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Round 1, fight 10: Lisa vs Jennifer Carpenter
By: Raccoon Date: March 21, 2022, 1:17 pm
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Round 1, fight 10: Lisa vs Jennifer Carpenter
Lisa enters the cage and this place seems about to burst! She
knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of them wearing
"I love Lisa" T-shirts and holding "Lisa for President" signs.
Lisa plays with her hair and smiles at Jennifer Carpenter with
evil intent. It looks like she knows she can win today.
Jenni looks calm, but knows she has a tough fight coming up. Can
the Haydens Powergirls fighter rise to this challenge?
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Jenni is the favourite by the betting sites on the Internet.
The referee of the bout is Ariana Grande.
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Round 1
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We've got the 101 lbs Lisa up against the 137 lbs Jennifer
Carpenter. Will that difference in weight be a deciding factor
in this fight? Let's find out!
Jennifer Carpenter fakes a move and launches a kick right
towards Lisa's chest!
Lisa blocks that and pushes her opponent. The look in Lisa's
eyes is pure poison!
Superb haymaker by Lisa...
It smashes into Jenni's face like a cannon ball! Ohhh, she's not
so pretty now. You can say goodbye to that modeling contract,
love.
Lisa launches a furious low kick! This fighters legs are amazing
to watch!
Jenni receives a hard blow on her left leg!
Good looking front kick from Jennifer Carpenter...
Lisa blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Jenni. That all
you got?"
Jenni clumsily fails here and it's time for Lisa to fight
back...
Lisa launches a rapid series of punches...
She's taking Jenni from one end of the cage to the other. That's
awesome! The crowd are going nuts!
Jenni's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Jennifer Carpenter tries a high kick! High risk move!
Lisa was covering for a middle kick and that one almost knocked
off her pretty little head!
Yeow! It looks like Lisa's Left cheek is beginning to swell. But
it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going
to keep fighting.
Lisa's found an opening in the defense of Jennifer Carpenter,
she's launching a big uppercut...
Bingo! Jenni's wobbling! That must have hurt like a bitch.
Lisa looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing,
it's obvious she's been training hard for this event.
A furious flurry of punches from Lisa!
She puts Jenni in a world of hurt! Those hits are landing over
and over again. I think Jenni just pissed her panties in fear!
Oh no! Jenni will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
Both fighters circle around the center of the cage. The crowd
want some action!
Middle kick from Lisa.
Bam! Jenni receives a solid kick right below her breasts.
The clock says 1:40 in the 1 round
Jennifer Carpenter moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Lisa's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
Lisa goes in with a looping right hand while Jennifer Carpenter
jumps back and jabs.
Jenni seems staggered and Lisa runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
A shake of the head from Jenni. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round
Lisa attempts to cut off Jennifer Carpenter with punches.
Jenni reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
The clock says 2:20 in the 1 round
Jennifer Carpenter is not showing a great technique with that
low kick...
Lisa is smart enough to block that one.
Jennifer Carpenter decides to launch some tentative punches...
Jenni takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Lisa has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this
day and age.
Lisa is showing excellent timing. She blasts Jennifer Carpenter
with a right hand.
Great hook by Lisa! Jenni is caught off balance and slips to the
ground in pain!
Lisa is standing while Jenni is on the ground on her back.
Jenni is trying to get back onto her feet.
She staggers a little, but the Haydens Powergirls member is
vertical again.
Time for Jenni to get upright again. She's breathing heavily,
her beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself.
This fight is awfully one sided. Matchmakers should take this
into account for future fights between these two.
Jennifer Carpenter launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Lisa.
Jenni clumsily fails here and it's time for Lisa to fight
back...
Solid kick to the leg from Lisa.
Jenni checks it and positions herself.
Lisa launches a body shot.
Jenni evades.
Poorly executed technique from Jenni. Lisa looks to counter...
Lisa moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Jenni checks the kick.
Lisa launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Jenni's knee!
The clock says 3:40 in the 1 round
A shake of the head from Jenni. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to take the fight to the ground with a
one leg takedown...
