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Fight 9: Anna Kendrick vs Charlize Theron
By: Raccoon Date: February 22, 2022, 10:20 am
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Anna Kendrick vs Charlize Theron
The people are cheering for Anna Kendrick. In fact, they're
going totally nuts! You can hear the "Let's go Rabies!" chants
all around the place!
Anna Kendrick doesn't look concerned about anything Charlize
Theron brings to the table. The Strikeforce fighter eyes up her
South African opponent, "I hope you're ready to have your ass
kicked!"
Charlize Theron glares at her opponent from the opposite corner.
This is the first time these two have meet inside the cage.
According to the betting statistics I've seen, Charlize is the
fighter that'll win tonight.
The referee of the bout is Autumn Reeser.
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Round 1
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The bell rings and round one is underway. Rabies's making an
early statement by flipping Charlize the finger! I hope that
gesture doesn't bite her in the ass.
Anna Kendrick launches a body shot.
Charlize evades.
Charlize closes the distance with her opponent. She's definitely
wanting some action and looking for a chance to land a hit.
Charlize Theron decides to launch some tentative punches...
Rabies takes the best of a brief punching exchange.
Anna Kendrick fakes a punch and launches herself over Charlize
Theron.
Nice move by Rabies who clinches and pushes Charlize against the
cage.
The clock says 0:40 in the 1 round
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Brutal punches to Charlize Theron's face while in the clinch!
Anna Kendrick's fighting with all her force here.
Charlize can't take many more shots like those! There's every
chance Rabies can finish her off right here and now.
Charlize Theron pushes away Anna Kendrick, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Anna Kendrick doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Charlize Theron.
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Brutal punches to Charlize Theron's face while in the clinch!
Anna Kendrick's fighting with all her force here.
Charlize can't take many more shots like those! There's every
chance Rabies can finish her off right here and now.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Charlize Theron pushes away Anna Kendrick, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Anna Kendrick doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Charlize Theron.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Charlize Theron pushes away Anna Kendrick, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Anna Kendrick doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Charlize Theron.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Charlize Theron pushes away Anna Kendrick, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Anna Kendrick doesn't want to break the clinch. She's still
grappling with Charlize Theron.
The clock says 1:30 in the 1 round
Wow...can you imagine being between these two fighters? Both
girls are really locked into this clinch.
Charlize Theron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Anna Kendrick is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Charlize clumsily fails here and it's time for Rabies to fight
back...
Anna Kendrick tries to stomp on Charlize Theron's feet while in
the clinch.
Those hits are more annoying than damaging to Charlize. I think
Rabies may only have pissed her off.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Charlize Theron doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Anna
Kendrick's embrace and tries to move away.
Anna Kendrick pushes Charlize Theron forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
Close in action here. Both fighters are tied up in a clinch.
Anna Kendrick pushes Charlize Theron against the fence and
launches a few sick punches.
A couple of unanswered uppercuts collide with Charlize's chin!
Her legs are wobbling!
We're trading sweat here, folks. These two ladies are locked
together in a clinch.
Charlize Theron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Anna Kendrick is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Charlize clumsily fails here and it's time for Rabies to fight
back...
Anna Kendrick's using her open palm and is trying to slap
Charlize Theron across the cheek! "You stupid cow! You think you
can handle me?"
Charlize cannot escape! Her cheek is turning red!
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Charlize Theron doesn't want to clinch as she ducks under Anna
Kendrick's embrace and tries to move away.
Anna Kendrick pushes Charlize Theron forward and doesn't allow
her to break the clinch.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Charlize Theron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Anna Kendrick is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
It's breast to breast action here. Both fighters are holding
each other close.
Charlize Theron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Anna Kendrick is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
Charlize misses a step and Rabies sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Anna Kendrick pushes away Charlize Theron, she's trying to keep
the fight at striking range.
Charlize Theron stumbles backwards and Anna Kendrick circles to
get the center of the cage.
The clock says 2:35 in the 1 round
Charlize steps back and signals for a time out. What? She can't
do that! Rabies gestures to Autumn Reeser, she wants to the
fight to continue.
Anna Kendrick moves forward looking for some action.
She surprises Charlize with double overhooks!
The clock says 3:00 in the 1 round
Charlize steps backwards away from Rabies. She seems to be
cooling down the fight a bit. You can she how sweaty she is, I
just hope she has the fitness to continue.
A shake of the head from Rabies. She flicks her head back and
takes a few gulps of fresh air. She looks exhausted to me.
Anna Kendrick looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are
countered by Charlize Theron's punches.
Rabies measures the resilience of Charlize's chin with an
uppercut while Charlize lands some great crosses.
