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JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest88 Date: May 22, 2018, 9:38 pm
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SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: Hugss Date: May 22, 2018, 9:42 pm
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LOL . .too cute ;)
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest9 Date: May 22, 2018, 9:53 pm
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[quote author=Squeekers link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538
date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]
LOL!! :)
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest31 Date: May 22, 2018, 11:17 pm
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chuckling ...good funny one
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: Owensmommy32010 Date: May 23, 2018, 5:55 am
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LOL
[quote author=Squeekers link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538
date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest3 Date: May 23, 2018, 8:53 pm
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That is hilarious :D
[quote author=Squeekers link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538
date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: tsdncs41 Date: May 23, 2018, 9:06 pm
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[font=andale mono]Hilarious! :D [/font][quote author=Squeekers
link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538 date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest6 Date: May 24, 2018, 1:01 pm
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[quote author=Squeekers link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538
date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]lol
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest15 Date: May 24, 2018, 11:40 pm
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Good one LOL
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Re: JOTD May 22, 2018
By: guest25 Date: May 27, 2018, 4:46 pm
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[quote author=Squeekers link=topic=168.msg1538#msg1538
date=1527043137]
SMILE OF THE DAY
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ”I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose
Life’ license plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday-School’
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk, so naturally…I assumed you had stolen the car.”
[/quote]
lmao!!
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