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       #Post#: 1004--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: January 31, 2022, 8:15 pm
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       Early morning January 25th - part with some big celebration in a
       pub, which was apparently X-Men/mutant stuff (I don't recall
       much detail, but I think Polaris was involved). Another had Matt
       Smith's wild birthday celebrations chronicled in a newspaper
       article, followed by him recounting it and retracing his steps
       around town. There was something involving Homer and Marge
       Simpson going away for a time, with the kids left in the care of
       Patty and Selma (a scene of one of the aunts hugging Bart and
       Lisa, with tears being held back). This led to some night-time
       scene of the kids making their way across town on some quest.
       Lastly, myself and Mum in the desert (or at least shrubland),
       encountering a herd of Brontotheres who were antagonising us.
       Mum mentioned something about them having lived before humans,
       and I wound up ruling them out being Coelodonta.
       Early morning January 26th - I was in my bedroom, which then
       transformed into a garden with my bed still present. This was
       also apparently a cinema theatre, with a screen up and people
       coming in to watch. I realised I was going to basically wind up
       seeing this film for free. A cute lady came in and sat on my
       bed; we got chatting, and when I mentioned that I was seeing the
       film free as this was my bedroom, she went right off me. The
       film started, some X-Men stuff that quickly shifted to me being
       in my actual garden, at night. Jordan Peterson came down the
       garden, and I mentioned that I'd lost my text book, which he was
       unimpressed by. We went indoors (and the bedroom), and now he
       was being played by Corey Stoll and generally acting weird. My
       family returned and met him, with him trying to wing his way
       into staying overnight. Probably other stuff I forget.
       Early morning January 27th - stuff involving Jurassic Park,
       sadly all forgotten...
       Early morning January 28th - also forgotten, not certain if I
       even had one (also not 100% certain I didn't have a dream the
       following night)...
       Early morning/Morning January 30th - I woke up briefly at some
       point during this, but not sure where... stuff early on that I
       don't clearly remember, involving a house and possibly Simpsons
       stuff... at one point, I was outside, and found my cat's
       decapitated head alongside another cat who I was convincing
       myself was my cat until I looked closer at the head... ugh. Main
       body of the dream was peculiar... not entirely sure on the order
       of all of this... I was at Nan and Grandpa's old place, along
       with old classmates. There was some kind of live-action My Hero
       Academia thing. This was largely portrayed with scenes (which
       may well have actually been animated) with fights occurring on
       various rope bridges in a jungle, including Deku and Endeavor
       fighting some super-fast enemy. Deku charged the villain
       head-on, and he and Endeavor wound up in some kind of space
       within the villain, having defeated him that way, only for that
       to activate an explosive with a short timer. There were also
       some manga panel gags with Class 1-A, with one of the guys using
       the same line a couple of times. Then the actors for Deku and
       Endeavor - the former being portrayed by Neil Morrissey - came
       around from the side door through the back door and into the
       living room. I was awed, and my aunt was there, quietly checking
       with me that I knew this wasn't the actual Deku. He then sat
       down and was performing some generic/parody angsty rock song,
       including the opening "I'm going under" from, well, Going Under,
       and a general evocation of Bring Me To Life. While sat on the
       sofa, I was reading a Monogatari light novel, which also
       including an excerpt from the first volume of another series
       that now had a popular anime adaptation. The title was
       essentially gibberish, with one word with a slash on either
       side, and while the first volume was set in a prison, the rest
       of the series didn't involve that at all (possibly a reflection
       of Zaregoto apparently moving away from the mystery genre).
       Lastly, a part with me playing the first two episodes of
       Bakemonogatari to my brother and his girlfriend, an alternate
       take consisting of (not too out-there) scenes of Hitagi
       teasing/overwhelming Koyomi, Black Hanekawa hunting Koyomi, and
       a climactic scene in the cram school which also featured
       Yotsugi. My brother was unimpressed, and I started to explain
       Monogatari and its mental health themes, leading to me realising
       they hadn't seen the opening five minutes and explaining
       Hitagi's weightlessness and Koyomi's talk with Tsubasa.
       Early morning/Morning January 31st - mix of stuff. Stuff
       involving This Time with Alan Partridge, with it being mentioned
       that most of the people involved wouldn't be familiar with Alan.
       I was Alan, and we started filming in the gym from the (old
       version of the) local leisure centre. More stuff happened here
       but I don't really recall it other than it blended This Time
       with PE class stuff. I think this may've directly led into the
       next bit, with me (seeing) as a young green cartoon Pteranodon
       flying across motorways and stuff on a journey. He got harassed
       at one point, but ultimately met up with a pink female
       Pteranodon (I think with unique wings, perhaps four of them) and
       together they flew to some island. Another bit was some kind of
       quiz I was taking part in in my parents' room, where myself and
       somebody else wound up coming up with this odd German word and
       trying to figure out what it directly translated to in German.
       Anne Hegerty wound up helping us. Somewhere in amongst all of
       this, there was some Two and a Half Men thing, which I scarcely
       remember other than it involving Charlie and Alan.
       A.
