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Fight #44: Jessica Alba vs. Pamela Anderson - Invisible Girl
Super Brawl
DIR By: Raccoon
Date: February 26, 2022, 1:31 pm
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Jessica Alba vs. Pamela Anderson - Invisible Girl Super Brawl
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A "Jessica! Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!" chant has gone up around
the arena. The crowd at the venue love this fighter and
Jessica's never one to ignore her fans. She smiles, waves and
then bows to the chanting crowd! They go totally ballistic!
Pamela Anderson doesn't look concerned about anything Jessica
Alba brings to the table. The Raccoon fighter eyes up her
American opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass
kicked!"
Jessica looks a bit uneasy. Hopefully this doesn't affect her
performance. She's nervously toying with her brunette ponytail.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
Pam's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
Pamela Anderson comes with a 5 fight losing streak.
The referee of the bout is Dita Von Teese.
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Round 1
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The first round bell sounds and Pam's already talking trash to
Jessica Alba, "I'll rip your brunette ponytail right out! Those
beautiful titties of yours are about to be pounded!"
Jessica Alba swings...
Slap! A hard impact to Pam's face! Her eyes rolled back in their
sockets with that one.
Pamela Anderson goes for a low kick...
Jessica avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a
cat! A **** cat!
A surprise roundhouse punch by Pam.
Holy ****! It looks like Jessica was hit by a bus!
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Pamela Anderson launches a furious hook!
That hits Jessica's chin like a wrecking ball! Jessica loses
balance and goes to the mat.
This isn't good for Jessica! The American fighter is in pain and
spilling a lot of blood.
The clock says 0:55 in the 1 round
Pam is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Pamela Anderson gives Jessica Alba enough space to stand back
up. "Come on you American ****, get up! I want to knock you down
again!"
Jessica's on her feet again. She runs her fingers through her
brunette ponytail and gathers herself.
Jessica Alba and Pamela Anderson engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Pam is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
The clock says 1:15 in the 1 round
Pamela Anderson launches a furious hook!
Jessica ducks under and pushes Pam, she's creating some space.
Pamela Anderson is holding Jessica's right leg. Jessica should
never have got herself in this spot, Pam is trying to take her
down.
Jessica loses her balance and goes to the ground.
Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Jessica Alba.
Pamela Anderson isolates Jessica Alba's arm and neck looking for
an arm triangle...
Jessica is able to relieve the pressure on her neck and slips
out of the hold.
Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba has a shot at trapping Pamela Anderson in her
guard.
Pam keeps control and remains in side mount.
Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Jessica Alba.
Jessica's taking this opportunity to rest.
Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Jessica Alba.
Pamela Anderson looks to pass to mount...
Pam slides her knee across and achieves the mount position! This
is a tough spot for Jessica.
Pamela Anderson is in full mount over Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba's using some of her ground skills to escape from
this...
She pushes Pamela Anderson's knee away and tries to roll. Nice
move to get half guard!
Jessica Alba is in half guard over Pam.
Jessica Alba is trying to pass Pamela Anderson's guard...
Jessica does manage to get her leg free and she moves to side
mount.
The clock says 2:40 in the 1 round
Jessica Alba is in side mount over Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson has a shot at trapping Jessica Alba in her
guard.
Jessica keeps control and remains in side mount.
Jessica Alba is in side mount over Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson attempts to trap Jessica Alba in her guard.
Pam manages to switch to full guard.
Jessica Alba is in closed guard over Pam.
Jessica Alba's in closed guard, as Pamela Anderson tries to roll
on the ground.
Nice reversal! Pam's now in full mount over Jessica.
Pamela Anderson is in full mount over Jessica Alba.
Pamela Anderson fakes a few punches. After a brief struggle she
catches Jessica Alba's arm and tries an armbar!
Jessica holds her own hand and with pure strength she breaks
Pam's lock. She rolls over herself and launches over Pam.
The clock says 3:20 in the 1 round
Jessica Alba is in side mount over Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson is attempting to trap Jessica Alba in her guard.
Jessica keeps control and remains in side mount.
Jessica Alba is in side mount over Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson launches a few weak punches.
Those punches are hitting Jessica's breasts and ribs. But
there's no real damage there...
Jessica Alba is in side mount over Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson attempts to trap Jessica Alba in her guard.
Pam manages to switch to full guard.
Jessica Alba is in closed guard over Pam.
Jessica Alba's in closed guard, as Pamela Anderson tries to roll
on the ground.
Nice reversal! Pam's now in full mount over Jessica.
The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
Pamela Anderson is in full mount over Jessica Alba.
Pamela Anderson throws the leg over and rolls it over into an
armbar!
Jessica breaks the lock showing some skills...
Pamela Anderson is in full mount over Jessica Alba.
Jessica Alba tries to escape from the full mount...
