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       Fight 39 Pamela Anderson vs Hanna-Maria Seppälä - Daisy Duke Out
   DIR By: BadAssBunnies
       Date: February 24, 2022, 12:28 am
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       A "Hanski! Hanski! Hanski! Hanski!" chant has gone up around the
       arena. The crowd at the venue love this fighter and Hanski's
       never one to ignore her fans. She smiles, waves and then bows to
       the chanting crowd! They go totally ballistic!
       Pam looks a bit uneasy. Hopefully this doesn't affect her
       performance. She's nervously toying with her honey blonde hair.
       Hanski looks like she's feeling the pressure. There's sweat
       beading on her forehead as the 5' 9" Raccoon fighter prepares
       herself.
       Pamela Anderson has fought Hanna-Maria Seppälä 1 times. She has
       won 1 of them.
       Pam's going to have a hard fight according to my dentist.
       Pamela Anderson comes with a 4 fight losing streak.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä comes with a 2 fight losing streak.
       The referee of the bout is Lena Gercke.
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       Round 1
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       Pamela Anderson's huge double D cup breasts are up against
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä's petite A's! Round one's starting and I'm
       pumped to watch these girls fight it out!
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä launches a furious low kick! This fighters
       legs are amazing to watch!
       Pam receives a hard blow on her left leg!
       The two ladies exchange punches wildly.
       Pam's connecting with a few punches.
       You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Pamela Anderson can
       end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to
       pound Hanna-Maria Seppälä into mincemeat.
       Pamela Anderson is showing excellent timing. She blasts
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä with a right hand.
       Great hook by Pam! Hanski is caught off balance and slips to the
       ground in pain!
       Pam is standing while Hanski is on the ground on her back.
       The effort shows as Hanski tries to get back to her feet.
       "Where do you think you're going, Hanski?" Oh, there's a nasty
       shove from Pam and Hanski stays on the mat.
       Pam is standing while Hanski is on the ground on her back.
       The effort shows as Hanski tries to get back to her feet.
       "Where do you think you're going, Hanski?" Oh, there's a nasty
       shove from Pam and Hanski stays on the mat.
       Pam is standing while Hanski is on the ground on her back.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the
       **** down, Hanski." Pamela Anderson is measuring her up, she's
       in position to drop a knee to her gut...
       Hanski manages to roll away from that knee drop. Pam smacks her
       knee onto the canvas and struggles back to her feet.
       Pam is standing while Hanski is on the ground on her back.
       Pamela Anderson steps back and allows Hanski to get back to her
       feet. Hanna-Maria Seppälä keeps her eyes locked on Pam as she
       steadies herself.
       Time for Hanski to get upright again. She's breathing heavily,
       her firm breasts heaving as she readies herself.
       An inside leg kick from Pamela Anderson.
       It lands on Hanski's leg with a loud smack.
       One of Hanski's beautiful legs has been hyper-extended. It looks
       like her  leg is the victim.
       The clock says 1:35 in the 1 round
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä goes in with a looping right hand while
       Pamela Anderson jumps back and jabs.
       Pam seems staggered and Hanski runs in to capitalize with a
       bunch of jabs and crosses.
       Brutal combination from Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
       Pam's in a bad way, her legs look wobbly! She's seeing stars
       right now.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä attempts to cut off Pamela Anderson with
       punches.
       Pam reels from the strikes. Nice hits!
       A left hook from Hanna-Maria Seppälä.
       It just grazes the chin of Pam.
       The clock says 2:15 in the 1 round
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to grapple.
       She puts Pam in a double underhook!
       Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
       girls are really locked into this clinch.
       Pam seems fresh, it looks like she may still have a lot of gas
       in her tank. She certainly has plenty of voice left, "Come on,
       come on. Let's get this done!"
       Pamela Anderson pushes away Hanna-Maria Seppälä, she's trying to
       keep the fight at striking range.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä doesn't want to break the clinch. She's
       still grappling with Pamela Anderson.
       Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
       Pamela Anderson is in good position and is looking to change
       levels for the takedown...
       Pam catches an ankle and Hanski is tripped to the mat!
       Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Hanski.
       Hanski looks to be in very good shape. Her body looks amazing,
       it's obvious she's been training hard for this event.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is on the ground on top of Pamela Anderson.
       She has her fingers all over Pam's face.
       Pam shakes her head and continues fighting on the ground.
       Pamela Anderson is in closed guard over Hanski.
       Pam has a high cardio and that helps her give these great
       performances. All that fitness training is paying off.
       Pamela Anderson tries to launch a few punches at Hanna-Maria
       Seppälä.
       Hanski's able to close her guard and counter Pam's punches.
       Hanski tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
       move...
       Pamela Anderson's in closed guard, as Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries
       to roll on the ground.
       Nice reversal! Hanski's now in full mount over Pam.
       The clock says 3:10 in the 1 round
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is in full mount over Pamela Anderson.
       Pamela Anderson's using some of her ground skills to escape from
       this...
       She pushes Hanna-Maria Seppälä's knee away and tries to roll.
       Nice move to get half guard!
       Pamela Anderson is in half guard over Hanski.
