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Fight #01 Sammi Hanratty vs Kelli Berglund
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: May 29, 2022, 11:38 pm
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Match 01
Sammi Hanratty (The Wannabes)
Height: 5' 1" / Weight: 110 lb / Measurements: 32-26-32 / Bra
Size: 32A / 26 Years Old
vs
Kelli Berglund (The Badass Barbies)
Height: 5' 3" / Weight: 104 lb / Measurements: 33-24-34 / Bra
Size: 32A / 26 Years Old
HTML https://i.imgur.com/lUhrUNq.png
Referee: Ali Larter
Hosts: Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub
Joe Rogan: Welcome everyone, I'm Joe Rogan and with me tonight
is former UFC Ultimate Fighter 10 runner up Brendan Schaub.
Brendan: Wow, that was a ringing endorsement. Runner up is not
one of my career highlights.
Joe: Sorry about that.
Brendan: We're cool. That was years ago and now we're here to
see some hotties beat the living sh!t out of each other.
Joe: Our opening bout tonight is going to be a fight between two
women who absolutely hate each other. They have been going at it
for over 2 years now and supposedly it's going to come to a head
in the ring.
Brendan: All I can say is that someone is leaving on a
stretcher. The way these two go at it I can't imagine it ending
any other way.
Joe: They simply can't stand the sight of each other and have
gone at it many times.
Brendan: And they have this thing about taking each other's
bras. I can't think of anything more devastating than losing a
fight then having your bra ripped off and your titties bouncing
around in the open
Joe: So you have a bra and titties?
Brendan: No but if I did I wouldn't want the world to see them.
Joe: This should be a good fight. Kelli is the better cage
fighter but Sammi dominated a wrestling match in the oil.
Brendan: And Sammi also came out on top in a catfight. I think
Kelli may be more technical but Sammi is vicious. It's anyone's
guess as to who is the better boxer.
Joe: All I know is that both of these women are in excellent
shape. For Featherweights they are really put together and their
muscles have nice definition.
Brendan: Don't forget that Kelli was a college gymnast and Sammi
is an excellent soccer player.
Joe: Both have outstanding conditioning. I predict they will
come out fast and go at each other for 10 rounds.
Brendan: Unless one gets a KO. They may be on the smaller side
but both have a lot of power.
Joe: I see they are about to make their entrances. I tell you,
I've been to at least 100 title fights and the capacity crowd
tonight is as electric as I can remember. They are split right
down the middle and there are signs everywhere for each fighter.
I can't wait.
Kelli is first to make her entrance. She is accompanied by Paris
Berelc and Olivia Holt and is wearing a black robe with the hood
pulled over her face. She steps up to the officials who rub some
Vaseline on her brow, check her gloves and mouthpiece and give
her the go ahead. Paris parts the ropes and Kelli bursts
through. She takes two laps at full speed then settles in her
corner as her fans whoop it up. Kelli is wearing a pair black
spandex shorts and a matching sports bra. Her hair is pulled
back in a tight ponytail and she is wearing black gloves with
silver trim.
Sammi splits the curtains and is accompanied by Brec Bassinger
and Madison Pettis. Sammi goes through the per-fight inspection
and climbs onto the apron. She grabs the top rope and in one
swift move flips into the ring as her fans go berserk over her
athletic feat. She takes a lap around the ring as Kelli locks
eyes on the petite Wannabee but Sammi is having none of it and
totally ignores the Brunette Barbie. Sammi is wearing a red
halter top with a matching thong. Her hair is tied up in a bun
and she is wearing black gloves with red trim. Both women have
decided to fight barefoot.
Ali Larter brings the fighters to the middle and again Sammi
refuses to acknowledge Kelli who is clearly getting frustrated.
Ali Larter: OK Ladies. You will obey my commands at all times.
When I say break you will immediately stop. It's 10-3 minute
rounds and the 3 knockdown rule is in effect. In case of a
knockdown you will proceed to a neutral corner and stay there
until told to fight. Now I want a good clean fight. Watch your
fingers and keep the punches above the belt. Are we good? Both
nod in agreement. Ali doesn't even bother asking them to touch
gloves as both are already headed to the corners.
Paris is massaging Kelli's shoulders while Olivia is doing her
best to psych her teammate up. In the Wannabee corner Madison
gives Sammi a cool drink while Brec is going over last minute
instructions but Sammi is ignoring Brec and is now glaring at
Kelli.