A high kick from Charlize Theron, her smooth leg shooting out.
Terrible attempt! She misses badly. Charlize slips and falls!
Rabies's laughing at her!
Rabies is standing while Charlize is on the ground on her back.
Charlize Theron kicks her long legs, she's trying to keep Anna
Kendrick away and maybe land a kick.
No damage done by those kicks, Rabies's able to just shrug them
off.
Rabies is standing while Charlize is on the ground on her back.
Charlize Theron could be taken advantage of here. She's on her
back and Anna Kendrick makes her move...leaping into the air and
trying for a brutal looking legdrop.
Sweet Jesus! 106 lbs of weight behind that legdrop! Rabies has
squashed Charlize. That's got to hurt like a ****!
Rabies is standing while Charlize is on the ground on her back.
Anna Kendrick launches a kick to Charlize Theron's thigh...
BANG! A loud pop that'll leave a bruise! Charlize is in serious
pain!
Rabies is standing while Charlize is on the ground on her back.
Charlize Theron tries to hit Anna Kendrick with a kick to her
knee from the ground.
Rabies dodges that. That was far too easy for her to avoid.
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Anna Kendrick looks down at Charlize Theron, she has a nasty
look in her eyes...Oh my! Rabies raises her foot and stomps
towards Charlize's crotch!
Ohhh! Rabies's foot lands right between Charlize's thighs! Smack
bang on her crotch! That's a nasty and messy move! Charlize is
in total agony.
The clock says 4:30 in the 1 round
Rabies is standing while Charlize is on the ground on her back.
Sweat covers Charlize Theron's face as she slowly gets back to
her feet. "Come on Charlize, come on. Get up, you sack of ****
and fight me." Anna Kendrick steps back and taunts Charlize.
Charlize is slowly getting to her feet. She pushes her short
blonde hair off her face and steadies herself.
Lightning fast low kick from Charlize Theron! She can really
move when she wants to.
Rabies blocks that kick with her leg.
Charlize Theron goes for a low kick...
Rabies avoids the deadly blow. This girl has the agility of a
cat! A **** cat!
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Anna Kendrick moves forward and launches a low kick.
Ouch! Hard blow to Charlize's left thigh. That might leave a
bruise.
The referee has to get between the two fighters to separate them
as the buzzer sounds. Autumn Reeser better be careful or she may
get in the way of a punch or kick!
The round is for Rabies, who walks calmly to her corner while
adjusting her outfit.
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Round 2
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Charlize Theron tries some clinching in order to control the
fight.
Rabies moves backwards and circles around Charlize to avoid the
clinch.
Charlize Theron and Anna Kendrick engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Rabies is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
The clock says 0:35 in the 2 round
Bone shattering straight left hand from Charlize Theron!
Rabies ducks under, that blow brushed through her hair.
Charlize misses a step and Rabies sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Anna Kendrick fakes a punch and shoots a takedown!
Charlize didn't see that coming and has been put on the ground!
Anna Kendrick is in open guard over Charlize.
Anna Kendrick moves on the ground...
...and she gets to half guard.
Anna Kendrick is in half guard over Charlize.
Anna Kendrick tries to pass Charlize Theron's guard...
Yes, Rabies manages to get her leg free and moves to side mount.
The clock says 1:05 in the 2 round
Anna Kendrick is in side mount over Charlize Theron.
Anna Kendrick is moving on the ground...it looks like she may
have something in evil mind here...
Ouch! That was a headbutt! Did she do that intentionally? What
an evil move by Rabies!
Autumn Reeser didn't see that! Give her some glasses!
Anna Kendrick is in side mount over Charlize Theron.
We're on the canvas as Anna Kendrick tries to mount Charlize
Theron...
Rabies slides her knee across and gets to mount.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron launches a few weak punches.
Rabies blocks them effectively. Charlize needs to get more steam
behind those hits.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron tries to roll to her side and trap Anna Kendrick
in her guard...
Rabies keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron's using some of her ground skills to escape from
this...
Rabies pushes Charlize down and prevents her attempts to escape.
The clock says 1:55 in the 2 round
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron tries to roll to her side and trap Anna Kendrick
in her guard...
Rabies keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron tries to roll to her side and trap Anna Kendrick
in her guard...
Rabies keeps good control and remains in full mount.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Rabies is cooling the fight on the ground. The crowd don't like
this.
Referee Autumn Reeser is gesturing for both fighters to get back
to their feet. She has seen enough inactivity.
Both fighters want to continue the fight on their feet. You can
hear how the people agree with that decision. Charlize and
Rabies glare at each other as they prepare to continue the
fight.
