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       Fight #11 Hilary Duff vs Chloe Moretz
   DIR By: BadAssBunnies
       Date: August 11, 2022, 3:35 am
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       Match 12
       Sin City Slugfest 4
       The Grand Ballroom-MGM Grand Hotel
       Hillary Duff (Awesome Aries) Height: 5’2” Weight: 121 lb
       Measurements: 34-27-34 Bra Size:36B
       vs
       Chloe Moretz (Lost Wildcats) Height: 5’4” Weight: 128 lb
       Measurements: 35-27-35 Bra Size: 34B
       Referee: Catherine Bell
       Hosts: Joe Rogan/Brendan Schaub/Jerry Lawler
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       Joe Rogan: Welcome everyone back to The Grand Ballroom in the
       beautiful MGM Grand Hotel her in Las Vegas Nevada. I am joined
       again by my friends Brendan Schaub and Jerry Lawler for this
       bout which could be quite interesting.
       Brendan Schaub: Thanks again Joe, I agree that this could be an
       interesting battle between two arch rival stables. Hey Jerry
       what do you think about this battle
       Jerry Lawler: Thanks for inviting me up front Brendan and Joe, I
       wouldn’t miss this bout for any reason.  These two girls hate
       one another and after what happened after the last UCC event,
       This one could turn into a pretty nasty catfight
       Joe Rogan: You could be right Jerry.  Lets see what happens at
       the Weigh in.  Hilary Duff is up first.
       The Awesome Aries fighter Hilary Duff is up first and steps up
       to the scales.  Hilary flexes for the photographers as the scale
       settles on her weight.
       Joe Rogan: Miss Duff, you weigh in at a svelte 121 pounds
       congratulations and good luck.
       Without a word Hilary steps down from the scales and steps to
       the side to await her opponent.  Chloe Moretz steps forward and
       steps up on the scales and flexes for the cameras.
       Joe Rogan: Miss Moretz it looks like you are weighing in at 128
       pounds. Congratulations and good luck.
       Chloe steps down from the scales and faces off with her
       opponent.  Chloe and Hilary face off toe to toe and tension
       rises.
       Chloe Moretz: I think that we both know that you were the one to
       attack me and Jodie but things are different now and you are not
       going to surprise me.
       Hilary Duff: We will see about that Chloe.
       Hilary raises her hand into Chloe’s face before Chloe can
       respond and instead pushes Hilary’s hand out of her face.  The
       two blonds get in one another faces and tension rises even
       higher.  Hilary shoves Chloe and suddenly it all breaks down as
       Chloe buries one hand in Hilary’s hair causing Hilary to respond
       in kind and before anyone can step between the two, the two
       exchange a couple of punches and Daniela and Katharine try to
       get between the two rivals.  Hilary and Chloe claw at one
       another and their arms become entangled as they lock up and
       Security joins the scrum to help separate the combatants. It
       takes a few seconds but the two are separated but not before
       Hilary takes a wild swing at Chloe catching her in the side of
       the head and Chloe tries to go after Hilary.  Katharine though
       catches her fighter and pulls her away.
       Chloe Moretz: This isn’t over Duff.
       Hilary Duff: You are right about that Chloe.  Before any more
       action can occur,
       Katharine and Daniela lead their respective fighters away to the
       locker rooms to get ready for this battle.
       Brendan Schaub: Wow that was intense, these two do not like one
       another and I think that we are in for a wild and nasty battle.
       Joe Rogan: Hopefully this does not turn into an all out brawl
       between the two stables. This could really get ugly because
       there is word out that there is a lot of friction between these
       two stables lately.
       Jerry Lawler: Speak for yourself Joe.  I would love to see
       Hilary and Chloe tear into one another and if others want to get
       involved like the Marano sisters, I say let them go and fight it
       out.
       Brendan Schaub: We will see what happens soon.  I see our
       referee, Catherine Bell has entered the ring and the two
       fighters are heading to the ring and hopefully they have cooled
       off.  Here is our ring announcer Bruce Buffer
       Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the Grand Ballroom
       here at the MGM Grand Resort.  We are proud to announce the next
       Battle at the Sin City Slugfest 4.  So if you are ready, Letssss
       gettt readyyyyyyy to rumblllleeeeeeeeeeee.  First off in the red
       corner.  Fighting out of the Awesome Aries stable and
       accompanied to the ring by her sister, help me bring her to the
       ring with your cheers and applause, here is Hilaryyyyyy Duffff.
