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Fight #17 Kylie Jenner vs Kim Kardashian - Queen of Social Media
Battle
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 11, 2022, 10:08 pm
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[font=arial]Match 17[/font]
[font=arial]Sin City Slugfest IV[/font]
[font=arial]The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand[/font]
[font=arial]Queen of Social Media battle[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie Jenner[/font][font=arial] (Badass
Barbies)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 7" / Weight: 131 lb / Measurements:
38-27-36 / Bra Size: 34D[/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Kim Kardashian [/font][font=arial](Hellfire Girls
Club)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 134 lb / Measurements:
38-26-41 / Bra Size: 34D[/font]
[font=arial]Referee: [/font][font=arial]Suzuka Ishikawa[/font]
[font=arial]Hosts: [/font][font=arial]Joe Rogan
[/font][font=arial]and [/font][font=arial]Kris Kardashian[/font]
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[font=arial]Joe Rogan: I do believe that it’s now time for a
very important and significant match up. The results of this
Slugfest match will have huge ramifications for both fighters
and in the UCC. This fight is being touted as the Queen of
Social Media battle. Half-sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie
Jenner will battle it out, the outcome for the loser will be
felt around the world.[/font]
[font=arial]
Joe: I’m very lucky to have a special woman join me in
commentary for this battle. It’s the woman from whom both these
fighters were born, none other than Kris Jenner![/font]
[font=arial]Kris Jenner makes her way to the commentary table
and sits down next to Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Welcome, Kris. You must be a very proud
mom.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: More than you’ll ever know, Joe. It was a
monumental effort on my behalf to push Kim and Kylie out into
the world, and now I get to watch my two babies punch each other
in the face.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Yes, well. I suppose that would make any mother
proud.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: All my children are very special to me. Would
you like to see some photos of me giving birth to them? I have
them here on my phone. See? This one is when Kim was
crowning…[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Jesus, woman! Put that away![/font]
[font=arial]Kris: It’s OK, Joe. I’ll email you a link to them
later. Just don’t forget to hit the subscribe icon and click
like.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ahem. Let’s get down to brass tacks. The
outcome of the match will decide the fate of either Kylie or
Kim. If Kylie is victorious then Kim will have to leave the
Hellfire Girls Club and join the Badass Barbies.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: That’s not so bad. Three of my girls will be
working together! Although Travis might be a little upset. I
know he likes having Kim around.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: On the other hand, if Kim defeats Kylie, then
Kylie must forfeit her title.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: Kate Upton is the current UCC Heavyweight
champion.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Not that title. Kylie will close her Instagram
account and give her Queen of Instagram title to Kim.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: No, no, no. That will negatively affect my
ability to make money off my children's fame.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: There’s no time to worry about that right now,
Kris. This fight is about to begin![/font]
[font=arial]Kylie Jenner makes her entrance and heads towards
the ring. She’s accompanied by her sister Kendall, who’s walking
in front of her and dropping rose petals for Kylie to walk on.
Kylie is wearing red trunks and a red sports bra emblazoned with
her corporate logo and an Instagram logo.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: That, Joe, is what you call sisterly
devotion.[/font]
[font=arial]Kim strides towards the ring, she’s closely followed
by her two sisters, Kourteny and Khloe. All three women are
dressed in long black flowing robes. As Kim enters the ring she
tosses her robe to one side to reveal black trunks and a black
bra studded with diamonds.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: This is going to be very interesting. We are
waiting for the official to arrive who will control this match
up.[/font]
[font=arial]The house lights darken and then the strobe as the
referee makes his way to the ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: My oh my, things are getting very interesting
indeed. Our guest referee is none other than Kim’s ex-husband,
Kanye West![/font]
[font=arial]Kris: Who invited him?[/font]
[font=arial]Kim looks annoyed and concerned as Kanye enters the
ring. Kanye holds up a bible and starts yelling at the crowd.
Kylie walks over to Kanye and gives him a hug. Kim fumes as she
watches her ex-husband grope her half-sister's butt.[/font]
[font=arial]Round One: Kanye steps back and signals for the two
to begin. Kylie steps to the side and circles around Kim,
keeping Kim in the middle of the ring. For the first minute
neither woman appears ready to land a blow. There are several
swatting punches thrown, but nothing significant. Kim flexes and
taunts Kylie, but she doesn’t take the bait. Halfway through the
first round the crowd are not happy and Kanye encourages the
fighters to engage. Kim steps up and throws a few jabs, Kylie
counters and the two start to exchange harder and harder blows.
