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Fight #15 Adriana Lima vs Allesandra Ambrosia
By: BadAssBunnies Date: September 2, 2022, 2:47 am
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[font=arial]Match 15[/font]
[font=arial]Sin City Slugfest IV[/font]
[font=arial]The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand[/font]
[font=arial]Adriana Lima (World of Fight) [/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 10" / Weight: 120 lb / Measurements:
34-24-35 / Bra Size: 32B [/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra Ambrosia (Strikeforce)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 9" / Weight: 119 lb / Measurements:
34-25-34 / Bra Size: 32B [/font]
[font=arial]Referee: Gisele Bündchen[/font]
[font=arial]Hosts: Joe Rogan, Kathy Ireland, and Rachel Hunter
[/font]
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[font=arial]Joe: Next up we have a fight between two iconic
Brazilian Supermodels who also fight in the UCC. Joining me
tonight are Hall of Fame Models Kathy Ireland and Rachel Hunter.
Welcome, Ladies.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: Thanks, Joe. I'm a huge fan of the
UCC.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Me too. I also love talking MMA an watching
these young ladies face off in the cage. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: If I'm not mistaken Adriana and Alessandra are
best friends so this should be interesting when push comes to
shove.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: I hope their competitive spirits will take
over and they will put their friendship aside and really get
into it and we won't have some pathetic Foxy Boxing
exhibition.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: It all changes when you get punched in the
tit. All bets are off after that.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Did you two ever get in the ring and face each
other?[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Not in the boxing ring but we had numerous
fights.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: Way too many to count.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What type of fights did you two get
into?[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Nothing organized. Back in the day they
would just let you fight it out in your bra and panties.
Sometimes in a Hotel room and other times in a back yard.
[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: No rules and the toughest would win which
would be me.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I take it you two were won your fair share of
fights.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: We did all right.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel looks over and winks at Kathy who give her a
campy smile.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: Some of the most fierce fights were for the
SI covers. You really had dig deep if you wanted to win one of
those.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see that both have graced the Cover numerous
times. Did you two battle it out for the cover?[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: I've been on 3 covers including the 1989
cover which was voted the top cover of all time.[/font]
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[font=arial]Rachel: I've been on two but probably should have
been on more. Kathy and I had some battles that's for sure. It's
probably even between us.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: Actually it's 3 to 2 in my favor.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Whatever. You provably got lucky like
always.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy chuckles.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: Like when I shoved your thong down your
throat.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see that Allesandra is ready. Wait, both are
making a joint entrance. How odd is this?[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: They're Brazilian, Joe. They always have
each other's back.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: We'll see how long that lasts. I can't
wait.[/font]
[font=arial]Adriana and Alessandra walk towards the ring arm in
arm smiling and blowing kisses to their fans. Adriana goes
through the pre-fight inspection then gives her pal a big hug
then a kiss on each cheek. As she heads to the ring Alessandra
gives her runway mate a friendly slap on the butt. Bruce Buffer
makes his introductions while Adriana and Alessandra reminisce
with Gisele. [/font]
[font=arial]Both face each other in the middle of the ring while
Gisele goes over the rules. They bump gloves then slip back to
their corners and wait for the bell.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Again they touch gloves and circle in the
middle of the ring throwing out jabs while they bounce on their
toes. Textbook footwork but not a lot of scoring as both women
are busy poking out the jab and retreating before taking any
damage. The crowd is getting antsy as neither is willing to
engage in close. Gisele slaps her hands together and tells them
to get it on and just like that they both start throwing down.
Alessandra lands a stout cross to the jaw but takes a straight
right to the nose. Both back away then step back in and now the
leather is flying. A left cross catches Adriana in the ear and
she stumble to the side, catches herself then gets drilled with
an uppercut on the button and her legs buckle and she goes down
and takes a knee. Gisele motions Alessandra to a neutral corner
then turns around and picks up the count at 4 but to her
surprise Adriana is already on her feet. She gives her a once
over then lets the fight proceed. Alessandra is moving in to
strike then shuffling to the right scoring some points but not
landing any telling blows. The round winds down and it's the
Strikeforce fighter who takes the round 10-8. Alessandra gives
Adriana a pat on the shoulder as she heads for her
corner.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Some good action so far.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: There is no doubt that these two can fight. I
look for more of the same in the coming rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Both are showing some serious skills. It's
clear that they have spent a few rounds in the ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Both touch gloves and start circling.
