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Fight #01 Sammi Hanratty vs Kelli Berglund
By: BadAssBunnies Date: May 29, 2022, 11:38 pm
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[font=arial]Match 01[/font]
[font=arial]Sammi Hanratty (The Wannabes) [/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 1" / Weight: 110 lb / Measurements:
32-26-32 / Bra Size: 32A / 26 Years Old[/font]
[font=arial]vs[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli Berglund (The Badass Barbies)[/font]
[font=arial]Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 104 lb / Measurements:
33-24-34 / Bra Size: 32A / 26 Years Old[/font]
HTML https://i.imgur.com/lUhrUNq.png
[font=arial]Referee: Ali Larter[/font]
[font=arial]Hosts: Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub[/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan: Welcome everyone, I'm Joe Rogan and with
me tonight is former UFC Ultimate Fighter 10 runner up Brendan
Schaub.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Wow, that was a ringing endorsement. Runner
up is not one of my career highlights.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Sorry about that. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: We're cool. That was years ago and now
we're here to see some hotties beat the living sh!t out of each
other.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Our opening bout tonight is going to be a fight
between two women who absolutely hate each other. They have been
going at it for over 2 years now and supposedly it's going to
come to a head in the ring.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: All I can say is that someone is leaving on
a stretcher. The way these two go at it I can't imagine it
ending any other way.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: They simply can't stand the sight of each other
and have gone at it many times.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: And they have this thing about taking each
other's bras. I can't think of anything more devastating than
losing a fight then having your bra ripped off and your titties
bouncing around in the open[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: So you have a bra and titties?[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: No but if I did I wouldn't want the world
to see them.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: This should be a good fight. Kelli is the
better cage fighter but Sammi dominated a wrestling match in the
oil.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: And Sammi also came out on top in a
catfight. I think Kelli may be more technical but Sammi is
vicious. It's anyone's guess as to who is the better
boxer.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: All I know is that both of these women are in
excellent shape. For Featherweights they are really put together
and their muscles have nice definition. [/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Don't forget that Kelli was a college
gymnast and Sammi is an excellent soccer player.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: Both have outstanding conditioning. I predict
they will come out fast and go at each other for 10
rounds.[/font]
[font=arial]Brendan: Unless one gets a KO. They may be on the
smaller side but both have a lot of power.[/font]
[font=arial]Joe: I see they are about to make their entrances. I
tell you, I've been to at least 100 title fights and the
capacity crowd tonight is as electric as I can remember. They
are split right down the middle and there are signs everywhere
for each fighter. I can't wait.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli is first to make her entrance. She is
accompanied by Paris Berelc and Olivia Holt and is wearing a
black robe with the hood pulled over her face. She steps up to
the officials who rub some Vaseline on her brow, check her
gloves and mouthpiece and give her the go ahead. Paris parts the
ropes and Kelli bursts through. She takes two laps at full speed
then settles in her corner as her fans whoop it up. Kelli is
wearing a pair black spandex shorts and a matching sports bra.
Her hair is pulled back in a tight ponytail and she is wearing
black gloves with silver trim.[/font]
[font=arial]Sammi splits the curtains and is accompanied by Brec
Bassinger and Madison Pettis. Sammi goes through the per-fight
inspection and climbs onto the apron. She grabs the top rope and
in one swift move flips into the ring as her fans go berserk
over her athletic feat. She takes a lap around the ring as Kelli
locks eyes on the petite Wannabee but Sammi is having none of it
and totally ignores the Brunette Barbie. Sammi is wearing a red
halter top with a matching thong. Her hair is tied up in a bun
and she is wearing black gloves with red trim. Both women have
decided to fight barefoot.[/font]
[font=arial]Ali Larter brings the fighters to the middle and
again Sammi refuses to acknowledge Kelli who is clearly getting
frustrated. [/font]
[font=arial]Ali Larter: OK Ladies. You will obey my commands at
all times. When I say break you will immediately stop. It's 10-3
minute rounds and the 3 knockdown rule is in effect. In case of
a knockdown you will proceed to a neutral corner and stay there
until told to fight. Now I want a good clean fight. Watch your
fingers and keep the punches above the belt. Are we good? Both
nod in agreement. Ali doesn't even bother asking them to touch
gloves as both are already headed to the corners. [/font]
[font=arial]Paris is massaging Kelli's shoulders while Olivia is
doing her best to psych her teammate up. In the Wannabee corner
Madison gives Sammi a cool drink while Brec is going over last
minute instructions but Sammi is ignoring Brec and is now
glaring at Kelli.[/font]
[font=arial]Ali looks over at the officials and slaps her hands
together and here we go.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 1: Both Featherweights have a nice hop in
their step as they move in and out of the pocket. Sammi is
throwing out the left jab and Kelli is using head feints.
