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Fight #18 Amanda Seyfried vs Joalin Loukamaa
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 14, 2022, 11:09 am
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[font=arial]Match 18[/font]
[font=arial]Sin City Slugfest IV[/font]
[font=arial]The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand[/font]
[font=arial]Amanda Seyfried[/font][font=arial] (Awesome Aries)
[/font][font=arial]Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 128 lb /
Measurements: 34-26-33 / Bra Size: 34C[/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Joalin Loukamaa [/font][font=arial](Raccoon)
[/font][font=arial]Height: 5' 7" / Weight: 126 lb /
Measurements: 34-25-34 / Bra Size: 34A[/font]
[font=arial]Referee:[/font][font=arial]Utada Hikaru[/font]
[font=arial]Hosts:[/font][font=arial]Joe Rogan,
[/font][font=arial]Brendan Schaub[/font]
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Joe Rogan:[/font][font=arial]Welcome back everyone. We are
looking forward to this bout featuring two girls who had a match
a few months ago in the UCC and one of the girls seemingly got
humiliated so that is why she challenged the other
girl.[/font][size=7
[font=arial]Brendan Schaub: [/font][font=arial]Well Joe did you
forget the two girls names.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]No Brendan I was just
getting to that. The girl that got humiliated was Amanda
Seyfried from the Awesome Aries stable [/font][font=arial]and
the girl who seemingly did the humiliating is Joalin Loukamaa
from the Raccoon stable.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]This is all just one
girls word. I think that if we asked Joalin what happened she
would tell us that it was all fair in the cage. Amanda should
have done better to protect herself.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]You may be right about that
Brendan but I think Joalin took advantage of the situation. But
right or wrong, we are about to find out how Amanda is going to
respond because I see our friend Bruce Buffer stepping into the
cage.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer: [/font][font=arial]Ladies and
Gentlemen, thank you again for joining us here in the Grand
Ballroom. I think it is time to settle a little dispute between
two girls who disagree about an act in a match. So lets get
this done. First off in the Red corner from the Awesome Aries
stable, Help me bring her to the cage, Amanda Seyfried.[/font]
[font=arial]Amanda calmly strolls to the cage with her friends,
Hayley Orrantia and Vanessa Marano who hold her robe as she
slides out of her silky robe and excitedly circles the ring
flexing and dancing around confidently.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce: [/font][font=arial]And in the Blue corner
lets bring her to the cage from the Raccoon stable, Joalin
Loukamaa.[/font]
[font=arial]Joalin races to the ring followed by her corner and
teammates to the cheers of the crowd. Joalin confidently
circles the ring flexing and making it a point to stop in front
of Amanda to flaunt her body and issue a few choice words for
the smaller blond girl. [/font]
[font=arial]Bruce: [/font][font=arial]Your referee for this bout
is Utada Hikaru. [/font]
[font=arial]Utada gathers the fighters to the center of the ring
and lets them know what to expect and her rules for this bout.
After giving them the rules and what to expect, she sends the
two back to their corners to await the bell to begin this
battle. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Well we are all set I think
that I see Laura Marano over on the Aries sideline watching the
action. Her match is coming up soon and that one will be wild.
But both Joalin and Amanda are ready and we are awaiting for
Utada to motion for the bell to get this action started.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: [/font][font=arial]The bell sounds and
Utada brings the two fighters to center ring where they bump
gloves and begin the action. Joalin immediately begins toying
with Amanda holding out her left arm into Amanda’s face while
her right fist is drawn back ready to hammer Amanda. Amanda
though dances around trying to get around Joalin and the crowd
begins getting agitated and wants to see action. This happens
nearly a minute into the round as Joalin finally directs Amanda
into one of the corners and throws a big right hook. Amanda
ducks that blow and peppers Joalin’s body with a furious series
of body punches. Joalin tries to back away but Amanda moves
forward into Joalin not giving the Raccoon fighter a chance to
use her long reach. Amanda has to be careful because of
Joalin’s reach but Joalin has to be careful as well because
Amanda is no pushover fighter. Amanda is keeping things close
and Joalin is not doing anything to gain any advantage with her
longer punches. Amanda keeps her pressure on keeping Joalin
against the ropes but suddenly just as the bell sounded, Joalin
hit Amanda with a ferocious straight punch to the forehead that
knocked Amanda down. Utada gives Joalin a warning for that late
punch and Joalin and her corner say they did not hear the bell
in time. Utada does not push the issue but Amanda did win the
round 10-9 and the early lead on the scorecard. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: [/font][font=arial]Amanda is slow to
recover her senses but Hayley and Vanessa are working hard to
get her ready for the next round. Utada checks on Amanda and
decides that she can continue though Amanda looks like she still
may be a bit dazed. Joalin is ready and she looks like she is
already to end this boxing match. The bell sounds and the
action begins. Joalin moves in and lands a brutal series of jabs
that has Amanda backing away and staggered. Joalin continues
her assault and knocks Amanda down with a short left hook.