       Hilary strolls confidently to the ring and slides through the
       ropes to the cheers from the crowd with her sister Haylie Duff
       and not far behind are a  few of her friends and teammates.
       Bruce Buffer: And in the Blue corner fighting out of the Lost
       Wildcats camp, here is Chloeeee MoretzzzzzChloe with abundant
       energy bounces to the ring and slides under the ropes followed
       by her teammate Sasha Banks and Jodie Sweetin and bounces around
       the ring flaunting her figure and drawing glares from Hilary and
       Haylie.
       Bruce Buffer: Your referee for this bout is Catherine Bell.
       Joe: Thanks Bruce, Miss Bell has her hands full with this one
       but I would not want any other referee for this bout which could
       turn into a brawl before it is over.
       Jerry Lawler: Ohhh boy this is going to be good.
       Brendan: I expect that this one will not end well
       Joe: Well I think that Catherine is ready to get this going.
       Lets join her for her instructions.
       
       Catherine invites both fighters to the center of the ring as
       well as their seconds.
       Catherine: Okay ladies you both know all the rules.  Lets have a
       clean fight and I will not have to do much work here but let me
       make myself clear here.  I will not put up with any illegal
       stuff.  Keep it clean or else.  As for you seconds, keep it out
       of the ring.  If you interfere, you will be escorted out of
       here.  Do I make myself clear here, Jodie that means you and
       Haylie as well.  If you think that I haven’t seen what you have
       been up to you are wrong.  I will not put up with it so if you
       think this is going to be a problem then you can leave now.
       Jodie gives an “I don’t know what you are talking about” look
       and shrugs it off.
       Catherine sends the two to their corners and awaits the bell.
       Round 1: Both girls are on their feet excited for this battle
       and await for the bell to sound.  When the bell sounds, both
       girls move to the center of the ring and bump gloves which
       quickly erupts into a flurry of punches by both girls.  The two
       stand toe to toe and go at it throwing and landing punches
       effectively.  Catherine watches intently but allowing the two to
       fight without interference.  Chloe has a slight reach advantage
       as well as weight advantage and this helps her push Hilary into
       the ropes.  Hilary pulls Chloe into a clinch and wrestles Chloe
       into the ropes where she lands a brutal series of heavy punches
       to Chloe’s body.  Chloe tries to clinch with Hilary but Hilary
       pummels Chloe and keeps her against the ropes.  Chloe looks
       staggered but is able to stay on her feet as Hilary dominates
       the action.  Catherine separates the two with warnings against
       clinching and motions for the action to continue.  Chloe lands a
       sharp right hook to the side of Hilary’s head and Hilary
       suddenly goes down.  Catherine pushes Chloe to a neutral corner
       and issues Hilary a standing 8 count.  The action continues as
       Chloe backs Hilary into the red corner where Haylie stands up
       outside the ring trying to distract Chloe and this allows Hilary
       to deliver a devastating hook to Chloe’s ribs and Chloe goes
       down.  Catherine pushes Hilary and begins a standing 8 count to
       Chloe.  Luckily the bell sounds and Chloe is saved by the bell.
       Hilary wins the round 10-9 and takes the early scorecard lead.
       Jodie: Are you okay Chloe.  Take it easy out there before you
       let Hilary get under your skin.  That is her tactic because she
       knows that she can’t beat you fair and square.
       Sasha: Yeah Chloe and don’t let her and her sister take
       advantage. Don’t let them get you into their corner.  Keep it in
       the middle of the ring or in our corner.
       Jerry Lawler: This is just what I wanted to see.  Chloe and
       Hilary tearing one another apart.
       Round 2: The bell sounds and the action continues.  Hilary is up
       and ready to go and charges at Chloe to keep her advantage.
       Chloe manages to keep Hilary at a distance with long jabs that
       mostly Hilary manages to duck and dodge as she knows Chloe’s
       power.  Chloe keeps the pressure on and keeps Hilary at bay.
