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Knockout #117
By: Raccoon Date: December 5, 2014, 6:55 am
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Alchohol and Paranoia in the UMMA?
A person who wants to remain anonymous contacted the Raccoon
news offices and told that Mr.X appeared drunk during the latest
HGC pressconference. "He kept emptying can after can of beer!
And he seemed paranoid aswell, rambling about rodents and stuff
that are out to get him!"
Could it be that Mr.X has a drinking problem? Well, stay tuned!
We have dispatched a pack of highly professional investigative
newsraccoons to find the truth in the matter!
We have ears and eyes everywhere!
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(Good job on the magazine! I love the different takes on
reporting.)
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Re: Knockout #117
By: Hellfire-Manager Date: December 7, 2014, 1:54 pm
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A drinking problem? I'll have you know I have no problem
drinking. I know exactly how to open a beer and how to drink it.
;D
And if I catch any of those sneaky ninja, black-ops, mission
impossible, James Bond style raccoons around the HGC
offices...then the next time you see Jennifer Connelly at a
press conference she'll be wearing a raccoon fur coat! ;)
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Re: Knockout #117
By: Dragons Den Date: December 7, 2014, 2:37 pm
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Sounds like the opposite of a problem to me. ;)
Haha, a coat? That's a lot of raccoons! :o
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Re: Knockout #117
By: Raccoon Date: December 8, 2014, 5:08 am
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Me on Jennifer Connelly?
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