       Pamela Anderson tries to get a side mount...
       Pam releases her leg and is now controlling Hanski from the side
       mount! I just love watching this technique. Don't you?
       Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Hanna-Maria Seppälä.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is attempting to trap Pamela Anderson in her
       guard.
       Pam keeps control and remains in side mount.
       The clock says 3:35 in the 1 round
       Pamela Anderson is in side mount over Hanna-Maria Seppälä.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä has a shot at trapping Pamela Anderson in
       her guard.
       Hanski manages to switch to full guard.
       Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Hanski.
       Pamela Anderson tries to pass to half guard...
       Hanski can't prevent her Pam from passing. Pam now looks to work
       from half guard.
       The clock says 3:55 in the 1 round
       Pamela Anderson is in half guard over Hanski.
       Pamela Anderson tries to open up Hanna-Maria Seppälä with a few
       strikes using her right elbow...
       Hanski blocks a few elbows. Now Pam will have to look for
       another option.
       Pam gets sloppy and Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to take
       advantage...
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä launches a few weak punches.
       Those punches are hitting Pam's breasts and ribs. But there's no
       real damage there...
       Pamela Anderson is in half guard over Hanski.
       Hanski's taking this opportunity to rest.
       The clock says 4:15 in the 1 round
       Pamela Anderson is in half guard over Hanski.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä attempts to move to full guard.
       Hanski manages to switch to full guard.
       Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Hanski.
       Deep breaths from Hanna-Maria Seppälä who tries a hammer punch
       to Pamela Anderson's chest.
       Pam blocks those punches.
       Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Hanski.
       Hanski is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like
       this.
       The clock says 4:45 in the 1 round
       Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Hanski.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä launches a few punches to Pamela Anderson's
       cheek from the guard.
       Those punches sure look annoying. Pam tries to cover her face,
       but the hits are landing.
       The clock says 4:55 in the 1 round
       Pamela Anderson is in open guard over Hanski.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is trying to close her guard around Pamela
       Anderson. "Uhhh Pam...ughh...get off me..."
       Hanski succeeds in her attempt, I think Pam looks worried.
       Referee Lena Gercke stops the action and is having to yell at
       the fighters to get back to their corners. The round is over.
       I don't think either fighter got the better of their opponent
       that round.
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       Round 2
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       0:08 Round 2 and Pam's still in good shape. She sure has trained
       hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete.
       Pamela Anderson attempts to cut off Hanna-Maria Seppälä with
       punches.
       Hanski avoids getting cornered.
       Pam gets sloppy and Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to take
       advantage...
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries a hook to the body!
       She hits Pam's breasts hard! Oh my! Pam will be wishing for a
       padded bra before this night is over.
       Pamela Anderson tries a high kick! High risk move!
       Hanski blocks. Wow, that could have finished this match.
       Pamela Anderson moves forward and launches a low kick.
       Hanski blocks that without missing a beat.
       The clock says 0:40 in the 2 round
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä moves forward looking for some action.
       She surprises Pam with double overhooks!
       The clock says 0:50 in the 2 round
       Pamela Anderson leans forwards and tries to grapple with
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä.
       Pam shows her clinching skills and grabs hold of Hanski. The two
       women now clinching and looking very hot.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
       Pamela Anderson is determined to work from the clinch. She's
       pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
       Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
       each other.
       Brutal punches to Pamela Anderson's face while in the clinch!
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä's fighting with all her force here.
       Pam can't take many more shots like those! There's every chance
       Hanski can finish her off right here and now.
       It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
       each other close.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä's absolutely terrifying with her power in
       the clinch and is violently punishing Pamela Anderson with
       uppercuts!
       Pam's taking more than she can endure. This could end soon if
       Pam is unable to escape!
       Oh no! Pam will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
       now! Her Right eye has taken some brutal punishment.
       Pam has been opened up by Hanski...the Pyes Gorgeous Grapplers
       fighter is bleeding heavily. That's an ugly looking wound.
       Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
       girls are really locked into this clinch.
       Insane action here! Hanna-Maria Seppälä has fists full of Pamela
       Anderson's honey blonde hair and is looking to inflict some
       pain!
       OMG! She almost pulled her hair out by the handful! Hanski has
       dragged Pam to the canvas by her hair!
       Hanski is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
       1:34 Round 2 and Hanski's still in good shape. She sure has
       trained hard for this fight. I just love watching her compete.
       Pamela Anderson is on her back..Hanna-Maria Seppälä is measuring
       her for an elbow drop...
       What the--Pam just blocked that elbow drop. This American native
       is showing some fantastic defensive skills.
       Pam is trying to counter now...
       The effort shows as Pam tries to get back to her feet.
       "Where do you think you're going, Pam?" Oh, there's a nasty
       shove from Hanski and Pam stays on the mat.
       Hanski is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä launches a kick to Pamela Anderson's
       thigh...
       Pam checks that kick! Nice work, it's hard to defend from the
       ground like that.
       Hanski is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
       Pamela Anderson is trying to get back to her feet, "Stay the
       **** down, Pam." Hanna-Maria Seppälä is measuring her up, she's
       in position to drop a knee to her gut...