       #Post#: 1005--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: February 7, 2022, 7:53 pm
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       Early morning February 1st - began with stuff in the bedroom and
       me trying to explain to Mum how "mixed race" works as a term;
       some RTD bit that I no longer recall (thanks, minimalist
       notes...); then me sat in the living room, handing the ZAP Dino
       Zords, with the T-Rex separating in two and one part folding up
       into a leg for the Megazord, and a yellow Triceratops which
       opened up at the back for the tail to fold out. There as also
       YouTube review stuff, and something with Gura, leading to a
       thing with Calli and Kiara with the former misreading stuff. I
       walked into the kitchen, trying to write the comment up eligibly
       for an online friend, and found a pack of Opal Fruits in the
       fruit bowl. More that I forgot.
       Early morning February 2nd - I was taking part in a series of
       Taskmaster. There was a task to keep your foot on a particular
       spot in some segmented stone floor (where you'd already stepped
       before reading the task), with the longest time spent on the
       spot winning. I watched a clip of a lady who looked a bit like
       Susan Calman having her turn, and then her and I were driven by
       Alex Horne to the filming location (she had slightly longer hair
       here than in the clip). We arrived at my house (or at least I
       was in my room, as it used to be before the current carpet and
       beds), and while I planned on bringing up 'The End of Time' on
       my phone and watching it (both parts) with my foot on the spot
       to bide some time, I was starting to feel unwell and was
       attempting to socially distance myself from everybody to be
       safe.
       Early morning February 3rd - not sure...
       Early morning February 4th - I don't really recall it clearly,
       but the main thing was myself and a couple of school friends
       either bunking off or taking advantage of a shared free period,
       heading to some place where we got ourselves some drinks or ice
       creams from a dispensing machine (and I avoided some
       imposing-looking guy). I think I also headed into the Sixth Form
       Centre at some point in the dream.
       Early morning February 5th - also not sure...
       Early morning/Morning February 6th - kept drifting off again
       after waking up, so I don't know which segments were after my
       initial sleep... A lot of stuff here. First thing was me
       listening to Musics, during daylight; the penultimate song,
       despite it being a Week 1 or 3, was a Kinks song (not sure if it
       was one of their actual songs or a dream-original). I wound up
       not having my headphones in for the start of the chorus. After
       that, for the final song I played a YouTube video of Zendaya
       covering There You'll Be. As I navigated to the page again as
       the video came to an end, the closing shot was her holding a
       cassette tape with her bare feet, soles on clear show. Perhaps
       because of that, I wound up missing exactly what time the Musics
       session ended; when I checked the time, it was just past the
       minute. Another part had me in some neighbour's house or garden,
       then heading back home barefoot, crossing a tarmac stretch where
       there's grass in real life, and heading down a weird side-alley
       where I avoided broken glass. I believe I met my late cat when
       entering my garden. Then there was some film, possibly involving
       a global alien invasion, which included some parts filmed as
       though amateur footage showing the chaos unfolding, with one of
       them being Russian. This transitioned to me standing in the
       living room with Zendaya and I think Tom Holland and Dad sat
       watching it. Some seeds/nuts were spilt on the floor and Zendaya
       was poking them with her (now-tights-clad) foot curiously.
       Somewhere around here, there was a game show involving shooting
       sucker-tipped darts at moving cardboard cutouts, including again
       Holland and Zendaya, plus Greg Davies and people who may have
       meant to be talent from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue; I wanted to
       have a go, but was passed up for a member of the audience. Final
       part was me on the toilet in a larger, alternate version of our
       bathroom. I could hear delivery people in the house, and see
       them through a frosted pane in the door. A delivery man knocked
       on the door, and I called out "occupied!", but he proceeded to
       barge in with a box, laughing at and teasing me. I had a
       dressing gown or something, which I used to cover myself while
       sat down, before standing up and reversing it, wiping myself
       while stood up as he kept going. He wound up making some comment
       along the lines of "you know you're not going to be here much
       longer" - as though I would soon be thrown out - and then
       offered me his number, before leaving. Dad and Olly Alexander
       wandered in, sitting down at a table (I think to eat
       breakfast?), and as I questioned if that had been a come-on,
       Alexander said that he felt it was.
       Early morning February 7th - again, not really sure... may not
       have had one, same deal with the other two above...
       A.
       #Post#: 1006--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: February 14, 2022, 8:37 pm
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       Early morning February 8th - largely No Way Home stuff, with me
       as Spider-Man. I remember some bit with myself, my brother and
       Mum sat in the car, with her asking if there were black people
       in the film and my brother listing the black characters. There
       was also a stretch with me heading off to the Doctor Octopus
       bridge fight scene, and probably other bits I forgot. There was
       also a separate part, with me meeting some girls (teens, I think
       I was a teen in this part myself), and one of whom was into me.
       I then wound up looking through His Dark Materials books on a
       store shelf.
       Early morning February 9th - likely parts I forgot, but I recall
       some Impractical Jokers stuff going on at some big open-plan
       villa, primarily involving Joe. This transitioned to at least
       him and possibly the others at an airport, chatting with myself,
       my brother and others. Some iffy animated fox sitcom was brought
       up; I'm not sure if it was here or elsewhere in the dream, but I
       do recall browsing the TV at one point. There may have also been
       stuff at my Primary school, not certain.
