DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
---------------------------------------------------------
UCC (UMMA) Managers Forum
HTML https://umma.createaforum.com
---------------------------------------------------------
*****************************************************
DIR Return to: Sin City Slugfest IV FIGHTS
*****************************************************
#Post#: 5220--------------------------------------------------
Fight #15 Adriana Lima vs Allesandra Ambrosia
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: September 2, 2022, 2:47 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Match 15
Sin City Slugfest IV
The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand
Adriana Lima (World of Fight)
Height: 5' 10" / Weight: 120 lb / Measurements: 34-24-35 / Bra
Size: 32B
vs
Alessandra Ambrosia (Strikeforce)
Height: 5' 9" / Weight: 119 lb / Measurements: 34-25-34 / Bra
Size: 32B
Referee: Gisele Bündchen
Hosts: Joe Rogan, Kathy Ireland, and Rachel Hunter
HTML https://i.imgur.com/e7ePVED.png
Joe: Next up we have a fight between two iconic Brazilian
Supermodels who also fight in the UCC. Joining me tonight are
Hall of Fame Models Kathy Ireland and Rachel Hunter. Welcome,
Ladies.
Kathy: Thanks, Joe. I'm a huge fan of the UCC.
Rachel: Me too. I also love talking MMA an watching these young
ladies face off in the cage.
Joe: If I'm not mistaken Adriana and Alessandra are best friends
so this should be interesting when push comes to shove.
Kathy: I hope their competitive spirits will take over and they
will put their friendship aside and really get into it and we
won't have some pathetic Foxy Boxing exhibition.
Rachel: It all changes when you get punched in the tit. All bets
are off after that.
Joe: Did you two ever get in the ring and face each other?
Rachel: Not in the boxing ring but we had numerous fights.
Kathy: Way too many to count.
Joe: What type of fights did you two get into?
Rachel: Nothing organized. Back in the day they would just let
you fight it out in your bra and panties. Sometimes in a Hotel
room and other times in a back yard.
Kathy: No rules and the toughest would win which would be me.
Joe: I take it you two were won your fair share of fights.
Rachel: We did all right.
Rachel looks over and winks at Kathy who give her a campy smile.
Kathy: Some of the most fierce fights were for the SI covers.
You really had dig deep if you wanted to win one of those.
Joe: I see that both have graced the Cover numerous times. Did
you two battle it out for the cover?
Kathy: I've been on 3 covers including the 1989 cover which was
voted the top cover of all time.
HTML https://i.imgur.com/nnFnbiq.png
Rachel: I've been on two but probably should have been on more.
Kathy and I had some battles that's for sure. It's probably even
between us.
Kathy: Actually it's 3 to 2 in my favor.
Rachel: Whatever. You provably got lucky like always.
Kathy chuckles.
Kathy: Like when I shoved your thong down your throat.
Joe: I see that Allesandra is ready. Wait, both are making a
joint entrance. How odd is this?
Rachel: They're Brazilian, Joe. They always have each other's
back.
Kathy: We'll see how long that lasts. I can't wait.
Adriana and Alessandra walk towards the ring arm in arm smiling
and blowing kisses to their fans. Adriana goes through the
pre-fight inspection then gives her pal a big hug then a kiss on
each cheek. As she heads to the ring Alessandra gives her runway
mate a friendly slap on the butt. Bruce Buffer makes his
introductions while Adriana and Alessandra reminisce with
Gisele.
Both face each other in the middle of the ring while Gisele goes
over the rules. They bump gloves then slip back to their corners
and wait for the bell.
Round 1: Again they touch gloves and circle in the middle of the
ring throwing out jabs while they bounce on their toes. Textbook
footwork but not a lot of scoring as both women are busy poking
out the jab and retreating before taking any damage. The crowd
is getting antsy as neither is willing to engage in close.
Gisele slaps her hands together and tells them to get it on and
just like that they both start throwing down. Alessandra lands a
stout cross to the jaw but takes a straight right to the nose.
Both back away then step back in and now the leather is flying.
A left cross catches Adriana in the ear and she stumble to the
side, catches herself then gets drilled with an uppercut on the
button and her legs buckle and she goes down and takes a knee.
Gisele motions Alessandra to a neutral corner then turns around
and picks up the count at 4 but to her surprise Adriana is
already on her feet. She gives her a once over then lets the
fight proceed. Alessandra is moving in to strike then shuffling
to the right scoring some points but not landing any telling
blows. The round winds down and it's the Strikeforce fighter who
takes the round 10-8. Alessandra gives Adriana a pat on the
shoulder as she heads for her corner.