Ali looks over at the officials and slaps her hands together and
here we go.
Round 1: Both Featherweights have a nice hop in their step as
they move in and out of the pocket. Sammi is throwing out the
left jab and Kelli is using head feints. Neither lands much and
the fight that everyone came to see is slow to develop as both
show a ton of respect and cautiously circle around the center of
the ring. One minute in and now both are starting to find some
openings. Kelli lands the first telling shot, a crisp cross to
the chin knocking Sammi to the side. Sammi ducks an overhand
right and counters with a crisp hook to the ribs. Kelli felt
that one but stepped forward behind a constant right jab. Sammi
on her back foot now but is able to land some nice counters to
the belly but it's not enough to keep Kelli off of her. Final
minute sees Kelli push the pace. She reaches out and grabs Sammi
by the shoulder and bullies her into a corner. Kelli wades in
and lowers her chin on Sammi's right shoulder and starts
jackhammering right hooks into Sammi's ribs. Sammi clinches up
and it's enough to get Ali's attention. She brings the fight to
the middle but with only 10 seconds left neither is able to
score. With a strong finish Kelli takes a 10-9 lead.
Round 2: Kelli off her stool early smacking her gloves while
Sammi bounces on her toes. Bell sounds and they're right at it.
Sammi faints up top then blasting leather into Kelli's tummy.
Kelli takes a step to the side but is back in pursuit but now
Sammi has her timing down and Kelli is getting marked up with
some crisp jabs. Kelli looks to clinch up but Sammi is too quick
and is able to counter with some crosses then darts back out of
range. A deep breath from Kelli who shows her frustration but
she tucks her chin down and barrels forward this time wrapping
Sammi up and driving her back into a corner. Oh no, Sammi is
stuck unable to shake Kelli off. Some stiff shots to the ribs
and an uppercut to the left breast brings a grimace from Sammi
who finally is able to lock Kelli in a bearhug and get a much
needed break. Mid round and Sammi in retreat but her lightning
quick left jab is starting to back Kelli off. Both reset and
then on queue they start throwing down. Kelli lands a right
cross to the chin buckling Sammi's right knee but she misses on
a wild overhand left leaving herself open to a nasty liver punch
and Kelli is hurt as she rolls off to her right holding her
side. Sammi is on her and now it's Kelli who is backed into her
own corner and Sammi is pouring it on. Kelli's guard is tight
around her ears leaving her body open and Sammi goes to town
polishing up the belly, ribs and breasts. Kelli wildly tries to
tie up the feisty Wannabee and is finally able to coral Sammi
and get a fight saving break. There's still plenty of time left
and Sammi knows this is her chance and she is only a few clean
body shots away from putting Kelli away. Sammi muscles her way
in and works some dirty boxing but Kelli is able to back her off
with some crisp jabs of her own. Kelli's legs are still not
there yet but her jabs are still working and a reckless Sammi
takes a double jab to the cheek snapping her head back. The bell
sounds and the round is all Sammi in dominating fashion. Not
quite a 10-8 but she evens the card up at 19 a piece.
Round 3: Kelli takes in a deep breath and raises her guard,
Sammi a little more cautious after being scolded by Madison
Pettis for her careless ending. A little tentative on both sides
leads to a lot of feints but by the 30 second mark both let the
leather fly. A right hook cracks Kelli in the temple and Sammi
goes downstairs chugging left handed pistons into Kelli's
battered body. Kelli ties her up but not before taking some
rabbit punches to the sides of her breasts. Sammi is all
business and is looking to end the fight. She feints a right and
sticks a left jab onto Kelli's nose violently jarring her head
back. Kelli stumbles back with Sammi in hot pursuit. Blood is
now trickling out of Kelli's nose and her left cheek is starting
to swell. Sammi pushes forward behind that nasty left jab and
backs Kelli into a corner. Mid round and it's more of the same.
Sammi leaning in hard, bumping her shoulder off of Kelli's face
while her fists are working over the brunette Barbie's now pink
torso. One minute left and Kelli is on life support but is able
to block enough strikes to keep afoot. Kelli is finally able to
get a break and slowly resets in the middle of the cage. Sammi
is in no hurry now as she is in complete control. She waves the
jab in Kelli's face then drives a harpoon into the liver and
Kelli lets out a loud yelp and takes a knee. Sammi sprints to a
neutral corner while Ali stands over Kelli and starts waving her
hand in a back and forth motion while she starts her count. 4 .
