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Fight #12 Alexandra Paul vs Gena Lee Nolin with Olivia Rodrigo
By: BadAssBunnies Date: August 24, 2022, 5:09 am
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[font=arial]Match 12[/font]
[font=arial]Sin City Slugfest IV[/font]
[font=arial]The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand[/font]
[font=arial]Gena Lee Nolin (Hayden's Powergirls) [/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 11" / Weight: 148 lb / Measurements:
35-25-34 / Bra Size: 35C [/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra Paul (Raccoon)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 10" / Weight: 131 lb / Measurements:
36-23-33 / Bra Size: 32AA [/font]
[font=arial]Referee: Unannounced[/font]
[font=arial]Hosts: Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, and Bryan
Callen[/font]
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[font=arial]Joe: Next up we have a fight between two former
Baywatch stars who just so happen to fight in the UCC.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: It's a couple of Amazon's, Joe. These two
giants and have to be over 6'2”.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: I'm not sure they are that tall. Taller than
Joe, that's for sure.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Stick it, Bryan.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Word has it that these two has some
history.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: You're like a gossipy old lady. Where do you
hear all of this?[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Oh, ya know. I know people.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What kind of history are we talking
about?[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: Steamy lesbian stuff I hope.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Well, I heard that Alexandra was in the
shower and Gena . . . .[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Hold that thought, Brendan. I see we have a
ring girls stepping onto the cage.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Wait a minute, ring girls are only allowed
in the cage when the parade around the round cards. I do like me
some ring girls.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: Whoever she is she is smoking hot! What a
dime piece. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan holds up his hand.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I'm being told that she is the referee.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: Ouch, she's way too hot to be a stuffy old
ref. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe: That is the referee. Her name is Donna
D'Errico.[/font]
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[font=arial]Bryan: Never heard of her.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Never heard of her? That's frickin Donna
D'Errico. The hottest blonde on Baywatch.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Hotter than Pamela Anderson? Erika Elaniak,
Kelly Packard, Kelly Rohrbach.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Take a look at her, Joe. 54 years old and
her Onlyfans account had 87k fans sign up on the first
day.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: Were you one of them?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: What do you think? Brendan spends a small
fortune on Onlyfans. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: I wouldn't call it a small fortune. I few
hundy here and there and by the way she is hotter now then when
she was on Baywatch.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see the challenger is making her
entrance.[/font]
[font=arial]Gena Lee Nolin makes her way to the ring dressed in
the same Baywatch outfit that she wore in her fight against
Zendaya Coleman. She is accompanied by Hayden Panettiere and
Vanessa Hudgens. She is all business and heads straight towards
the ring and ignores her exuberant fans. She quickly passes the
per-fight inspection and cautiously enter the ring. She settles
in her corner but looks to be in agony and is having trouble
breathing.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: Gena is not looking all that good at the
moment.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: She took a beating in her last fight. Zendaya
worked her over and her body really good. They shouldn't be
allowing her to fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: I saw the highlights and Zendaya beat her
up. Referee Lily James should have stopped the fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: If you ask me, she's getting what she
deserves. Gena is the one who challenged Zendaya and Alexandra
and now she's going to pay the price.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: The fights hasn't started yet. Let's not bury
her just yet.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: What's Vanessa Hudgens doing here? Isn't she
on the Badass Barbies?[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: My sources say that negotiations are
finalized and Vanessa will be joining . . .[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see Alexandra is making her way to the
ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra is all smiles as she high fives her fans
and has a skip in her step. She is accompanied by Kristen Kreuk
and Keira Knightley. Kristen lifts the top rope and Alexandra
ducks down and enters the ring. She takes a lap around the ring
and waves to her fans. She does a double take as she passes the
ref then realizes that she is her former co-star. She reaches
out her hand but is firmly escorted back to her corner as Donna
D'Errico isn't about to show any favoritism.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer introduces the fighters and Donna
brings the them to the middle to go over the rules. It's still
clear that Gena isn't herself and this doesn't go unnoticed.
