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Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
DIR By: ConcernedMom2
Date: September 10, 2021, 10:17 pm
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To whom it may concern,
My name is Judy Allbright and I am a mother to two of the
sweetest, most lovely twin boys! I live in Goldcrest, Colorado
and am the head of the Goldcrest PTA! I hate to be a bother, but
I heard this place was great for finding out information and
meeting with people who, well, live on the stranger side of
life. Tee-hee! Anywho, I recently became very interested in all
this stuff after just a little eensie thing happened involving
my husband disappearing into a gaping hole in the sidewalk. But
I won't bore you with all that nonsense! Now, here in Goldcrest,
most moms don't believe in the Internet, but I'm not like other
moms! Let me tell you a little bit about me!
-My full name is Judy Uvh'ugr'ki Allbright, Ascendent in his
Infinite and Glorious Doom, Bask in his Dark Light No More for
Hope is Vanquished! I know, it's a little bit of a mouthful, so
you can just call me Judy, or Mrs. Allbright! Heck-pardon my
language- you can even call me Mom!
-Once upon a time in my youth, I won the Goldcrest Spelling Bee!
I also was the leader of the Survival Endurance in Nuclear Event
Training (SENET) Youth Club, where I was blessed enough to get
to help develop our current Goldcrest Nuclear Arsenal defense
protocol.
-My shoe size is 8 1/5th. It's tricky being so cool!
-My sons are my life!
-I have won the Annual Goldcrest Bake Off 3 times in a row!
-My favorite color is blood red!
-My favorite song is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley!
-If I could have lunch with any person, living or dead, I would
choose my husband so I could know where he went! Also maybe
Jesus, but I feel like he would be a little full of himself, he
who claims prophet in the face of the Beautiful and Hideous
Radiance of the Unending Orb of All-Knowing and Wretched
Putrescence!
-My biggest inspiration is my mom, who taught me the value of
love and electrified fences!
-My star sign is nefarious!
I hope you all had fun getting to know me, I can't wait to see
you around the forums!!
Eternally,
Judy
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Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
DIR By: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX
Date: September 10, 2021, 10:28 pm
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so lyke my instinct is 2 say "wow obvious troll try harder" but
like ive met goldcrest mums before n theyre all this unhinged.
no offence babes, 'unhinged' iz totally a term of endearment
yeah?
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Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
DIR By: NotInSight
Date: September 11, 2021, 3:56 pm
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Your sons... you mean that hulking bloke with two heads...?
Even a mouse can dig under an electric fence, or gnaw through
your power lines entirely.
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