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       Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
   DIR By: captianjack
       Date: May 27, 2018, 10:00 pm
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       Lol
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       > SMILE OF THE DAY
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       > The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
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       > He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
       he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
       intersection
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       > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
       screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
       through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
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       > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
       and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
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       > The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
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       > He took her to the police station where she was searched,
       fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
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       > After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
       opened the door.
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       > She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
       officer was waiting with her personal effects.
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       > He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
       up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
       off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
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       > I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
       ‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
       Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
       fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
       the car.”
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       >
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