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Fight #17 Kylie Jenner vs Kim Kardashian - Queen of Social Media
Battle
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: September 11, 2022, 10:08 pm
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Match 17
Sin City Slugfest IV
The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand
Queen of Social Media battle
Kylie Jenner (Badass Barbies)
Height: 5' 7" / Weight: 131 lb / Measurements: 38-27-36 / Bra
Size: 34D
vs
Kim Kardashian (Hellfire Girls Club)
Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 134 lb / Measurements: 38-26-41 / Bra
Size: 34D
Referee: Suzuka Ishikawa
Hosts: Joe Rogan and Kris Kardashian
HTML https://i.imgur.com/1uqrT8U.png
Joe Rogan: I do believe that it’s now time for a very important
and significant match up. The results of this Slugfest match
will have huge ramifications for both fighters and in the UCC.
This fight is being touted as the Queen of Social Media battle.
Half-sisters Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner will battle it out,
the outcome for the loser will be felt around the world.
Joe: I’m very lucky to have a special woman join me in
commentary for this battle. It’s the woman from whom both these
fighters were born, none other than Kris Jenner!
Kris Jenner makes her way to the commentary table and sits down
next to Joe.
Joe: Welcome, Kris. You must be a very proud mom.
Kris: More than you’ll ever know, Joe. It was a monumental
effort on my behalf to push Kim and Kylie out into the world,
and now I get to watch my two babies punch each other in the
face.
Joe: Yes, well. I suppose that would make any mother proud.
Kris: All my children are very special to me. Would you like to
see some photos of me giving birth to them? I have them here on
my phone. See? This one is when Kim was crowning…
Joe: Jesus, woman! Put that away!
Kris: It’s OK, Joe. I’ll email you a link to them later. Just
don’t forget to hit the subscribe icon and click like.
Joe: Ahem. Let’s get down to brass tacks. The outcome of the
match will decide the fate of either Kylie or Kim. If Kylie is
victorious then Kim will have to leave the Hellfire Girls Club
and join the Badass Barbies.
Kris: That’s not so bad. Three of my girls will be working
together! Although Travis might be a little upset. I know he
likes having Kim around.
Joe: On the other hand, if Kim defeats Kylie, then Kylie must
forfeit her title.
Kris: Kate Upton is the current UCC Heavyweight champion.
Joe: Not that title. Kylie will close her Instagram account and
give her Queen of Instagram title to Kim.
Kris: No, no, no. That will negatively affect my ability to make
money off my children's fame.
Joe: There’s no time to worry about that right now, Kris. This
fight is about to begin!
Kylie Jenner makes her entrance and heads towards the ring.
She’s accompanied by her sister Kendall, who’s walking in front
of her and dropping rose petals for Kylie to walk on. Kylie is
wearing red trunks and a red sports bra emblazoned with her
corporate logo and an Instagram logo.
Kris: That, Joe, is what you call sisterly devotion.
Kim strides towards the ring, she’s closely followed by her two
sisters, Kourteny and Khloe. All three women are dressed in long
black flowing robes. As Kim enters the ring she tosses her robe
to one side to reveal black trunks and a black bra studded with
diamonds.
Joe: This is going to be very interesting. We are waiting for
the official to arrive who will control this match up.
The house lights darken and then the strobe as the referee makes
his way to the ring.
Joe: My oh my, things are getting very interesting indeed. Our
guest referee is none other than Kim’s ex-husband, Kanye West!
Kris: Who invited him?
Kim looks annoyed and concerned as Kanye enters the ring. Kanye
holds up a bible and starts yelling at the crowd. Kylie walks
over to Kanye and gives him a hug. Kim fumes as she watches her
ex-husband grope her half-sister's butt.
Round One: Kanye steps back and signals for the two to begin.