They get closer and closer together until they clinch, Kanye
steps in to separate them. Kim retreats and Kylie steps in,
nailing Kim with a straight right and then a few more choice
hits. The crowd responds and starts chanting her name. The bell
rings to end the round. Kylie wins this round 10-8.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Two: Kim is shaking her head a little,
clearing herself after taking those first round hits. Kanye
glances at her for a second as she advances on Kylie. Kim tries
to take the initiative in this round and jabs away at Kylie, and
then aims for some body shots. Kylie defends well and counters,
catching Kim in the ribs. Kim holds her ground, fakes a right
hook and then lands a solid left into Kylie’s chest. Kanye looks
on as Kylie steps back and breathes hard, sweat beading over her
skin. Outside the ring the other sisters are cheering and
yelling. Kim follows up with a series of body shots, but Kylie
protects herself. Kim steps back to catch her breath and Kylie
steps one way then the other and lands some great punches to
Kim’s upper body. Kim’s chest rises and falls and she takes the
shots and breathes hard. Kylie continues to land punches, but
the steam is running out. Kim takes the punishment and when
Kylie drops her guard, she nails her sister with a left then a
right combo to the face. Kylie’s head snaps backwards, sweat
flying off her face. Kylie staggers backwards a step and Kim
drills her face with a left hook. The bell rings and a bruised
Kylie retreats to her corner, where Kendall is on hand to clean
her up. Kim goes to her corner and Khole offers her a shot of
botox, Kourtney snatches it away and gives Kim water instead.
The round goes to Kim, 10-8 and ties the fighters at 18
apiece.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Some great action here from both women. Neither
wants to give an inch.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: I taught my daughters well, Joe. Every inch
counts, but the more inches the better.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Three: Kim is ready to go this round, while
Kylie seems tentative. Kanye motions for them to engage. Kim
advances on Kylie, but the younger sister uses her speed to slip
to one side and then get inside Kim. She nails Kim in the gut
and then launches a flurry of punches to Kim’s breasts. Kim
tries to push Kylie away and then tries to grab her, but Kylie
has none of it and lands a solid straight right into Kim’s
cleavage. Kim grunts as the punch lands, but she does manage to
shove Kylie away. Kim tries to take a breath, but Kylie is right
back at her. Kim eats a few more punches, before she finds an
opening and drills Kylie under the chin. She forces Kylie to
backpedal, but doesn’t give chase. Kylie shakes her head, taps
her gloves together and again tries to slip into Kim. This time
Kim reads her like a book and Kylie gets thumped once in the
face and then twice in the body for her efforts. Sweat runs down
between Kim’s breasts as she goes on the offense and she just
clips Kylie on the chin. Kylie swings back at Kim with her left,
but the punch is too slow and Kim leans back and away from it.
Kylie follows up with a right that tags Kim across her chest.
Kim turns to one side and the blow doesn’t fully connect, but
it’s enough to slow her down. Both women and panting and showing
signs of exhaustion, sweat covers their bodies as the bell rings
to end round three. The round is judged evenly at 9-9.[/font]
[font=arial]In their corners, both women are being attended to
by their sisters. Kendall pulls Kylie’s hair back and puts it
into a ponytail. Kourtney and Khloe argue who will wipe Kim’s
sweaty brow. Kourtney takes some of Kim’s sweat and pours it
into a bottle to sell on eBay.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Four: Kanye pauses the fight for the opening
minute as he recites passages from the bible to the crowd and
then invites the crowd to use a discount code to get 20% off his
latest t-shirt range. The discount will bring the t-shirts down
to only $175.[/font]
[font=arial]Kim and Kylie ignore Kanye and begin the fourth
round properly. Both have their gloves up and exchange in a
rapid series of punches. Both women land a few solid shots, but
also miss a few. They are tiring, but both keep the pace up for
a minute. Kim lands several heavy hits to Kylie’s body, in
response Kylie bops Kim on the nose. Kim backs off and shakes
her head, there’s no blood, but her nose might be swelling.
