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Fight #12 Alexandra Paul vs Gena Lee Nolin with Olivia Rodrigo
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: August 24, 2022, 5:09 am
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Match 12
Sin City Slugfest IV
The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand
Gena Lee Nolin (Hayden's Powergirls)
Height: 5' 11" / Weight: 148 lb / Measurements: 35-25-34 / Bra
Size: 35C
vs
Alexandra Paul (Raccoon)
Height: 5' 10" / Weight: 131 lb / Measurements: 36-23-33 / Bra
Size: 32AA
Referee: Unannounced
Hosts: Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, and Bryan Callen
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Joe: Next up we have a fight between two former Baywatch stars
who just so happen to fight in the UCC.
Brendan: It's a couple of Amazon's, Joe. These two giants and
have to be over 6'2”.
Bryan: I'm not sure they are that tall. Taller than Joe, that's
for sure.
Joe: Stick it, Bryan.
Brendan: Word has it that these two has some history.
Bryan: You're like a gossipy old lady. Where do you hear all of
this?
Brendan: Oh, ya know. I know people.
Joe: What kind of history are we talking about?
Bryan: Steamy lesbian stuff I hope.
Brendan: Well, I heard that Alexandra was in the shower and Gena
. . . .
Joe: Hold that thought, Brendan. I see we have a ring girls
stepping onto the cage.
Brendan: Wait a minute, ring girls are only allowed in the cage
when the parade around the round cards. I do like me some ring
girls.
Bryan: Whoever she is she is smoking hot! What a dime piece.
Joe Rogan holds up his hand.
Joe: I'm being told that she is the referee.
Bryan: Ouch, she's way too hot to be a stuffy old ref.
Joe: That is the referee. Her name is Donna D'Errico.
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Bryan: Never heard of her.
Brendan: Never heard of her? That's frickin Donna D'Errico. The
hottest blonde on Baywatch.
Joe: Hotter than Pamela Anderson? Erika Elaniak, Kelly Packard,
Kelly Rohrbach.
Brendan: Take a look at her, Joe. 54 years old and her Onlyfans
account had 87k fans sign up on the first day.
Bryan: Were you one of them?
Joe: What do you think? Brendan spends a small fortune on
Onlyfans.
Brendan: I wouldn't call it a small fortune. I few hundy here
and there and by the way she is hotter now then when she was on
Baywatch.
Joe: I see the challenger is making her entrance.
Gena Lee Nolin makes her way to the ring dressed in the same
Baywatch outfit that she wore in her fight against Zendaya
Coleman. She is accompanied by Hayden Panettiere and Vanessa
Hudgens. She is all business and heads straight towards the ring
and ignores her exuberant fans. She quickly passes the per-fight
inspection and cautiously enter the ring. She settles in her
corner but looks to be in agony and is having trouble breathing.
Bryan: Gena is not looking all that good at the moment.
Joe: She took a beating in her last fight. Zendaya worked her
over and her body really good. They shouldn't be allowing her to
fight.
Brendan: I saw the highlights and Zendaya beat her up. Referee
Lily James should have stopped the fight.
Bryan: If you ask me, she's getting what she deserves. Gena is
the one who challenged Zendaya and Alexandra and now she's going
to pay the price.
Joe: The fights hasn't started yet. Let's not bury her just yet.
Bryan: What's Vanessa Hudgens doing here? Isn't she on the
Badass Barbies?
Brendan: My sources say that negotiations are finalized and
Vanessa will be joining . . .
Joe: I see Alexandra is making her way to the ring.
Alexandra is all smiles as she high fives her fans and has a
skip in her step. She is accompanied by Kristen Kreuk and Keira
Knightley. Kristen lifts the top rope and Alexandra ducks down
and enters the ring. She takes a lap around the ring and waves
to her fans. She does a double take as she passes the ref then
realizes that she is her former co-star. She reaches out her
hand but is firmly escorted back to her corner as Donna D'Errico
isn't about to show any favoritism.
Bruce Buffer introduces the fighters and Donna brings the them
to the middle to go over the rules. It's still clear that Gena
isn't herself and this doesn't go unnoticed. Donna brings in the
ring Doctor who quickly decides that Gena has some **** ribs and
is in no condition to fight. Hayden is arguing with the Doctor
and keeps bumping into him until she pins him against the cage.
Security pulls Hayden away and Donna D'Errico waves off the
fight as Gena is escorted out of the ring.
Bruce Buffer brings Alexandra to the middle of the ring and
raises her hand.
Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman, Your winner by Medical
Stoppage at 0:00 of the First Round. Alexandrrrrrraaaa
Pauulllllllll!
A disappointed Alexandra steps toward Joe Rogan.
Joe: We are here with your winner Alexandra Paul!
Alexandra: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Its not my fault.
A few fans cheer while a majority start booing.
Joe: It looks like you're disappointed.
Alexandra: Very. Zendaya and I spent a lot of time getting ready
for Gena. It's very unfortunate that she isn't able to fight
tonight. I'm 100% ready to box, Joe.
Alexandra steps back and throws out some phantom jabs, shuffles
her feet then launches a one-two-one combo that come a few
inches from Joe's grill. Joe chuckles.
Joe: If Gena was healthy, how do you feel you would have fared
against her?
Alexandra: We really trained hard, Joe. My cardio is absolutely
amazing and I'm ready to go a full 10 rounds. I just wish I had
an opponent.
As Alexandra is finishing up her interview, Hayden and Vanessa
part the ropes and Olivia Rodrigo, already wearing a pair of
boxing gloves and matching fight attire enters the ring and
steps in between Joe and Alexandra.
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Olivia: How about me, toothpick?
The anxious crowd screams.
Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Wait a minute.
Olivia gives Alexandra a firm shove on her AA chest.
Olivia: What do you say, Alex. You wanna go a few rounds with
me?
Alexandra turns back to Joe with a confused look on her face.
Joe: Well, I'm not sure that this will be sanctioned. We'll have
to get approval from the Nevada Boxing Commission.
Hayden steps forward and rips the mic out of Joe's hand.
Hayden: It's already been cleared, Joe. Olivia is already
fighting later tonight so it's up to the bean pole if she wants
to get her ass kicked.
Hayden sticks the mic in Alexandra's face as Olivia inches her
way over to Alexandra.
Hayden: Well, what's it going to be little boy?
Keira and Kristen quickly grab Alexandra and escort her out of
the ring. Olivia grabs the mic as the crowd starts booing.
Olivia: That's OK. Everyone knows that deep down Alexandra Paul
is scared little girl. Just look at her, she's built like a 12
year old and I doubt that she's ready for a training bra. I
would have pounded her into the mat anyway just like I did at
the Disney vs Baywatch comettition at the last Open Fight Night.
I had a feeling she would chicken out.
Olivia places her thumbs in her armpits and starts flapping her
hands like a chicken. The crowd starts a chicken chant “buk,
buk, buk, ba-gawk” “buk, buk, buk, ba-gawk” “buk, buk, buk,
ba-gawk”.
Alexandra is halfway to her locker room when she turns around
and faces the ring. She breaks free from Kristin and Keira and
makes her way back down the aisle and enters the ring. Joe
smiles as he places the mic in front of Alexandra.
Alexandra: I'm not the least bit afraid of you, you little punk.
If you want to fight then let's fight.
The crowd erupts as Kristin and Keira settle their fighter into
their corner while Hayden and Vanessa get Olivia ready. Bruce
Buffer scrambles to get information on Olivia then introduces
the fighters.
Olivia Rodrigo (Badass Barbies)
Height: 5' 5" / Weight: 125 lb / Measurements: 32-24-33 / Bra
Size: 34C
Donna brings them to the middle and goes over the rules. She
steps back and sends them back to their corners.
Brendan: Word has it that these 2 already had a little brush up.
Bryan: And how do you know this? Onlyfans?
Brendan: Nooooo. It was at the Disney Games and they were
throwing mud at each other.
Joe: Mud? What in the world are you talking about. Disney Games,
throwing mud?
Brendan: The Disney Games where all the UCC fighters who worked
for Disney got together and battled it out in some amazingly
cool games.
Joe: I must have missed that but the fighters are ready.
Round 1: Alexandra is a bit agitated at being called out and is
the aggressor early on landing her jab backing Olivia up. A wild
overhand right misses and Olivia rams a left hook into ribs then
follows it up with a right to the jaw. Alexandra brushes off the
blow and keeps up the pressure keeping Olivia on her back foot
not allowing her to land any significant strikes. Mid round and
Alexandra is finding her range and Olivia has some swelling
under her right eye. As the seconds tick away Olivia pushes the
pace looking to steal the round but Alexandra keeps her cool and
uses her reach to keep Olivia at a distance. The bell clangs and
Alexandra takes the round 10-9.