       Early morning February 10th - may have been another Impractical
       Jokers part early on, involving Sal, but I'm not confident. The
       main stretch began with the Earth falling apart in the future,
       scene from off-world with the planet in broken and fragmenting
       and spaceships flying away as a few billion people abandoned it.
       On the surface, some people were introduced to a safe-haven
       place, which... see, I'm not entirely sure how this worked, if
       it had maybe shown up previously or this was retroactive, but I
       recognised its layout as having appeared in multiple other forms
       through time, including possibly a pub. I was then working
       there, behind a bar/desk, when a couple of my friend's
       characters appeared, one of them with a Pokéball which she
       couldn't open. I took it and hooked it up to a computer, running
       diagnostics on it to try and problem-solve, but then got called
       away (possibly involving a pre-teen girl also living there? I
       think a girl may have appeared); the character had used the
       computer to hack the ball and fixed it while I was busy.
       Early morning February 11th - I uploaded Chapter 33 of PTW to
       Quotev, though it was in some way an alternate version (like,
       within the dream it was alternate, but then neither take was
       accurate to reality), involving Alex visiting/working on some
       farm. The previous chapter involved Alex confessing to Dakota,
       which I... think may have been recreated, or otherwise just led
       into some stuff, in the corridors on the Maths area of the first
       floor of the Languages block in my old school. Some comparison
       was made with Carcharodontosaurus, which I felt wasn't known of
       circa 1999 (it was); I wound up researching it via some
       touchscreen panel at what was supposed to be my sort-of-uncle's
       place. Some stuff happened there with various people, including
       I think possibly some random guy. I wound up sleeping over, and
       when I woke up, the guy was sleeping in a bed directly
       behind/above mine, with his feet poking out of the covers and
       right next to my head... there was also a second pair of feet,
       so either he'd duplicated or a second guy was there.
       Crystal-clear feet, like, my god... I took some quick photos,
       hoping to get the chance to indulge in them a little, though I
       didn't get to that part... I wound up getting up, hearing my
       cousin's husband cooking in the kitchen and wondering what I
       could have for breakfast.
       Early morning February 12th - forgotten, assuming I had one...
       Early morning/Morning February 13th - drifted back off again
       after waking, not sure exactly when... main part of the initial
       dream was Russell T Davies being around, as filming for Doctor
       Who was occurring nearby. At one point, he showed me (and I
       think Dad) the designs for the TARDIS exterior (with added
       mechanical bits following on from Chibnall's final story seeing
       the TARDIS damaged) and the time rotor (big, chunky mechanical
       design a bit like the 2012-2017 design). I was hoping to get to
       chat to him at some point. Was also stuff with an old classmate,
       and maybe some forum bit. At one point there was a bit with a
       Vtuber (possibly Mumei) in cat form, with one of our cat toys
       with a half-dead fly tied on the end. I think that was part of
       the initial dream, but I know for sure the following was all
       after I drifted back off, so I'm not confident about the first
       bit... I wound up playing with the Vtuber-cat to try and get her
       to eat the fly, as an easy way of removing it. I then began
       watching a YouTube video covering the complete history of the
       BIONICLE universe, but the guy got really focused on some early
       Matoran Universe ruler preferring the Dark Hunters to the Toa.
       Early morning/Morning February 14th - again, woke up and then
       drifted off again, not exactly sure when. First part was in the
       living room at night, with my brother around... I don't recall
       much here, except for having a load of CDs stacked behind the
       monitor. I'll list it now rather than disrupting later stuff,
       because I'm genuinely not sure where it fits, but there was also
       a part where an old neighbour kid and some dream-original friend
       of his appeared in the garden, dragging in the bottom frame of a
       car. I answered the door for the guy, who I think in the dream
       had stolen stuff before. My brother appeared behind me (younger
       here than he is in reality), insisting that he hadn't, but I
       pointed out one time he did and my brother had a sort of amused
       "yeah, showing me up/proving me wrong" reaction, where we sort
       of grappled (maybe with our feet rather than our hands?). The
       next big stretch began with me in bed, possibly with either a
       real or imaginary daughter (already teen if not adult) in my
       brother's bed. A puppy came running in, jumping onto my bed and
       sniffing or licking at me. I got up and began with playing with
       it, and was role-playing some stuff involving this daughter. A
       maid (honestly, it could've been the mother from Penny Dreadful:
       City of Angels) came in, and I can't really remember the details
       - the neighbour bit might have been in here - but I ended up
       roleplaying as the daughter, talking with the maid in an altered
       version of my parents' room. I went into some little walk-in
       wardrobe-like bit to change at one point; at another, the maid
       asked if I needed some more underwear, with me initially saying
       no (I think, or maybe saying yes in the context of not having
       any female underwear), before going to check my underwear drawer
       and finding myself out of boxers, changing my answer to "yes".