Kylie steps to the side and circles around Kim, keeping Kim in
the middle of the ring. For the first minute neither woman
appears ready to land a blow. There are several swatting punches
thrown, but nothing significant. Kim flexes and taunts Kylie,
but she doesn’t take the bait. Halfway through the first round
the crowd are not happy and Kanye encourages the fighters to
engage. Kim steps up and throws a few jabs, Kylie counters and
the two start to exchange harder and harder blows. They get
closer and closer together until they clinch, Kanye steps in to
separate them. Kim retreats and Kylie steps in, nailing Kim with
a straight right and then a few more choice hits. The crowd
responds and starts chanting her name. The bell rings to end the
round. Kylie wins this round 10-8.
Round Two: Kim is shaking her head a little, clearing herself
after taking those first round hits. Kanye glances at her for a
second as she advances on Kylie. Kim tries to take the
initiative in this round and jabs away at Kylie, and then aims
for some body shots. Kylie defends well and counters, catching
Kim in the ribs. Kim holds her ground, fakes a right hook and
then lands a solid left into Kylie’s chest. Kanye looks on as
Kylie steps back and breathes hard, sweat beading over her skin.
Outside the ring the other sisters are cheering and yelling. Kim
follows up with a series of body shots, but Kylie protects
herself. Kim steps back to catch her breath and Kylie steps one
way then the other and lands some great punches to Kim’s upper
body. Kim’s chest rises and falls and she takes the shots and
breathes hard. Kylie continues to land punches, but the steam is
running out. Kim takes the punishment and when Kylie drops her
guard, she nails her sister with a left then a right combo to
the face. Kylie’s head snaps backwards, sweat flying off her
face. Kylie staggers backwards a step and Kim drills her face
with a left hook. The bell rings and a bruised Kylie retreats to
her corner, where Kendall is on hand to clean her up. Kim goes
to her corner and Khole offers her a shot of botox, Kourtney
snatches it away and gives Kim water instead. The round goes to
Kim, 10-8 and ties the fighters at 18 apiece.
Joe: Some great action here from both women. Neither wants to
give an inch.
Kris: I taught my daughters well, Joe. Every inch counts, but
the more inches the better.
Round Three: Kim is ready to go this round, while Kylie seems
tentative. Kanye motions for them to engage. Kim advances on
Kylie, but the younger sister uses her speed to slip to one side
and then get inside Kim. She nails Kim in the gut and then
launches a flurry of punches to Kim’s breasts. Kim tries to push
Kylie away and then tries to grab her, but Kylie has none of it
and lands a solid straight right into Kim’s cleavage. Kim grunts
as the punch lands, but she does manage to shove Kylie away. Kim
tries to take a breath, but Kylie is right back at her. Kim eats
a few more punches, before she finds an opening and drills Kylie
under the chin. She forces Kylie to backpedal, but doesn’t give
chase. Kylie shakes her head, taps her gloves together and again
tries to slip into Kim. This time Kim reads her like a book and
Kylie gets thumped once in the face and then twice in the body
for her efforts. Sweat runs down between Kim’s breasts as she
goes on the offense and she just clips Kylie on the chin. Kylie
swings back at Kim with her left, but the punch is too slow and
Kim leans back and away from it. Kylie follows up with a right
that tags Kim across her chest. Kim turns to one side and the
blow doesn’t fully connect, but it’s enough to slow her down.
Both women and panting and showing signs of exhaustion, sweat
covers their bodies as the bell rings to end round three. The
round is judged evenly at 9-9.
In their corners, both women are being attended to by their
sisters. Kendall pulls Kylie’s hair back and puts it into a
ponytail. Kourtney and Khloe argue who will wipe Kim’s sweaty
brow. Kourtney takes some of Kim’s sweat and pours it into a
bottle to sell on eBay.
Round Four: Kanye pauses the fight for the opening minute as he
recites passages from the bible to the crowd and then invites
the crowd to use a discount code to get 20% off his latest
t-shirt range. The discount will bring the t-shirts down to only
$175.
Kim and Kylie ignore Kanye and begin the fourth round properly.
Both have their gloves up and exchange in a rapid series of
punches. Both women land a few solid shots, but also miss a few.