Donna brings in the ring Doctor who quickly decides that Gena
has some **** ribs and is in no condition to fight. Hayden is
arguing with the Doctor and keeps bumping into him until she
pins him against the cage. Security pulls Hayden away and Donna
D'Errico waves off the fight as Gena is escorted out of the
ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer brings Alexandra to the middle of the
ring and raises her hand. [/font]
[font=arial]Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman, Your winner by
Medical Stoppage at 0:00 of the First Round. Alexandrrrrrraaaa
Pauulllllllll![/font]
[font=arial]A disappointed Alexandra steps toward Joe
Rogan.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: We are here with your winner Alexandra
Paul![/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Its not my
fault.[/font]
[font=arial]A few fans cheer while a majority start
booing.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: It looks like you're disappointed.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: Very. Zendaya and I spent a lot of time
getting ready for Gena. It's very unfortunate that she isn't
able to fight tonight. I'm 100% ready to box, Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra steps back and throws out some phantom
jabs, shuffles her feet then launches a one-two-one combo that
come a few inches from Joe's grill. Joe chuckles.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: If Gena was healthy, how do you feel you would
have fared against her?[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: We really trained hard, Joe. My cardio is
absolutely amazing and I'm ready to go a full 10 rounds. I just
wish I had an opponent.[/font]
[font=arial]As Alexandra is finishing up her interview, Hayden
and Vanessa part the ropes and Olivia Rodrigo, already wearing a
pair of boxing gloves and matching fight attire enters the ring
and steps in between Joe and Alexandra. [/font]
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[font=arial]Olivia: How about me, toothpick?[/font]
[font=arial]The anxious crowd screams.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! Wait a minute. [/font]
[font=arial]Olivia gives Alexandra a firm shove on her AA
chest.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: What do you say, Alex. You wanna go a few
rounds with me?[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra turns back to Joe with a confused look on
her face.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Well, I'm not sure that this will be
sanctioned. We'll have to get approval from the Nevada Boxing
Commission.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden steps forward and rips the mic out of Joe's
hand. [/font]
[font=arial]Hayden: It's already been cleared, Joe. Olivia is
already fighting later tonight so it's up to the bean pole if
she wants to get her ass kicked.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden sticks the mic in Alexandra's face as Olivia
inches her way over to Alexandra.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden: Well, what's it going to be little
boy?[/font]
[font=arial]Keira and Kristen quickly grab Alexandra and escort
her out of the ring. Olivia grabs the mic as the crowd starts
booing.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: That's OK. Everyone knows that deep down
Alexandra Paul is scared little girl. Just look at her, she's
built like a 12 year old and I doubt that she's ready for a
training bra. I would have pounded her into the mat anyway just
like I did at the Disney vs Baywatch comettition at the last
Open Fight Night. I had a feeling she would chicken out.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia places her thumbs in her armpits and starts
flapping her hands like a chicken. The crowd starts a chicken
chant “buk, buk, buk, ba-gawk” “buk, buk, buk, ba-gawk” “buk,
buk, buk, ba-gawk”.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra is halfway to her locker room when she
turns around and faces the ring. She breaks free from Kristin
and Keira and makes her way back down the aisle and enters the
ring. Joe smiles as he places the mic in front of
Alexandra.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: I'm not the least bit afraid of you, you
little punk. If you want to fight then let's fight.[/font]
[font=arial]The crowd erupts as Kristin and Keira settle their
fighter into their corner while Hayden and Vanessa get Olivia
ready. Bruce Buffer scrambles to get information on Olivia then
introduces the fighters. [/font]
[font=arial]Olivia Rodrigo (Badass Barbies)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 5" / Weight: 125 lb / Measurements:
32-24-33 / Bra Size: 34C [/font]
[font=arial]Donna brings them to the middle and goes over the
rules. She steps back and sends them back to their
corners.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Word has it that these 2 already had a
little brush up.[/font]
[font=arial]Bryan: And how do you know this? Onlyfans?[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Nooooo. It was at the Disney Games and they
were throwing mud at each other.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Mud? What in the world are you talking about.
Disney Games, throwing mud?[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: The Disney Games where all the UCC fighters
who worked for Disney got together and battled it out in some
amazingly cool games.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I must have missed that but the fighters are
ready.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Alexandra is a bit agitated at being called
out and is the aggressor early on landing her jab backing Olivia
up. A wild overhand right misses and Olivia rams a left hook
into ribs then follows it up with a right to the jaw. Alexandra
brushes off the blow and keeps up the pressure keeping Olivia on
her back foot not allowing her to land any significant strikes.
