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Match #07 Sky Ferreira vs Miley Cyrus
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 23, 2022, 5:34 am
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[font=arial]Match 05: [/font]
[font=arial]Sky Ferreira vs Miley Cyrus[/font]
[font=arial]Referee: ?[/font]
Hosts: Joe Rogan and Billy Ray Cyrus
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[font=arial]Joe:[/font][font=arial] Ladies and gentlemen we are
ready, willing and able to witness the fifth fight on our card.
This is going to be a real highlight of the night. We’ve got the
on fire Amped fighter Sky Ferreira taking on the currently
number one ranked UCC fighter, from Badass Barbies, it’s Miley
Cyrus! To make things even more interesting, I have with me the
infamous Billy Ray Cyrus![/font]
[font=arial]Billy: Infamous? I’ll take that title. How ya doin’,
Joe?[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I’m doing great, thanks Billy. First thing I
have to ask: how biased will you be? Given that your daughter is
about to step into the ring?[/font]
[font=arial]Billy: My little girl can tangle with anyone, Joe.
She’s got the spunk to wrestle a bronco. She’ll have no problem
pulling apart Ferreira.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe:[/font][font=arial] Sounds like you’re extremely
biased. Do you have anything to say about Sky?[/font]Billy: I
don’t like her music. Not enough Country and certainly not
enough Western. I know Dove has beef with her. I know she’s a
Goddamn slit. But I know she can fight. Don’t cha’ worry none,
Joe. My little girl will pull her apart, but Miley’s gotta be
careful.
Joe: You’re hedging your bets, Billy?
Billy: Hell no, Joe. Miley’s got this. She’s not number one for
nothin’. Girls got a bucket full of spunk.
Joe: Eww.
Billy: What do you mean by–
Joe: I’ll stop you there, Billy. It looks like one of the
fighters is about to make her entrance.
Billy Ray breaks into a huge smile as “Achy Breaky Heart” plays
over the speakers and the curtain opens to reveal…Sky Ferreira??
Billy: What in God’s good name is going on?
Joe: It seems that Sky has sequestered your biggest hit, Billy
Ray.
Sky walks towards the ring, she’s wearing a long silk robe with
a dragon embroidered on the back of it. The robe is open at the
front to reveal her black gloves, black shorts and a matching
black crop top. The crowd are as confused as Billy Ray by
Ferreira’s choice of music, but they soon start cheering, a
chant of “SKY SKY SKY” filling the arena.
Directly behind Sky, walk her stablemates Ellie Goulding, Bebe
Rexha and Dua Lipa. The four women walk purposely towards the
ring as “Achy Breaky Heart” continues to play. Sky can even be
seen singing along.
Billy: I demand an explanation! What the f$ck is—
Suddenly the curtains split again and Miley Cyrus, Olivia
Rodrigo, Zara Larsson and Taylor Swift are seen running down
towards the ring. They attack the Amped women from behind and a
brawl ensues! The crowd go ballistic as the eight women punch,
kick and throw each other around.
Billy: YES! Kick the sh!t outta that sl$t!
The brawl continues with all eight women battering each other,
until Sky lands a headbut on Taylor and then breaks free to run
down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. Miley plants a
knee to the crotch of Dua and then pokes her in the eyes. She
sprints after Sky and throws herself into the ring. The two
women, both panting and already sweating, eye each other up and
move around the ring.
Joe: It’s unorthodox, but I think we’re ready to get underway.
Outside the ring, the brawl continues as security swarm in and
try to separate the fighting pop stars.
Joe: This is how I wish the Grammy's were!
Billy: Shut yer trap, Joe. My baby girl’s about to kick some
Indie ass! Yeehaw!
The two women in the ring continue to eye each other up. Sky has
ditched her silk robe and she stares daggers at Miley, who’s
wearing bright pink shorts, matching gloves and a sports bra
with “I love Country Music” emblazoned across her chest.
Joe: We don’t even know who the referee is! Can we get a referee
please?
Just as Rogan speaks, a figure runs towards the ring from a side
entrance and climbs into the ring. It’s none other than…wait for
it…oh my gosh…it can’t be…and yet it is…the one and only…Dolly
Parton!
Billy: Ha! What did I tell ya, Joe. Miley got this one in the
bag!
Joe: Ladies and gentlemen, the cards are stacked against Sky.
Dolly Parton is Miley Cyrus’ Godmother!
Billy: Yeeeehaaaa!
