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#Post#: 34--------------------------------------------------
Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: ConcernedMom2 Date: September 10, 2021, 10:17 pm
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To whom it may concern,
My name is Judy Allbright and I am a mother to two of the
sweetest, most lovely twin boys! I live in Goldcrest, Colorado
and am the head of the Goldcrest PTA! I hate to be a bother, but
I heard this place was great for finding out information and
meeting with people who, well, live on the stranger side of
life. Tee-hee! Anywho, I recently became very interested in all
this stuff after just a little eensie thing happened involving
my husband disappearing into a gaping hole in the sidewalk. But
I won't bore you with all that nonsense! Now, here in Goldcrest,
most moms don't believe in the Internet, but I'm not like other
moms! Let me tell you a little bit about me!
-My full name is Judy Uvh'ugr'ki Allbright, Ascendent in his
Infinite and Glorious Doom, Bask in his Dark Light No More for
Hope is Vanquished! I know, it's a little bit of a mouthful, so
you can just call me Judy, or Mrs. Allbright! Heck-pardon my
language- you can even call me Mom!
-Once upon a time in my youth, I won the Goldcrest Spelling Bee!
I also was the leader of the Survival Endurance in Nuclear Event
Training (SENET) Youth Club, where I was blessed enough to get
to help develop our current Goldcrest Nuclear Arsenal defense
protocol.
-My shoe size is 8 1/5th. It's tricky being so cool!
-My sons are my life!
-I have won the Annual Goldcrest Bake Off 3 times in a row!
-My favorite color is blood red!
-My favorite song is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley!
-If I could have lunch with any person, living or dead, I would
choose my husband so I could know where he went! Also maybe
Jesus, but I feel like he would be a little full of himself, he
who claims prophet in the face of the Beautiful and Hideous
Radiance of the Unending Orb of All-Knowing and Wretched
Putrescence!
-My biggest inspiration is my mom, who taught me the value of
love and electrified fences!
-My star sign is nefarious!
I hope you all had fun getting to know me, I can't wait to see
you around the forums!!
Eternally,
Judy
#Post#: 38--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: XxX_BUBBLEGUM_B1TCH_XxX Date: September 10, 2021, 10:28 pm
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so lyke my instinct is 2 say "wow obvious troll try harder" but
like ive met goldcrest mums before n theyre all this unhinged.
no offence babes, 'unhinged' iz totally a term of endearment
yeah?
#Post#: 56--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: NotInSight Date: September 11, 2021, 3:56 pm
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Your sons... you mean that hulking bloke with two heads...?
Even a mouse can dig under an electric fence, or gnaw through
your power lines entirely.
[s]F̑̒̔̉͛̈́ͨͯͨ̚
̴́ͦͥͦ̏ͯ͟͞͞R
3;̻̳̠͉͉̱̬̫͓ͅ&#
817;͉̯̼̟̩̻̰òͪ̃
;͌͗̌ͧ́̿ͮ̽̄̇
80;͏̡͏̻̠̹̫̣oͮ̔
̷̙͈͔̩̪̖ͣ̿͢R
5;̥͙̮lͯͪ̐̑ͬ̆̃&
#875;̶̮̬͚͓͙̓ͭ̀́
;̮̤̳͇̝͍̰͎ͅi̾&#
850;̉͂͌̅͂́ͧ̒̒̌
̸̶̰̞͕̳͍͕͑͗Q
7;̣͎̮͙̝̪̺ͅͅsͥ&
#844;͒̊̌͂ͯͦ͗͒́̇
;̧̮̯̪̮̟͕́͟ͅ
13;h̸̲̦͕͒ͮͪ̓̔͛
̬̮̭͓̥̻͕[/s]
I mean this as a compliment, of course~
#Post#: 69--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: ConcernedMom2 Date: September 13, 2021, 7:02 pm
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[quote author=NotInSight link=topic=11.msg56#msg56
date=1631393774]
Your sons... you mean that hulking bloke with two heads...?
Even a mouse can dig under an electric fence, or gnaw through
your power lines entirely.
[s]F̑̒̔̉͛̈́ͨͯͨ̚
̴́ͦͥͦ̏ͯ͟͞͞R
3;̻̳̠͉͉̱̬̫͓ͅ&#
817;͉̯̼̟̩̻̰òͪ̃
;͌͗̌ͧ́̿ͮ̽̄̇
80;͏̡͏̻̠̹̫̣oͮ̔
̷̙͈͔̩̪̖ͣ̿͢R
5;̥͙̮lͯͪ̐̑ͬ̆̃&
#875;̶̮̬͚͓͙̓ͭ̀́
;̮̤̳͇̝͍̰͎ͅi̾&#
850;̉͂͌̅͂́ͧ̒̒̌
̸̶̰̞͕̳͍͕͑͗Q
7;̣͎̮͙̝̪̺ͅͅsͥ&
#844;͒̊̌͂ͯͦ͗͒́̇
;̧̮̯̪̮̟͕́͟ͅ
13;h̸̲̦͕͒ͮͪ̓̔͛
̬̮̭͓̥̻͕[/s]
I mean this as a compliment, of course~
[/quote]
Oh, that's Jennifer Lockman's boy! Isn't he the cutest? My sons
are unfortunately separate, though it'd be easier to keep track
of them if they weren't! And don't worry about the electric
fence, that's what the landmines are for, silly goose! :')
XOXO,
Judy!