Joalin is taunting Amanda and inviting her to get up. Amanda
struggles to her knees as Utada starts the 8 count. Amanda is
barely able to get to her feet by the 8 count and Utada lets the
bout continue. Joalin motions for Amanda to come on and fight
her and Amanda obliges throwing a right hook that misses badly
as Joalin easily backs away and blasts Amanda with a vicious
left hook to the body and knocks Amanda down with a big
uppercut. This time Utada pushes Joalin away and Utada begins
the 8 count. Utada makes it to a 5 count as Utada struggles
back to her knees but collapses. Utada finishes the 10 count as
Amanda is not moving. As Joalin begins her celebration Hayley
and Vanessa jump into the ring to help Amanda and Laura joins
them in the ring. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]Did you just see what I
just saw. Amanda just got knocked the f&ck out. Joalin has won
this bout[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]We need to get the official
announcement from Bruce.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce: [/font][font=arial]Ladies and Gentlemen. We
have our winner here tonight. At 1 minute and 35 seconds of the
second round here is you winner by Knockout, Joalin
Loukamaa[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Well we have that official
announcement I don’t think it was much of a surprise, Joalin
destroyed Amanda and easily won this bout. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]Yes she did. I was
hoping that Amanda would put up more of a fight but I guess that
wasn’t in the books. Anyway I am looking forward to the next
couple of matches as we are getting closer to being done with
this event.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Let's get a quick word from
our winner. Joalin, where did that left hook come from?[/font]
[font=arial]Joalin: [/font][font=arial]Well, Joe. I kind of set
her up for most of the fight. I knew the body shots were going
to do some damage and when I hit her in the abs I knew she was
hurt. The uppercut was just the icing on the cake. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Where did all of this bad
blood come from?[/font]
[font=arial]Joalin: [/font][font=arial]You got me, Joe. It could
be from when we met in Ireland. I was getting the better of her
and she started to get dirty so I worked over her boobs then
finished her off with a wedgie. The ref stopped it before I
could really teach her a lesson.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Well you taught her a lesson
tonight. Maybe she will think twice before challenging you
again. Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Joalin
Loukamaa.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]I see that Amanda's
teammates have something to add.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Yes Brendan. Maybe we can
get a word from two of the competitors in the next couple of
bouts. Vanessa, Laura, can we get a word from you two
girls.[/font]
[font=arial]Laura and Vanessa help Amanda out of the ring and to
their teammates so they can talk to Joe. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Thank you Marano sisters.
You two are up next Vanessa you got Peyton List in our next
bout. How are you feeling about taking on the fighter who beat
your sister in a recent event.[/font]
[font=arial]Vanessa: [/font][font=arial]Thanks Joe yeah I got
Peyton. Sure Peyton beat my sister but she got lucky and landed
a punch that broke Laura’s cheek bone. I am not going to make
this personal but I will beat her. [/font]
[font=arial]Laura: [/font][font=arial]That is right Vanessa
because I can take care of myself. You don’t need to stand up
for me. One day I will get my revenge on her. [/font]
[font=arial]Vanessa hugs Laura and calms her down.[/font]
[font=arial]Vanessa: [/font][font=arial]That is why I am not
making this personal. I love you little sister and I know that
you can take care of yourself. But I am still going to beat her
and leave her for anyone who wants her. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]You two are something
else. I guess that is why you two are so popular with the fans.
Anyway Laura, you got Olivia Rodrigo. Is there something that
we are missing. You two used to be friends back in the old
days. Did something happen that has you looking for her.[/font]
[font=arial]Laura: [/font][font=arial]Nothing has happened
recently but I heard that Olivia has a big mouth and she said
some things that were not necessary. I am going to shut her up
once and for all.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]So something has happened
that has you wanting to fight her.[/font]
[font=arial]Laura: [/font][font=arial]Well nothing bad she has
just had some trash talk going on and mentioned me in that. I
am going to shut her up and take out the trash in the
process.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Well good luck to you both.
Hope to see you two still able to talk after your bouts.
[/font]
[font=arial]Vanessa: [/font][font=arial]Thanks again Brendan and
Joe. We will definitely talk to you after we win our respective
bouts. We need to run and check on Amanda.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Thank you Vanessa and Laura.
I hope that I can tell you two but you are growing on me and I
have become a huge fan of you two. Go check on your friend and
we will see you later.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: [/font][font=arial]Same here ladies. You
two are making me a fan. Best of luck and we hope that you have
continued success.[/font]
[font=arial]Laura and Vanessa thank the two hosts and head back
to check on their friend.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]Well this one is over and we
are set up for the next two matches. Vanessa Marano will battle
Peyton List and Laura will tangle with Olivia Rodrigo. Best of
luck to all 4 ladies and we hope that Amanda is not seriously
hurt. We will try to get updates in a few minutes as we get
ready for the next bout.[/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Awesome Aries[/font]
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