Kylie follows up and catches Kim out with a series of quick
jabs. Kim steps backwards into the ring corner and Kylie gets in
close, she tries some body shots but Kim wraps her up. The two
hug for a second, until Kanye steps in and breaks them
up.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie again goes on the offensive. Kim eats a few
punches, but then dodges a wild swing from Kylie and punishes
her sister with a massive straight right into chin. That shot
hurt Kylie. She backs up and Kim chases her. Kim fires another
straight shot and again hits Kylie in the chin. There’s a huge
roar from the crowd as Kylie goes down on one knee. Kim looks to
punish Kylie, but Kanye gets in between them. He motions to
count Kylie, but she’s already getting back to her feet.[/font]
[font=arial]Kanye nods at Kim and she attacks her sister. Kylie
ducks under the first shot from Kim and fires back at her. She
lands a left, then a right to Kim’s torso. Kim grunts loudly,
but swings away and collects the side of Kylie’s face. Kylie's
head snaps to one side, her ponytail flicking around. She goes
back down onto one knee, Kim steps in and punches downwards, her
glove landing smack onto Kylie’s expensive nose.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie drops to both her knees and tries to cover her
face. Kim pulls back to fire another shot as Kanye grabs her arm
to stop her. Kylie looks up and fast as lightning punches Kim
square in the crotch.[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd groans as Kim squeals and steps back.
Kanye gets in between them as the bell rings to end the round.
The round goes to Kim and Kylie is punished for the low blow,
10-7. Kim now leads.[/font]
[font=arial]Round Five: Kim looks like a bear with a toothache
as the bell rings to start the round. She swings wildly at
Kylie, who easily dodges and weaves away. Kylie gets inside Kim
and lands some solid punches to Kim’s body. Kim shoves Kylie
away and launches a barrage of lefts and rights. Kylie tries to
evade, but many of Kim’s shots find their target. Kylie takes a
huge hook to the chin and she steps away into the ring corner.
Kim follows her and as Kylie blocks for a head shot, Kim drives
a fist right between Kylie’s breasts. Kylie slumps down onto her
butt in the corner. Kanye orders Kim to step back.[/font]
[font=arial]Kylie tries to get back to her feet as Kanye starts
a count. She eventually stands up and Kanye restarts the action.
Kylie charges at Kim and swings for the fences, but Kim simply
leans back for one punch and then ducks another. As Kylie tries
to strike again, Kim gets upright and delivers a massive
uppercut to her sister's chin. Kylie’s head snaps back and her
feet go from under her. She falls backwards and as she topples,
Kim drills her twice in the head with a left, right combination.
Kylie hits the mat, knocked out before her head bounces off the
canvas.[/font]
[font=arial]Kanye jumps in between the two sisters and then
grabs his ex-wife's hand. He raises Kim's hand in victory! Kim
Kardashian has won this match with a knock out in the fifth
round.[/font]
[font=arial]Kourtney and Khloe rush into the ring and hold their
sisters arms up. While Kendall goes down on her knees next to
Kylie and tries to revive her. Kylie moans as she starts to come
around.[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd watches as Kim goes down on one knee and
helps Kylie back to her feet. The crowd all go “Awwww” as Kim
embraces Kylie.[/font]
[font=arial]Kanye tries to get between the two sisters. He
starts screaming at both of them and jumping up and down.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What is going on in there?[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: Kim may have won, but she’s trying to be
graceful. I think Kanye wants the attention.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: He’s not fighting! He’s not the star
here.[/font]
[font=arial]Kris: We’ve been trying to tell him that throughout
their entire marriage. That man never listens.[/font]
[font=arial]Kanye is shaking his finger at Kim and Kylie. He
waves his bible in Kim’s face and then yells at Kylie. The two
sisters look at each other and then together they both punch
Kanye in the face. He squeals like a little pig and falls to the
mat.[/font]
[font=arial]As he’s lying there, the other three sisters all
rush over and start kicking him. Kris Jenner jumps up from the
announce table and rushes into the ring. All the women in the
ring stomp on poor Kanye.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe:[/font][font=arial] I guess blood is thicker
than water! What a spectacular match![/font]
[font=arial]Written by Hellfire Girls Club[/font]
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