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Puns and Jokes
By: Sila Date: May 22, 2015, 1:31 pm
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Think of this thread as the bucket in the corner of The Silent
where we put all the silly puns and dumb jokes, so that we don't
slip on them. xD
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Re: Puns and Dumb Jokes
By: Sila Date: May 22, 2015, 1:31 pm
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A dwarf goes into a bar one Friday night, orders four beers,
downs them and then leaves. This repeats every Friday
for a few weeks until one week, the bartender says, "Hey,
you've been coming in here every Friday night for the last few
weeks. You always order four beers, drink them and leave. What's
up with that?"
"Well," replies the dwarf, "I have three brothers, see. Every
Friday night we used to share a beer together. These days, my
brothers are away travelling, so I drink a beer in their stead."
A few more weeks go by, then one Friday night, the dwarf orders
just three beers.
"Oh no!" says the bartender. "Did something happen to one your
brothers?"
"Nah," respond the dwarf, "I quit drinking."
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How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw em!
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Caleb Norwill Date: May 22, 2015, 7:38 pm
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I have nothing to contribute, only to demand that Aleifr make
his presence known.
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Aleifr Date: May 23, 2015, 1:29 am
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I assume this is here so I won't say anything in guild chat. :D
What do you call a druid who fights in tree form? A combat log.
What do you call a Tauren who spies on another Tauren? A steak
out.
What do you call a mage who cannot fish? A bad caster.
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Aleifr Date: May 26, 2015, 8:51 pm
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What do you call it when a hunter enchants their armor? Mail
enhancement.
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Aleifr Date: May 26, 2015, 9:01 pm
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This just came to me. It's probably going to get me banned from
the silent. Let me just say it was an honor working with you.
When Yogg Saron questions your age, he wonders how Ulduar...
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Tyrana Date: May 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Sila Date: May 27, 2015, 2:31 pm
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[quote author=Aleifr link=topic=119.msg374#msg374
date=1432692101]
This just came to me. It's probably going to get me banned from
the silent. Let me just say it was an honor working with you.
When Yogg Saron questions your age, he wonders how Ulduar...
[/quote]
He might ask you if your looking someone your age, or for an
Uldaman
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Sila Date: May 27, 2015, 2:34 pm
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Kadgar tried to teech me to make portels, but he said it was
helpliss.
I had an issue with my Spelling
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Re: Puns and Jokes
By: Sila Date: May 27, 2015, 3:24 pm
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