. . 5 . . . .6 . . . Kelli puts her left hand on her knee and
groans as she forces herself to her feet and is up at 8. Ali is
not all that convinced but Kelli slaps her hand away and raises
her guard. She is not about to let her hated rival take her out
with a body shot. 20 seconds left and Sammi is swinging for the
fences but is wild and unable to land a KO. The bell sounds and
Kelli bends over and puts her hands on her knees. She gulps down
some air and plops her ass down on her stool while Olivia and
Paris work on their battered fighter. Sammi is out of breath and
getting an ear full from
Madison. The round is a 10-8 whitewash for Sammi who takes a
29-27 lead.
Round 4: Sammi flies out of her corner like she was shot out of
a cannon but Kelli has her guard up and is working the jab.
Sammi slows it down and is back to the head and feints body
blows but Kelli isn't having any of it at the moment. Sammi bull
rushes back in but eats an uppercut to the chin and Sammi's
knees buckle. She stumbles to the left then falls into the ropes
and Ali is in on her and gives her a standing 8. Sammi is not
at all happy with Ali but regroups and despite getting countered
still presses forward. Kelli has her legs back and is able to
slip Sammi's punches but holds back on her counters. Sammi is a
bit gassed and is breathing through her mouth, sweat now running
through her cleavage but she keeps up the pressure. Now we're
back to where we started. Both fighters banged up but far from
done. A little caution on both sides slows the action down a bit
but each still has their moments. Mid round and it's Kelli who
is getting the better of the exchanges and now it's Sammi whose
lips are puffing out and there is a small mouse under her left
eye. 1 minute left and Kelli back in control and has Sammi
trapped on the cables. Kelli is ramping up the pressure and
Sammi's round butt slips in the middle rope. Kelli straightens
up Sammi with an uppercut then polishes up the mid-section till
the bell. It's 10-8 Kelli and the score is tied at 37. Madison
is fanning Sammi with a towel while Brec has the endswell up on
that puffy cheek. Kelli is tired taking deep breaths in and
slowly letting them out but she now has the momentum.
Round 5: Sammi not out of the woods yet but the minute off
between rounds and some slick Wannabee corner work has her
ready. Kelli's been through the wringer but seems to have the
fresher legs and she uses them to move in, stick that jab in
Sammi's grill and that huge target under her left eye. Sammi
knows she's a bit compromised and her guard is wrapped tight to
her ears pretty much giving up her lower body. Kelli is never on
to pass up a freebie and lays some leather downstairs. Sammi
hurting but firing back through her high guard backing Kelli up.
The pace slows as both fighters catch their breath but by mid
round they are back at it. Kelli splits the guard with a nasty
uppercut but eats a low hook right on the waistband. A left to
the lips backs Sammi off. It's a close round going into the
finals seconds but it is Sammi who steals the round with a quick
flurry. The bell sounds and both gingerly head for their stools.
Kelli is getting encouragement from Paris while Olivia cleans
her up. Sammi is not doing much better as her lips are about to
burst open and the mouse is starting to swell. Again it's Brec
who does her magic and Sammi is off her stool early. With her
late flurry Sammi takes a 47-46 lead.
Round 6: Sammi looking to build on her momentum from the earlier
round and steps into the pocket and lights Kelli up with a 1-2-1
combo. Sammi follows that up with a right cross to the temple
and Kelli's eyes roll back in her head. Sammi has her 2nd wind
and that's bad news for Kelli. Sammi trudges forward and Kelli
is forced to fight off her back foot. Sammi is in control now
but Kelli is not about to go away without a fight and she keeps
herself out of trouble for the moment. Now it's Kelli who has
gotten her 2nd wind and she is eluding a frustrated Sammi. Again
we're back to square one and despite some bumps and bruises
Sammi and Kelli are both ready to brawl and that's what they do.
Kelli is working the jab popping Sammi in the right breast.
Sammi returns fire with a left right to the jugs but gasps as
Kelli thumps her right back with a left that flattens her right
boob. The fans are on their feet as the two stand toe to toe and
chug and churn punches into the other chests each yelping and
squealing as the racks are being flattened onto their chests.