       Hanski has dropped her knee right into Pam's belly! That's
       pushed the wind right out of her and Pam is gasping for breath.
       Hanski gets back to her feet...is she going to do that move
       again?
       Hanski is standing while Pam is on the ground on her back.
       Sweat covers Pamela Anderson's face as she slowly gets back to
       her feet. "Come on Pam, come on. Get up, you sack of **** and
       fight me." Hanna-Maria Seppälä steps back and taunts Pam.
       Time for Pam to get upright again. She's breathing heavily, her
       ample breasts heaving as she readies herself.
       Pamela Anderson moves forward looking for some action.
       Pam shows some wrestling skills as she puts her opponent in a
       double overhook!
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä circles out and slips free of Pamela
       Anderson's grip. Nice job of getting out of that position.
       Pamela Anderson launches a solid middle kick.
       That kick whizzes pass Hanski.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä decides to launch some tentative punches...
       Pam launches a couple of jabs that are answered by Hanski with a
       stiff cross! Solid exchange!
       Someone in the crowd has started a "Marry me, Hanski!" chant!
       Can't say I blame them, she looks amazing out there.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä feints and then moves forward to hit with a
       hook.
       What a crushing shot! Thank God I'm not the one inside that
       cage!
       It's going to be hard for Pam to look at herself in a mirror
       tomorrow. Her Chin is swelling up big time.
       Pamela Anderson's found an opening in the defense of Hanna-Maria
       Seppälä, she's launching a big hook!
       Hanski steps backwards and avoids that hook!
       Pam gets sloppy and Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries to take
       advantage...
       An overhand right from Hanna-Maria Seppälä that looks like it's
       capable of destroying a brick wall!
       BANG! Pam's stops that one with her face! How's Pam still
       standing?!
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä charges at Pamela Anderson throwing flurries
       left and right.
       Not many punches are hitting, but the ones that do land are huge
       shots! Pam is rocked!
       Some nice shots from Hanna-Maria Seppälä.
       She stuns Pam. Now's the time for Hanski to strike for a win.
       A bone shattering straight right hand from Hanna-Maria Seppälä!
       It connects! Pam's going to have a big headache after that blow!
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä chases Pamela Anderson and launches a few
       perfect strikes...
       Here we go! Pam steps backwards when those punches connect with
       her face.
       Oh no! Pam will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking list
       now! Her Right cheek has taken some brutal punishment.
       Hanski has inflicted a small cut on Pam's Right cheek. There's
       some blood coming from that wound.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä's looking to close the range with Pamela
       Anderson and tries to grapple...
       Oh baby, that's a nice move. Hanski shoves herself over her
       opponent and secures a single collar tie.
       Pamela Anderson tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä is determined to work from the clinch. She's
       pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
       We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
       together in a clinch.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä tries a knee to the gut...
       Ouch! That seems to have landed smack bang into Pam's crotch!
       Was that intentional?
       Lena Gercke didn't see the foul!
       Pamela Anderson doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä's embrace and tries to move away.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä pushes Pamela Anderson forward and doesn't
       allow her to break the clinch.
       The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
       bodies can get.
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä pushes Pamela Anderson against the cage and
       begins a relentless combination of punches. The crowd are on
       their feet! This is insane!
       Pam cannot escape Hanski's clinch! Hanski is just brutalizing
       Pam with punches time and time again!
       Oh No! Wait! Lena Gercke is stopping this one. Pam isn't going
       to be able to live this one down. She's been well and truly
       beaten by Hanski.
       Pam's Nose is bruised after the punishment she's received! She
       may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
       There's a small laceration on Pam's Nose. It looks as if it's
       hurt her.
       And here is your winner...Hanna-Maria Seppälä! Marking her
       victory by TKO (Punches) at 4:10 Round 2!
       Well done!
       Statistics: Pamela Anderson
       Punches 5/13 (38%)
       Kicks 1/5 (20%)
       Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
       Takedowns 1/1 (100%)
       GnP strikes 0/7 (0%)
       Submissions 0/0 (0%)
       Clinch Attempts 1/1 (100%)
       Damage caused 600
       Clinch Damage 12
       Ground Damage 0
       Time on the ground 175 s
       Statistics: Hanna-Maria Seppälä
       Punches 27/37 (73%)
       Kicks 2/4 (50%)
       Clinch strikes 13/15 (87%)
       Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
       GnP strikes 4/7 (57%)
       Submissions 0/0 (0%)
       Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
       Damage caused 3826,7
       Clinch Damage 1691,5
       Ground Damage 68
       Time on the ground 179 s
       Pamela Anderson
       Hanna-Maria Seppälä wins
       Pamela Anderson has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
       contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
       venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
       she should start to draw in even more fans.
       What a performance by Hanski! This girl is not just a pretty
       face and a great body, she's got the skills to get the job done
       and keep the fans happy.
       What a fight! I love my job! This is what it's all about! Hot
       chicks smashing the crap out of each other in a cage. In a
       freaking cage! It's girls like Hanski and Pam that make the
       ticket price worth every cent.
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