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Fight #18 Amanda Seyfried vs Joalin Loukamaa
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: September 14, 2022, 11:09 am
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Match 18
Sin City Slugfest IV
The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand
Amanda Seyfried (Awesome Aries) Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 128 lb /
Measurements: 34-26-33 / Bra Size: 34C
vs
Joalin Loukamaa (Raccoon) Height: 5' 7" / Weight: 126 lb /
Measurements: 34-25-34 / Bra Size: 34A
Referee:Utada Hikaru
Hosts:Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub
HTML https://i.imgur.com/rAqbskU.png
Joe Rogan:Welcome back everyone. We are looking forward to this
bout featuring two girls who had a match a few months ago in the
UCC and one of the girls seemingly got humiliated so that is why
she challenged the other girl.[size=7
Brendan Schaub: Well Joe did you forget the two girls names.
Joe: No Brendan I was just getting to that. The girl that got
humiliated was Amanda Seyfried from the Awesome Aries stable and
the girl who seemingly did the humiliating is Joalin Loukamaa
from the Raccoon stable.
Brendan: This is all just one girls word. I think that if we
asked Joalin what happened she would tell us that it was all
fair in the cage. Amanda should have done better to protect
herself.
Joe: You may be right about that Brendan but I think Joalin took
advantage of the situation. But right or wrong, we are about to
find out how Amanda is going to respond because I see our friend
Bruce Buffer stepping into the cage.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you again for joining
us here in the Grand Ballroom. I think it is time to settle a
little dispute between two girls who disagree about an act in a
match. So lets get this done. First off in the Red corner from
the Awesome Aries stable, Help me bring her to the cage, Amanda
Seyfried.
Amanda calmly strolls to the cage with her friends, Hayley
Orrantia and Vanessa Marano who hold her robe as she slides out
of her silky robe and excitedly circles the ring flexing and
dancing around confidently.
Bruce: And in the Blue corner lets bring her to the cage from
the Raccoon stable, Joalin Loukamaa.
Joalin races to the ring followed by her corner and teammates to
the cheers of the crowd. Joalin confidently circles the ring
flexing and making it a point to stop in front of Amanda to
flaunt her body and issue a few choice words for the smaller
blond girl.
Bruce: Your referee for this bout is Utada Hikaru.
Utada gathers the fighters to the center of the ring and lets
them know what to expect and her rules for this bout. After
giving them the rules and what to expect, she sends the two back
to their corners to await the bell to begin this battle.
Joe: Well we are all set I think that I see Laura Marano over on
the Aries sideline watching the action. Her match is coming up
soon and that one will be wild. But both Joalin and Amanda are
ready and we are awaiting for Utada to motion for the bell to
get this action started.
Round 1: The bell sounds and Utada brings the two fighters to
center ring where they bump gloves and begin the action. Joalin
immediately begins toying with Amanda holding out her left arm
into Amanda’s face while her right fist is drawn back ready to
hammer Amanda. Amanda though dances around trying to get around
Joalin and the crowd begins getting agitated and wants to see
action. This happens nearly a minute into the round as Joalin
finally directs Amanda into one of the corners and throws a big
right hook. Amanda ducks that blow and peppers Joalin’s body
with a furious series of body punches. Joalin tries to back away
but Amanda moves forward into Joalin not giving the Raccoon
fighter a chance to use her long reach. Amanda has to be
careful because of Joalin’s reach but Joalin has to be careful
as well because Amanda is no pushover fighter. Amanda is
keeping things close and Joalin is not doing anything to gain
any advantage with her longer punches. Amanda keeps her
pressure on keeping Joalin against the ropes but suddenly just
as the bell sounded, Joalin hit Amanda with a ferocious straight
punch to the forehead that knocked Amanda down. Utada gives
Joalin a warning for that late punch and Joalin and her corner
say they did not hear the bell in time. Utada does not push the
issue but Amanda did win the round 10-9 and the early lead on
the scorecard.
Round 2: Amanda is slow to recover her senses but Hayley and
Vanessa are working hard to get her ready for the next round.