It's Kelli who can't stand the heat and backs away bringing her
elbows in tight around her aching breasts. Sammi gives Kelli a
smirk then gives her hated rival a shove. In the closing minute
it's all Sammi and Kelli may be done. Kelli backs herself into a
corner and hides behind a tight guard which proves to protect
her chest and face but that's all well and good for Sammi who
unloads cannons into the breadbasket. Sammi is clicking on all
cylinders now and Kelli is slowly slumping when the clacker
signals 10 seconds to go. Sammi winds up and delivers a
crippling left hook to the liver, sending Kelli to the canvas.
Sammi raises her hands and starts celebrating as Ali goes to
check on Kelli, convinced that the brutal fight is over. Kelli
moans on the mat but somehow manages to roll on her stomach and
a stunned Ali starts counting. 4 . . . . 5 . . . . 6. . . . 7 .
. . . Kelli is now on a knee as the bell sounds at 7 but Ali
keeps the count going and Kelli is on her feet at 9. Madison
Pettis races across the ring and gets in Ali Larter face.
Madison: What the f$ck Larter! You just gave her 15 seconds!
Count her out! Count her out!
Ali is not amused and turns away but Madison is all over the
former Hellfire Girls Club standout but Ali is not one to be
intimidated and firmly grabs Madison by the arm and sets her in
the Wannabee corner. Kelli is in rough shape as the right half
of her body is numb. Sammi is now in complete control not only
in the squared circle but on the cards and has built a
commanding 57-54 lead.
Now it's the Badass Barbie corner who needs to pull off a
miracle and they feverishly work on their crippled fighter. It's
not looking good as Kelli is bent over and her butt is glued to
her stool. Ali is motioning the fighters to the middle but Kelli
isn't going anywhere. Paris knows what she needs to do and takes
a water bottle and starts spraying Kelli in the face. The ice
cold stream shocks her and she gets to her feet right as Ali is
coming to call the fight. Ali motions for a towel and starts to
mop up the water then turns and grabs Kelli's gloves and gives
them a firm shake letting her know that this is her last chance.
Kelli nods and raises her guard.
Round 7: Sammi was told by her corner to take her time and work
the body but Sammi wants nothing more than to knock Kelli's head
right off her shoulders and that's what she tries to do. Sammi
is swinging for the fences wildly throwing overhand bombs and
haymakers. Kelli isn't about to go down yet and weathers the
onslaught and even manages some feeble offense of her own. While
none of it is getting through at least Kelli is putting up a
fight keeping Ali at bay. Sammi backs away and despite her
corner pleading for her to slow down she doubles up on her
efforts and swings from the hips stepping into each blow. Kelli
guard is soaking up the shots but some bruises are starting to
show and her biceps are starting to throb. Sammi is now on a
mission and goes all in but the stubborn brunette is still able
to fend off the attack and finally is able to generate a
counter. A couple of stinging jabs to the rack infuriates Sammi
who finally listens to her corner and starts working the torso.
Mid round and Kelli is getting the better of the brief
exchanges. While not much damage is being done both are scoring
and with 30 seconds left it's anyone round. With the early
flurry Sammi is starting to gas and Kelli takes advantage
landing a sweet combo then follows it up with some nifty rack
work at the bell. Kelli is somehow back in this fight and is
able to steal a much needed round. A great comeback for the
former Lab Rats star as she pulls closer but is still behind
66-65.
Round 8: Sammi is playing it smarter now and is poking the jab
then going downstairs to mark up Kelli's beet red torso. Kelli
works the jab setting up her right cross and Sammi's upper lip
is busted open and the mouse under her left eye might be
compromising her vision. With 7 brutal rounds in the books both
petite fighters are hurting but neither has any quit in them.
Sammi is crowding Kelli in close using her dirty boxing but
taking unnecessary pokes to that inviting mouse under her eye
forcing Ali to bring in the ring Doctor. It's getting really bad
and the fight may be over. The Ring Doc moves his finger around
and satisfied that Sammi can still see allows the fight to
continue. Might as well put a big red bullseye on that mouse as
Kelli's jab has one and only one target. Sammi switches to a
southpaw keeping her damaged left eye out of range but she's not
all that comfortable and Kelli is winning each exchange. Mid
round and Sammi on her back foot waving the right jab but Kelli
methodically wading in connecting on jabs and now there is a cut
under Sammi's right eye. Final moments and it's all Kelli who
feints up top and blasts those perky breasts at the bell. Sammi
slowly makes it to her corner looking like she's wearing cement
boots. Kelli takes her 2nd round in a row and now the fight is
even at 75. Brec is working her magic with the endswell and
Sammi can see again but Madison knows she needs a solid guard.