Pam's not caught off guard and moves to side mount. She keeps
her superior position, what a brilliant tactician Pam is.
Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Jessica Alba.
Pamela Anderson hooks Jessica Alba's right leg and sits back for
a kneebar! This looks grim for Jessica.
Jessica manages to kick Pam away and scrambles on top!
Jessica is trying to counter now...
Jessica Alba attempts to trap Pamela Anderson in her guard.
Jessica manages to switch to full guard.
Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Jessica.
Pamela Anderson is playing with Jessica Alba. I don't know if
it's because of Jessica's lack of fighting spirit or just lack
of skill.
Pamela Anderson's in closed guard, as Jessica Alba tries to roll
on the ground.
Pam uses her leg to keep her position on the ground.
Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Jessica.
Pamela Anderson is on the ground on top of Jessica Alba. She has
her fingers all over Jessica's face.
Jessica shakes her head and continues fighting on the ground.
The clock says 4:50 in the 1 round
Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Jessica.
Pamela Anderson's looking to pass Jessica Alba's guard...
Jessica Alba has a solid guard and keeps her ankles locked.
The buzzer sounds, marking the end of the round. Referee Dita
Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners.
Pam has to be confident that she won that round. She runs her
fingers through her honey blonde hair and smiles at the crowd.
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Round 2
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What a terribly one sided match...Jessica wasn't ready to fight
a fighter of Pam's caliber.
Jessica Alba decides to launch some tentative punches...
Nothing from this exchange. Jessica moves back and takes a deep
breath, her breasts rise and fall as sweat runs down her
cleavage.
Some nice shots from Jessica Alba.
But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Jessica, or pure
luck from Pam?
Jessica gets sloppy and Pamela Anderson tries to take
advantage...
Pamela Anderson moves forward and launches a high kick!
Jessica ducks under the kick, the attack just brushing through
her brunette ponytail. Lucky escape!
Pamela Anderson moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Jessica with double overhooks!
Brilliant combination from Jessica Alba...
Punches are landing...she's forcing Pam to try and defend
better.
0:46 Round 2 and Jessica's still in good shape. She sure has
trained hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete.
Lightning fast low kick from Jessica Alba! She can really move
when she wants to.
Pam blocks that kick with her leg.
Pamela Anderson spins around and tries a spinning back kick! Her
honey blonde hair flicking around as her leg shoots out towards
Jessica Alba.
Jessica ducks under the kick and hesitates for a moment, no
doubt she was not expecting this kind of offense.
Pam misses a step and Jessica sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Jessica Alba moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Jessica has her opponent in a text book double collar thai
clinch!
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
We're at 1:07 Round 2. This crowd is behind Jessica and with
good reason, she looks a million dollars.
I don't think the crowd like this. Jessica and Pam are just
holding onto each other. The referee needs to get in there and
separate them.
The referee intervenes to break the clinch. She's seen enough of
this hugging and wants them to get back to fighting.
Pamela Anderson is opening up on Jessica Alba and raining down
combinations!
Jessica doesn't look worried as she defends with absolute class.
Pamela Anderson goes in with a looping right hand while Jessica
Alba jumps back and jabs.
Pam seems staggered and Jessica runs in to capitalize with a
bunch of jabs and crosses.
Jessica has inflicted a small cut on Pam's Left eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Pamela Anderson launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Timely defense by Jessica, that punch was telegraphed by Pam.
Jessica is trying to counter now...
Shovel hook by Jessica Alba!
That punch goes nowhere. What a wasted effort.
Pamela Anderson launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Jessica blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her
cheek! She wobbles...she stumbles...and then falls to the mat!
The clock says 1:55 in the 2 round
Pam is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Pamela Anderson looks down at Jessica Alba, she has a nasty look
in her eyes...Oh my! Pam raises her foot and stomps towards
Jessica's crotch!
Ohhh! Pam's foot lands right between Jessica's thighs! Smack
bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Jessica is in
total agony.
Pam is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Pamela Anderson looks down at Jessica Alba, she has a nasty look
in her eyes...Oh my! Pam raises her foot and stomps towards
Jessica's crotch!
Ohhh! Pam's foot lands right between Jessica's thighs! Smack
bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Jessica is in
total agony.
A very hard blow to Jessica Alba's mid-section. That hit her
with full force and has winded her. She seems hurt, I can see
her eyes watering. Yes, she's on the verge of crying.
Pam is standing while Jessica is on the ground on her back.
Jessica is trying to get back onto her feet.
She staggers a little, but the Haydens Powergirls member is
vertical again.
Jessica climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a
little wobbly on those legs!
Pamela Anderson launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Jessica blocks and tries to circle around her opponent looking
for angles.
Pam misses a step and Jessica sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Nice punches from Jessica Alba.