       There wound up being some Avatar bit, with Azula having a debut
       in Season 1 amidst some Fire Nation stuff. Aang arrived on the
       scene, and at one point Azula pulled a cute/funny face which I
       paused and screenshotted (at this point, I was in a
       slightly-altered version of one of my old English classrooms,
       watching on a big screen). The two fought a little, and Aang
       recalled Azula; it jumped to him in a chair in the same altered
       bedroom as before, being put into a trance state by a couple of
       figures (including his mouth opening with swirling colours
       inside, which I think the "camera" then zoomed into). This led
       to a sort of dream sequence thing with Tony Stark, as played by
       David Tennant, appearing on the screen in the classroom; and, in
       turn, to some advert, possibly for a holiday resort, with
       Tennant!Stark continuing to address the viewer. At one point he
       walked through part of the resort, with a younger Tom Holland
       (meant to be Civil War/Homecoming-era Spidey) walking through
       with his family; the next bit, as the camera whooshed around
       like an advert, was him on the roof of a building with a young
       girl on his back, both in swimwear, him jumping off with her and
       landing in a big swimming pool. This transitioned to me being
       sat at the poolside with some non-specific friends, one of whom
       pointed out some Space Rangers playing in the pool (Red, Blue
       and Yellow, particularly - like, in their Ranger costumes). May
       have been some final bit that I can't recall...
       A.
       #Post#: 1007--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: February 21, 2022, 8:00 pm
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       Early morning/Morning February 15th - a bit hazy, but the main
       point I recall is having either my bed or the bath out in the
       middle of the garden. I was aiming to go out there to sleep or
       bath, and at one point I did (it was getting dark outside, and
       Stacey and Martin from EastEnders were hanging around). Other
       bits - may have been before or after I got to the bed/bath -
       included my holding a globe with a little Gammamon bouncing
       across it, some kids and other coming in and me worrying the
       kids might pocket some of my stuff, and I think stuff with me
       looking through old Dinosaurs! magazines.
       Early morning January 16th - a few distinct segments. The first
       was at some theme park or waterpark, including me going down a
       big turning slide and also arranging a series of 1v1 games with
       my family. The second was me at home - possibly meant to be in
       the 90s, though I might be mixing details up - and being under
       the impression that there may have been a murder there before my
       parents moved in. I went from the study to the living room, and
       had Mum get out some old cutlery to look through for any
       evidence of a murder object. Ed Gamble was presenting a cooking
       show on TV, showing off some wafers of meat in the shape of
       Weetabix, only smaller; he put some stuff on two and stacked
       them together, which I copied and ate. The show then became a
       documentary, with him interviewing somebody. Lastly, a bit that
       began with some kind of Carry On play, which I was watching with
       others in the front row (and found comparable to stuff by
       Mischief Theatre). Two ladies came on stage and were about to
       perform a skit, with the glasses girl from later series of
       Trollied winding up on stage (as an audience member thinking
       she's allowed to do as much). This wound up transitioning into
       some Doctor Who thing, with me in some imagined room (possibly
       meant to be a library) at my old school with Christopher
       Eccleston, Billie Piper, David Tennant and Freema Agyeman. There
       was a sense that we were being hunted; I made sure I had
       everybody's contact details, and then we all headed off, going
       our own ways, me heading out of school the usual way and
       crossing the road outside to head to where Mum(?) was parked up.
       I got in and was on the way back home.
       Morning February 16th - after falling back asleep after
       waking... began with me perhaps as a Year 7 or 8 student, though
       I was at a version of my Primary school. I was helping out at
       some kind of construction thing, perhaps as work experience, in
       an alternate version of the little bit at the far end of the
       school where there were a couple of trees - I don't recall much,
       just that it was physical labour with wood stuff. I wound up
       going into the dining hall (again, somewhat different to real
       life), where a couple of girls showed up, one of them looking
       for her missing shoes; I pointed them out to her, and she and
       her friend got a bit snappy with me. Suddenly, two figures
       appeared, one good and kind of like the new Worzel Gummidge, one
       evil and clearly meant to be a Paul Kaye character. Myself, the
       girls and any other people present got teleported and scattered,
       and I found myself on some rural path. I wound up somewhere else
       quickly enough (with either a steep path or a long stairway like
       that one Kamakura location in Elfen Lied), and used some
       wrist-mounted device to try and track the others. I wound up
       with a list of Doctor Who locations, and was surprised to learn
       that Sarah Jane's house was meant to be local. This wound up
       transitioning into some Doctor Who bit, possibly my mind
       reflecting on the previous dream... It was set in some
       futuristic location, a little like the bridge of the Mondasian
       ship in Series 10. Rose was in danger, and Martha was making out
       like she was betraying her, but wrote a message on a whiteboard
       which made clear that it was just an act for the benefit of the
       villains. The Ninth and Tenth Doctors then burst in, and a load
       of monsters were around (including one that looked a bit like
       that one SCP Foundation thing or cryptid that's actually just a
       rotting whale skull), and some of them were surrounding, Twelve,
       Clara, Missy (wielding dual blasters) and Nardole. It turned out
       that Twelve had just been biding his time so the monsters would
       start to fall apart, which proceeded to happen, complete with a
       shot of a fully prosthetics/practical effects Dinobot II melting
       away like something out of Gremlins.