Utada checks on Amanda and decides that she can continue though
Amanda looks like she still may be a bit dazed. Joalin is ready
and she looks like she is already to end this boxing match. The
bell sounds and the action begins. Joalin moves in and lands a
brutal series of jabs that has Amanda backing away and
staggered. Joalin continues her assault and knocks Amanda down
with a short left hook. Joalin is taunting Amanda and inviting
her to get up. Amanda struggles to her knees as Utada starts
the 8 count. Amanda is barely able to get to her feet by the 8
count and Utada lets the bout continue. Joalin motions for
Amanda to come on and fight her and Amanda obliges throwing a
right hook that misses badly as Joalin easily backs away and
blasts Amanda with a vicious left hook to the body and knocks
Amanda down with a big uppercut. This time Utada pushes Joalin
away and Utada begins the 8 count. Utada makes it to a 5 count
as Utada struggles back to her knees but collapses. Utada
finishes the 10 count as Amanda is not moving. As Joalin begins
her celebration Hayley and Vanessa jump into the ring to help
Amanda and Laura joins them in the ring.
Brendan: Did you just see what I just saw. Amanda just got
knocked the f&ck out. Joalin has won this bout
Joe: We need to get the official announcement from Bruce.
Bruce: Ladies and Gentlemen. We have our winner here tonight.
At 1 minute and 35 seconds of the second round here is you
winner by Knockout, Joalin Loukamaa
Joe: Well we have that official announcement I don’t think it
was much of a surprise, Joalin destroyed Amanda and easily won
this bout.
Brendan: Yes she did. I was hoping that Amanda would put up
more of a fight but I guess that wasn’t in the books. Anyway I
am looking forward to the next couple of matches as we are
getting closer to being done with this event.
Joe: Let's get a quick word from our winner. Joalin, where did
that left hook come from?
Joalin: Well, Joe. I kind of set her up for most of the fight. I
knew the body shots were going to do some damage and when I hit
her in the abs I knew she was hurt. The uppercut was just the
icing on the cake.
Joe: Where did all of this bad blood come from?
Joalin: You got me, Joe. It could be from when we met in
Ireland. I was getting the better of her and she started to get
dirty so I worked over her boobs then finished her off with a
wedgie. The ref stopped it before I could really teach her a
lesson.
Joe: Well you taught her a lesson tonight. Maybe she will think
twice before challenging you again. Ladies and Gentlemen, your
winner, Joalin Loukamaa.
Brendan: I see that Amanda's teammates have something to add.
Joe: Yes Brendan. Maybe we can get a word from two of the
competitors in the next couple of bouts. Vanessa, Laura, can we
get a word from you two girls.
Laura and Vanessa help Amanda out of the ring and to their
teammates so they can talk to Joe.
Joe: Thank you Marano sisters. You two are up next Vanessa you
got Peyton List in our next bout. How are you feeling about
taking on the fighter who beat your sister in a recent event.
Vanessa: Thanks Joe yeah I got Peyton. Sure Peyton beat my
sister but she got lucky and landed a punch that broke Laura’s
cheek bone. I am not going to make this personal but I will
beat her.
Laura: That is right Vanessa because I can take care of myself.
You don’t need to stand up for me. One day I will get my
revenge on her.
Vanessa hugs Laura and calms her down.
Vanessa: That is why I am not making this personal. I love you
little sister and I know that you can take care of yourself.
But I am still going to beat her and leave her for anyone who
wants her.
Brendan: You two are something else. I guess that is why you
two are so popular with the fans. Anyway Laura, you got Olivia
Rodrigo. Is there something that we are missing. You two used
to be friends back in the old days. Did something happen that
has you looking for her.
Laura: Nothing has happened recently but I heard that Olivia has
a big mouth and she said some things that were not necessary. I
am going to shut her up once and for all.
Joe: So something has happened that has you wanting to fight
her.
Laura: Well nothing bad she has just had some trash talk going
on and mentioned me in that. I am going to shut her up and take
out the trash in the process.
Joe: Well good luck to you both. Hope to see you two still able
to talk after your bouts.
Vanessa: Thanks again Brendan and Joe. We will definitely talk
to you after we win our respective bouts. We need to run and
check on Amanda.
Joe: Thank you Vanessa and Laura. I hope that I can tell you
two but you are growing on me and I have become a huge fan of
you two. Go check on your friend and we will see you later.
Brendan: Same here ladies. You two are making me a fan. Best
of luck and we hope that you have continued success.
Laura and Vanessa thank the two hosts and head back to check on
their friend.
Joe: Well this one is over and we are set up for the next two
matches. Vanessa Marano will battle Peyton List and Laura will
tangle with Olivia Rodrigo. Best of luck to all 4 ladies and we
hope that Amanda is not seriously hurt. We will try to get
updates in a few minutes as we get ready for the next bout.
Written by the Awesome Aries
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