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THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND------adult
By: 2fat Date: February 19, 2015, 10:10 pm
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In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached
the age of 18 they had to participate in the following
community ceremony: They lay themselves stark naked in a large
circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels
over the ankles of each of the men.
She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits
around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them
off his face during the ceremony)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then
does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle. As
soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls
then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as
much as they can and then, on a given signal from the center
dancer, release them. The mens' penises would then spring back
up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their
masculinity . . .
The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of
the King.
And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named
Bangkok .
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Re: THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND------adult
By: trollslayer Date: February 20, 2015, 6:56 am
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[quote author=2fat link=topic=1398.msg19171#msg19171
date=1424405414]
In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached
the age of 18 they had to participate in the following
community ceremony: They lay themselves stark naked in a large
circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels
over the ankles of each of the men.
She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits
around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them
off his face during the ceremony)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then
does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle. As
soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls
then reach over the knees, pull the erect ****es downwards as
much as they can and then, on a given signal from the center
dancer, release them. The mens' ****es would then spring back up
and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their
masculinity . . .
The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of
the King.
And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named
Bangkok .
[/quote]
Ouch!!! ;D
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