Adriana pushes the pace and has Alessandra fighting off her back
foot. A left jab from the World of Fight Welterweight lands on
the chin and she follows it up with a 1-2 and now Alessandra is
on her bike but is fleet footed enough to keep her distance
until she recovers from the blows. The engage in the middle and
the crowd jump to their feet. They trade crosses, hooks, and
uppercuts and neither is sporting any defense. The punches are
landing at will as both plants their feet in the canvas and
swing from the hip. Not a body shot to be found as both are head
hunting and it's only a matter of time before one of the stately
beauties goes down for the count. Adriana's left cheek is
starting to swell and she has some blood trickling from a fat
upper lip. Alessandra has a small mouse under her right eye and
blood is seeping from a cut on her chin. Adriana bullies her way
in close and works some dirty boxing backing Alessandra into the
ropes. A few shots to the ribs and a scything punch to the belly
doubles over the Strikeforce Lightweight and she reaches out and
wraps Adriana up. Gisele moves in and calls for a break. Adriana
lifts her gloves over her head and backs away as Alessandra
releases her grip and the two make a clean break. With seconds
left the circle without engaging as the round ends. Adriana
takes the round 10-9 by still trails 19-18. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Wow! They can really throw down.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: This isn't going to last much longer at this
pace.[/font]
[font=arial]Hunter: A little defense will go a long way to a
win. They can't keep up this pace for a full 10 rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Both fighters are marked up but still
willing to stand and trade and that's just what they do. Adriana
lands a couple of stiff jabs snapping Alexandra's head back. She
follows it up with a straight left and a right cross to the
cheek and Allesandra looks like a puppet on strings. Adriana
follows it up with some slick body work then sneaks an uppercut
straight through the guard and Down Goes Alessandra! Gisele
ushers Adriana to a corner and looks down at Alessandra while
swinging her right arm in front of the downed Brazilian. 4 . . .
.5 . . . 6 . . . Alessandra shakes her head and springs up to
her feet at 8. Gisele will let the fight continue and the two
square up. It's now all Adriana as she pushes her Victoria
Secret buddy into the ropes and leans in chugging some heavy
leather into Ambrosia's tummy. After the 7[sup]th[/sup] thudding
body blow Gisele steps in and gives the battered Strikeforce
star a standing 8. An out of breath Alessandra backs away with
Adriana cutting the ring in half until she corners her
countrywoman then lights her up until the bell. In a complete
drubbing, Adriana takes the round 10-7 and now leads 28-26.
Alessandra is on her stool blankly staring ahead trying to clear
her head while Adriana is on her feet leaning back in her corner
with each arm draped over the top rope.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: More of the same with Adriana pushing
Alessandra around the ring only letting up when Gisele calls for
a break. Adriana is now mixing it up working the ribs and abs
then sneaking up shots to Alexandra's puffy face. Gisele is
looking on closely and might be about to stop the fight when
Adriana misses with an overhand right and eats a perfectly timed
right cross that almost breaks her jaw. The stunned crowd gasp
as Adriana spins to her right the spirals to the mat like a
drunk ballerina. A concerned Alessandra makes it to a neutral
corner as Adriana struggles to get her feet untangles. At 6 she
manages to get to her hands and knees and somehow beats the
count. Adriana is hurting but Alessandra is in no shape to
finish her off and the two tired beaten fighters clinch up and
wrestle around forcing a frustrated Gisele to keeps pulling them
apart. With a minute left neither is able to mount much of an
offense and the round ends with two sweat soaked Supermodels. In
a shocking turn Alessandra takes the round 10-8 and she ties the
score at 36 apiece. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I think they should have paced themselves. This
is getting sloppy.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: Their cage fighters, Joe. Not boxers. They
don't know what it's like to go a full 10 rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: They should have the cardio. Fights in the UCC
often go the full 25 minutes.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: It's a lot different. In MMA you can take
your opponent down and recover on the ground. There is no place
to hide in the ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I think you might have a change of heart if you
had Robyn Lawley on top of you for 5 minutes.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 5: Both fighters are late off their stools and
neither is looking like they will make it much longer. Adriana
scores with a left hook but misses with with a right cross and
leaving her right side open to a nasty shovel hook to the ribs.
