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       STORY OF THE STUTTERING CAT
       By: 2fat Date: September 29, 2014, 9:16 am
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       HE STORY OF THE STUTTERING CAT
       T A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
       "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
       A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
       stuttered."
       The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
       become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
       "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
       Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before
       we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
       "That must've been scary," said the teacher.
       "It sure was," said the little girl.
       "My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Fffffff,' but
       before she could say 'Fuck!,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
       The teacher had to leave the room…
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