Neither lands much and the fight that everyone came to see is
slow to develop as both show a ton of respect and cautiously
circle around the center of the ring. One minute in and now both
are starting to find some openings. Kelli lands the first
telling shot, a crisp cross to the chin knocking Sammi to the
side. Sammi ducks an overhand right and counters with a crisp
hook to the ribs. Kelli felt that one but stepped forward behind
a constant right jab. Sammi on her back foot now but is able to
land some nice counters to the belly but it's not enough to keep
Kelli off of her. Final minute sees Kelli push the pace. She
reaches out and grabs Sammi by the shoulder and bullies her into
a corner. Kelli wades in and lowers her chin on Sammi's right
shoulder and starts jackhammering right hooks into Sammi's ribs.
Sammi clinches up and it's enough to get Ali's attention. She
brings the fight to the middle but with only 10 seconds left
neither is able to score. With a strong finish Kelli takes a
10-9 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 2: Kelli off her stool early smacking her
gloves while Sammi bounces on her toes. Bell sounds and they're
right at it. Sammi faints up top then blasting leather into
Kelli's tummy. Kelli takes a step to the side but is back in
pursuit but now Sammi has her timing down and Kelli is getting
marked up with some crisp jabs. Kelli looks to clinch up but
Sammi is too quick and is able to counter with some crosses then
darts back out of range. A deep breath from Kelli who shows her
frustration but she tucks her chin down and barrels forward this
time wrapping Sammi up and driving her back into a corner. Oh
no, Sammi is stuck unable to shake Kelli off. Some stiff shots
to the ribs and an uppercut to the left breast brings a grimace
from Sammi who finally is able to lock Kelli in a bearhug and
get a much needed break. Mid round and Sammi in retreat but her
lightning quick left jab is starting to back Kelli off. Both
reset and then on queue they start throwing down. Kelli lands a
right cross to the chin buckling Sammi's right knee but she
misses on a wild overhand left leaving herself open to a nasty
liver punch and Kelli is hurt as she rolls off to her right
holding her side. Sammi is on her and now it's Kelli who is
backed into her own corner and Sammi is pouring it on. Kelli's
guard is tight around her ears leaving her body open and Sammi
goes to town polishing up the belly, ribs and breasts. Kelli
wildly tries to tie up the feisty Wannabee and is finally able
to coral Sammi and get a fight saving break. There's still
plenty of time left and Sammi knows this is her chance and she
is only a few clean body shots away from putting Kelli away.
Sammi muscles her way in and works some dirty boxing but Kelli
is able to back her off with some crisp jabs of her own. Kelli's
legs are still not there yet but her jabs are still working and
a reckless Sammi takes a double jab to the cheek snapping her
head back. The bell sounds and the round is all Sammi in
dominating fashion. Not quite a 10-8 but she evens the card up
at 19 a piece.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 3: Kelli takes in a deep breath and raises her
guard, Sammi a little more cautious after being scolded by
Madison Pettis for her careless ending. A little tentative on
both sides leads to a lot of feints but by the 30 second mark
both let the leather fly. A right hook cracks Kelli in the
temple and Sammi goes downstairs chugging left handed pistons
into Kelli's battered body. Kelli ties her up but not before
taking some rabbit punches to the sides of her breasts. Sammi is
all business and is looking to end the fight. She feints a right
and sticks a left jab onto Kelli's nose violently jarring her
head back. Kelli stumbles back with Sammi in hot pursuit. Blood
is now trickling out of Kelli's nose and her left cheek is
starting to swell. Sammi pushes forward behind that nasty left
jab and backs Kelli into a corner. Mid round and it's more of
the same. Sammi leaning in hard, bumping her shoulder off of
Kelli's face while her fists are working over the brunette
Barbie's now pink torso. One minute left and Kelli is on life
support but is able to block enough strikes to keep afoot. Kelli
is finally able to get a break and slowly resets in the middle
of the cage. Sammi is in no hurry now as she is in complete
control. She waves the jab in Kelli's face then drives a harpoon
into the liver and Kelli lets out a loud yelp and takes a knee.
