes. Jen not wanting to end up on the floor again
hammer’s Jlo’s body and forces her backwards. Jlo keeps the
pressure on using jabs to force Jen to keep moving and not set
herself for more powerful punches. The round drags by with both
girls working hard to hurt one another. Teri keeps warning both
fighters about clinching and has to separate the two when the
bell sounds to end the round. Jen wins the round 10-9 but still
is behind on the card 28-16[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: That was a better round for both
girls. They kept it clean and used their boxing skills quite
well.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: I saw both girls use great foot
work especially Jen who has ot be at her best if she wants to
continue to compete in this match.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: You seem to know quite a bit about
boxing, where does this come from.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Well I don’t let it be well
known but I have been doing some boxing training for several
years, Helps my overall strength and footwork.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: I need to know more but the bell is
about to ring and Jen is already on her feet, Katharine McPhee
wipes some blood from Jen’s face before sending her back to
battle. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Round 4: [/font]
[font=times new roman]The two come out ready to go but Jlo is
slow to get started and Jen clocks her with a big combination
that staggers Jlo who falls back into the ropes and Jen follows
her in with a big overhand left that nearly takes Jlo’s head
off. Jen keeps the pressure on and Jlo has to clinch Jen to
keep her footing. Jlo lands a glancing hook to the side of
Jen’s head and more blood begins to stream down her forehead and
down her cheek. Jlo shoves Jen backwards and drives her hard
into the ropes. Jen throws some wild punches at Jlo but Jlo has
already closed in landing some brutally heavy punches to Jen’s
body. The referee looks ready to stop the action as Jen looks a
little wobbly on her feet but she hears the cries of the Aries
stable to let them continue. Teri lets the action continue but
watches carefully as Jen opens up with a brutal series of her
own at Jlo’s body. Jens punches land with growing confidence
and power but Jlo continues to move in with brute force trying
to literally throw Jen out of the ring. Then Jen lands a
tremendous overhand punch and Jlo goes down. After a stunning 8
count, the action continues and Jen backs Jlo into the ropes
landing jabs and keeping Jlo at bay. Jlo wants to land a big
punch but Jen moves too quickly as she lands a jab and dances
away before Jlo can retaliate. Finally the bell sounds to end
the round and both girls return to their corners with blood
streaming from small cuts on their faces. Jen wins the round
10-9 but is still a point down at 37-36.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Great action from both that
round but Jen definitely had the better punches.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: I agree lets see what the next round
brings.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Round 5: [/font]
[font=times new roman]The bell sounds and Jen moves in throwing
some great combinations that send Jlo back into the ropes and
Jen hammers her with a combination of left and right hooks to
the body. Jlo is struggling now and can only throw a weak
series of punches that Jen easily blocks away. Jlo still has a
good bit of power left and Jen plays it very careful and not
take any chances. Jen works inside Jlo’s power and drains her
opponents strength and energy with her quicker combinations
until Jlo stumbles and drops to her knees. Teri issues the
standing 8 count and lets the bout continue. This did not last
much longer when Jlo landed a punch to Jen’s face causing more
blood to begin streaming from her nose and the cut on her right
cheek. Jen unleashed a barrage of punches to Jlo’s body and Jlo
collapsed unable to continue. Teri is calling it quits and we
have our winner.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Well now that was an ending.
[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: You can say that again. How did it
happen is what I want to know. Jen took a lot of punishment
early on in this fight and somehow she survived to win this
battle. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: Jlo can barely stand, She
needs help from the ring.[/font]
[font=times new roman]As Jlo is helped from the ring Bruce
Buffer enters the ring ready for the official
announcement.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Bruce: Ladies and Gentlemen we have our
winner here at 3:55 of the 5[sup]th[/sup] round here is your
winner, Jennifer Garner[/font]
[font=times new roman]Jennifer’s arms are raised in victory and
she is led back to the locker rooms.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: I guess that she needed to get
cleaned up.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: You are probably right Joe, she
got pretty bloody out there. It was not a pretty fight and
definitely not for the faint of heart.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Anyway Katherine thanks for joining
us tonight. It has been fun working with you for this match.
[/font]
[font=times new roman]Katherine: It has been my pleasure Joe.
You are a true professional. Maybe I can come back later and we
can talk more.[/font]
[font=times new roman]Joe: Anytime you want to join us you are
welcome. Best of luck in your continued recovery and your next
battle in the UCC. [/font]
[font=times new roman]Written by the Lost Wildcats[/font]
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