Anna Kendrick tries to take the fight to the ground with a one
leg takedown...
Got her! Charlize is unable to remain on her feet and falls to
the ground.
The clock says 2:35 in the 2 round
Anna Kendrick is in open guard over Charlize.
Charlize Theron isolates Anna Kendrick's arm in a kimura
attempt!
Rabies blocks the hold and uses the opportunity to pass
Charlize's guard.
Anna Kendrick is in half guard over Charlize.
Deep breaths from Charlize Theron who tries a hammer punch to
Anna Kendrick's chest.
Rabies blocks those punches.
Anna Kendrick is in half guard over Charlize.
Charlize Theron tries to close the guard.
Nothing happening from this effort.
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Anna Kendrick looks to free her leg...
There's some skill there from Rabies as she jumps out of
Charlize's guard. She moves quickly to full mount!
The clock says 3:10 in the 2 round
Anna Kendrick is in side mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron launches a few weak punches.
Rabies blocks them effectively. Charlize needs to get more steam
behind those hits.
The clock says 3:20 in the 2 round
Anna Kendrick is in side mount over Charlize Theron.
Anna Kendrick tries to move to full mount!
That's a nice move. Rabies is in full mount now, putting herself
in the dominant position.
Anna Kendrick is in full mount over Charlize Theron.
Charlize Theron tries to roll to her side and get to half
guard...
Rabies rolls Charlize to her stomach and takes her back! Oh boy,
Charlize's breasts are being pushed into the ground!
Rabies is in rear mount over Charlize.
Charlize Theron has Anna Kendrick, she's controlling her back
while on the ground. She tries to roll and find an escape...
Rabies is unable to move under Charlize's control.
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Anna Kendrick throws a flurry of punches at Charlize Theron...
Looks to me like a lot of them are hitting Charlize's face.
Charlize has a small cut on her Right cheek. Blood's starting to
seep from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to
end the fight.
Rabies is in rear mount over Charlize.
Anna Kendrick is playing with Charlize Theron. I don't know if
it's because of Charlize's lack of fighting spirit or just lack
of skill.
Charlize Theron has Anna Kendrick, she's controlling her back
while on the ground. She tries to roll and find an escape...
Rabies is unable to move under Charlize's control.
Rabies is in rear mount over Charlize.
Anna Kendrick works on the ground with her fingers over Charlize
Theron's face.
Rabies seems to have encountered an eye! What a classless move!
I'll be crossing Rabies off my Christmas list!
Looks like Autumn Reeser has seen that!
Autumn Reeser allows Charlize time to recover. She takes some
very heavy breaths and runs her fingers through her short blonde
hair. The fight resumes with both fighters standing.
Both women get to their feet and catch their collective breath.
Charlize is wiping the sweat from her eyes as Rabies runs her
fingers through her light brown hair.
A wicked punch by Anna Kendrick!
She rocks Charlize and puts her in a world of hurt.
That looks like it hurts! Charlize's Left eye isn't looking the
best. She's taken some damage there.
Rabies has inflicted a small cut on Charlize's Left eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Charlize seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy
target for Rabies! This is the beginning of the end!
The clock says 4:20 in the 2 round
Rabies seems hesitant, it's as if she is happy to give the
initiative to her opponent.
Anna Kendrick and Charlize Theron engage in a wild exchange of
punches!
Rabies is getting the best of the exchange. She's landing a few
blows.
Erk...someone call for a make up artist! Charlize's Left eye is
going to need some help! I can see some bruising coming up.
Rabies has inflicted a small cut on Charlize's Left eye. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
Rabies has punished Charlize, the South African fighter is
struggling to stay in the fight.
Charlize Theron's bleeding heavily. She wants to fight on
regardless, but Anna Kendrick smells blood in the water and like
a shark she will be looking to end this quickly.
Charlize Theron launches a couples of jabs and then a big hook!
Rabies blocks and tries to circle around her opponent looking
for angles.
Charlize misses a step and Rabies sees an opportunity to counter
her...
Nice punches from Anna Kendrick.
Charlize staggers backwards, she's in trouble. Rabies wants to
finish this and continues launching bombs!
Charlize has a small cut on her Mouth. Blood's starting to seep
from that wound. This might be enough for the referee to end the
fight.
Charlize is taking out her mouthpiece to breathe...sweat
plasters her short blonde hair to her head.
Shovel hook by Charlize Theron!
That punch goes nowhere. What a wasted effort.
The clock says 4:50 in the 2 round
Lightning fast low kick from Charlize Theron! She can really
move when she wants to.
