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JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest88
Date: May 22, 2018, 9:38 pm
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SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
#Post#: 1539--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: Hugss
Date: May 22, 2018, 9:42 pm
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LOL . .too cute ;)
#Post#: 1547--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest9
Date: May 22, 2018, 9:53 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
LOL!! :)
#Post#: 1599--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest31
Date: May 22, 2018, 11:17 pm
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chuckling ...good funny one
#Post#: 1644--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: Owensmommy32010
Date: May 23, 2018, 5:55 am
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LOL
--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
#Post#: 2225--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest3
Date: May 23, 2018, 8:53 pm
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That is hilarious :D
--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
#Post#: 2234--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: tsdncs41
Date: May 23, 2018, 9:06 pm
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Hilarious! :D
--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest6
Date: May 24, 2018, 1:01 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
lol
#Post#: 3561--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest15
Date: May 24, 2018, 11:40 pm
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Good one LOL
#Post#: 5813--------------------------------------------------
Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
DIR By: guest25
Date: May 27, 2018, 4:46 pm
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--- Quote from: Squeekers link ---
>
> SMILE OF THE DAY
>
> The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
>
> He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
>
> The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
>
> He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
>
> She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the
‘Choose Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to
Sunday-School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen
the car.”
>
>
--- End Quote ---
lmao!!
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