The air explodes out of Adriana's lungs and her gumshield goes
flying halfway across the ring. Gisele brings the fight to a
halt as she rinses off the mouth guard with a water bottle. The
fight resumes with Alessandra working the body low then swatting
a right across Adriana's rack. Adriana lets out a muffled moan
and steps back with her arms wrapped over her aching boobs. She
takes in some air, gives her friend a bewildered look then sends
out a mean spirited jab that flattens her friends left boob. Now
both are upset and are trading some choice Portuguese insults.
Adriana lands a stealthy left cross to the temple then lands a
bone crushing cross to the ribs. Alessandra takes a step back
then, sucks in a few deep breaths then pokes some stiff jabs
right back in Adriana's jugs. Adriana is seeing red as she steps
forward but Alessandra is changing levels keeping Adriana
guessing. Allesandra pushes Adriana until her back is on the
ropes that takes pot shots to the belly and uppercuts to the
chin. Adriana is leaning forward and has her elbows in tight.
Her solid guard is soaking up most of the volleys but she isn't
fighting back. Gisele gives her a final warning forcing her to
start punching back but it's at a cost as Alessandra sees an
opening and splits her guard with a nasty uppercut straightening
Adriana up. A few snap jabs to the nose brings the World of
Fight Welterweights guard high and tight leaving her body open.
Allesandra gets busy and starts ripping hooks and crosses into
Adriana's breasts. The rack attack is on full force right up to
the bell leaving a bruised and battered Adriana slumped on the
ropes with tears running down her cheeks.[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: You just can't let someone maul your titties
like that.[/font]
[font=arial]Kathy: I totally agree. Adriana is going to have to
hit her back where it counts.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Tit for tat?[/font]
[font=arial]Rachel: What are you talking about? [/font]
[font=arial]Round 6: It's obvious that Adriana is in agony as
she cringes as her breasts bounce around in her flimsy top. All
personal feeling are put aside as Alessandra goes right back to
jugs bouncing them back and forth forcing Adriana into a
defensive shell. A punch to the lips knocks Adriana's head to
the side and she stumbles forward looking like she's running up
river. Her weak legs just cant keep up and Down Goes Adriana.
Gisele rushes in and is about to wave off the fight but a
resilient Adriana get her legs under her and uses the ropes to
pull herself up. She shakes her arms loose then raises her guard
forcing Gisele to let the fight continue. It a colossal mistake
as Alessandra is all over her best friend pinning her on the
ropes and working her up and down landing heavy punches at will.
It's simply too little defense and too much Allesandra and
Adriana drops down on her knees then falls forwards her face
slipping down between Alessandra's thighs. Adriana's limp body
twitches a few times then lays motionless and Gisele waves off
the fight. An exhausted Alessandra weakly raises her arms then
bends forwards placing her hands on her knees and is too spent
to enjoy her victory.[/font]
[font=arial]Gisele brings Alessandra to the center of the ring
while a groggy Adriana is finally able to sit up. Alessandra has
her hand raised then goes to check up on her friend. She leans
over trying to console her but Adriana is having no part of it
She reaches down and tries to help her friend up but takes a
punch to the nose then backs away as security quickly closes in.
Joe Rogan ushers Alessandra to the side and starts his post
fight interview.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: We're here with your winner Alessandra
Ambrosia. That got real personal towards then end. Did that take
you by surprise?[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra: It may have shocked some of our fans but
both of us knew that once you step into the ring it's every
woman for herself. Win at all costs I guess.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You really laid into her puppies. Was that your
strategy going in?[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra: Of course not but once you see a
weakness you'd be an idiot if you didn't capitalize on it. Let
me rephrase that. You'd be a loser and an idiot.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Neither of you showed a lot of defensive
skills. Is that something you're going to work on?[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra: Strikeforce is all about overwhelming
your opponent. We train everyday to force your opponent into
fighting our way and not let them dictate the action. So far we
are 3-0 at this Slugfest we'll be 5-0 after Julianne Hough beats
up Ai Miyazato and Amanda Seyfried pummels Joalin Loukamaa.
Strikeforce is pretty much unbeatable.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Do you spend a lot of time in the ring when
training?[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra: The Boss is big on striking so yes, we
spend a ton of time sparring and working on heavy bags.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Will this fight but a strain on your
relationship with Adriana?[/font]
[font=arial]Alessandra: I sure hope not. I'm sure she's hurting
right now but she'll get over it. If not I;ll have to kick her
ass again.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner, Alessandra
Ambrosia![/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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