Sammi sprints to a neutral corner while Ali stands over Kelli
and starts waving her hand in a back and forth motion while she
starts her count. 4 . . . 5 . . . .6 . . . Kelli puts her left
hand on her knee and groans as she forces herself to her feet
and is up at 8. Ali is not all that convinced but Kelli slaps
her hand away and raises her guard. She is not about to let her
hated rival take her out with a body shot. 20 seconds left and
Sammi is swinging for the fences but is wild and unable to land
a KO. The bell sounds and Kelli bends over and puts her hands on
her knees. She gulps down some air and plops her ass down on her
stool while Olivia and Paris work on their battered fighter.
Sammi is out of breath and getting an ear full from [/font]
[font=arial]Madison. The round is a 10-8 whitewash for Sammi who
takes a 29-27 lead. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 4: Sammi flies out of her corner like she was
shot out of a cannon but Kelli has her guard up and is working
the jab. Sammi slows it down and is back to the head and feints
body blows but Kelli isn't having any of it at the moment. Sammi
bull rushes back in but eats an uppercut to the chin and Sammi's
knees buckle. She stumbles to the left then falls into the ropes
and Ali is in on her and gives her a standing 8. Sammi is not
[/font]
[font=arial]at all happy with Ali but regroups and despite
getting countered still presses forward. Kelli has her legs back
and is able to slip Sammi's punches but holds back on her
counters. Sammi is a bit gassed and is breathing through her
mouth, sweat now running through her cleavage but she keeps up
the pressure. Now we're back to where we started. Both fighters
banged up but far from done. A little caution on both sides
slows the action down a bit but each still has their moments.
Mid round and it's Kelli who is getting the better of the
exchanges and now it's Sammi whose lips are puffing out and
there is a small mouse under her left eye. 1 minute left and
Kelli back in control and has Sammi trapped on the cables. Kelli
is ramping up the pressure and Sammi's round butt slips in the
middle rope. Kelli straightens up Sammi with an uppercut then
polishes up the mid-section till the bell. It's 10-8 Kelli and
the score is tied at 37. Madison is fanning Sammi with a towel
while Brec has the endswell up on that puffy cheek. Kelli is
tired taking deep breaths in and slowly letting them out but she
now has the momentum.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 5: Sammi not out of the woods yet but the
minute off between rounds and some slick Wannabee corner work
has her ready. Kelli's been through the wringer but seems to
have the fresher legs and she uses them to move in, stick that
jab in Sammi's grill and that huge target under her left eye.
Sammi knows she's a bit compromised and her guard is wrapped
tight to her ears pretty much giving up her lower body. Kelli is
never on to pass up a freebie and lays some leather downstairs.
Sammi hurting but firing back through her high guard backing
Kelli up. The pace slows as both fighters catch their breath but
by mid round they are back at it. Kelli splits the guard with a
nasty uppercut but eats a low hook right on the waistband. A
left to the lips backs Sammi off. It's a close round going into
the finals seconds but it is Sammi who steals the round with a
quick flurry. The bell sounds and both gingerly head for their
stools. Kelli is getting encouragement from Paris while Olivia
cleans her up. Sammi is not doing much better as her lips are
about to burst open and the mouse is starting to swell. Again
it's Brec who does her magic and Sammi is off her stool early.
With her late flurry Sammi takes a 47-46 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 6: Sammi looking to build on her momentum from
the earlier round and steps into the pocket and lights Kelli up
with a 1-2-1 combo. Sammi follows that up with a right cross to
the temple and Kelli's eyes roll back in her head. Sammi has her
2nd wind and that's bad news for Kelli. Sammi trudges forward
and Kelli is forced to fight off her back foot. Sammi is in
control now but Kelli is not about to go away without a fight
and she keeps herself out of trouble for the moment. Now it's
Kelli who has gotten her 2nd wind and she is eluding a
frustrated Sammi. Again we're back to square one and despite
some bumps and bruises Sammi and Kelli are both ready to brawl
and that's what they do. Kelli is working the jab popping Sammi
in the right breast. Sammi returns fire with a left right to the
jugs but gasps as Kelli thumps her right back with a left that
flattens her right boob. The fans are on their feet as the two
stand toe to toe and chug and churn punches into the other
chests each yelping and squealing as the racks are being
flattened onto their chests. It's Kelli who can't stand the heat
and backs away bringing her elbows in tight around her aching
breasts. Sammi gives Kelli a smirk then gives her hated rival a
shove. In the closing minute it's all Sammi and Kelli may be
done. Kelli backs herself into a corner and hides behind a tight
guard which proves to protect her chest and face but that's all
well and good for Sammi who unloads cannons into the
breadbasket. Sammi is clicking on all cylinders now and Kelli is
slowly slumping when the clacker signals 10 seconds to go. Sammi
winds up and delivers a crippling left hook to the liver,
sending Kelli to the canvas. Sammi raises her hands and starts
celebrating as Ali goes to check on Kelli, convinced that the
brutal fight is over. Kelli moans on the mat but somehow manages
to roll on her stomach and a stunned Ali starts counting. 4 . .
