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Fight 38 Sasha Banks vs Chrissy Teigen
DIR By: BadAssBunnies
Date: February 24, 2022, 12:26 am
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Chrissy Teigen enters the cage and this place seems about to
burst! She knows the fans are with her tonight. I see a lot of
them wearing "I love Chrissy" T-shirts and holding "Chrissy for
President" signs.
Sasha Banks doesn't look concerned about anything Chrissy Teigen
brings to the table. The Lost Wildcats fighter eyes up her
American opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass
kicked!"
That's a ferocious stare down by Chrissy Teigen while Autumn
Reeser recites the rules. If looks could kill Sasha Banks would
already be on her back.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
And there you go! I would put my money on Chrissy today.
The referee of the bout is Autumn Reeser.
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Round 1
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Sasha Banks and Chrissy Teigen eye each other up as the fight
starts. Chrissy's teasing Sasha by blowing some kisses in her
direction. She's either confident or horny.
Sasha Banks fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Chrissy staggers, but remains on her feet. She's quick and
nimble like a cat! A pussy, a pussy cat!
Chrissy tries to get some advantage after her opponent misses a
move...
Chrissy Teigen fakes a move and launches a kick right towards
Sasha Banks's chest!
Slam! That almost popped Sasha's breasts right out of her top!
Her breasts will be bruised and sore tomorrow.
Chrissy Teigen moves forward and launches a high kick!
What a vicious high kick, Chrissy has legs that can kill! She
almost took Sasha's head off with that one!
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Sasha's Left cheek.
The clock says 0:35 in the 1 round
Chrissy Teigen moves to attack!
Chrissy misses a knee. Sasha will be thanking her lucky stars!
The clock says 0:45 in the 1 round
Chrissy Teigen looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that
are countered by Sasha Banks's punches.
Chrissy measures the resilience of Sasha's chin with an uppercut
while Sasha lands some great crosses.
Chrissy circles around Sasha...
Chrissy Teigen wants to take the advantage of this fight and she
tries to clinch with Sasha Banks.
"Fuck off, Chrissy", Sasha pushes Chrissy back to avoid the
clinch.
Poorly executed technique from Chrissy. Sasha looks to
counter...
A furious flurry of punches from Sasha Banks!
Wow! Those just missed Chrissy.
Oh no! A bad move from Sasha Banks!
She allows Chrissy to land a solid head kick. Sasha is rocked
with that one!
There's a small laceration on Sasha's Chin. It looks as if it's
hurt her.
Chrissy Teigen launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Sasha blocks the jabs, but the last punch hits hard on her
cheek! She stumbles and the falls to the mat! This is the time
for Chrissy to press her advantage!
That looks like it hurts! Sasha's Left cheek isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
The clock says 1:20 in the 1 round
Chrissy is standing while Sasha is on the ground on her back.
The Death By Bikini fans are cheering Sasha on as she tries to
get back to her feet...
Oh my! Sasha isn't going anywhere! That's a nasty shove from
Chrissy to keep her on the ground.
Chrissy is standing while Sasha is on the ground on her back.
Sasha doesn't want to continue the fight in this position. She
tries to get back on her feet.
She can't do it! Chrissy keeps her on the canvas.
Chrissy is standing while Sasha is on the ground on her back.
Sasha tries to stand up!
Chrissy doesn't allow her up, "Stay down, Sasha! Where you
belong!"
Autumn Reeser is stopping the fight here. She wants to see both
girls on their feet. OK. Both fighters are upright and Autumn
Reeser let's them continue.
Time for Sasha to get upright again. She's breathing heavily,
her beautiful breasts heaving as she readies herself.
Sasha Banks throws a body kick.
Blocked by Chrissy. You have to admire her ability to blocks
those kicks.
Chrissy Teigen begins to launch a barrage of punches over Sasha
Banks!
This is getting worse and worse for Sasha. She's in a world of
hurt now and I think she may be about to black out.
The clock says 2:10 in the 1 round
Chrissy Teigen launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Sasha blocks and tries to circle around her opponent looking for
angles.