Mid round and Alexandra is finding her range and Olivia has some
swelling under her right eye. As the seconds tick away Olivia
pushes the pace looking to steal the round but Alexandra keeps
her cool and uses her reach to keep Olivia at a distance. The
bell clangs and Alexandra takes the round 10-9.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Olivia is upping the pace and manages to
bring the fight in close. She uses some dirty boxing to score a
few points before Alexandra is able to tie her up and get a
break. Olivia is back in the pocket working the body but doesn't
see an uppercut that splits her guard and lands on her chin and
Olivia is in trouble. Her legs buckle and she stumbles back. She
reaches out and drapes her left arm over the top cable then gets
clipped with a right hand to the side of the head before the ref
can step in. Alexandra raises her hands and heads to a neutral
corner while a clearly stunned Olivia slips down the ropes.
Donna D'Errico steps in a starts the count. At 5 Olivia is rolls
over and gets to her feet by 8. Donna gives Olivia a once over
and resumes the fight. Alexandra is all over the fading 18 year
old and she takes pot shots until the bell. Vanessa jumps into
the ring and helps Olivia to her stool. Hayden is furious and
lays into Olivia.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden: What the f&ck are you doing. This is
Alexandra Paul you're fighting. Get your sh!t together or I'll
have to go in there and do it for you.[/font]
[font=arial]The time between rounds is not sufficient and Olivia
is still on unsteady legs but she gets off her stool and raises
her mits. Alexandra wins the round 10-8 and takes a 20-17
lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Alexandra is all business and looks to put
the brash Barbie down for the count. She muscles Olivia into a
corner then leans in putting her chin on the brunettes shoulder.
She starts working the abs then a couple of stout uppercuts find
their way to Olivia's luscious rack causing Olivia to squeal
out. Olivia is not at all pleased with Alexandra's jug attack
but is unable to stop her and she takes a few more crushing
hooks across the bow before she can tie her up and get a break.
Kristin is busy yelling out instructions “body body uppercut
ribs” and Alexandra is following her to a tee. Olivia is slowly
folding in two and her butt is resting on the middle rope. “left
left ribs liver” and down goes Olivia for the 2[sup]nd[/sup]
time. Alexandra is escorted to a neutral corner as Olivia holds
her right side as she gets to a knee. She waits until the count
reaches 8 then somehow gets back to her feet. It look like Donna
is going to give her one more shot but she may have her on a
tight leash. Olivia raises her guard making sure her elbows are
tucked in around her battered chest. Olivia deflects a few
errant punches as the bell sounds saving her for another round.
It's Alexandra's fight and she takes another 10-8 round and
builds a commanding 30-26 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden takes the water bottle and shoots a stream
into Olivia's face snapping her out of her funk. She grabs her
by the chin and lets her know that under no circumstances is she
to lose to Alexandra.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden: I really don't care if your boobs hurt. Man
up and take it to that weakling.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristen is all smiles as she shows Alexandra how she
wants her to finish the fight. Alexandra nods in agreement and
is off her stool early as she waits for Olivia. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: Alexandra takes in a deep breath then takes
a few steps forward but catches a stiff jab to the nose. She
takes a step back as blood starts trickling out of her left
nostril. She wipes her face then steps back into the pocket.
Olivia is not showing much is the way of offense but her high
guard is tight and few if any of Alexandra's punches are getting
through. Mid round and Kristen is losing her patience and is
feverishly yelling out instructions. “left left right circle
right ribs abs right harder harder harder!” Like a robot,
Alexandra is following Kristen but Olivia defense is solid and
most of the shots are missing completely or bouncing off her
arms. Mid round and Alexandra takes a step back and gulps down a
few deep breaths. Kristin isn't about to let up and barks out
commands as Alexandra huffs and puffs as she throws out harmless
shots to Olivia's rack. Olivia is still not fighting back but
she now has her feet under her and is moving into the pocket
then darting out of range as the bell sounds. It's another round
for Alexandra and she builds on her commanding 40-35 lead.
[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia is being iced down while Keira is trying
making Alexandra breath in through her nose and slowly exhale.
When the round starts it's now Alexandra who is slow off her
stool.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 5: Olivia now has the bounce back in her step
and she is moving in the pocket, landing some leather then
bouncing back before Alexandra can counter. It only takes a few
jabs to bust open Alexandra's nose and now blood is trickling
down her face. Olivia switches up her attack and now goes to the
body ramming home hooks and crosses to the ribs, abs, and chest.
