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Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: guest88
Date: June 8, 2018, 1:24 pm
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::) JOKE OF THE DAY
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking
for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used
up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15
days.
We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to
take that day off!
#Post#: 15719--------------------------------------------------
Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: Owensmommy32010
Date: June 8, 2018, 1:27 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> ::) JOKE OF THE DAY
>
> So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for.
>
> There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.
>
> Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work.
>
> You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15
days.
>
> We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to
take that day off!
>
--- End Quote ---
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Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: guest25
Date: June 8, 2018, 9:03 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> ::) JOKE OF THE DAY
>
> So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for.
>
> There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.
>
> Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work.
>
> You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15
days.
>
> We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to
take that day off!
>
--- End Quote ---
Lol!!
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Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: Hugss
Date: June 8, 2018, 9:17 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
> ::) JOKE OF THE DAY
>
> So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for.
>
> There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.
>
> Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work.
>
> You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15
days.
>
> We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to
take that day off!
>
--- End Quote ---
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Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: guest9
Date: June 8, 2018, 9:48 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> ::) JOKE OF THE DAY
>
> So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are
asking for.
>
> There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52
weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,
leaving 261 days available for work.
>
> Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have
used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30
minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each
year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each
day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available
for work.
>
> You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves
you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5
holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15
days.
>
> We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to
take that day off!
>
--- End Quote ---
Omg!! LOL!!!!
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Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: guest15
Date: June 8, 2018, 11:44 pm
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Oh no LOL
#Post#: 16658--------------------------------------------------
Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: KikaFleur
Date: June 9, 2018, 8:47 pm
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LOLOLOL!!!
#Post#: 18187--------------------------------------------------
Re: Joke of the Day June 8, 2018
DIR By: guest17
Date: June 12, 2018, 9:36 am
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:D :D :D
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