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       Bird Jokes
       By: Admin Date: June 14, 2013, 3:41 am
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       Q: When should you buy a bird?
       A: When it’s going cheep!
       Submitted by: Nikki
       Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
       He wanted to make a long distance caw.
       Submitted by: Cole
       Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
       A: Woody the Wood Pickle.
       Submitted by: Alana
       Q: There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an
       egg, which way would it roll?
       A: Roosters don’t lay eggs!
       Submitted by: Emily
       Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
       A: It broke the law of gravity!
       Q: What do you call a chicken in the 1960′s?
       A: A funky chicken.
       Submitted by: Angel
       Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
       A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls!
       Submitted by: Patricia
       Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
       A: Unique up on it.
       Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
       A: The tame way, unique up on it!
       Submitted by: Heather
       Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
       A: With its sparrowchute.
       Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
       A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
       Submitted by: Alexa-Marie
       Q: What do you give a sick bird?
       A: Tweetment.
       Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
       A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
       Q: How did the bubble gum cross the road?
       A: On the bottom of the chicken’s foot! Submitted by: Kayla
       Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
       A: To get to the other slide! Submitted by: Dino 24
       Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross
       the road again?
       A: He was a dirty double crosser!
       Submitted by: Jennifer
       Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
       A: Because they don’t know the words.
       Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
       A: He got caught peeping on a test.
       Submitted by: Brent
       Q: Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?
       A: To get to the other size!
       Submitted by: James
       Q: Why do ducks fly south?
       A: Because it’s too far to walk!
       Submitted by: David
       Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
       A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
       Submitted by: Patricia and Jenny
       There was a duck who walked into a store and said, “got any
       candy?” The storekeeper said, “no, we don’t.” The next day, the
       duck went into the same store and asked the same thing and got
       the same anwer. The duck kept going back every day for a week
       and asked the same thing and kept getting the same answer until
       the store keeper got so angry he said, “if you come in here and
       ask that again, I will hit you on the head with a hammer!” The
       next day, the duck walks into the store and asks, “got a
       hammer?” The store keeper says, “no.” Then the duck asks, “got
       any candy?”
       Submitted by: Michelle
       Q: What does a cat call a hummingbird?
       A: Fast food.
       Submitted by: Denize
       Q: What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?
       A: He was catching all the chickens!
       Submitted by: Kayli
       Q: How do chickens get strong?
       A: Egg-cersize.
       Submitted by: Josh
       Q: How do crows stick together in a flock?
       A: Velcrow.
       Submitted by: MacKenzie
       Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
       A: Let’s get crackin’!
       Submitted by: Jasmine
       Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
       A: A box of quackers.
       Q: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
       A: Because it was chicken.
       Submitted by: David
       Q: What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?
       A: A robber ducky.
       Submitted by: Tom
       Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
       A: Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
       Submitted by: Katie12NY
       Q: How did the egg cross the road?
       A: It scrambled across!
       Submitted by: Emily
       Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
       A: A polygon
       Submitted by: erika
       Q: What do you call a sad bird?
       A: A bluebird!
       Submitted by: miki
       Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
       A: So he could grade his eggs.
       Submitted by: somebody
       Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
       A: Owlgebra
       Submitted by: Jamie
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