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       Mix & Match Jokes
   DIR By: Admin
       Date: June 14, 2013, 3:47 am
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       Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
       A: A milkshake!
       Submitted by: Brett
       Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
       A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
       Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
       A: A scaredy cat!
       Submitted by: Molly
       Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
       A: A porkchop.
       Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
       A: Fishsticks.
       Submitted by: Molly
       Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
       A: Frostbite!
       Submitted by: Haley
       Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
       A: A walkie talkie!
       Submitted by: Foxygirl
       Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
       A: Swimming trunks.
       Submitted by: Robert
       Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?
       A: Confetti.
       Submitted by: Kelsey
       Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
       A: A lawnmooer.
       Submitted by: Hannah
       Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
       A: A sourpuss.
       Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?
       A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!
       Submitted by: Brett
       Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
       A: A bunny ribbit.
       Submitted by: Brett
       Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
       A: Pooched eggs.
       Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
       A: Big holes all over Australia!
       Submitted by: Earl
       Q: What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
       A: A flat cat.
       Q: What do you get if you cross a football player with a pay
       phone?
       A: A wide receiver.
       Submitted by: Brennan
       Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?
       A: Cool music!
       Submitted by: A.A.T.
       Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
       A: A big mac!
       Submitted by: carol
       Q: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
       A: A flying carpet
       Submitted by: Hareshvaran
       Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
       A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
       Submitted by: allison
       Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?
       A: A jump rope!
       Submitted by: ayush
       Q: What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
       A: Catfish
       Submitted by: Ms. Holland’s 3rd grade class
       Q: What do you get when you cross a Border Collie and a daisy?
       A: Cauliflower!
       Submitted by: Amanda
       Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
       A: A slowpoke
       Submitted by: allysia
       Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
       A: Mashed potatoes!
       Submitted by: Maggie
       Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid?
       A. An eektopus!
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