       Hilary keeps her own pressure on and not allowing Chloe to hurt
       her.  The two exchange a furious series of jabs and counter jabs
       and look to set up for a knockout as neither can gain the upper
       hand.  Hilary manages to grapple Chloe into a neutral corner and
       unloads a powerful punch to Chloe’s midsection.  Chloe is forced
       to clinch up with Hilary to stay on her feet but Hilary
       furiously throws her hated rival into the red corner and follows
       her there going for the kill.  Chloe is furiously trying to
       fight out of the corner but unseen to everyone, Haylie has
       grabbed Chloe’s blond hair and is holding her in the Aries
       corner.  No one is seeing this and Catherine is having her hands
       full trying to separate the clinch.  The Wildcats team is
       yelling for the referee to break the clinch but Chloe and Hilary
       are hanging onto one another with all they can.  Jodie sensing
       something is not right rushes over to aid Chloe and grabs Haylie
       by her hair until she lets go of her friend and when she does
       Haylie turns and goes after Jodie.  Haylie and Jodie crash into
       some ringside chairs going at it like a pair of cats while
       inside the ring Catherine has finally separated the clinch and
       Chloe unloads with a looping overhand right that Hilary ducks
       under and drives into Chloe with all her power.  Chloe doubles
       over Hilary and the two do not hear the bell sounding to end the
       round as the fall into one of the corners nearly out of control.
       Outside the ring, Security manages to separate Jodie and Haylie
       and Jodie is led to the locker rooms after losing her top.
       Hilary wins the round 10-9 and leads the scorecard 20-18.
       Jerry Lawler: OMG loose puppies,
       Joe: Calm down Jerry, This isn’t a show, This is a fight and
       these two are giving everything they got.  Jodie needs to get
       control of herself before she gets sent to the showers.
       Brendan: Wow, Jodie is a great looking girl and apparently she
       is not afraid of the Duff girls.
       Joe: You are right as always Brendan.  But like I told Jerry
       this is a boxing match and involves two of the hottest fighters
       in the UCC. Lets keep it at that okay
       Inside the ring Catherine having not seen what happened with
       Jodie and Haylie has talked to both corners and issued a warning
       that any further action like what just happened at the end of
       the round will not be tolerated.  This sets up for round 3.
       Round 3: With the sound of the bell the 3rd round begins and
       both girls are on their feet ready to fight.  The two close in
       and immediately trade punches for nearly 15 seconds before
       falling into the ropes locked up in another clinch.  Catherine
       watches carefully and lets them try to fight out of the clinch.
       Jodie has returned to her place in the Wildcats corner with a
       clean top and glares at Haylie.  Katharine McPhee warns Jodie
       about interfering and Jodie tells her what happened in the
       earlier round. Katharine warns her to stay in her corner and let
       her do the talking. Chloe manages to gain some breathing room by
       shoving Hilary back and then unloading with a wicked left hook
       the catches the top of Hilary’s head as she ducks away and
       drives her shoulder firmly into Chloe’s midsection.  Catherine
       tries to separate the action but Chloe had latched onto Hilary’s
       neck and wouldn’t let go as they fall against the ropes.  Hilary
       stays in charge of the bout landing short punches to Chloe’s
       body and Chloe retaliates with overhand punches to Hilary’s
       back.  Catherine is trying to wedge herself between the two
       combatants but Chloe and Hilary hang onto one another and work
       inside punches fairly effectively. The round seems to go on
       forever but the bell sounds finally and Catherine finally gets
       the two separated and sent to their corners.  Chloe wins this
       round 10-9 but Hilary still leads the card, 29-28.
       Joe: Great round by both girls and the crowd seems to love the
       action after a slow start.
       Jerry: I am enjoying seeing these two ladies fight.  Hilary and
       Chloe are in great shape and it is showing as neither girl is
       showing signs of injury or exhaustion.
       Katharine has Miss Bell’s ear and has been talking to her
       between the rounds and when the bell sounds to begin the next
       round, Catherine goes to the Awesome Aries corner to issue a
       warning to Haylie and Hilary both before motioning for the round
       to begin.