Dolly signals for the bell and round one is underway. Sky seems
to be keeping one eye on referee Dolly Parton as she keeps her
gloves up and circles around Miley. It’s Miley who makes the
first attack, she steps in toward her opponent and sends a
series of jabs. Sky easily defends as the two women start to
feel each other out. But emotions are still running high and
Miley’s blood is up. She steps to one side and shoots a body
shot at her opponent, the punch lands hard on Sky’s ribs. Miley
follows it up with a hook and just catches Sky on the chin. Mily
continues to pressure Sky for the first round. She pushes her
around the ring and as the bell rings, she seems confident she
made the most of the first round. However, nothing she landed
was of any real significance and Sky seems more pissed off than
hurt or worried. The judges will decide this round based on
Miley’s offensive skill, giving it to her 10-8.
Dolly signals for round two to begin and Miley wants to follow
up on her strong first round. She attacks Sky, but her punches
are blocked and Sky counterattacks. A straight right cross from
Sky surprises Miley and she backpedals into the ropes. Sky looks
to capitalize and tries for some body punches. Miley reaches
around and holds Sky, the two women clinching together and
getting in each other’s faces. Dolly steps in to separate them,
but she holds off. Sky wants to break away, but Miley headbutts
her and then tries to bite her ear!
Joe: What the hell? Ref, do your job!
Billy: Shaddup Joe, Dolly’s doing exactly what she needs to do.
A frustrated Sky lifts a knee and drills Miley in the crotch.
The two women break apart, but as Sky tries to follow up she’s
held back by Dolly. The referee signals for an illegal move and
motions for Sky to have a point deducted.
They engage again and Sky is forced to defend as Miley launches
punches at her. She lands a solid shot on Sky’s breasts, but Sky
attacks back and slams Miley in the face with a left and then a
right. The bell rings as Miley backs away to recover. A much
more even round, but still in Miley’s favor, 9-8.
The bell rings to start round three. The two women meet again in
the middle of the ring and begin trading blows. The blows Miley
took to her face are starting to show, but she fights on and
again drills Sky in the body. Her shot lands hard and Sky
doubles over, Miley launches a crisp uppercut and catches Sky
under the chin. Sky’s head flicks backward and she stumbles away
from Miley. The crowd erupt as Miley charges at Sky, but the
Amped fighter manages to slip to one side and counters with a
body shot of her own. The two trade heavy shots as the sweat
pours off them. Miley fakes a body shot and catches Sky out with
a jab to her nose, there’s a popping sound and blood starts to
pour from her nose.
Sky shakes her head, blood droplets flying around. Some of the
blood splatters on Miley and she signals for a time out, Dolly
Parton steps in between the two fighters.
[font=arial]Joe: What is this?[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly is checking on Miley as Sky catches her breath
and tries to stop her nose from bleeding.[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly turns around to check on Sky and Miley pushes
her Godmother in the back, shoving her into Sky! Dolly’s sizable
chest crashes into Sky and thrusts her back to the ropes. As
Dolly staggers away Miley leaps in and catches Sky flush in the
face with a hook. The Amped fighter grabs the ropes, but goes
down to one knee.[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly recovers and turns on Miley, she admonishes
her and wags her finger.[/font]
[font=arial]Billy: Come on Dolly! We’re family![/font]
[font=arial]Sky is back upright and attacks a distracted Miley.
She lands a clean punch to Miley’s nose and it explodes in a red
mist. Sky follows up with a right and a left and another right
to Miley’s body. Miley can’t defend herself! Sky launches a
barrage of punches, forcing Miley backwards.[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly Parton tries to pull Sky back, but Sky kicks
her in the shin! Miley is leaning against the ropes…she tries to
defend another round of punches from an enraged Sky.[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly again intervenes, she pulls Sky away by her
arm. With a moment to recover, Miley pulls herself upright and
throws a massive right hook. She misses Sky by a mile and
stumbles into Dolly. Sky takes the advantage and punishes Miley
with a punch right across her jawline. Miley falls to one side,
she reaches out for her Godmother…but it’s all over. She crashes
to the mat, knocked out cold.[/font]
[font=arial]Billy: Noooooooooooo![/font]
[font=arial]Miley lies prone on the mat, blood seeping from her
busted nose. She twitches for a second and then lays still. Sky
goes down on one knee, breathing hard and holding her arm to her
chest.[/font]
[font=arial]Dolly Parton is shaking her head as she looks down
at her unconscious Goddaughter. Then she turns to Sky and lifts
her arm up in victory.[/font]
[font=arial]Sky Ferreira has defeated Miley by way of knock out
in the third round[/font]
[font=arial]Written bt Amped.[/font]
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