Chrissy Teigen is holding Sasha Banks's left leg. She's got a
tight grip and is trying to take Sasha down...
Sasha shows great balance while pushing away Chrissy.
Chrissy misses a step and Sasha sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Chrissy Teigen steps forward...
Sasha feints and survives.
Chrissy Teigen tries some clinching in order to control the
fight.
Nicely done. Chrissy's clinching with Sasha and their tits are
mashed against each other. I'd like to be between that tit
sandwich!
Sasha Banks tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Chrissy Teigen is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Both girls are tied in a clinch. Their bodies pressed against
each other.
Chrissy Teigen is controlling the clinch and launches a vicious
knee!
Crushing blow to Sasha's face. That was a sick sound, like a
brick hitting a bag full of mince meat!
Sasha Banks doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Chrissy
Teigen's embrace and tries to move away.
Chrissy Teigen pushes Sasha Banks forward and doesn't allow her
to break the clinch.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Chrissy Teigen tries a foot sweep takedown on Sasha Banks.
Chrissy fails to take her down and both fighters are still
standing. There's a look of contempt in both their eyes.
You can hear the excitement from the crowd. Chrissy Teigen can
end the fight with her ground and pound and she looks ready to
pound Sasha Banks into mincemeat.
Chrissy Teigen moves forward and launches a low kick.
Ouch! Hard blow to Sasha's left thigh. That might leave a
bruise.
The clock says 2:55 in the 1 round
A shake of the head from Chrissy. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
The clock says 3:05 in the 1 round
Sasha should never have stepped into the cage with Chrissy.
She's outclassed here. This is embarrassing for the Lost
Wildcats.
Chrissy Teigen tries a middle kick. Her leg shooting out...
Sasha blocks with her arm! Wow, that was loud and must have
hurt!
There's pain etched all over Sasha Banks's face as her arm is
getting wrenched. That arm appears to be injured.
The clock says 3:15 in the 1 round
Chrissy Teigen throws a hook.
That hits its mark. BAM! "Take that, Sasha! You sack of meat!"
That looks like it hurts! Sasha's Chin isn't looking the best.
She's taken some damage there.
Sasha Banks launches a hook towards the body of Chrissy Teigen.
Chrissy moves aside looking for a counter...nice footwork.
Sasha gets sloppy and Chrissy Teigen tries to take advantage...
Shovel hook by Chrissy Teigen!
She tags Sasha! That was brutal.
It's going to be hard for Sasha to look at herself in a mirror
tomorrow. Her Left eye is swelling up big time.
Several good body shots from Chrissy Teigen...
They're landing on Sasha. Bang, bang, bang.
Chrissy Teigen decides to launch some tentative punches...
Chrissy takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Chrissy Teigen moves to attack!
Devastating move! Chrissy delivers a knee that wrecks Sasha! Oh
my God, that must have hurt.
Autumn Reeser has seen enough! This fight is over! Sasha was not
intelligently defending herself!
Chrissy has opened up Sasha! It looks like blood is starting to
flow from Sasha's Left eye.
And here is your winner...Chrissy Teigen! Marking her victory by
TKO (Knee) at 4:12 Round 1!
Well done!
Statistics: Sasha Banks
Punches 2/13 (15%)
Kicks 0/1 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 0/0 (0%)
Damage caused 1
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 35 s
Statistics: Chrissy Teigen
Punches 14/20 (70%)
Kicks 6/7 (86%)
Clinch strikes 1/1 (100%)
Takedowns 0/1 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/0 (0%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 1/2 (50%)
Damage caused 3686,63
Clinch Damage 197,75
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 0 s
Sasha Banks loses
Chrissy Teigen wins
What a dull and boring fighter Sasha Banks was today. She needs
to improve her performance if she wants the fans cheer for her.
Even her revealing fight attire was not enough to win them over.
There's no doubt that Chrissy is not only a hot babe, but she
can fight at the top of any league. She's a prime example of
what this competition is all about.
Lost Wildcats and Death By Bikini should pay Sasha and Chrissy
extra just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super
fit bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls
have it all. 'Nuff said.
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