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The Giraffe Test
By: elliottSS91 Date: March 6, 2012, 8:46 pm
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1.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you
scroll down.
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions..
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
The correct answer is:
The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put
him in there. This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true abilities.
4.
There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
The correct answer is:
You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been
listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals
do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: Kaotikkaos Date: March 6, 2012, 10:41 pm
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Oh my, lmfao this was awesome. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: angel279 Date: March 6, 2012, 10:45 pm
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Hahaja thats halarius, i only got one right haha
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: IsIareIsMe Date: March 7, 2012, 9:46 am
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my answers.
1. That's stupid. Why the hell would you want to?
2. Again. Stupid. Why the hell would you want to?
3. The elephant. Some dumbass put him in a refrigerator.
4. Use the bridge. It didn't say there wasn't one.
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: Kaotikkaos Date: March 7, 2012, 12:22 pm
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Lol ;D
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: usarmyethan Date: March 7, 2012, 8:41 pm
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I got all of them wrong.... lol
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: elliottSS91 Date: March 7, 2012, 9:41 pm
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on the first one i was like chop the mo fo up duhh....and i
failed
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: Kaotikkaos Date: March 8, 2012, 12:52 am
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Is there more of these, if so post them up, this was fun lol.
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: angel279 Date: March 8, 2012, 5:26 pm
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Thats exacrly what i said!! Chop him up!!
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Re: The Giraffe Test
By: elliottSS91 Date: March 8, 2012, 7:11 pm
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idk ill have to see where my friend got it from lol
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