       Early morning February 17th - the only thing I remember is
       myself and Mum arguing about something...
       Early morning February 18th - main bit was me watching (via
       first-person experience) some drama series, including a
       dramatic, rainy night-time sequence near the end of an episode
       where a woman had a bit of a breakdown while Bleeding Love
       played. There may have also been some journey bit, and I recall
       a final bit with the Logan version of Laura with some others in
       a room or barn, receiving some injections which then subdued her
       powers (and her then clambering on or attacking some object on a
       pole). I wanted to tell a friend about it, but remembered he'd
       already watched this. I think there may have also been some
       unrelated bit involving one of the local pubs, only it may have
       been a petrol station (or even a fast food place) instead...
       Early morning February 19th - first bit that I wound up
       forgetting shortly after waking... but then stuff with me
       outside of school, meeting up with Karen and Bernie from
       EastEnders (much to my slight chagrin) and heading off on a bus.
       We wound up in some bakery, which we were going to join as new
       employees, although for me it was a bit of a "resigning myself
       to this job" situation. Was also a bit with me showing stuff to
       Mum on the iPad in the kitchen, including some Karl Pilkington
       stuff.
       Early morning February 20th - a bit hazy... began with
       Impractical Jokers stuff, including cutting to Joe's turn only
       to show him hanging around totally naked, possibly at a pool. It
       then turned into a punishment for him, with him in drag heading
       through some big place (like a hangar or an airport) with a load
       of other people. At the destination, he wound up chatting with
       people, and I think there were TV screens playing adverts... I
       dunno, again, it's kind of hazy.
       Early morning February 21st - definitely had one, forgotten
       everything about it. I recall some big/tall guy being present,
       that's it. Maybe it'll come back to me, unfortunate it was the
       last dream of this batch...
       A.
       #Post#: 1008--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: February 28, 2022, 8:30 pm
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       Early morning February 22nd - main part that I remember was
       playing some kind of sneaky criminal role, leading an attempt at
       a theft in the garden. I was sneaking under my parents' bedroom
       window while my charges were at back door, with (a character
       played by) Lee Mack was in the bedroom - he noticed me, and I
       fled. I wound up out the front, heading off to the nearby road
       and coming across Jamie Borthwick; we got chatting about acting
       stuff as we walked. There may've also been a bit with a quiz
       show, likely The Chase.
       Early morning February 23rd - forgotten.
       Early morning February 24th - the details are hazy, but I
       remember being part of some plan to get revenge on Peter Beale
       (and using an old mobile phone for it), until it got to a point
       with me and a couple of others, possibly people I went to school
       with, in a dark room at night and the whole thing becoming more
       convoluted and over-the-top to the point of me withdrawing from
       it. I wound up back at home, and in the study, when a woman -
       again, possibly meant to be a girl I went to school with -
       showing up for a favour or something. As she went to leave, she
       then told me that her grandma was dying and she wanted me to be
       with her at her bedside. I agreed - this apparently being the
       second time I'd done this recently - and went outside with her,
       to the drive where the grandma was in a low bed/hammock with
       other family members surrounding her. I think Dad showed up and
       made a comment.
       Morning February 24th - I got to bed extremely late (like, the
       sun rising), and was on the toilet while the cat wound up going
       into my parents' room, annoying me as she was going to risk
       waking them and alert them to how late I was getting to bed. I
       wound up going to bed, only it was the bunkbed and I went to
       sleep tops and tails with my brother (with his feet out, of
       course).
       Early morning February 25th - forgotten...
       Early morning/Morning February 26th - I think multiple bits, all
       forgotten.
       Early morning February 27th - one part was me listening to
       Musics on my iPod, on the sofa, and struggling to put together
       and impromptu playlist. I wound up pausing as I didn't have the
       next song lined up, which incidentally let me watch a music
       video on TV with Amy Lee covering some song (something with
       bum/butt/ass in it, I think), her in a forest performing while
       wearing different dresses (including the one from the Synthesis
       cover). Another began with me in an altered, larger version of
       the bathroom... I don't recall the full order of events, but one
       bit was me handling a new Generations Mirage, excited that he
       was finally getting a new figure (sorry Kingdom Mirage) and
       deciding I should go back and get some of the recent G1 updates.
       I also wound up sat on the toilet as Dad passed me stuff through
       the window. I was in communication with an online friend, only
       the device I was using opened up and revealed a kitten inside
       who was supposedly the friend. Dad mocked me for my online
       friend(s) not being real. I wound up outside this building that
       was pretty much entirely glass and a basic frame, with elevators
       weaving through it in various directions. I went inside, and
       headed up to a particular floor, where I was asked for proof of
       identity at a check-in point. Somebody else wound up distracting
       for me while I zipped off to an elevator. I think this was all
       in an effort to find the friend. May have also been a bit
       involving a retail park.