Alexandra is now laboring heavily breathing through her mouth as
Olivia is picking her shots mixing it up keeping Alexandra
guessing. Olivia backs Alexandra up and now it's the former
stable leader who's high guard is keeping her upright. That is
until an uppercut splits her guard and snaps her head back
forcing her into her corner. Olivia is all over her as Kristen
screams for her to clinch up but Olivia is pushing forward and
her arms a churning like pistons as the bells clangs just in
time to save Alexandra. Olivia wins her first round but still
trails 45-49.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristin is trying to go over strategy but Alexandra
just nods her head. Realizing that Kristin's advice is no longer
working, Keira steps in and takes over.[/font]
[font=arial]Keira: For God Sake. You're longer and stronger than
her so keep her at a distance and pick her apart. [/font]
[font=arial]Hayden and Vanessa are all smiles as they look over
at Alexandra.[/font]
[font=arial]Hayden: Don't take her out just yet. I want you to
make her suffer for a few rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia seems a bit confused but nods in
agreement.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 6: Alexandra is working her jab keeping out of
range almost running away at times but her strategy is effective
at buying her some recovery time. Olivia plodding forward
swinging away but barely causing any damage as Alexandra is
keeping at a safe distance. Olivia is spending a ton of energy
hunting Alexandra down and she's winning the round but at a
cost. Olivia manages to finally corner Alexandra in the closing
moments and she unloads left and rights into the ribs and belly.
Alexandra is feeling them and wraps Olivia up tight but Donna
D'Errico is going to let them fight it out in close. 10 seconds
left and Olivia frees her right hand and starts blasting hooks
right below the belly button. Olivia buries 2, 3, 4, 5 punches
deep into Alexandra's gut and she falls forward at the bell.
Olivia steps back and Alexandra falls forward, her face slipping
down Olivia's sweat covered chest. Alexandra comes to a rest at
her feet. A rejuvenated Olivia rushes back to her corner and
plops her butt down on her stool and watches as Kristen and
Keira each grab one of Alexandra's arms and drag her across the
ring. They perch her up on her stool and try and revive their
fighter. With the late Knockdown Olivia takes the round 10-8 and
closes to gap but still trails 55-58.[/font]
[font=arial]Kristin and Keira are at odds on whether Alexandra
will answer the bell for the 7[sup]th[/sup] round. Donna is
watching closely. The break ends and Olivia is bouncing on her
toes and somehow Alexandra makes her feet and gets her guard
up.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 7: Olivia wants to put an end to the fight but
Hayden has instructed her to go back to the body. Alexandra is
clearly a step behind and Olivia is backing Alexandra into a
corner and digging her mits into her tender body. Alexandra is
hurt and she puts her gloves on her ears, brings her elbows in
and leans forward tucking herself into a defensive shell. Olivia
starts pounding away but Alexandra is able to soak up most of
the punches but she's not fighting back and referee Donna
D'Errico steps between them and calls off the fight. Olivia
raises her hands and starts celebrating while Alexandra
straightens herself up and goes over to Donna complaining that
she can still fight but Donna isn't having any of it. It's
official. Olivia Rodrigo beat Alexandra Paul by TKO at 1:09 of
the 7[sup]th[/sup] Round.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan makes his way over to the winner.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Congratulations, Olivia. That was a really nice
comeback. [/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: Thanks, Joe. It took me a bit to figure her
out but once I started to soften her up she kind of
folded.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You had her in serious trouble but it looks
like you might have let up. [/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: I'm not going to get into that right now. I
won so let's leave it at that.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: My Co-Host Brendan mentioned something about a
mud slinging Disney Event between you and Alexandra. Care to
comment on that?[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: She's a sore loser, Joe and had to be taught
a little lesson in sportsmanship. [/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra forces her way between Olivia and
Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: I'm ready to continue.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: The fight is over, Alexandra. [/font]
[font=arial]Alexandra: But I was just resting. I'm perfectly
fine.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia rears back and drives her bare fist deep into
Alexandra's exposed abs dropping her in a twisted pile. Keira
goes to jump on Olivia but is blind-sided by Hayden who tackles
her to the mat and starts wailing away on Keira's face. Security
pulls Hayden off while Alexandra is attended to. After several
tense minutes order is restored and the interview
continues.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You'll be fighting Laura Marano in a couple of
hours. I hope you're in better condition than Gena.[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: Don't worry about me. Alexandra never really
hurt me. Laura is a little punk and I'll look forward to beating
her ass.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: You took some damage to you chest and looked to
be in a fair amount of pain. Is this going to be a problem
against Laura?[/font]
[font=arial]Olivia: Normally when you take a punch to the jugs
you fire right back and they immediately stop. As you saw,
Alexandra has nothing to hit so you really can't pay her
back.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Ladies and Gentleman, Olivia Rodrigo![/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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