Pam staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Jessica wants to
finish this and continues launching bombs!
The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round
Pamela Anderson is holding Jessica's right leg. Jessica should
never have got herself in this spot, Pam is trying to take her
down.
Jessica shows great balance while pushing away Pam.
Jessica Alba and Pamela Anderson engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Jessica is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
Jessica Alba looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are
countered by Pamela Anderson's punches.
Pam is on the receiving end of a great combo by Jessica.
Pamela Anderson's one of those women capable of pounding you
into oblivion! She can beat the clothes right off you and pound
on your **** until they're black and blue.
A wicked punch by Pamela Anderson!
Ohh...that one goes awry.
Pam gets sloppy and Jessica Alba tries to take advantage...
Jessica Alba throws a looping left hand...
Pam moves aside and dodges.
Jessica Alba launches a shot seen throughout the arena!
Pam stumbles back, her corner is screaming! Jessica is coming in
again! This is pure gold!
Pamela Anderson leads with a punch...
Jessica evades but whiffs with a counter.
Jessica gets sloppy and Pamela Anderson tries to take
advantage...
Brutal-looking high kick from Pamela Anderson! Look out Jessica
Alba!
Jessica dodges! How the hell did she escape that one?
The clock says 3:30 in the 2 round
Pamela Anderson's looking to close the range with Jessica Alba
and tries to grapple...
Oh baby, that's a nice move. Pam shoves herself over her
opponent and secures a single collar tie.
Jessica Alba doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Pamela
Anderson's embrace and tries to move away.
Nice move from Jessica Alba who puts some distance between
herself and Pamela Anderson.
Pamela Anderson attempts a sweep single...
Pam catches Jessica's far ankle and trips her to the mat! Slick
takedown by Pam.
Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Jessica.
Pamela Anderson looks to power up and open Jessica Alba's
guard...
Pam forces Jessica to open her guard. Such strength, I would
hate to meet Pam in a dark alley.
Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Jessica.
Jessica Alba throws her beautiful legs up in a triangle attempt!
She's trying to get her legs around Pamela Anderson's neck.
Pam realizes the danger and stands up to avoid the attack.
Jessica wipes the sweat from her eyes, "I was that close, ****."
Dita Von Teese halts the fight to ensure both fighters are
standing. The fight resumes with both fighters vertical and Dita
Von Teese giving the signal to engage.
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Pam is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Jessica runs her
fingers through her brunette ponytail.
Pamela Anderson tries some clinching in order to control the
fight.
Jessica moves backwards and circles around Pam to avoid the
clinch.
Jessica is trying to counter now...
Jessica Alba has her arms around Pamela Anderson's waist and she
is starting to squeeze with all her might. She's locking in the
bearhug!
Jessica is applying the pressure and Pam is struggling to free
herself. Yes! Pam has her arms free and slaps Jessica around the
face until she releases her.
Pamela Anderson goes for a low kick...
Jessica avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a
cat! A **** cat!
Pam gets sloppy and Jessica Alba tries to take advantage...
Jessica Alba launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Pam's knee!
Pam has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this day
and age.
Jessica Alba follows Pamela Anderson...
Pam fakes a move and Jessica's advances come to nothing.
Jessica Alba launches a stiff jab, it's aimed directly at Pamela
Anderson's face!
That barely hits Pam's face but it seems like one finger has
poked her eye! Does the referee see that?
You can't get anything past referee Dita Von Teese, she's seen
that!
Dita Von Teese halts the fight to give Pam time to recover. Pam
takes a moment to catch her breath and fix her outfit. OK, she
seems to be ready to fight again. The fight resumes with both
fighters standing.
The clock says 4:55 in the 2 round
Pamela Anderson shoots for a double leg takedown!
Jessica wobbles and manages to stay on her feet.
Jessica tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Jessica Alba moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Pam with double overhooks!
Dita Von Teese tells the fighters to go to their corners as the
round is over.
That round was a toss up.
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Round 3
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Pamela Anderson launches a solid middle kick.
Oh no! It wrenches Jessica right under the breasts! Pushing her
back and just about knocking her boobs right out of that top!
Ow! A thumping hit to Jessica Alba's chest! Her firm B cup
breasts took the full impact of that one, they'll be bruised and
black by morning.
Pamela Anderson looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Jessica Alba's punches.
Pam measures the resilience of Jessica's chin with an uppercut
while Jessica lands some great crosses.
Jessica Alba launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Pam.
Pamela Anderson goes for a low kick...
Jessica avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a
cat! A **** cat!
Jessica is trying to counter now...
Solid kick to the leg from Jessica Alba.
Oh man! That visibly pains Pam. Tears may be welling in her
eyes!
Several good body shots from Pamela Anderson...