       Early morning February 28th - I was on some kind of big trip,
       which initially began in a van (like, I was sat in the front of
       a a vehicle with more than two front seats) but wound up
       becoming a coach. I remember us initially driving off just
       beyond the drive I live in, but then heading off down motorways
       and stuff. At one point, a friend's character was sat next to
       me, singing along with a song on the radio and I realised how
       smitten I was with her. Later, myself and the others on the trip
       had stopped off at a place, and when we got back aboard the
       coach, Deku ("played" by my friend - like, in the dream
       tradition of real-life RPing involving turning into the
       character) offered for me to smell his socked feet, which I
       declined in the moment because we had company. Probably other
       little bits I forgot.
       Morning February 28th - I was sending images to the same online
       friend as in the previous dream... I forget what now, I think
       Lightning Collection figures but not certain...
       A.
       #Post#: 1009--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: March 7, 2022, 8:09 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Early morning March 1st - one part with me at the cinema with an
       in-person friend (and possibly others), I think to see a Muppets
       film. One of the trailers shown was for some kind of BIONICLE
       film, with a figure wearing a grey Noble Matatu standing on a
       rocky outcrop, with Onua hanging on beneath it with his claws.
       They wound up having a conversation with Onua telling the other
       figure how to correctly pronounce some location's name. Was also
       part with me arriving at an airport, having an online friend's
       passport, and then witnessing some skit involving Greg Davies.
       Morning March 1st - began with me sat with the family watching
       Impractical Jokers, with Murr on a plane sat next to a sleepy
       guy (and I think with some music playing over it). This then
       switched to a cartoon bit, starting with a mention of a certain
       Little Witch Academia knock-off, then Marcy from Amphibia
       showing up, a cartoon Harley Quinn, several other DC characters,
       Tracer, and a Mark Hamill-voiced villain. I then went and began
       running myself a bath (and I think I recall beginning to slowly
       undress, may be mixing this up with a later dream).
       Early morning March 2nd - forgotten, and...
       Early morning March 3rd - ... forgotten.
       Early morning March 4th - early part with Taskmaster Series 1,
       including some moment with Roisin having supposedly farted not
       unlike the Katherine moment from Series 10, and I think I may
       have also been involved? Main part began with me at school,
       heading to the Sixth Form Centre for my next lesson only to find
       a load of fellow students waiting on the steps. Inside, a
       teacher was getting stressy with us, urging us to stay out as
       the centre was being used. I noted that I had a Psychology
       lesson next, and she wound up dragging me and another student (a
       girl who I don't think actually continued on to Sixth Form)
       inside as though she was going to reprimand us. We got led down
       into the hall area, while a load of soldiers in the common room
       bit cheered patronisingly; now, it wasn't the teacher but David
       Attenborough leading us, and we went into one of the
       below-ground-level classrooms, which was longer than in real
       life. There was a table laid out like a buffet, with fruits as
       well as edible flowers, and it turned out we were being treated.
       The two of us started eating, with me munching on some small
       yellow flowers. There was some later stuff with us sleeping in
       the room on those little stretcher-like beds along with some
       soldiers, and I think Keegan from EastEnders was around. I felt
       that there was some ulterior motive for me and the girl being
       there.
       Early morning March 5th - an early bit that I forgot, but then I
       was in the local retail park with my parents, stepping out of I
       think a train station or something and walking with them (me in
       my dressing gown). We stopped by Argos, and I insisted we should
       pick up a catalogue (awh, RIP Argos catalogues), with Mum having
       to help me grab one as I felt conspicuous going in in my
       dressing gown. As we kept on walking, Peter Capaldi emerged from
       another store, and I kind of wanted to talk with him, only he
       walked very fast and got away from us pretty quickly. This
       transitioned into us going down some path in a car, either
       literally or in some imagined form (and I was now barefoot). He
       wound up stopping as some carriage being pulled by two dogs
       (golden retrievers, IIRC), and I wound up reversing us with my
       feet like it was a bike or a Flintstones' car - and found the
       pathway had a lot of dog pee stains which I was now stepping in.
       Fortunately, the next bit was me running myself a bath, and
       undressing all the while. My brother, IIRC, pointed out
       something on The Chase: an imagined Chaser (faintly like a white
       Paul with a dash of Darragh) who'd had a haircut, facing off
       against celebrity contestants, in this case Greg Davies being
       his usual self. Matthew Lilard spoke up in his Shaggy voice,
       encouraging Greg, and then we saw him and Lewis Hamilton sat
       next to each other (at a fancy awards ceremony table rather than
       The Chase's one), prompting Lewis to do his best Scooby
       impression to go along with his Shaggy voice.
       Early morning March 6th - a bit hazy... I was preparing stuff
       for school, and grabbed a book to help me write up an essay due
       that day (possibly for Biology or Psychology). I was planning on
       writing it in the library; Mum got annoyed with me over having
       put it off, things escalated, she called me evil for it and I
       wound up grabbing her by the face and yelling whatever response.
       There was part in Drama Studio 1, either me helping out with
       some lower year's stuff or a mixed-year class (possibly also
       playing into it having been my form room for two years). I
       recall my dad's friend and/or his son being involved in some
       capacity. I think there may have also actually been a bit with
       me in the library. Finally, I was back home, interacting with
       some people and playing around with Mighty Action X and Kamen
       Rider Chronicle Gashats; I noticed a sound effect in the latter
       was almost identical to one in another item (maaaaybe the
       ViStamp sound?).