. . 5 . . . . 6. . . . 7 . . . . Kelli is now on a knee as the
bell sounds at 7 but Ali keeps the count going and Kelli is on
her feet at 9. Madison Pettis races across the ring and gets in
Ali Larter face. [/font]
[font=arial]Madison: What the f$ck Larter! You just gave her 15
seconds! Count her out! Count her out![/font]
[font=arial]Ali is not amused and turns away but Madison is all
over the former Hellfire Girls Club standout but Ali is not one
to be intimidated and firmly grabs Madison by the arm and sets
her in the Wannabee corner. Kelli is in rough shape as the right
half of her body is numb. Sammi is now in complete control not
only in the squared circle but on the cards and has built a
commanding 57-54 lead.[/font]
[font=arial]Now it's the Badass Barbie corner who needs to pull
off a miracle and they feverishly work on their crippled
fighter. It's not looking good as Kelli is bent over and her
butt is glued to her stool. Ali is motioning the fighters to the
middle but Kelli isn't going anywhere. Paris knows what she
needs to do and takes a water bottle and starts spraying Kelli
in the face. The ice cold stream shocks her and she gets to her
feet right as Ali is coming to call the fight. Ali motions for a
towel and starts to mop up the water then turns and grabs
Kelli's gloves and gives them a firm shake letting her know that
this is her last chance. Kelli nods and raises her guard.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 7: Sammi was told by her corner to take her
time and work the body but Sammi wants nothing more than to
knock Kelli's head right off her shoulders and that's what she
tries to do. Sammi is swinging for the fences wildly throwing
overhand bombs and haymakers. Kelli isn't about to go down yet
and weathers the onslaught and even manages some feeble offense
of her own. While none of it is getting through at least Kelli
is putting up a fight keeping Ali at bay. Sammi backs away and
despite her corner pleading for her to slow down she doubles up
on her efforts and swings from the hips stepping into each blow.
Kelli guard is soaking up the shots but some bruises are
starting to show and her biceps are starting to throb. Sammi is
now on a mission and goes all in but the stubborn brunette is
still able to fend off the attack and finally is able to
generate a counter. A couple of stinging jabs to the rack
infuriates Sammi who finally listens to her corner and starts
working the torso. Mid round and Kelli is getting the better of
the brief exchanges. While not much damage is being done both
are scoring and with 30 seconds left it's anyone round. With the
early flurry Sammi is starting to gas and Kelli takes advantage
landing a sweet combo then follows it up with some nifty rack
work at the bell. Kelli is somehow back in this fight and is
able to steal a much needed round. A great comeback for the
former Lab Rats star as she pulls closer but is still behind
66-65.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 8: Sammi is playing it smarter now and is
poking the jab then going downstairs to mark up Kelli's beet red
torso. Kelli works the jab setting up her right cross and
Sammi's upper lip is busted open and the mouse under her left
eye might be compromising her vision. With 7 brutal rounds in
the books both petite fighters are hurting but neither has any
quit in them. Sammi is crowding Kelli in close using her dirty
boxing but taking unnecessary pokes to that inviting mouse under
her eye forcing Ali to bring in the ring Doctor. It's getting
really bad and the fight may be over. The Ring Doc moves his
finger around and satisfied that Sammi can still see allows the
fight to continue. Might as well put a big red bullseye on that
mouse as Kelli's jab has one and only one target. Sammi switches
to a southpaw keeping her damaged left eye out of range but
she's not all that comfortable and Kelli is winning each
exchange. Mid round and Sammi on her back foot waving the right
jab but Kelli methodically wading in connecting on jabs and now
there is a cut under Sammi's right eye. Final moments and it's
all Kelli who feints up top and blasts those perky breasts at
the bell. Sammi slowly makes it to her corner looking like she's
wearing cement boots. Kelli takes her 2nd round in a row and now
the fight is even at 75. Brec is working her magic with the
endswell and Sammi can see again but Madison knows she needs a
solid guard. Kelli is told to go up top while Sammi is
instructed to wreak havoc on that red battered belly. [/font]
[font=arial]Round 9: Sammi may look like she's been run over but
she still has a solid base under her and is able to keep out of
trouble. Kelli's glowing red lower body looks like an Irish Lass
in the midday sun and her body is covered with welts and bruises
but she pushes forward willing to eat a few gut shots in the
process. It's come to a battle of attrition and which of these
pint sized warriors will come out on top is anyone's guess.