Nice evading by Jessica. She shows some great skills, much to
the frustration of Pam.
Pamela Anderson launches a solid middle kick.
That kick whizzes pass Jessica.
Pamela Anderson launches a furious hook!
Jessica ducks under and pushes Pam, she's creating some space.
Pam gets sloppy and Jessica Alba tries to take advantage...
A bone shattering straight right hand from Jessica Alba!
It connects! Pam's going to have a big headache after that blow!
Pamela Anderson jumps over Jessica and tries to grapple.
Pam pushes Jessica against the cage in a plum position!
The clock says 1:30 in the 3 round
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Jessica Alba's throwing a flurry of punches and she's taunting
Pamela Anderson! "Come on, ****. You want some of this?"
Pam just can't get away! Oh My God!
Pamela Anderson pushes away Jessica Alba, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Jessica Alba doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Pamela Anderson.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Insane action here! Jessica Alba has fists full of Pamela
Anderson's honey blonde hair and is looking to inflict some
pain!
OMG! She almost pulled her hair out by the handful! Jessica has
dragged Pam to the canvas by her hair!
It's going to be hard for Pam to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Forehead is swelling up big time.
Jessica is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
Pam tries to stand up!
Jessica doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Pam! Where you
belong!"
Jessica is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
Pamela Anderson could be taken advantage of here. She's on her
back and Jessica Alba makes her move...leaping into the air and
trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 130 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Jessica has
squashed Pam. That's got to hurt like a ****!
Jessica is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
We're at 2:12 Round 3. This crowd is behind Jessica and with
good reason, she looks a million dollars.
Jessica Alba steps back and allows Pam to get back to her feet.
Pamela Anderson keeps her eyes locked on Jessica as she steadies
herself.
Pam climbs to her feet and is standing now. She does look a
little wobbly on those legs!
Jessica Alba fires a series of low kicks.
My God! Jessica is punishing Pam's legs repeatedly! Those kicks
are like lightning.
Pam has hyper-extended her leg! Such a common injury in this day
and age.
The clock says 2:30 in the 3 round
Pam steps backwards away from Jessica. She seems to be cooling
down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I just hope
she has the fitness to continue.
Pamela Anderson goes to the body...
Her punches graze Jessica's arm and have zero effect.
Jessica tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Jessica Alba launches a low kick.
Damn! That smacked right onto Pam's knee!
Oh no! It appears that there is an injury to Pam's leg. It looks
like she's hyper-extended it.
Pamela Anderson looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Jessica Alba's punches.
Both fighters are wildly hitting the air!
Some nice shots from Pamela Anderson.
But they miss their mark. Poor execution from Pam, or pure luck
from Jessica?
Jessica fakes a move and moves laterally.
Brilliant combination from Jessica Alba...
Those hits are landing and she's forcing Pam to try and defend
better.
Pamela Anderson looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Jessica Alba's punches.
Pam is on the receiving end of a great combo by Jessica.
The clock says 3:40 in the 3 round
Pamela Anderson fakes a move and launches a nice uppercut.
Jessica blocks that. She made that look easy. Never
underestimate this girls survival instinct.
Quick hook by Jessica Alba.
Good shot! Pam has every reason to be worried if Jessica keeps
landing those on her.
The clock says 4:05 in the 3 round
A punch from Jessica Alba...
It grazes Pam's left cheek.
Jessica Alba launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Pam blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her cheek!
She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time for
Jessica to press her advantage!
Oh No! Wait! Dita Von Teese is stopping this one. Pam isn't
going to be able to live this one down. She's been well and
truly beaten by Jessica.
Pam's Left cheek is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
And here is your winner...Jessica Alba! Marking her victory by
TKO (Punch) at 4:23 Round 3! Well done!
Statistics: Pamela Anderson
Punches 10/39 (26%)
Kicks 3/13 (23%)
Clinch strikes 0/1 (0%)
Takedowns 2/4 (50%)
GnP strikes 2/3 (67%)
Submissions 4/4 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/1 (0%)
Damage caused 699,06
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 22,95
Time on the ground 252 s
Statistics: Jessica Alba
Punches 35/55 (64%)
Kicks 7/9 (78%)
Clinch strikes 5/7 (71%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 2/2 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 4355,25
Clinch Damage 299
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 255 s
That was a decent performance from Pamela Anderson tonight. In
my eyes, she read the fight well and wasn't afraid of engaging.
Hopefully she can level out her aggression and do something
about her hair, if she can manage that, then it's possible
she'll go far in the UCC. (298 points)
What a performance by Jessica! This girl is not just a pretty
face and a great body, she's got the skills to get the job done
and keep the fans happy. (556 points)
Raccoon and Haydens Powergirls should pay Pam and Jessica extra
just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit
bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have
it all. 'Nuff said.
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