Rabies blocks that kick with her leg.
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Anna Kendrick fakes a punch and launches herself over Charlize
Theron.
Nice move by Rabies who clinches and pushes Charlize against the
cage.
Autumn Reeser separates the fighters as the round concludes. The
fighters are yelling abuse and gesturing to each other as the
head to their corners. The next round is going to be hot!
You have to give that round to Rabies. She looks over at her
opponent and calls out, "What you going to do now? You got
nothing I can't deal with!"
The cutman is working on Charlize Theron's face. She's not
looking like a cover girl right now.
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Round 3
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The clock says 0:10 in the 3 round
You can see Charlize Theron's blood making stains in the mat.
She flicks her head back, there's blood in her short blonde
hair. Charlize has a worried and pained look on her face,
everyone watching here can tell she's in trouble.
Anna Kendrick looks for angles as she throws a few jabs that are
countered by Charlize Theron's punches.
Charlize is on the receiving end of a great combo by Rabies.
Yeow! It looks like Charlize's Forehead is beginning to swell.
But it doesn't seem to be concerning her at the moment. She's
going to keep fighting.
Anna Kendrick is swinging for the fences!
BANG! Oh My God! A hit that almost breaks Charlize's jaw!
Oh My! That is a nasty cut on Charlize's Right cheek.
Charlize Theron continues to bleed from that cut. It could be
affecting her vision. Referee Autumn Reeser is watching that
bleeding out of the corner of her eye, she may be looking at
stopping this match soon.
Anna Kendrick attempts to get inside Charlize Theron...
Charlize misses with a low kick.
A low kick by Charlize Theron as she makes an effort to maintain
her distance.
Charlize has missed with that move. That was far from landing.
Charlize gets sloppy and Anna Kendrick tries to take
advantage...
Crisp uppercut by Anna Kendrick followed by a hard jab...
Connecting with Charlize and making her stumble back. Those hits
are taking their toll.
Charlize's Mouth is bruised after the punishment she's received!
She may just have to kiss that cover shoot goodbye.
Charlize seems hurt! She stumbles backwards and she's an easy
target for Rabies! This is the beginning of the end!
Charlize Theron fakes a punch and launches herself over Anna
Kendrick.
Rabies's smart enough to avoid the clinch game by Charlize and
pushes her away.
Anna Kendrick moves forward, she's looking for some grappling
action.
Rabies has her opponent in a text book double collar thai
clinch!
Charlize Theron tries to shrug her way out of the clinch.
Anna Kendrick is determined to work from the clinch. She's
pummeled through and managed to retain her position.
The fighters are clinching. This is as close together as their
bodies can get.
Anna Kendrick pushes Charlize Theron against the fence and
launches a few sick punches.
A couple of unanswered uppercuts collide with Charlize's chin!
Her legs are wobbling!
Rabies landed the knock out blow that she wanted! Charlize is
down! Charlize has been absolutely destroyed here! A great
victory for Rabies!
Oh no! Charlize will not be in the People Magazine Best Looking
list now! Her Chin has taken some brutal punishment.
Rabies has inflicted a small cut on Charlize's Chin. There's
some blood coming from that wound.
The winner is Anna Kendrick by KO (Uppercuts) at 1:26 Round 3!
Congratulations!
Team Short 7 – Team Tall 2
Statistics: Anna Kendrick
Punches 21/26 (81%)
Kicks 4/4 (100%)
Clinch strikes 19/25 (76%)
Takedowns 2/2 (100%)
GnP strikes 4/5 (80%)
Submissions 0/0 (0%)
Clinch Attempts 2/2 (100%)
Damage caused 5276,75
Clinch Damage 2420,5
Ground Damage 207
Time on the ground 197 s
Statistics: Charlize Theron
Punches 2/13 (15%)
Kicks 0/8 (0%)
Clinch strikes 0/0 (0%)
Takedowns 0/0 (0%)
GnP strikes 0/7 (0%)
Submissions 1/1 (100%)
Clinch Attempts 0/2 (0%)
Damage caused 1
Clinch Damage 0
Ground Damage 0
Time on the ground 251 s
People at venue will not regret paying for this ticket. Rabies's
awesome performance was worth the money. (642 points)
Charlize Theron has had some absorbing moments tonight. She
contributed to the enjoyment of most of the people here at the
venue. I'm hoping she can up the tempo in her next fight, then
she should start to draw in even more fans. (78 points)
Strikeforce and Strikeforce should pay Charlize and Rabies extra
just for the excitement they provide to the fans! Super fit
bodies, amazing skills and looks that can kill. These girls have
it all. 'Nuff said.
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