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Fight #03 Jessica Nigri vs Alexis Ren
By: BadAssBunnies Date: June 5, 2022, 10:29 pm
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[font=arial]Match 03[/font]
[font=arial]Sin City Slugfest IV[/font]
[font=arial]The Grande Ballroom – MGM Grand[/font]
[font=arial]Jessica Nigri (The Queens of Cosplay)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 7" / Weight: 135 lb / Measurements:
38-25-36 / Bra Size: 34D / 32 Years Old[/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Alexis Ren (World of Fight) [/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 9" / Weight: 131 lb / Measurements:
34-23-35 / Bra Size: 34C / 25 Years Old[/font]
[font=arial]Referee: Alodia Gosiengfiao [/font]
[font=arial]Hosts: Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/3euWmw8.png
[font=arial]Joe: Welcome to the 3[sup]rd[/sup] fight of the
already exciting Sin City Slugfest IV. This upcoming fight will
see two up and coming Heavyweights slug it out on the
ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: You know me Joe, I just love the thic
girls.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I wouldn't call them thic, Brendan. More like
busty.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: But they have a little extra cushion in
them. Smaller girls are all good and all but give me a
Heavyweight fighter any day.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I'm sure we are going to see some Heavyweight
power from these women. Both have shared some success in the
cage. Alexis is on a nice streak that has seen her win 5 out of
her last 6. Her only loss coming to Heavyweight Champion Eugenie
Bouchard.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: You can't blame Alexis for that. Eugenie is
in a different time zone compered to the rest of the
Heavyweights. She's a frickin beast, Joe.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Jessica is 5-5 but has come on lately by
winning 3 of 4 with her last 2 fights ending up in KO's.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Let's not forget that Jessica won the UCC's
Royal Rumble. That has to go down as one of the most impressive
feats of endurance I've ever seen. Jessica managed to take out
half of the field so I can see her taking over if the fight goes
the distance.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: The two already fought at OFN 2022 with Alexis
taking the win submitting Jessica with a kneebar as time was
running out in the 3[sup]rd[/sup].[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Alexis won't be able to use her wrestling
tonight. I'm not sure who I like in this one.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Just go ahead and say it. You always like the
fighter with the bigger boobs. I know you better than
that.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Both fighters are staaaaacked! I can't
decide who I will be rooting for. And who is the ref tonight?
I've never heard of this Alodia Gosiengfiao.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Travis, can you look her and see?[/font]
[font=arial]Travis: Apparently Alodia Gosiengfiao is one of the
best known Cosplayer of all time.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I wonder how Jessica pulled that off.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: I got my pick. I'm taking Jessica to
win.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see that Alexis is about to make her
entrance. This should be good.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexis makes her way to the ring wearing a black
sports bra that is clearly 2 sizes too small. She has on a sheer
black thong and her dark hair is resting on her shoulders. She
is sporting gray gloves with black trim and is wearing ankle
length fighting shoes. Alexis is accompanied by Camila Morrone
and Adele Exarchopoulos. She waves to her fans then enters the
ring and does some shadow boxing.[/font]
[font=arial]Jessica enter the ballroom and the crowd goes
ballistic. She has decided to wear a black sheer lace bra and
panties that leave little to the imagination. She has on a white
pair of gloves and matching white knee high boxing boots.
Jessica is accompanied by Kayla Erin and Riki LeCotey. She enter
the cage and cups her hands under her breasts and the noise in
the ballroom is deafening, Alexis, clearly not amused after
being showed up, flips Jessica off and the two head towards each
other but referee Alodia Gosiengfiao gets between them and
escorts Alexis to her corner.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: [/font][font=arial]I'm not liking this so far.
The ref clearly has a favorite here.[/font]
[font=arial]Alodia Gosiengfiao brings the fighters to the
center and goes over the rules.[/font]
[font=arial]Alodia: This is 10 rounds ladies and I want a good
clean fight.[/font]
[font=arial]Alodia looks directly at Alexis.[/font]
[font=arial]Alodia: Do I make myself clear.[/font]
[font=arial]Alexis: Why are you picking on me?[/font]
[font=arial]Alodia: Just shut up and follows the rules and we
won't have any problems. OK, to your corners ladies.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Alodia signals the fight to begin and both
fighters raise their guards and head straight for each other.
