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       Bug and Insect Jokes
   DIR By: Admin
       Date: June 14, 2013, 3:43 am
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       Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
       A. When he catches a fly!
       Submitted by: Sophia
       Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
       A: Because it was a mothball.
       A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper
       and make it snappy!”
       A half an hour later the man went outside and said, “I thought I
       told you to get the paper a half an hour ago!”
       “Well, I had to put on my shoes,” said the centipede.
       Submitted by: Jess & Kim
       Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?
       A: Ants.
       Submitted by: Allie
       Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?
       A: B (bee)
       Submitted by: Kayla
       Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
       A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
       Submitted by: Tyler
       Q: Why are A’s like flowers?
       A: Because bee’s come after them!
       Submitted by: Diego
       Q: What do you call a snail on a ship?
       A: A snailor!
       Submitted by: Olivia
       Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
       A: A walk.
       Submitted by: henry
       A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was
       a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him
       as far as he could. Ten years later the old man heard a tap tap
       tap on his window, and when he looked up he saw a very cross
       snail who looked at him and
       said, “Hey, what did you do that for?”
       Submitted by: Aussiesurfergirl
       Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch?
       A: The Flea Stooges!
       Submitted by: Booth
       Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
       A: Bugs Bunny.
       Submitted by: Brendan
       Q: Why was the ant so confused?
       A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!
       Submitted by: Tenisha
       Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
       A: A spelling bee!
       Submitted by: Tyler
       Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
       A: A centipede on its back!
       Submitted by: brenden
       Q: What is the strongest animal?
       A: A snail because it carries it’s home.
       Submitted by: kenia
       Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
       A: French Flies.
       Submitted by: Danielle
       Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?
       A: A centipede with a wooden leg.
       Submitted by: Ciara
       Q: When did the fly fly?
       A: When the spider spied her!
       Submitted by: Aaron
       Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple?
       A: Half a worm.
       Submitted by: Jennifer
       Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
       A: A hoarse fly!
       Submitted by: StinkyCheese
       Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married?
       A: Ant-elopes!
       Submitted by: Kauthar
       Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
       A: Stop bugging me!
       Submitted by: Tim & Cathy
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