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#Post#: 90--------------------------------------------------
Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Mustang Date: February 20, 2012, 6:21 pm
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This story is for Jakob and Waldo, and every other mindless pawn
on this clan. I will add some more paragraphs, if you insist, in
future posts... (Since there was no real Off-Topic board, and it
isn't exactly drama, I just felt like posting it here. If you
want, just move it to the right board)
[font=courier]It was a rather quiet afternoon on WALDO’s TUKC
Classic Knife TDM. Jakob stood behind WALDO, who was already
busy thinking his brains out. You see, WALDO was a resourceful
chap, and Jakob was even more so. Yet, they could not figure out
why the server was empty, except for those two. “Why does this
happen? I even used [s]your[/s] Pretzel's new map, Jakob! It
hasn’t worked! It Hasn’t!” WALDO yelled over the everlasting
sound of the hand-made DJ in the middle of the map. It was a
new, unique place to have a DJ, since Cat123 went the unoriginal
way… by placing it far to the left of the Yellow spawn point.
“Hey, don’t you dare blame me! [s]My[/s] Pretzel's *pwnsome* map
has nothing to do with your boring server!” Jakob muttered.
Their relationships were breaking to pieces, and so was their
build. Ever word stressed or yelled, a 1x1 print plate would
fall uselessly out of place, tumbling down from the platform,
later to land and kill an Unknown Bloko. And still, the two
friends had no Idea that the reason their server was so
unpopular, was simply because of the word ‘Classic’. Mustang had
lied to them, telling all that kids would love to join Classic
Knife TDMs. But, as always, Mustang’s trickery was paid so
little heed that it was actually, in fact, noticed by some of
the most resourceful of Knifers…[/font]
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Jakob Date: February 20, 2012, 6:29 pm
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Haha! Nice! Love for you to write more! Maybe I can add on some
too, if you give me some main points on it! Absolutely love it!
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Mustang Date: February 20, 2012, 6:49 pm
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Advert: Get a Chrysler, and GET OFF MY LAWN!
[font=courier]Mustang was rather busy, sitting in his office
space, downloading millions of different types of viruses to
send to plague the TUKC. He had no love for the idiotic clan,
much less Jakob and WALDO. They were Hoodlums in his ‘world’.
Mustang believed that the earth needed to be rid of every single
knifing clan alive. He was successful when he shut down TKE with
a few silent bullets put into Count’s skull. He nearly finished
off the rest, but decided to let them live. Now, a threat had
popped up on his computer. TUKC was forming an alliance with a
mysterious clan, said to be co-run’d by Cat123. Mustang and
Cat123 had a large history together. The last straw was pulled
out when Cat123 ruined Mustang’s skill by changing the map type
to ‘dark’. This was a fatal mistake, in Mustang’s book. You
could never knife in the dark, or you would accidentally stab
your knee. And, he knew this better than anybody else, nobody
liked a knife to the knee. Mustang reacted to this alert
instantly, smashing his Windows 7 and jumping out the window,
onto his lawn. There, he found his legendary Chrysler, which he
used quite frequently. Mustang grabbed his Chrysler and drove
off his own lawn.[/font]
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Jakob Date: February 20, 2012, 8:34 pm
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Gets better!
Do you really hate TUKC?
JK! But what is a Chrysler?
BTW, give me some main points on the story, and i'll come up
with something too! Keep it up, I enjoy reading them!
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Lt. Jamergaman Date: February 20, 2012, 9:30 pm
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You've never heard of the car company called "Chrysler"?
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Jakob Date: February 21, 2012, 9:16 am
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[quote author=Lt. Jamergaman link=topic=42.msg107#msg107
date=1329795040]
You've never heard of the car company called "Chrysler"?
[/quote]
no
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Mustang Date: February 21, 2012, 11:30 am
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heh. hehe... heehehehe... hehahah! Hah! HAHAHAH! OH WOW!
HAAHAHAHHA WOOOOWW! HEH! THIS IS HILARIOUS! HOW COULD ANYBODY
NOT KNOW ABOUT CHRYSLER??! OH WOW! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAH
*sniffle*
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Lt. Jamergaman Date: February 21, 2012, 12:35 pm
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....spam....
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Mustang Date: February 21, 2012, 1:41 pm
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[quote author=Lt. Jamergaman link=topic=42.msg132#msg132
date=1329849319]
....spam....
[/quote]
THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG
You see, kids, they spam on your server, which *obviously* gives
YOU brain damage. Whether they're spammin' or the trollin' or
the other stuff people do. You see, spam is like... jell-o
pudding, NO! actually, it's more like Kodak film... No,
actually, it's like a new kind of Cola. It will be around
forever, HEHEHEHAHHA!
Okay, here is the real definition: Trademark; a canned food
product consisting especially of pork formed into a solid block.
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Re: Mustang's Killer 'Post-A-Paragraph' Madness
By: Lt. Jamergaman Date: February 21, 2012, 1:53 pm
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[quote author=Mustang link=topic=42.msg125#msg125
date=1329845452]
heh. hehe... heehehehe... hehahah! Hah! HAHAHAH! OH WOW!
HAAHAHAHHA WOOOOWW! HEH! THIS IS HILARIOUS! HOW COULD ANYBODY
NOT KNOW ABOUT CHRYSLER??! OH WOW! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAH
*sniffle*
[/quote]That is spam, do not say it is not, I really need to not
explain about ^ this.
Plain old spam.
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