Alexis feints a left cross then buries a straight right directly
into Jessica's right breast forcing Jessica to back away. Alexis
feints another cross then lands three successive uppercut to the
under sides of Jessica's breasts. Jessica is clearly stunned by
the stiff shots across the bow and brings her elbows in around
her jugs while her white gloves rest on her cheeks. So far no
offense from the Cosplay star as she is still trying to get her
bearings. Alexis moves in and starts opening up throwing left
and right crosses but Jessica forms a tight guard and most of
the flurry are soaked up by her forearms. Alexis steps back,
takes in a deep breath then hammers a left hook into Jessica's
unprotected tummy. It's clean and had a lot of power forcing
Jessica to take a knee. Less than half a round in the books and
Jessica is already taking a standing 8. The fighters square up
and Jessica throws a wild haymaker which Alexis picks up then
counters with a right to the ribs then an uppercut splits
Jessica's guard landing square on her chin. Jessica is knocked
back a few steps her arms windmilling until she crashes into the
ropes then slips down on her ass. Alodia ushers Alexis to a
neutral corner and picks up the count at 4. Jessica is on a knee
at 7 and on her feet at 9 but she is on wobbly legs. The ref
feels that she is good to go and motions them to fight. Less
than a minute left and Alexis is all over the blonde slamming
home body punches. Jessica is in deep trouble as Alexis is going
in for the kill. A left to the ribs and another uppercut to the
chin lands at the bell. Riki and Kayla rush in and catch Jessica
before she falls to the mat. In a one-sided beat down Alexis
takes the opening round 10-7. A cool stream of water splashes
into Jessica's brow. She shakes her head a few times but her
eyes still look vacant.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Jessica is helped to her feet and she may
be on her way out. Alexis storms the blonde throwing punches
from all directions but Jessica is ducking and dodging most of
the blows. Alexis leans in and shoulders Jessica into the corner
then starts churning punches in the belly and in comes Alodia to
give Jessica another standing 8. Jessica sucks in a few breaths
and the tough Cosplay star is somehow ready for more. Alexis Ren
is more than happy to oblige and gives her some body punishment
as she alternates punches to the belly and chest. It looks like
Riki has seen enough and grabs a towel and is about to end her
teammates torturous bout but Kayla rips it from her the two have
a minor disagreement while Jessica is getting lit up. There is
still over half the round left and Jessica has yet to land a
punch in what is turning out to be the worst one-sided fights in
Sin City history. Jessica is now in a complete defensive shell
as Alexis is holding her punches back them driving them home as
soon as she sees an opening. The crowd is growing restless and
boos are starting to be heard as many want the beat down to be
over. Jessica reaches out and wraps Alexis up and holds on until
Alodia is forced to break them apart. Alexis is now showboating
shuffling her feet feinting wild shots then poking in a jab or
two but she has just wasted some precious time as Jessica's legs
are back and she is able to elude Alexis for the remainder of
the round. Adele's is not at all pleased with Alexis's antics
and gives her an earful but Alexis feels that she has this fight
in the bag and turns to her fans and flexes for them. It's a
10-8 round for the World of Fight rookie who now takes a
commanding 20-15 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Alexis is all over Jessica and works her
jab until the blonde's back is on the ropes. A jab to the nose
is countered by Jessica with a crisp left cross to the cheek.
Lexi's eyes go wide as she didn't see the cross and for that
matter the next three punch combo. All of a sudden Alexis looks
spooked as Jessica fights her way out of the corner but isn't
able to corral the brunette. Alexis leads with a left and whiffs
with a right uppercut then eats an a stinging jab to the nose.
For the first time in the fight Jessica's fans have something to
cheer about and we finally have us a fight. Mid round sees the
two engaged in a good old fashioned boxing match. Feints lead to
jabs and crosses and hooks are countered by head bobs. Excellent
footwork is on display as the two busty Heavyweights trade in
the middle. The final seconds see them tie up and it's Jessica
who lands some dirty boxing in close to put a seal on the round.
Jessica has fought herself back into this fight but despite
winning the round she is still trailing 29-25. Alexis getting an
earful from Camila who clearly sees that their window has closed
and now Alex has a fight on her hands. Different strategies are
being thrown about as confusion sets in.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: Alexis a lot more cautious now but still
looks to dictate the action. She shuffles to the side then
springs forward but eats a nifty right to the lips. Alexis
bounces a few crisp jabs off of Jessica's rack but misses badly
with an overhand right. Another wild haymaker leaves Jessica
left flank open and she gets pelted with three jackhammer rights
to the ribs. Alex scoots to the right but before she can get out
of range she gets clobbered in the temple with a left cross and
her body stiffens and she goes down like a mighty redwood her
head bouncing 3 times on the canvas. Jessica rushes to a neutral
corner while Alodia doesn't even bother to start counting as
Alexis is stiff as a 2x4. The medical staff are instantly on the
scene. Your winner in stunning comeback fashion is Jessica Nigri
by KO Punch at 00:52 of the 4[sup]th[/sup] round.[/font]
[font=arial]After a few minutes Alexis is alert but still
unaware that the fight is over and tries to get to her feet and
throws a few feeble punches. It might take a day or two to
physically recover but Alexis won't forget letting this fight
slip away from her. She is on her feet for the official decision
and gives Jess a big hug afterwards.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan goes to interview Jessica.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Where did that come from? It looked like you
were on your way out.[/font]
[font=arial]Jessica: I was, Joe. There is no doubt that Alexis
is a fighter. She was in complete control until I got my second
wind.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: That has to be one of the worst starts I think
I've ever seen. What happened?[/font]
[font=arial]Jessica: I'm not going to lie, I was getting my ass
handed to me but if you know anything about me, you know that I
never give up. I weathered the storm and waited for Alexis to
gas out.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: That shot to the temple would have knocked out
just about any fighter alive, male or female. Where did you
learn that technique?[/font]
[font=arial]Jessica: The Queens of Cosplay have the best
coaching staff around and we have no excuses. We are all
prepared and it's up to us to execute. That's what I did
tonight. I waited for my opportunity and you saw the results.
[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Congratulation on your big win. Your winner,
Jessica Nigri![/font]
[font=arial]Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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