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Re: paranormal encounters 101
DIR By: dtwn4sty
Date: October 7, 2021, 6:25 pm
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paranormal tip of the day
look, i don't know a lot about ghosts and i've had a shitty day,
so i'm just gonna give a general tip: people, stop having
monkeys as pets. it's fucking stupid. they are wild animals and
y'all have no idea how to care for them unless you're a trained
professional. someday (and you'll never know when!) that wild
animal is going to act like a wild animal and lose it's monkey
shit on you.
do you know how many people in this godforsaken city buy
monkeys?? and do you know how many of them get their faces torn
off, or end up buying one that was part of a lab experiment that
ends up growing extra limbs or going radioactive and starting to
spew weird acid that melts skin??
just please, y'all. stop buying monkeys. leave them to fling
their shit in the wild, where they belong.
n4sty out!
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Re: paranormal encounters 101
DIR By: baristabot
Date: October 7, 2021, 10:20 pm
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--- Quote from: dtwn4sty link ---
>
> paranormal tip of the day
>
> look, i don't know a lot about ghosts and i've had a shitty
day, so i'm just gonna give a general tip: people, stop having
monkeys as pets. it's fucking stupid. they are wild animals and
y'all have no idea how to care for them unless you're a trained
professional. someday (and you'll never know when!) that wild
animal is going to act like a wild animal and lose it's monkey
shit on you.
>
> do you know how many people in this godforsaken city buy
monkeys?? and do you know how many of them get their faces torn
off, or end up buying one that was part of a lab experiment that
ends up growing extra limbs or going radioactive and starting to
spew weird acid that melts skin??
>
> just please, y'all. stop buying monkeys. leave them to fling
their shit in the wild, where they belong.
>
> n4sty out!
>
--- End Quote ---
Can confirm, monkeys do NOT make good pets. They belong in the
wild, away from people who want to make them pets.
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