       Round 4: Both girls are on their feet ready to continue and as
       they close the gap there is another impressive exchange of wild
       punches.  Both girls are connecting and neither is backing down
       an inch.  Both girls miss wild hooks and wind up falling into
       the ropes locked up in another tight and physical clinch.  Chloe
       gains the upper hand as she twists Hilary into the ropes and
       hits Miss Duff powerfully in the chest. Hilary shoves Chloe and
       the two go after one another in another wild flurry as their
       teammates and fans cheer the two rivals on. Catherine tries to
       separate the two but winds up getting trapped in the ropes for
       her efforts as Chloe and Hilary continue their desperate bout.
       The round drags on until the bell sounds and Catherine finally
       gets the two separated.  Words are exchanged as Catherine stands
       between the two and finally gets them to their respective
       corners.  Hilary wins this round 10-9 and now leads the card
       39-37.
       Haylie Duff: You’ve got her right where you want her Hilary, Now
       you have to finish her off and destroy her.
       Sasha Banks: Keep working her body Chloe.  You have her scared
       of you.  Wait for your chance and hammer her.
       Joe: Catherine had better get control of this bout because she
       is about to have a brawl on her hands and no one wants that.
       Brendan: This situation is heating up and it looks like Jerry is
       getting to see what he wants to see.
       Jerry: I am Brendan and Joe.  This is exactly what I thought
       would happen. Chloe and Hilary going at it and the Referee is
       unable to do anything to stop the inevitable.
       Round 5: The two girls are on their feet when the bell sounds
       and Catherine motions for the two to join her
       Catherine: All right ladies, final warning lets get back to
       boxing or I will start deducting points am I understood.
       Both girls nod that they heard the warning and bump gloves as
       Catherine motions for the bout to continue.  The two gals begin
       circling one another looking very wary after the warnings from
       Catherine.  Chloe has the reach advantage and starts throwing
       and landing jab after jab frustrating and making Hilary angry.
       Hilary finally retaliates throwing a long hook, catching Chloe
       in the jaw and staggering her. Hilary takes control with her own
       jabs, backing Chloe into the ropes. Chloe wraps a left hook
       around Hilary’s neck and twists Hilary into the ropes.  Hilary
       grabs Chloe in a clinch and hangs on.  Chloe starts working
       short rabbit punches and Catherine watches the action closely.
       Hilary lands another big left hook and Chloe again staggers
       backwards.  Chloe is having to cover up as Hilary is starting to
       take over the pace of the fight.  Chloe is in trouble and
       Hilary’s confidence is starting to take over.  Luckily the round
       comes to a close and the bell sounds.  Chloe is helped to the
       corner while Hilary walks to her corner with growing confidence.
       Hilary wins the round 10-9 and her lead grows 49-46.
       Jerry: What did Catherine say to these two girls she is ruining
       this fight.  Come on Catherine let them fight.
       Brendan: Its okay Jerry, this fight is far from over.  Chloe is
       as tough as they come and she wont give up
       Joe: I don’t know Brendan, Chloe looks exhausted and sweat is
       streaming down her body.  I don’t see her hurting Hilary from
       this point on.
       Round 6: The bell sounds and Hilary looks primed and ready to
       finish Chloe off. The two circle one another and Chloe is
       looking slow on her feet. Hilary dances around Chloe throwing
       jabs that have Chloe dazed but she is able to stay on her feet
       and picking off a few of Hilary’s jabs with some of her own.
       Hilary is in control of the bout landing punches at will and
       Chloe seems to just let her do this.  Hilary drives Chloe into
       the ropes and Chloe wraps her up in a clinch. Catherine gets the
       two separated and warns the two.  Hilary drives back in with a
       big hammer punch and drives Chloe back into the ropes. Chloe’s
       arms get tangled in the ropes and Hilary hammers Chloe’s body
       with a rapid fire series of punches and Chloe drops to her
       knees.  Catherine moves in and untangles Chloe’s arms before
       issuing a standing 8 count.  Chloe looks dazed and Hilary should
       finish her off.  Catherine motions for the action to continue
       and Hilary again starts dancing around throwing taunting jabs
       and ropey dope punches.  Hilary is taunting Chloe and that might
       be a mistake. Chloe though cannot get untracked and is taking a
       lot of punishment. Hilary again drives Chloe into the ropes and
       hammers her body.  Chloe latches onto a clinch once again and
       Catherine watches for a few seconds before calling for the
       break.  Hilary is pummeling Chloe through the clinch and as the
       bell sounds, Chloe angrily shoves Hilary backwards.  Catherine
       issues another warning and walks over to the judges.  Hilary
       wins the round 10-9 but Catherine has deducted a point from
       Chloe and the scorecard now reads 59-54.