Lisa jumps backwards and frees her leg. Smooth move!
Brilliant combination from Lisa...
Punches are landing...she's forcing Jenni to try and defend
better.
Lisa is playing with Jennifer Carpenter. I don't know if it's
because of Jenni's lack of fighting spirit or just lack of
skill.
Lisa goes in with a looping right hand while Jennifer Carpenter
jumps back and jabs.
That one hits, but Jenni seems unaffected. She's countering with
a few punches of her own. Great exchange here.
Lisa's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received! She
may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Good looking front kick from Jennifer Carpenter...
It connects and Lisa stumbles backwards...
Jennifer Carpenter's one of those women capable of pounding you
into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound
on your tits until they're black and blue.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to take the action to her favourite
field as she tries to grapple.
Great move by Jenni as she pushes Lisa forward with double
underhooks.
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
I don't think the crowd like this. Lisa and Jenni are just
holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and
separate them.
The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Jennifer Carpenter tries some dirty boxing while holds Lisa
against cage.
Lisa's aware of her surroundings and escapes from the clinch
giving Jenni a shove for good measure.
Jenni gets sloppy and Lisa tries to take advantage...
Nice punch by Lisa.
She out boxes Jenni in this exchange with some solid hits.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Ariana
Grande tells the fighters to go to their corners.
This round is clearly for Lisa.
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Round 2
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Lisa tries some clinching in order to control the fight.
Nicely done. Lisa's clinching with Jenni and their tits are
mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit
sandwich!
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Jennifer Carpenter pushes off of Lisa and starts launching a
flurry of hooks and body shots!
Lisa holds her opponent tight while she tries to cool down the
action.
Lisa tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Lisa circles out and slips free of Jennifer Carpenter's grip.
Nice job of getting out of that position.
The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round
Jennifer Carpenter and Lisa engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Lisa is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round
Superb haymaker by Jennifer Carpenter...
It smashes into Lisa's face like a cannon ball! Ohhh, she's not
so pretty now. You can say goodbye to that modeling contract,
love.
Lisa is holding Jennifer Carpenter's left leg. She's got a tight
grip and is trying to take Jenni down...
Crash! Jenni loses balance and goes to the ground. She could be
in trouble.
Lisa is in side mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jennifer Carpenter is attempting to trap Lisa in her guard.
Lisa keeps control and remains in side mount.
The clock says 1:25 in the 2 round
Lisa is in side mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Lisa is trying to better her position on the ground and launches
a couple of elbows against Jennifer Carpenter's ribs and
breasts.
Jenni felt that and her face shows the pain. Those are tears on
her cheeks...
The clock says 1:35 in the 2 round
Lisa is in side mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Lisa positions herself and launches a barrage of punches.
Lisa's in full mount and her punches are hitting hard at Jenni's
breasts.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Lisa attempts to keep her position while looking to perhaps
begin a hard pounding session...
Lisa controls the situation despite Jenni's efforts of escaping
from the full mount.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jenni is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like
this.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Good looking punches from Lisa on the ground.
Those punches could take their toll on Jenni. She's feeling
those for sure.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Down on the canvas and I don't think Lisa can see properly, her
hair's plastered to her face.
Jenni's attempting a headbutt...lucky escape from Lisa! Somehow
she dodged that, even though she couldn't see.
Jenni misses a step and Lisa sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Lisa tries to keep her position. That look in her eye, I think
she wants to begin a good pounding session...
Jenni struggles and pushes her opponent. She's starting to look
a bit anxious.
The clock says 2:20 in the 2 round
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Lisa attempts to keep her position while looking to perhaps
begin a hard pounding session...
Lisa controls the situation despite Jenni's efforts of escaping
from the full mount.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to roll to her side and trap Lisa in
her guard...
Jenni gets her hip out and moves to full guard.
The clock says 2:45 in the 2 round
Lisa is in open guard over Jenni.
Jenni tries to stand up!
Yes...she's now on her feet.
Ariana Grande halts the fight to ensure both fighters are
standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and
Ariana Grande giving the signal to engage.