They are tiring, but both keep the pace up for a minute. Kim
lands several heavy hits to Kylie’s body, in response Kylie bops
Kim on the nose. Kim backs off and shakes her head, there’s no
blood, but her nose might be swelling. Kylie follows up and
catches Kim out with a series of quick jabs. Kim steps backwards
into the ring corner and Kylie gets in close, she tries some
body shots but Kim wraps her up. The two hug for a second, until
Kanye steps in and breaks them up.
Kylie again goes on the offensive. Kim eats a few punches, but
then dodges a wild swing from Kylie and punishes her sister with
a massive straight right into chin. That shot hurt Kylie. She
backs up and Kim chases her. Kim fires another straight shot and
again hits Kylie in the chin. There’s a huge roar from the
crowd as Kylie goes down on one knee. Kim looks to punish Kylie,
but Kanye gets in between them. He motions to count Kylie, but
she’s already getting back to her feet.
Kanye nods at Kim and she attacks her sister. Kylie ducks under
the first shot from Kim and fires back at her. She lands a left,
then a right to Kim’s torso. Kim grunts loudly, but swings away
and collects the side of Kylie’s face. Kylie's head snaps to one
side, her ponytail flicking around. She goes back down onto one
knee, Kim steps in and punches downwards, her glove landing
smack onto Kylie’s expensive nose.
Kylie drops to both her knees and tries to cover her face. Kim
pulls back to fire another shot as Kanye grabs her arm to stop
her. Kylie looks up and fast as lightning punches Kim square in
the crotch.
The crowd groans as Kim squeals and steps back. Kanye gets in
between them as the bell rings to end the round. The round goes
to Kim and Kylie is punished for the low blow, 10-7. Kim now
leads.
Round Five: Kim looks like a bear with a toothache as the bell
rings to start the round. She swings wildly at Kylie, who easily
dodges and weaves away. Kylie gets inside Kim and lands some
solid punches to Kim’s body. Kim shoves Kylie away and launches
a barrage of lefts and rights. Kylie tries to evade, but many of
Kim’s shots find their target. Kylie takes a huge hook to the
chin and she steps away into the ring corner. Kim follows her
and as Kylie blocks for a head shot, Kim drives a fist right
between Kylie’s breasts. Kylie slumps down onto her butt in the
corner. Kanye orders Kim to step back.
Kylie tries to get back to her feet as Kanye starts a count. She
eventually stands up and Kanye restarts the action. Kylie
charges at Kim and swings for the fences, but Kim simply leans
back for one punch and then ducks another. As Kylie tries to
strike again, Kim gets upright and delivers a massive uppercut
to her sister's chin. Kylie’s head snaps back and her feet go
from under her. She falls backwards and as she topples, Kim
drills her twice in the head with a left, right combination.
Kylie hits the mat, knocked out before her head bounces off the
canvas.
Kanye jumps in between the two sisters and then grabs his
ex-wife's hand. He raises Kim's hand in victory! Kim Kardashian
has won this match with a knock out in the fifth round.
Kourtney and Khloe rush into the ring and hold their sisters
arms up. While Kendall goes down on her knees next to Kylie and
tries to revive her. Kylie moans as she starts to come around.
The crowd watches as Kim goes down on one knee and helps Kylie
back to her feet. The crowd all go “Awwww” as Kim embraces
Kylie.
Kanye tries to get between the two sisters. He starts screaming
at both of them and jumping up and down.
Joe: What is going on in there?
Kris: Kim may have won, but she’s trying to be graceful. I think
Kanye wants the attention.
Joe: He’s not fighting! He’s not the star here.
Kris: We’ve been trying to tell him that throughout their entire
marriage. That man never listens.
Kanye is shaking his finger at Kim and Kylie. He waves his bible
in Kim’s face and then yells at Kylie. The two sisters look at
each other and then together they both punch Kanye in the face.
He squeals like a little pig and falls to the mat.
As he’s lying there, the other three sisters all rush over and
start kicking him. Kris Jenner jumps up from the announce table
and rushes into the ring. All the women in the ring stomp on
poor Kanye.
Joe: I guess blood is thicker than water! What a spectacular
match!
Written by Hellfire Girls Club
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