Round 2: Olivia is upping the pace and manages to bring the
fight in close. She uses some dirty boxing to score a few points
before Alexandra is able to tie her up and get a break. Olivia
is back in the pocket working the body but doesn't see an
uppercut that splits her guard and lands on her chin and Olivia
is in trouble. Her legs buckle and she stumbles back. She
reaches out and drapes her left arm over the top cable then gets
clipped with a right hand to the side of the head before the ref
can step in. Alexandra raises her hands and heads to a neutral
corner while a clearly stunned Olivia slips down the ropes.
Donna D'Errico steps in a starts the count. At 5 Olivia is rolls
over and gets to her feet by 8. Donna gives Olivia a once over
and resumes the fight. Alexandra is all over the fading 18 year
old and she takes pot shots until the bell. Vanessa jumps into
the ring and helps Olivia to her stool. Hayden is furious and
lays into Olivia.
Hayden: What the f&ck are you doing. This is Alexandra Paul
you're fighting. Get your sh!t together or I'll have to go in
there and do it for you.
The time between rounds is not sufficient and Olivia is still on
unsteady legs but she gets off her stool and raises her mits.
Alexandra wins the round 10-8 and takes a 20-17 lead.
Round 3: Alexandra is all business and looks to put the brash
Barbie down for the count. She muscles Olivia into a corner then
leans in putting her chin on the brunettes shoulder. She starts
working the abs then a couple of stout uppercuts find their way
to Olivia's luscious rack causing Olivia to squeal out. Olivia
is not at all pleased with Alexandra's jug attack but is unable
to stop her and she takes a few more crushing hooks across the
bow before she can tie her up and get a break. Kristin is busy
yelling out instructions “body body uppercut ribs” and Alexandra
is following her to a tee. Olivia is slowly folding in two and
her butt is resting on the middle rope. “left left ribs liver”
and down goes Olivia for the 2nd time. Alexandra is escorted to
a neutral corner as Olivia holds her right side as she gets to a
knee. She waits until the count reaches 8 then somehow gets back
to her feet. It look like Donna is going to give her one more
shot but she may have her on a tight leash. Olivia raises her
guard making sure her elbows are tucked in around her battered
chest. Olivia deflects a few errant punches as the bell sounds
saving her for another round. It's Alexandra's fight and she
takes another 10-8 round and builds a commanding 30-26 lead.
Hayden takes the water bottle and shoots a stream into Olivia's
face snapping her out of her funk. She grabs her by the chin and
lets her know that under no circumstances is she to lose to
Alexandra.
Hayden: I really don't care if your boobs hurt. Man up and take
it to that weakling.
Kristen is all smiles as she shows Alexandra how she wants her
to finish the fight. Alexandra nods in agreement and is off her
stool early as she waits for Olivia.
Round 4: Alexandra takes in a deep breath then takes a few steps
forward but catches a stiff jab to the nose. She takes a step
back as blood starts trickling out of her left nostril. She
wipes her face then steps back into the pocket. Olivia is not
showing much is the way of offense but her high guard is tight
and few if any of Alexandra's punches are getting through. Mid
round and Kristen is losing her patience and is feverishly
yelling out instructions. “left left right circle right ribs abs
right harder harder harder!” Like a robot, Alexandra is
following Kristen but Olivia defense is solid and most of the
shots are missing completely or bouncing off her arms. Mid round
and Alexandra takes a step back and gulps down a few deep
breaths. Kristin isn't about to let up and barks out commands as
Alexandra huffs and puffs as she throws out harmless shots to
Olivia's rack. Olivia is still not fighting back but she now has
her feet under her and is moving into the pocket then darting
out of range as the bell sounds. It's another round for
Alexandra and she builds on her commanding 40-35 lead.
Olivia is being iced down while Keira is trying making Alexandra
breath in through her nose and slowly exhale. When the round
starts it's now Alexandra who is slow off her stool.
Round 5: Olivia now has the bounce back in her step and she is
moving in the pocket, landing some leather then bouncing back
before Alexandra can counter. It only takes a few jabs to bust
open Alexandra's nose and now blood is trickling down her face.
Olivia switches up her attack and now goes to the body ramming
home hooks and crosses to the ribs, abs, and chest. Alexandra is
now laboring heavily breathing through her mouth as Olivia is
picking her shots mixing it up keeping Alexandra guessing.
Olivia backs Alexandra up and now it's the former stable leader
who's high guard is keeping her upright. That is until an
uppercut splits her guard and snaps her head back forcing her
into her corner. Olivia is all over her as Kristen screams for
her to clinch up but Olivia is pushing forward and her arms a
churning like pistons as the bells clangs just in time to save
Alexandra. Olivia wins her first round but still trails 45-49.