Both fighters have climbed to their feet and they continue the
fight standing. The fans at the Meteora (Kalabaka, Greece) are
cheering for the girls.
Jennifer Carpenter sets up a throw...
Jenni fumbles and falls down! Lisa is laughing at her! How
embarrassing!
Lisa is in open guard over Jenni.
Jennifer Carpenter is trying to close her guard around Lisa.
"Uhhh Lisa...ughh...get off me..."
Lisa defends herself well and stops Jenni. "No fucking way,
Jenni...(grunt)"
Lisa is in open guard over Jenni.
Lisa tries to improve her position.
She frees a leg.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Lisa is trying to better her position on the ground and launches
a couple of elbows against Jennifer Carpenter's ribs and
breasts.
Jenni blocks Lisa's moves and tries to reverse the situation.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Jennifer Carpenter attempts to move to full guard.
Lisa keeps good control and remains in half guard.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Lisa tries to open up Jennifer Carpenter with a few strikes
using her right elbow...
Jenni blocks a few elbows. Now Lisa will have to look for
another option.
Jenni is trying to counter now...
Jennifer Carpenter tries to close the guard.
Nothing happening from this effort.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Lisa is on the ground on top of Jennifer Carpenter. She has her
fingers all over Jenni's face.
Lisa looks like she poked Jenni in the eye! What an asshole
move!
Referee Ariana Grande needs to get her eyes checked. She missed
that blatant foul!
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Lisa tries to open up Jennifer Carpenter with a few strikes
using her right elbow...
Jenni blocks a few elbows. Now Lisa will have to look for
another option.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Lisa tries to pass Jennifer Carpenter's guard...
Yes, Lisa manages to get her leg free and moves to side mount.
Lisa is in side mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jennifer Carpenter attempts to trap Lisa in her guard.
Lisa keeps control and remains in side mount.
Lisa is in side mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jennifer Carpenter is attempting to trap Lisa in her guard.
Jenni manages to switch to half guard.
Lisa is in half guard over Jenni.
Jennifer Carpenter attempts to move to full guard.
Jenni manages to switch to full guard.
Lisa is in closed guard over Jenni.
Lisa's in closed guard, as Jennifer Carpenter tries to roll on
the ground.
Nice reversal! Jenni's now in full mount over Lisa.
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Jennifer Carpenter is in full mount over Lisa.
Lisa tries to roll to her side and trap Jennifer Carpenter in
her guard...
Lisa moves to half guard.
Jennifer Carpenter is in half guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter looks like she's trying to pass Lisa's
guard...
Jenni manages to get her toned leg free and moves to side mount.
Referee Ariana Grande stops the action and is having to yell at
the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over.
Jenni has to be confident that she won that round. She runs her
fingers through her long brown hair and smiles at the crowd.
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Round 3
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Lisa is slowing the pace of the fight a bit and she circles
around her opponent.
Lisa tries a high kick! High risk move!
Jenni blocks. Wow, that could have finished this match.
Jenni is trying to counter now...
Lisa attempts a shoot!
Lisa checks herself and stops before running into Jenni's kick.
Lucky girl!
Lisa moves aside and launches a furious low kick!
Hard blow to Jenni's thigh! That'll be a bruise by morning.
The clock says 0:25 in the 3 round
Jennifer Carpenter is holding Lisa's right leg. Lisa should
never have got herself in this spot, Jenni is trying to take her
down.
Lisa loses her balance and goes to the ground.
Jennifer Carpenter is in side mount over Lisa.
Lisa launches a few punches to Jennifer Carpenter's cheek from
the guard.
Those punches sure look annoying. Jenni tries to cover her face,
but the hits are landing.
Jennifer Carpenter is in side mount over Lisa.
Deep breaths from Lisa who tries a hammer punch to Jennifer
Carpenter's chest.
That hit Jenni! She moves on the ground in order to protect
herself.
Jennifer Carpenter is in side mount over Lisa.
The two fighters are on the canvas. The crowd watches as
Jennifer Carpenter looks to mount Lisa...