       Early morning March 7th - left me shortly after waking up.
       A.
       #Post#: 1010--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: March 14, 2022, 9:26 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       A lot of hazy ones this past week...
       Early morning March 8th - managed to forget most of this... it
       involved Gray from EastEnders, and included a bit where
       Chantelle suddenly showed up again having apparently simply left
       or faked her death, plus some stuff with my brother's ex in the
       bedroom.
       Early morning/Morning March 9th - again, hazy, unfortunately...
       only thing I'm sure on is some behind-the-scenes stuff on the
       upcoming era of Doctor Who, with various Japanese people working
       on it including LiSA as the new composer.
       Early morning March 10th - began with Dad and I watching the end
       of EastEnders, with Kim and Jay having a conversation. This
       transitioned into Jean and Harvey waiting for and then boarding
       some kind of cross-country train, and there was a bit in the
       carriage with some Pokemon characters sat at a table and the
       lights briefly going off. The train headed into some American
       city, and I disembarked and wound up in a fast food restaurant
       with some kids. One of the kids showed me something, and I'm not
       sure beyond here... I think the restaurant turned into a store,
       possibly with Halloween stuff. May have been a bit more I've
       forgotten.
       Early morning March 11th - some stuff with me on a forum I'd
       left and interacting with old friends. Stuff with the remains of
       Kush from EastEnders in a bottle and being dispersed in the form
       of foam or something in the bedroom. Then Dad and our late cat
       sorting Smarties on the bed. Probably other details that are
       gone now.
       Early morning/Morning March 12th - I think I woke up and drifted
       off again somewhere here, not certain. It began with us in some
       new house, with multiple floors, and me going into my room. We
       also had some kittens; I had one in my room which I was calling
       To Be Named or To Be Decided or something, which I then
       shortened to Toby. Another part had me getting up late, and
       heading downstairs to assist in some candid Elton John
       performance, doing some magic tricks with various implements
       while he performed. Was a part where - now in my normal bedroom
       - Mum woke me up and showed me some new "jeans" she'd purchased
       me (actually patterned trousers like those the First, Second and
       Twelfth Doctors sometimes wore), which I wasn't too chuffed
       with. I then wound up looking out of a hallway window to see the
       various cats, including our late one and another ginger, waiting
       outside the back door (with the garden being like the one from
       my sort-of-uncle's mid-00s home).
       Early morning March 13th - some stuff with Stacey from
       Zenkaiger, possibly in Tesco, and a confrontation which revealed
       his body had been built from a woman from the early-to-mid 20th
       century, specifically the protagonist of a book. Then, me at
       some big party or awards ceremony thing, sat at a table with
       some Hololive girls including IRyS (who I thiiiink had some kink
       or hidden side, not sure). I went to go to the bathroom, in a
       slightly-altered version of my paternal grandparents' (I think
       the bathroom was different and where the guest bedroom was). I
       wound up being interrupted by multiple people mid-dump, and had
       to stuff wipes between my cheeks and head off elsewhere to
       finish. Despite being myself in the dream, I had the impression
       they were trying to force me out as I was a popular Hololive
       member. I faintly recall other stuff at the house but not enough
       to comment on.
       Morning March 13th - began with me on the toilet, this time at
       home. I wound up going into the study, to find Dad chatting with
       an old vicar, both sat on the front doorstep. I wound up
       browsing some version of Digital Spy, before winding up back in
       the bathroom, only now it was much bigger (kind of like a locker
       room). I wound up looking at some photos on my phone when some
       old neighbours visited, including a different version of their
       younger daughter and a toddler who I think was actually my
       cousin's eldest when she was small. I then received a text
       message about some artwork-selling job I apparently had, and how
       I was being paid a large amount for some work that I hadn't even
       actually done (but the boss apparently wasn't aware of that).
       Early morning March 14th - I think there was an initial bit
       which escaped me shortly after I woke... first bit I remember is
       stuff with fires in tokusatsu stuff, with me showing an online
       friend that both Kamen Rider Blades and some Sentai Blue (maybe
       SaruBrother?) had both wound up on fire. This all occurred
       around where my paternal grandparents' place was. Then a whole
       other bit was set at some fancy country house. The first part I
       remember is hanging out with a couple of childhood friends
       outside at night, stargazing with some viewing lens, with one of
       the friends pointing out one star that he'd look at from his
       bedroom window (implied to be in this country house) every night
       before bed. Then some big piece of Styrofoam appeared in the
       heavens. We headed inside to go to bed, travelling up a few
       flights of stairs to a wing with a few bedrooms. I wound up
       poking my head around each door, maybe to see who was sleeping
       where (maybe with the intent of playing with my female friend's
       feet); one room had a kid sleeping in the bed, and I feared he
       might be freaked out by a random balding guy poking his head
       around the door. We were then in the wing's living room, which
       was just my real one, and I was getting out some VHS tapes - the
       one friend didn't know what I meant by VHS and I exclaimed
       "videos!", which he got. This somehow led to a current friend
       handing me a VHS of some 90s sitcom in the kitchen, which I
       began playing on the microwave. I believe the dream ended with
       me realising how tired I was (this being late at night). I feel
       I may have also had some figures in my bag, not sure.
