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#Post#: 814--------------------------------------------------
date???
DIR By: r4ngerd4nger
Date: October 24, 2024, 7:47 pm
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Alright, this is awkward but I think I was asked on a date
earlier (Maybe? She didn't say it was a date explicitly, but
it's dinner at a diner, which feels very date-like? But maybe
she's just trying to be friendly since I'm new in town) and I
have no idea what to wear. I haven't been on a damn date in
years. All I own is outdoor clothes and like, two or three
dresses that my mama got me and I've never worn because I'm
afraid I'm going to flash the world every time I sit down. Are
cable knit sweaters okay? I guess I could try one of the dresses
but it might give this woman the impression that I "dress up"
regularly, which feels like false advertising. Usually I'm just
wearing a flannel and covered in dirt or plant matter or worse.
Also, what do you even talk about on dates? How does small talk
even work? I feel like every time I open my mouth in front of
this woman, I make a damn fool outta myself. Someone once told
me that it sounded like an interrogation when I was just trying
to ask questions about their past on a date - but I don't know
if I should factor in anything I learned from that relationship,
given that she turned into a giant insect monster and tried to
kill and/or eat me after I refused to mate with her. (Last time
I date another femme. Ugh.)
Anyway. Any advice would be helpful.
#Post#: 815--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: 4rchm4g3
Date: October 24, 2024, 8:45 pm
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You should wear chainmail! ;D jk wear what you feel comfortable
in and be cozy! If some butch doesn't like it, she can suck it,
and by "it", well, let's just say my mace.
#Post#: 816--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX
Date: October 25, 2024, 9:35 am
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--- Quote from: r4ngerd4nger link ---
>
> Alright, this is awkward but I think I was asked on a date
earlier (Maybe? She didn't say it was a date explicitly, but
it's dinner at a diner, which feels very date-like? But maybe
she's just trying to be friendly since I'm new in town) and I
have no idea what to wear. I haven't been on a damn date in
years. All I own is outdoor clothes and like, two or three
dresses that my mama got me and I've never worn because I'm
afraid I'm going to flash the world every time I sit down. Are
cable knit sweaters okay? I guess I could try one of the dresses
but it might give this woman the impression that I "dress up"
regularly, which feels like false advertising. Usually I'm just
wearing a flannel and covered in dirt or plant matter or worse.
>
> Also, what do you even talk about on dates? How does small
talk even work? I feel like every time I open my mouth in front
of this woman, I make a damn fool outta myself. Someone once
told me that it sounded like an interrogation when I was just
trying to ask questions about their past on a date - but I don't
know if I should factor in anything I learned from that
relationship, given that she turned into a giant insect monster
and tried to kill and/or eat me after I refused to mate with
her. (Last time I date another femme. Ugh.)
>
> Anyway. Any advice would be helpful.
>
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babe litrally just B urself. i kno thats supa basic bt its
LITRALYL tru!!! dnt get in ur own hed 2 much. b normal. b u.
wear UR style. if shes worth it shell lyke it. rememba SHE haz 2
impress U as well.
--- Quote from: 4rchm4g3 link ---
>
> You should wear chainmail! ;D jk wear what you feel
comfortable in and be cozy! If some butch doesn't like it, she
can suck it, and by "it", well, let's just say my mace.
>
--- End Quote ---
o and such a luvly mace it is 2 :-*
#Post#: 817--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: r4ngerd4nger
Date: October 25, 2024, 9:54 am
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Update: I did go with the sweater and some slacks, but I
instantly started regretting the sweater because I get real
sweaty when I'm nervous. But she didn't seem to notice and she
liked the sweater. I'm glad I didn't go with my other shirt idea
though because we would have matched and I feel like it's
awkward to match on first dates? But I feel like everything I do
is awkward so who knows.
Anyway, she also said she doesn't do this kinda thing often and
seemed to be just as nervous. So we stumbled our way through it
together. The conversation flowed nicely once the nerves calmed
down. Still not entirely sure it was a date though - I might be
reading into it too much. How do you tell if something is a
date? (God damn it. I'm almost 40 years old. This is
ridiculous.)
#Post#: 818--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX
Date: October 25, 2024, 10:11 am
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omg it wuz defo a date. obviusly. s2g lesbians r so fkn dense
sumtimes
#Post#: 819--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: r4ngerd4nger
Date: October 25, 2024, 5:49 pm
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--- Quote from: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX link ---
>
> s2g lesbians r so fkn dense sumtimes
>
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You're, uh... probably not wrong there.
#Post#: 820--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: AnaphilosophicShock
Date: October 25, 2024, 6:13 pm
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Hello compatriot, I can offer ample advice here! I have
personally observed thousands of dates held by my best friend
over the course of hundreds of different relationships with
dozens of women.
I have noticed that sometimes there are unclear borders around
what is and is not a date and/or a relationship. Personally I
have noticed that when something is definitely a date, one or
more of the participants may display an occasional aversion to
being accompanied by other friends. I believe that if you took
part in any clandestine and/or private activities, that may
suggest it was definitely a date. I also think that if you have
sex it's usually a date. However, I have definitely observed
occasions when someone has had sex with someone else and then
returned and reported they still aren't technically together or
dating, so this is ambiguous. Also, she probably didn't mind if
you were sweaty. I've even heard reports of people obsessed with
armpits, especially "butch pits". Personally I believe I am very
charming and urbane while covered in motor oil, and that is
occasionally smelly.
Additionally, Bubblegum Bitch (please excuse my language) is
correct that lesbians can be very dense. On one occasion I
altered my mass with dark matter manipulation and became so
dense I possessed my own gravitational pull, which allowed me to
retrieve a tool that had fallen into a corner behind my bed that
I couldn't reach. However I've also noticed people sometimes
believe I'm dense even when no such alteration has been made.
The easiest way to test these things would be to see if you
float in various liquids and gases. The apparatus would be
fairly easy to set up.
#Post#: 821--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX
Date: October 25, 2024, 6:31 pm
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did u jus call me a bitch? wtf?
#Post#: 822--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: 0bscura
Date: October 25, 2024, 6:33 pm
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--- Quote from: AnaphilosophicShock link ---
>
> I have personally observed thousands of dates held by my best
friend over the course of hundreds of different relationships
with dozens of women.
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GIRL U R JUST FACE BLIND and bad at time math when ur high
#Post#: 823--------------------------------------------------
Re: date???
DIR By: AnaphilosophicShock
Date: October 29, 2024, 2:29 pm
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--- Quote from: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX link ---
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> did u jus call me a ****? wtf?
>
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Goodness gracious, please excuse my language! I was only
attempting to address you by name. Your nickname on this forum
appears to be Bubblegum Bitch, isn't it? Have I been mislead by
some illusion?
--- Quote from: 0bscura link ---
>
> [quote author=AnaphilosophicShock link=topic=85.msg820#msg820
date=1729898020]
> I have personally observed thousands of dates held by my best
friend over the course of hundreds of different relationships
with dozens of women.
--- End Quote ---
GIRL U R JUST FACE BLIND and bad at time math when ur high
[/quote]
I have developed considerable skill in recognizing faces!!! And
if anything I'm better at math when I'm high. You just have a
lot of girlfriends. Really I was complimenting you by explaining
what a prodigious sum of data you have generated!
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