       Jerry: Wow what a round, I think that this bout is over and a
       little disappointing.  Chloe seems to have just given up.
       Joe: Don’t worry Jerry, Chloe is one of the best fighters in the
       UCC and she doesn’t give up even though she is taking a severe
       beating.
       Brendan: Did I just see a smile from Chloe.  The Wildcats corner
       does not look concerned and Jodie and Sasha are trying to cool
       Chloe off wiping her dry.  I don’t know what is going on.
       Round 7: Joe Jerry and Brendan are speechless trying to figure
       out what is happening as Chloe gets on her feet before the bell
       and the Aries corner doesn’t seem to notice.  The bell sounds
       and both come out to continue the battle.  Even Catherine looks
       a bit confused as Chloe suddenly looks fresh as she effortlessly
       blocks away Hilary’s punches and throws an occasional jab to
       keep Hilary at a distance. Hilary still has not comprehended
       what has happened but her corner senses that Hilary is in
       trouble.  The Aries corner is trying to catch Hilary’s attention
       but Hilary does not have time as Chloe throws some incredibly
       effective jabs and Hilary begins to realize her situation.  The
       round continues and with each passing minute Hilary is becoming
       more frustrated and she continues to throw wild punches at Chloe
       who seems able to protect herself.  Finally the bell sounds and
       Catherine has to separate another clinch against the ropes.
       Sweat is streaming down Chloe’s body and her top and shorts are
       soaked with sweat and splatters of blood.  Chloe wins the round
       10-9 but Hilary still leads the scorecard 68-64
       Joe: A good round for Chloe but does she have enough time to
       reverse the card.  I don’t think that she has the knockout power
       to knock Hilary out.
       Brendan: Joe I agree.  Chloe won a round but the Aries stable is
       working on Hilary to get her confidence back.
       Jerry: I don’t care as long as they keep fighting.  This is
       great.
       Round 8: Katharine gives Chloe some last minute advice and the
       bell sounds.  Chloe comes out throwing some more jabs and her
       punches are effective as Hilary falls back against the ropes and
       Chloe moves forward aggressively. Hilary does the only thing she
       can and locks Chloe into another clinch.  Chloe tries to fight
       out of the clinch and Catherine watches carefully and the
       Wildcats stable are trying to call for Catherine to break the
       clinch.  Hilary works from the clinch and hurts Chloe with close
       punches to the body.  Catherine is letting them fight through
       the clinch and Hilary is getting the better of this exchange.
       Chloe is forced to clinch Hilary who aggressively lifts Chloe
       and drives her ferociously into the ropes.  Hilary throws a wild
       combination to Chloe’s head and Chloe is hurt again.  Chloe
       holds onto the clinch and Hilary is still able to work through
       the clinch landing short rabbit punches to Chloe’s body.  The
       pace of the fight quickens as Chloe tries to fight out of the
       ropes and the fight has turned very physical.  Catherine senses
       this struggle and is calling for the break.  The bell sounds and
       round 8 has ended.  Catherine has to separate the two and sends
       them to their corners.  Hilary has regained some of her
       composure to win the round 10-9 but the Wildcats team is
       screaming their outrage at Catherine not breaking the clinch.
       Nonetheless Hilary still leads the card 78-73.
       Jerry: That was better.  Chloe is looking fresher and better
       than Hilary but does she have enough left.  Who cares as long as
       they keep fighting
       Round 9: Both ladies are on their feet and trading insults and
       tempers are starting to flare a bit. The two charge at one
       another as the bell sounds and punches are flying wildly.
       Catherine lets them fight but is watching every move making sure
       that neither is trying anything illegal.  The two fall back into
       the ropes with Chloe wrestling Hilary into a corner.  A small
       cut has appeared on the right side of Hilary’s forehead but
       doesn’t seem to affect Hilary’s vision yet.  Chloe is working
       well and Hilary grasps Chloe in another clinch.  Chloe tries to
       fight free but Hilary is hanging on and trying to twist Chloe
       into the corner.  Catherine moves in and calls for the break and
       tries to separate the two.  All of a sudden, Hilary gives Chloe
       a huge shove in the chest and Chloe stumbles and goes down.