Lisa takes advantage of Jenni's over commitment and traps her in
full guard.
Jennifer Carpenter is in closed guard over Lisa.
Jenni breathes deeply while on the ground. She's gulping down
huge mouthfuls of oxygen.
Jennifer Carpenter is in closed guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter struggles on the ground and tries to break
Lisa's guard...
Jenni's in Lisa's open guard now. Nice work from Jenni.
Jennifer Carpenter is in open guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter moves on the ground...
Jenni cannot take any advantage on the ground.
Jenni misses a step and Lisa sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Deep breaths from Lisa who tries a hammer punch to Jennifer
Carpenter's chest.
Jenni blocks those punches.
Jennifer Carpenter is in open guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter moves on the ground...
Jenni cannot take any advantage on the ground.
Lisa tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Deep breaths from Lisa who tries a hammer punch to Jennifer
Carpenter's chest.
That hit Jenni! She moves on the ground in order to protect
herself.
Jennifer Carpenter is in open guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter could be in trouble here as Lisa's trying to
close her guard around her.
Success for Lisa! Nicely done, hopefully she can take some
advantage here.
Jennifer Carpenter is in closed guard over Lisa.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to improve her position on the ground
as she sits on her knees and tries to break the closed guard.
Lisa leans in and grabs Jenni's arms as she brings her to the
ground again.
Jennifer Carpenter is in closed guard over Lisa.
Pity-pat punches from Jennifer Carpenter.
Lisa doesn't flinch. She can take that sort of crap all day.
Lisa tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Jennifer Carpenter's in closed guard, as Lisa tries to roll on
the ground.
Nice reversal! Lisa's now in full mount over Jenni.
Lisa is in full mount over Jennifer Carpenter.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to roll to her side and get to half
guard...
Lisa rolls Jenni to her stomach and takes her back! Oh boy,
Jenni's breasts are being pushed into the ground!
Lisa is in rear mount over Jenni.
Lisa flex's her hand and grabs Jennifer Carpenter's stomach.
Unusual attack here. She's going for a stomach claw.
"Get your hands off me! You filthy animal!" Jenni rejects Lisa's
stomach clawing attempt. Looks to me like she dodged a bullet
there.
"Get up, girls. The crowd want some action." Ariana Grande is
calling for both fighters to regain their feet and continue, the
crowd are happy with that decision.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Jenni and Lisa
glare at each other as they prepare to continue the fight.
Jennifer Carpenter tries to take the action to her favourite
field as she tries to grapple.
Lisa swings and Jenni has to retreat. Nice avoiding that
grapple, Lisa.
Lisa feints and then moves forward to hit with a hook.
Jenni moves aside and dodges.
High kick from Jennifer Carpenter! Her legs look amazing!
She misses narrowly!
Poorly executed technique from Jenni. Lisa looks to counter...
Lisa launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Jenni blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her
cheek! She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time
for Lisa to press her advantage!
Jenni has been opened up by Lisa...the Haydens Powergirls
fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
Lisa is standing while Jenni is on the ground on her back.
The effort shows as Jenni tries to get back to her feet.
She seems a bit shaken, but Jenni is upright again...American
fans will be cheering.
Back to her feet, Jenni is vertical again. She'll be hoping she
stays that way for a while.
Solid kick to the leg from Jennifer Carpenter.
Oh man! That visibly pains Lisa. Tears may be welling in her
eyes!
Jennifer Carpenter goes in with a looping right hand while Lisa
jumps back and jabs.
Jenni seems staggered and Lisa runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Oh no! A bad move from Lisa!
She almost puts her head in the path of Jenni's kick. Buy a
lottery ticket, Lisa!
Jennifer Carpenter fakes a punch and launches herself over Lisa.
Lisa's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Jenni and pushes
her away.
Jenni clumsily fails here and it's time for Lisa to fight
back...
Oh no! A bad move from Jennifer Carpenter!
She allows Lisa to land a solid head kick. Jenni is rocked with
that one!