#Post#: 78--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: dtwn4sty Date: September 13, 2021, 7:14 pm
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[quote author=ConcernedMom2 link=topic=11.msg69#msg69
date=1631577731]
My sons are unfortunately separate, though it'd be easier to
keep track of them if they weren't![/quote]
have you ever thought of connecting them via an intricate series
of bungee cords? that's what i do for my sons, works like a
charm.
#Post#: 84--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: deeploredaddy Date: September 13, 2021, 7:19 pm
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[quote author=dtwn4sty link=topic=11.msg78#msg78
date=1631578471]
[quote author=ConcernedMom2 link=topic=11.msg69#msg69
date=1631577731]
My sons are unfortunately separate, though it'd be easier to
keep track of them if they weren't![/quote]
have you ever thought of connecting them via an intricate series
of bungee cords? that's what i do for my sons, works like a
charm.
[/quote]
yo, n4sty, as a former child I don't think I approve of this :/
#Post#: 85--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: dtwn4sty Date: September 13, 2021, 7:22 pm
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[quote author=deeploredaddy link=topic=11.msg84#msg84
date=1631578779]
yo, n4sty, as a former child I don't think I approve of this :/
[/quote]
what, you don't like getting tied up? shame
#Post#: 86--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: deeploredaddy Date: September 13, 2021, 7:25 pm
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[quote author=dtwn4sty link=topic=11.msg85#msg85
date=1631578931]
[quote author=deeploredaddy link=topic=11.msg84#msg84
date=1631578779]
yo, n4sty, as a former child I don't think I approve of this :/
[/quote]
what, you don't like getting tied up? shame
[/quote]
not by my mom you weirdo!
#Post#: 87--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: NotInSight Date: September 13, 2021, 7:29 pm
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[quote author=ConcernedMom2 link=topic=11.msg69#msg69
date=1631577731]
[quote author=NotInSight link=topic=11.msg56#msg56
date=1631393774]
Your sons... you mean that hulking bloke with two heads...?
Even a mouse can dig under an electric fence, or gnaw through
your power lines entirely.
[s]F̑̒̔̉͛̈́ͨͯͨ̚
̴́ͦͥͦ̏ͯ͟͞͞R
3;̻̳̠͉͉̱̬̫͓ͅ&#
817;͉̯̼̟̩̻̰òͪ̃
;͌͗̌ͧ́̿ͮ̽̄̇
80;͏̡͏̻̠̹̫̣oͮ̔
̷̙͈͔̩̪̖ͣ̿͢R
5;̥͙̮lͯͪ̐̑ͬ̆̃&
#875;̶̮̬͚͓͙̓ͭ̀́
;̮̤̳͇̝͍̰͎ͅi̾&#
850;̉͂͌̅͂́ͧ̒̒̌
̸̶̰̞͕̳͍͕͑͗Q
7;̣͎̮͙̝̪̺ͅͅsͥ&
#844;͒̊̌͂ͯͦ͗͒́̇
;̧̮̯̪̮̟͕́͟ͅ
13;h̸̲̦͕͒ͮͪ̓̔͛
̬̮̭͓̥̻͕[/s]
I mean this as a compliment, of course~
[/quote]
Oh, that's Jennifer Lockman's boy! Isn't he the cutest? My sons
are unfortunately separate, though it'd be easier to keep track
of them if they weren't! And don't worry about the electric
fence, that's what the landmines are for, silly goose! :')
XOXO,
Judy!
[/quote]
I see.. Thank you for that clarification. It seems I can't tell
any of these... boyfolk apart.
However, I'm not too worried about land mines. After all, even a
giant rat can sniff them out. Quite clever little creatures they
are.
I see I have nothing to worry about.
ⱧØ₱Ɇ ɎØɄ Ⱨ₳VɆ
₳ ₩Ø₦ĐɆⱤ₣ɄⱠ
ɆVɆ₦ł₦₲, ₥₴.
₳ⱠⱠ฿Ɽł₲Ⱨ̈́
6;.
#Post#: 88--------------------------------------------------
Re: Is this thing on? Ha-ha!
By: dtwn4sty Date: September 13, 2021, 7:44 pm
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[quote author=deeploredaddy link=topic=11.msg86#msg86
date=1631579101]
[quote author=dtwn4sty link=topic=11.msg85#msg85
date=1631578931]
[quote author=deeploredaddy link=topic=11.msg84#msg84
date=1631578779]
yo, n4sty, as a former child I don't think I approve of this :/
[/quote]
what, you don't like getting tied up? shame
[/quote]
not by my mom you weirdo!
[/quote]
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
just kiddin'. i don't have kids. i was just trying to see if i
could convince judy to tie her kids up and see if it ended up on
the news.
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