Joe: Some good action so far.
Kathy: There is no doubt that these two can fight. I look for
more of the same in the coming rounds.
Rachel: Both are showing some serious skills. It's clear that
they have spent a few rounds in the ring.
Round 2: Both touch gloves and start circling. Adriana pushes
the pace and has Alessandra fighting off her back foot. A left
jab from the World of Fight Welterweight lands on the chin and
she follows it up with a 1-2 and now Alessandra is on her bike
but is fleet footed enough to keep her distance until she
recovers from the blows. The engage in the middle and the crowd
jump to their feet. They trade crosses, hooks, and uppercuts and
neither is sporting any defense. The punches are landing at will
as both plants their feet in the canvas and swing from the hip.
Not a body shot to be found as both are head hunting and it's
only a matter of time before one of the stately beauties goes
down for the count. Adriana's left cheek is starting to swell
and she has some blood trickling from a fat upper lip.
Alessandra has a small mouse under her right eye and blood is
seeping from a cut on her chin. Adriana bullies her way in close
and works some dirty boxing backing Alessandra into the ropes. A
few shots to the ribs and a scything punch to the belly doubles
over the Strikeforce Lightweight and she reaches out and wraps
Adriana up. Gisele moves in and calls for a break. Adriana lifts
her gloves over her head and backs away as Alessandra releases
her grip and the two make a clean break. With seconds left the
circle without engaging as the round ends. Adriana takes the
round 10-9 by still trails 19-18.
Joe: Wow! They can really throw down.
Kathy: This isn't going to last much longer at this pace.
Hunter: A little defense will go a long way to a win. They can't
keep up this pace for a full 10 rounds.
Round 3: Both fighters are marked up but still willing to stand
and trade and that's just what they do. Adriana lands a couple
of stiff jabs snapping Alexandra's head back. She follows it up
with a straight left and a right cross to the cheek and
Allesandra looks like a puppet on strings. Adriana follows it up
with some slick body work then sneaks an uppercut straight
through the guard and Down Goes Alessandra! Gisele ushers
Adriana to a corner and looks down at Alessandra while swinging
her right arm in front of the downed Brazilian. 4 . . . .5 . . .
6 . . . Alessandra shakes her head and springs up to her feet at
8. Gisele will let the fight continue and the two square up.
It's now all Adriana as she pushes her Victoria Secret buddy
into the ropes and leans in chugging some heavy leather into
Ambrosia's tummy. After the 7th thudding body blow Gisele steps
in and gives the battered Strikeforce star a standing 8. An out
of breath Alessandra backs away with Adriana cutting the ring in
half until she corners her countrywoman then lights her up until
the bell. In a complete drubbing, Adriana takes the round 10-7
and now leads 28-26. Alessandra is on her stool blankly staring
ahead trying to clear her head while Adriana is on her feet
leaning back in her corner with each arm draped over the top
rope.
Round 4: More of the same with Adriana pushing Alessandra around
the ring only letting up when Gisele calls for a break. Adriana
is now mixing it up working the ribs and abs then sneaking up
shots to Alexandra's puffy face. Gisele is looking on closely
and might be about to stop the fight when Adriana misses with an
overhand right and eats a perfectly timed right cross that
almost breaks her jaw. The stunned crowd gasp as Adriana spins
to her right the spirals to the mat like a drunk ballerina. A
concerned Alessandra makes it to a neutral corner as Adriana
struggles to get her feet untangles. At 6 she manages to get to
her hands and knees and somehow beats the count. Adriana is
hurting but Alessandra is in no shape to finish her off and the
two tired beaten fighters clinch up and wrestle around forcing a
frustrated Gisele to keeps pulling them apart. With a minute
left neither is able to mount much of an offense and the round
ends with two sweat soaked Supermodels. In a shocking turn
Alessandra takes the round 10-8 and she ties the score at 36
apiece.
Joe: I think they should have paced themselves. This is getting
sloppy.
Rachel: Their cage fighters, Joe. Not boxers. They don't know
what it's like to go a full 10 rounds.
Joe: They should have the cardio. Fights in the UCC often go the
full 25 minutes.
Kathy: It's a lot different. In MMA you can take your opponent
down and recover on the ground. There is no place to hide in the
ring.
Joe: I think you might have a change of heart if you had Robyn
Lawley on top of you for 5 minutes.
