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20 Things Guys And Girls View Completely Differently
By: tnafanforum Date: June 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
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1. Lilly Pulitzer
Girls: A beauty, a visionary, a lifestyle.
Guys: A dead lady who put a tag on your grandmother’s tablecloth
and called it a $400 dress.
2. Shopping
Guys: A quick, systematic mission to collect the essentials and
nothing more.
Girls: It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey —
the bi-weekly, five-hour journey.
3. The Gym
Guys: Where you go to sweat off a hangover and admire your
campus’ latest selection of yoga pants.
Girls: The building that houses ellipticals, where you spend 30
minutes pretending to work off the salad you ate for lunch and
dinner, in an attempt to tell other girls you are hotter than
they are.
4. Facial Hair
Guys: A testament to the Glory of America in a Chuck
Norris-esque fashion.
Girls: Something that makes kissing a boy unpleasant and
receiving…ahem, kisses from a boy even more unpleasant.
5. Lingerie
Girls: Something sexy to overpay for and slip on to excite your
gentleman caller.
Guys: Just one more pointless step between “you” and “naked.”
6. Grocery Shopping
Guys: Can you grill it? Buy it. Are there less than three steps
under the “Cooking Instructions” label? Buy it.
Girls: A timely process consisting of making lists, checking
nutrition labels, and referring to recipes.
7. The Masters
Guys: The Superbowl of the golf tournaments. It should be a
holiday.
Girls: Something that only piques interest if it refers to a
guy’s degree.
8. Pledge Rides
Girls: The most genius taxi service in existence.
Guys: The slowest and most inconsistent taxi service in
existence.
9. Showers
Guys: Pits. Junk. Light chest lather. 10 minutes tops.
Girls: Meticulously shave every inch of your body, mentally plan
out your day, lather, rinse, repeat. 20-30 minutes.
10. Laundry
Guys: “These jeans smell okay, fuck it.”
Girls: “I don’t even want to know what most of the stains are
from on this Oxford of his.”
11. Drink Orders
Guys: Any non-vodka, non-tequila beverage on special will do.
Girls: Vodka soda with lime is the quickest and lowest calorie
path to obliteration. I’ll have a double.
12. Finding A Date To A Function
Girls: He has to be generous enough to buy all your drinks,
social enough to get along with all of the other guys, patient
enough to take 25 pictures of you and your pledge sisters, and
most importantly, handsome enough to make your ex-boyfriend
jealous.
Guys: Is her waist-to-tit ratio acceptable? Will she blow me
with little to no further effort required? Sign her up.
13. Manscaping
Guys: I’ll give the little buddy a haircut once in awhile, but
don’t expect my balls to look like a leather purse when I’m
done.
Girls: Shave it! If you don’t shave it, trim it. If you don’t
trim it, keep it away from me.
14. Beer
Guys: Any brand, any type, any time.
Girls: A foul-tasting beverage that ugly girls are convinced
you’ll “get used to” in time.
15. Condoms
Guys: If she doesn’t ask you to use one, use one. Otherwise,
you’re probably good.
Girls: Kill the mood or kill your reputation. Decisions,
decisions.
16. Recruitment
Girls: THE LITERAL MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL DO THIS YEAR,
PERHAPS THIS LIFETIME.
Guys: A week of bullshit that is only bearable because you know
you’ll have pledges when it’s over.
17. Facebook Official
Girls: A necessary construct and the only true indication of his
love for you.
Guys: A deathwish, similar to being locked up in a Cold War era
Russian death camp.
18.Test Preparation
Guys: An excruciating Adderall binge anywhere from 2-18 hours
before the actual exam.
Girls: A 28-hour alternation between caffeine, Xanax, and
Adderall spent hovering over color-coded notes between social
media binges.
19. Rush Boobs
Girls: Fucking skanks. I hate them.
Guys: Fucking skanks. I love them.
20. Formal
Girls: The most glamorous event of the year, during which a
potential romance may blossom over a black out.
Guys: The biggest shitshow of the year, during which you’ll have
a blast as long as you have a date who puts out.
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Re: 20 Things Guys And Girls View Completely Differently
By: tnafan Date: June 8, 2013, 1:50 pm
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So funny lol
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