       Catherine stops the action to issue a standing 8 count but Chloe
       gets hurriedly to her feet claiming she slipped.  Catherine
       agrees and motions for the bout to continue.  Hilary goes on the
       attack and pummels Chloe back into the ropes.  Chloe fights back
       and the two fight hard against the ropes landing a few punches.
       Catherine is watching carefully as Chloe has Hilary trapped
       against the ropes especially when Hilary wraps her left leg in
       behind Chloe.  That’s when the bell sounds and as Catherine
       tries to separate the two, Hilary shoves Chloe again causing her
       to fall hard to the canvas.  Chloe scrambles to her feet
       furiously and Catherine has to scramble to get the two separated
       as the two wrestle one another to the canvas.  The two are in a
       brawl and not letting up causing the corners to enter the ring
       to help get the two separated which led to Jodie and Haylie to
       latch onto one another’s hair and topple out of the ring
       fighting like cats.  Security gets the two separated and sent to
       their corners while Catherine finally gets Chloe and Hilary
       separated. Chloe wins the round 10-9 but is still losing the
       scorecard 83-77.
       Brendan: OMG what a wild scene.  Tempers are flaring up and I
       don’t see how Catherine is able to keep the two under control.
       Joe: That’s true.  We knew from the start that she had her hands
       full with these two and now its all starting to break down.
       Jerry what do you have to say now.
       Jerry is speechless and seems in a daze.
       Round 10: The bell has sounded for the final round and both
       girls come out ready to finish this and begin throwing wild
       punches.  Chloe is really throwing down with ferocity.  The cut
       on Hilary’s forehead has reopened and blood is starting to
       stream down her cheek.  Blood is starting to stream down Chloe’s
       nose and mouth and the action is wild.  Chloe lands a powerful
       punch to Hilary’s forehead and Hilary stumbles.  Catherine steps
       in and starts an 8 count but Hilary is on her feet and charges
       into Chloe.  The two fall back into the ropes slugging it out.
       Chloe knows that she has to knock Hilary out if she wants to win
       and she lands some brutal and powerful punches.  Hilary is
       staggered and in serious trouble and the blood is streaming down
       her face and staining her top and shorts.  Hilary again drops to
       her knees and Catherine steps in.  Seeing the dazed look on
       Hilary’s eyes, Catherine immediately raises her arms and waves
       the fight over
       Brendan: That was a wild ending, I think both girls want to
       continue this but this fight is over.  Hilary is dazed and
       bloody
       Bruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentleman we have ourselves a winner
       here.  At 2 minutes and 13 seconds into the 10th round, your
       winner by Knockout,  Chloeeeeeeee Moretzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Hilary
       slumps to her knees defeated and in tears.  Chloe jumps around
       happily.
       Joe: Chloe can we get a word from our winner here.  How did you
       do it.  That was an amazing fight.
       Chloe: Joe,  This has been a long time coming, Hilary and I have
       never seen eye to eye and this was inevitable to happen.
       Brendan: That was impressive Miss Moretz but you were in trouble
       nearly the whole bout.  How did you manage to beat Hilary.
       Chloe: Brendan, Never underestimate my heart.  I fought this
       bout exactly like I wanted.  I had to give Hilary to gain some
       confidence and when she started getting cocky. Well lets just
       say she got what she deserves.
       Suddenly Hilary lets out a scream and violently attacks Chloe.
       The two now gloveless tear into one another with incredible
       violence and twist out of the ring and to the floor where the
       two teams collide trying to get Chloe and Hilary separated.
       Seeing her sister attack Chloe, Haylie charges Jodie and they
       crash to the floor fighting wildly. Wildness ensues for a couple
       of minutes but security moves in and manages to get the
       situation separated before an all out brawl breaks out between
       the two stables. Jerry Lawler has witnessed the whole scene and
       has a smile on his face after seeing the wild melee and Joe and
       Brendan raise their arms in confusion and without microphones.
       Written by the Awesome Aries
       
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