Kelli steps in and almost folds in two as Sammi buries a left
into her gut. Kelli takes a cross to the temple before she can
circle out of danger. The crowd gasp as a mean spirited left
hook sails by Kelli's face and her corner can breathe again.
Kelli sets and works the jab forcing Sammi away but it's only
temporary as Sammi lowers her head and bullies Kelli onto the
ropes. Sammi works some wide looping crosses to the body but
Kelli soaks them up with her arms. An uppercut to the chin stops
Sammi in her tracks and Kelli doubles up the jab and Sammi's eye
is starting to close and it's not about to get any better. With
Sammi in Ali's crosshairs she knows it's now or never and goes
for broke. Kelli is on her bicycle but Sammi deftly cuts the
ring in half and with a minute left she pins Kelli on the ropes
and her comes the body blows. Kelli bends forward and tucks her
elbows in but Sammi works the body. Kelli huffs and puffs but
absorbs the punishment until the bell but the momentum has yet
again changed and Sammi goes into the final round up on the
cards 85-84. Kelli is still catching her breath but looks game
for the final round while Ali is in the Wannabee corner but for
the moment seems satisfied that Sammi can go out for the 10th.
Brec is in Sammi's ear and it sounds like she wants her to go to
the liver again. Kelli needs no instructions as she knows what
she needs to do.[/font]
[font=arial]Round 10: Kelli is clearly hurting and her breaths
come in short gasps but she is on her feet and is as ready as
can be expected for the final round. Sammi is blinking clearly
bothered by her swollen eyes but so far so good as Ali lets her
corner know that she is on a short leash. She slaps her hands
together and off we go. Kelli back stepping hiding behind a left
jab while Sammi pushes forward keeping her punches low. Neither
is connecting but that doesn't stop them from swinging away.
Sammi lands a three punch body combo but eats a jab that closes
her left eye. This is as bad as it gets for Sammi as she
switches stances but just can't pick up Kelli's shots until it's
too late. Kelli launches a triple jab then loads up her left and
here it comes. Sammi never saw it coming and down she goes after
a left cross lands on the button. Sammi is laying face down as
Ali is on her in a flash. The ref starts her count. 3 . . . . 4
. . . . 5 . . . Sammi rolls on her side but is seeing double. 6
. . . . 7 . . . . she reaches for the middle rope but draws air
and falls back down and this fight is over! Kelli Berglund has
won this fight by KO Punch at 1 minute and 38 seconds of the
10th round.[/font]
[font=arial]The Badass Barbie corner is going wild but Kelli is
in no condition to celebrate and drops to her knees then sits
down and brings her knees in tight. Brec and Madison are
attending to Sammi who can barely see but is on her feet clearly
disappointed in the ending. Madison is still upset with the 6th
round debacle goes over and starts complaining to Ali Larter.
Again, Ali isn't having any of it and neither is Paris Berelc
who walks over to Madison and gives her a shove into the ropes
accusing her of trying to cheat again. Madison catches herself
and launches herself at Paris and the two start throwing down at
close range. Ali has her hands full and security steps in and
pulls the two apart. It takes two burly guards to hold Madison
back while Paris wipes the blood out of the corner of her mouth.
The ring is finally cleared and Kelli is able to make it to her
feet for the official decision. [/font]
[font=arial]Joe Rogan makes his way into the ring but neither
Kelli or Sammi are in any kind of mood to be interviewed and he
is left standing in an empty ring with a mic in his hand.[/font]
[font=arial]Kelli Berglund has defeated Sammi Hanratty by KO
Punch at 1:38 of the 10th Round[/font]
[font=arial]
Written by the Badass Barbies[/font]
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