Round 5: Both fighters are late off their stools and neither is
looking like they will make it much longer. Adriana scores with
a left hook but misses with with a right cross and leaving her
right side open to a nasty shovel hook to the ribs. The air
explodes out of Adriana's lungs and her gumshield goes flying
halfway across the ring. Gisele brings the fight to a halt as
she rinses off the mouth guard with a water bottle. The fight
resumes with Alessandra working the body low then swatting a
right across Adriana's rack. Adriana lets out a muffled moan and
steps back with her arms wrapped over her aching boobs. She
takes in some air, gives her friend a bewildered look then sends
out a mean spirited jab that flattens her friends left boob. Now
both are upset and are trading some choice Portuguese insults.
Adriana lands a stealthy left cross to the temple then lands a
bone crushing cross to the ribs. Alessandra takes a step back
then, sucks in a few deep breaths then pokes some stiff jabs
right back in Adriana's jugs. Adriana is seeing red as she steps
forward but Alessandra is changing levels keeping Adriana
guessing. Allesandra pushes Adriana until her back is on the
ropes that takes pot shots to the belly and uppercuts to the
chin. Adriana is leaning forward and has her elbows in tight.
Her solid guard is soaking up most of the volleys but she isn't
fighting back. Gisele gives her a final warning forcing her to
start punching back but it's at a cost as Alessandra sees an
opening and splits her guard with a nasty uppercut straightening
Adriana up. A few snap jabs to the nose brings the World of
Fight Welterweights guard high and tight leaving her body open.
Allesandra gets busy and starts ripping hooks and crosses into
Adriana's breasts. The rack attack is on full force right up to
the bell leaving a bruised and battered Adriana slumped on the
ropes with tears running down her cheeks.
Rachel: You just can't let someone maul your titties like that.
Kathy: I totally agree. Adriana is going to have to hit her back
where it counts.
Joe: Tit for tat?
Rachel: What are you talking about?
Round 6: It's obvious that Adriana is in agony as she cringes as
her breasts bounce around in her flimsy top. All personal
feeling are put aside as Alessandra goes right back to jugs
bouncing them back and forth forcing Adriana into a defensive
shell. A punch to the lips knocks Adriana's head to the side and
she stumbles forward looking like she's running up river. Her
weak legs just cant keep up and Down Goes Adriana. Gisele rushes
in and is about to wave off the fight but a resilient Adriana
get her legs under her and uses the ropes to pull herself up.
She shakes her arms loose then raises her guard forcing Gisele
to let the fight continue. It a colossal mistake as Alessandra
is all over her best friend pinning her on the ropes and working
her up and down landing heavy punches at will. It's simply too
little defense and too much Allesandra and Adriana drops down on
her knees then falls forwards her face slipping down between
Alessandra's thighs. Adriana's limp body twitches a few times
then lays motionless and Gisele waves off the fight. An
exhausted Alessandra weakly raises her arms then bends forwards
placing her hands on her knees and is too spent to enjoy her
victory.
Gisele brings Alessandra to the center of the ring while a
groggy Adriana is finally able to sit up. Alessandra has her
hand raised then goes to check up on her friend. She leans over
trying to console her but Adriana is having no part of it She
reaches down and tries to help her friend up but takes a punch
to the nose then backs away as security quickly closes in. Joe
Rogan ushers Alessandra to the side and starts his post fight
interview.
Joe: We're here with your winner Alessandra Ambrosia. That got
real personal towards then end. Did that take you by surprise?
Alessandra: It may have shocked some of our fans but both of us
knew that once you step into the ring it's every woman for
herself. Win at all costs I guess.
Joe: You really laid into her puppies. Was that your strategy
going in?
Alessandra: Of course not but once you see a weakness you'd be
an idiot if you didn't capitalize on it. Let me rephrase that.
You'd be a loser and an idiot.
Joe: Neither of you showed a lot of defensive skills. Is that
something you're going to work on?
Alessandra: Strikeforce is all about overwhelming your opponent.
We train everyday to force your opponent into fighting our way
and not let them dictate the action. So far we are 3-0 at this
Slugfest we'll be 5-0 after Julianne Hough beats up Ai Miyazato
and Amanda Seyfried pummels Joalin Loukamaa. Strikeforce is
pretty much unbeatable.
Joe: Do you spend a lot of time in the ring when training?
Alessandra: The Boss is big on striking so yes, we spend a ton
of time sparring and working on heavy bags.
Joe: Will this fight but a strain on your relationship with
Adriana?
Alessandra: I sure hope not. I'm sure she's hurting right now
but she'll get over it. If not I;ll have to kick her ass again.
Joe: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner, Alessandra Ambrosia!
Written by the Badass Barbies
*****************************************************
Page 1 of 1