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Jenni's Chin is going
to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Lisa wants this win. She unleashes a mighty kick.
Brutal high kick to Jenni! The crowd are screaming "Holy Shit!
Holy Shit!"
Jenni seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy
target for Lisa! This is the beginning of the end!
Jennifer Carpenter tries a nice one-two combination.
That gets blocked.
Good looking front kick from Jennifer Carpenter...
Lisa blocks with grim determination, "Come on, Jenni. That all
you got?"
Jenni gets sloppy and Lisa tries to take advantage...
Lisa launches a hook towards the body of Jennifer Carpenter.
Ouch! Jenni stops that one with her tits! Every woman in the
audience grimaced with that blow.
Oh My! A crushing shot to Jennifer Carpenter's body! That one
seemed to double her over and push the wind out of her. Jenni is
holding her side and she looks very uncomfortable.
Jennifer Carpenter dodges a strike and counters with a crushing
hook!
That misses by an inch! So close!
Jennifer Carpenter looks for angles as she throws a few jabs
that are countered by Lisa's punches.
Jenni is on the receiving end of a great combo by Lisa.
Jenni has a nasty cut on her Left eye. Blood's seeping from that
wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the fight.
Jennifer Carpenter lets rip with a fast low kick! This fighters
legs are amazing to watch!
Lisa blocks the kick. Nice defending.
Lisa tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
A wicked punch by Lisa!
She rocks Jenni and puts her in a world of hurt.
The clock says 4:55 in the 3 round
Jennifer Carpenter looks for angles as she throws a few jabs
that are countered by Lisa's punches.
Jenni is on the receiving end of a great combo by Lisa.
That looks like it hurts! Jenni's Left eye isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
This isn't good for Jenni! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them
as the buzzer sounds. Ariana Grande better be careful or she may
get in the way of a punch or kick!
This round is clearly for Lisa.
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Round 4
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Jennifer Carpenter's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Lisa smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Jennifer Carpenter tries a nice one-two combination.
That gets blocked.
The clock says 0:25 in the 4 round
Lisa just won't stop and continues to rain punches!
Jenni may be in trouble! She's getting seriously hurt here!
Yeow! It looks like Jenni's Chin is beginning to swell. But it
doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's going to
keep fighting.
Lisa has inflicted a deep cut on Jenni's Chin. There's some
blood coming from that wound.
That punishment by Lisa has left Jenni staggered! Lisa should
try push forward now and finish this!
The clock says 0:35 in the 4 round
Jennifer Carpenter's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Lisa smells blood in the water and like a shark
she will be looking to end this quickly.
Jennifer Carpenter stumbles backwards and staggers, her hair in
her eyes. Lisa launches aggressively over her opponent throwing
some wild punches!
Jenni is knocked down after a couple of punches, hitting the mat
hard! Is she out?
Jenni can't see anything with that swollen right eye.
Lisa has inflicted a deep cut on Jenni's Chin. There's some
blood coming from that wound.
The winner is Lisa by Injury (Swollen Eye) at 0:49 Round 4!
Congratulations!
Statistics: Lisa
Punches 53/71 (75%)
Kicks 6/9 (67%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
GnP strikes 11/27 (41%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
Damage caused 4935,4
Clinch Damage 128
Ground Damage 466,07
Time on the ground 367 s
Statistics: Jennifer Carpenter
Punches 5/20 (25%)
Kicks 4/13 (31%)
Clinch strikes 0/10 (0%)
Takedowns 1/2 (50%)
GnP strikes 0/3 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Damage caused 693,25
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 384 s
Superb display of technique and MMA knowledge by Lisa. This
woman could sell out a UCC event all on her own. She knows
exactly what she's doing in the cage. (693 points)
That was a decent performance from Jennifer Carpenter tonight.
In my eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of
engaging. Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do
something about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's
possible she'll go far in the UCC. (257 points)
I only can thank Lisa and Jenni for an unforgettable fight! In
fact, I would get down on my knees and kiss their feet for
putting on such a great show. I fucking love my job!
Stomps: 0
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