Kristin is trying to go over strategy but Alexandra just nods
her head. Realizing that Kristin's advice is no longer working,
Keira steps in and takes over.
Keira: For God Sake. You're longer and stronger than her so keep
her at a distance and pick her apart.
Hayden and Vanessa are all smiles as they look over at
Alexandra.
Hayden: Don't take her out just yet. I want you to make her
suffer for a few rounds.
Olivia seems a bit confused but nods in agreement.
Round 6: Alexandra is working her jab keeping out of range
almost running away at times but her strategy is effective at
buying her some recovery time. Olivia plodding forward swinging
away but barely causing any damage as Alexandra is keeping at a
safe distance. Olivia is spending a ton of energy hunting
Alexandra down and she's winning the round but at a cost. Olivia
manages to finally corner Alexandra in the closing moments and
she unloads left and rights into the ribs and belly. Alexandra
is feeling them and wraps Olivia up tight but Donna D'Errico is
going to let them fight it out in close. 10 seconds left and
Olivia frees her right hand and starts blasting hooks right
below the belly button. Olivia buries 2, 3, 4, 5 punches deep
into Alexandra's gut and she falls forward at the bell. Olivia
steps back and Alexandra falls forward, her face slipping down
Olivia's sweat covered chest. Alexandra comes to a rest at her
feet. A rejuvenated Olivia rushes back to her corner and plops
her butt down on her stool and watches as Kristen and Keira each
grab one of Alexandra's arms and drag her across the ring. They
perch her up on her stool and try and revive their fighter. With
the late Knockdown Olivia takes the round 10-8 and closes to gap
but still trails 55-58.
Kristin and Keira are at odds on whether Alexandra will answer
the bell for the 7th round. Donna is watching closely. The break
ends and Olivia is bouncing on her toes and somehow Alexandra
makes her feet and gets her guard up.
Round 7: Olivia wants to put an end to the fight but Hayden has
instructed her to go back to the body. Alexandra is clearly a
step behind and Olivia is backing Alexandra into a corner and
digging her mits into her tender body. Alexandra is hurt and she
puts her gloves on her ears, brings her elbows in and leans
forward tucking herself into a defensive shell. Olivia starts
pounding away but Alexandra is able to soak up most of the
punches but she's not fighting back and referee Donna D'Errico
steps between them and calls off the fight. Olivia raises her
hands and starts celebrating while Alexandra straightens herself
up and goes over to Donna complaining that she can still fight
but Donna isn't having any of it. It's official. Olivia Rodrigo
beat Alexandra Paul by TKO at 1:09 of the 7th Round.
Joe Rogan makes his way over to the winner.
Joe: Congratulations, Olivia. That was a really nice comeback.
Olivia: Thanks, Joe. It took me a bit to figure her out but once
I started to soften her up she kind of folded.
Joe: You had her in serious trouble but it looks like you might
have let up.
Olivia: I'm not going to get into that right now. I won so let's
leave it at that.
Joe: My Co-Host Brendan mentioned something about a mud slinging
Disney Event between you and Alexandra. Care to comment on that?
Olivia: She's a sore loser, Joe and had to be taught a little
lesson in sportsmanship.
Alexandra forces her way between Olivia and Joe.
Alexandra: I'm ready to continue.
Joe: The fight is over, Alexandra.
Alexandra: But I was just resting. I'm perfectly fine.
Olivia rears back and drives her bare fist deep into Alexandra's
exposed abs dropping her in a twisted pile. Keira goes to jump
on Olivia but is blind-sided by Hayden who tackles her to the
mat and starts wailing away on Keira's face. Security pulls
Hayden off while Alexandra is attended to. After several tense
minutes order is restored and the interview continues.
Joe: You'll be fighting Laura Marano in a couple of hours. I
hope you're in better condition than Gena.
Olivia: Don't worry about me. Alexandra never really hurt me.
Laura is a little punk and I'll look forward to beating her ass.
Joe: You took some damage to you chest and looked to be in a
fair amount of pain. Is this going to be a problem against
Laura?
Olivia: Normally when you take a punch to the jugs you fire
right back and they immediately stop. As you saw, Alexandra has
nothing to hit so you really can't pay her back.
Joe: Ladies and Gentleman, Olivia Rodrigo!
Written by the Badass Barbies
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