Kelli is told to go up top while Sammi is instructed to wreak
havoc on that red battered belly.
Round 9: Sammi may look like she's been run over but she still
has a solid base under her and is able to keep out of trouble.
Kelli's glowing red lower body looks like an Irish Lass in the
midday sun and her body is covered with welts and bruises but
she pushes forward willing to eat a few gut shots in the
process. It's come to a battle of attrition and which of these
pint sized warriors will come out on top is anyone's guess.
Kelli steps in and almost folds in two as Sammi buries a left
into her gut. Kelli takes a cross to the temple before she can
circle out of danger. The crowd gasp as a mean spirited left
hook sails by Kelli's face and her corner can breathe again.
Kelli sets and works the jab forcing Sammi away but it's only
temporary as Sammi lowers her head and bullies Kelli onto the
ropes. Sammi works some wide looping crosses to the body but
Kelli soaks them up with her arms. An uppercut to the chin stops
Sammi in her tracks and Kelli doubles up the jab and Sammi's eye
is starting to close and it's not about to get any better. With
Sammi in Ali's crosshairs she knows it's now or never and goes
for broke. Kelli is on her bicycle but Sammi deftly cuts the
ring in half and with a minute left she pins Kelli on the ropes
and her comes the body blows. Kelli bends forward and tucks her
elbows in but Sammi works the body. Kelli huffs and puffs but
absorbs the punishment until the bell but the momentum has yet
again changed and Sammi goes into the final round up on the
cards 85-84. Kelli is still catching her breath but looks game
for the final round while Ali is in the Wannabee corner but for
the moment seems satisfied that Sammi can go out for the 10th.
Brec is in Sammi's ear and it sounds like she wants her to go to
the liver again. Kelli needs no instructions as she knows what
she needs to do.
Round 10: Kelli is clearly hurting and her breaths come in short
gasps but she is on her feet and is as ready as can be expected
for the final round. Sammi is blinking clearly bothered by her
swollen eyes but so far so good as Ali lets her corner know that
she is on a short leash. She slaps her hands together and off we
go. Kelli back stepping hiding behind a left jab while Sammi
pushes forward keeping her punches low. Neither is connecting
but that doesn't stop them from swinging away. Sammi lands a
three punch body combo but eats a jab that closes her left eye.
This is as bad as it gets for Sammi as she switches stances but
just can't pick up Kelli's shots until it's too late. Kelli
launches a triple jab then loads up her left and here it comes.
Sammi never saw it coming and down she goes after a left cross
lands on the button. Sammi is laying face down as Ali is on her
in a flash. The ref starts her count. 3 . . . . 4 . . . . 5 . .
. Sammi rolls on her side but is seeing double. 6 . . . . 7 . .
. . she reaches for the middle rope but draws air and falls back
down and this fight is over! Kelli Berglund has won this fight
by KO Punch at 1 minute and 38 seconds of the 10th round.
The Badass Barbie corner is going wild but Kelli is in no
condition to celebrate and drops to her knees then sits down and
brings her knees in tight. Brec and Madison are attending to
Sammi who can barely see but is on her feet clearly disappointed
in the ending. Madison is still upset with the 6th round debacle
goes over and starts complaining to Ali Larter. Again, Ali isn't
having any of it and neither is Paris Berelc who walks over to
Madison and gives her a shove into the ropes accusing her of
trying to cheat again. Madison catches herself and launches
herself at Paris and the two start throwing down at close range.
Ali has her hands full and security steps in and pulls the two
apart. It takes two burly guards to hold Madison back while
Paris wipes the blood out of the corner of her mouth. The ring
is finally cleared and Kelli is able to make it to her feet for
the official decision.
Joe Rogan makes his way into the ring but neither Kelli or Sammi
are in any kind of mood to be interviewed and he is left
standing in an empty ring with a mic in his hand.
Kelli Berglund has defeated Sammi Hanratty by KO Punch at 1:38
of the 10th Round
Written by the Badass Barbies
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