       #Post#: 1011--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: March 21, 2022, 8:43 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Early morning March 15th - totally forgotten.
       Early morning March 16th - some Simpsons bit I wound up
       forgetting. The main bit I recall was in a car lot at night -
       some mafia types set fire to a car which a disabled guy was
       trapped inside. They proceeded to walk off, bearing no mind to
       me standing around; I helped the guy out of the car, and the
       boss of the lot came over and took the disabled guy from me. The
       mafia lot then returned, and I woke up here as an instinctive
       thing of "oh no I'm not getting beaten up in my dream" (similar
       to the one with the Hololive car challenge thing before). May
       have been other bits that I forgot.
       Early morning March 17th - began with me and others taking part
       in some kind of escape room challenge (only in an ordinary
       bedroom). Part of this required knocking something out of the
       mouth of a monster and then pressing its teeth before doing the
       next step, which one of our team had forgotten to do. This then
       expanded out to involve the whole building of multiple floors,
       and I wound up spotting a girl who I'd previously shared a kiss
       with (possibly a version of our old paper girl). We wound up
       back in the initial room again. The next part was some kind of
       cooking lesson going on in my bedroom, with me still in bed and
       trying to change the sheets (including putting a towel beneath
       the bedsheet). At one point, Apocalypse appeared to help or
       support one students. Then there was some Avatar: The Last
       Airbender sequel thing (not The Legend of Korra, but something
       set shortly after TLA)... most of the details are lost, but it
       was on a beach and beach-front, and at one point Dinobot was
       being antagonised by some characters. Palpatine and Padme walked
       along the beach-front, Padme asking if they should help and
       Palpatine suggesting otherwise. This led to me on an old
       computer, trying to download a font, while Palpatine was outside
       of the room acting like your average old man. My download
       attempt led to me having to accept a phone call to obtain the
       font, and I had to try and explain the font to the person on the
       other end. I wound up finding news of a new Lightning Collection
       two-pack while on the call, and navigated between a DeviantArt
       upload with the pictures and a Lightning Storm video on it. It
       was a new Time Force Red and a "Black Red" or something along
       those lines, primarily-black with red elements. The regular Red
       had design issues - a thick visor with no trim, and a white
       lipless mouthplate.
       Early morning March 18th - forgotten the early stuff... main
       thing I recall - if barely - was Dad getting arsey with me,
       making me cook and us winding up arguing.
       Early morning/Morning March 19th - various bits across all of
       this, but the only thing I recall is a bit involving a couple of
       super-powered entities, one of which was called The Eris.
       Early morning March 20th - stuff with me in a version of one of
       the English classrooms at my old school, and me winning a prize
       to take part in some zoology course abroad (it was this huge
       opportunity that I felt honoured to win). Also stuff at home,
       with Dad explaining how he gets up at 4:55am on Christmas
       morning to start cooking Christmas dinner, and this one woman
       around. At one point, our upstairs neighbours had a cow, which
       apparently really liked me. It wound up getting into the house,
       and I hurried to the bedroom and closed the door, keeping my
       back to it to try and stop the cow from coming in. I think there
       was also a bit involving Matt Smith.
       Morning March 20th - I was in my Year 9 Music classroom with an
       online friend, trying to urge myself to wake up and fap (not
       that I needed to). I scrawled "just fap" on a whiteboard, and
       then tried to write a note on my hand too, which had a load of
       stuff on it that I was erasing (not even writing, just as if I'd
       scrawled a tonne of stuff on my hand already).
       Early morning March 21st - I remember nothing but a character
       having a slightly-longer beard than normal.
       I realised when writing up the March 17th dream, I think I also
       dreamt of some other DeviantArt browsing stuff recently... might
       not have even been in this week's, come to think of it...
       A.
       #Post#: 1012--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: March 28, 2022, 7:45 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Early morning March 22nd - possibly stuff I forgot, but... one
       part with Mum and me in some store, with some BIONICLE sets
       available and... I think Mum specifically pointing out Lewa? Not
       certain, but I noted him there. She kept being kind of
       smothering, which led to an argument. Another was me watching
       some Nirvana performance on TV, missing some detail, and
       rewinding it.
       Early morning March 23rd - began with Mum and me driving to the
       cinema, going around the building where one of the upcoming film
       posters having a chimp or gorilla with the title being some kind
       of BTFO-ing of Hickman (which was perhaps my mind reaching for
       Hitchens?). We went inside, and I expected to see a friend there
       by happenstance; I then spotted not only him but another old
       school friend, and got chatting with them both. I think other
       old classmates showed up as well. This then led into Mum
       suggesting I ask out... the mother of Dad's friend's daughter
       (who in the dream was her grandfather instead). I wound up back
       at home, nervous over the prospect when the family arrived, only
       I couldn't get the front door unlocked and had to leave them out
       there (the mum was kind of Lola from EastEnders). Was also a
       separate bit at Nan and Grandpa's place with the penultimate
       Chibnall-era Doctor Who episode on. There was a sequence with a
       bus going over the edge of a cliff and breaking in half, with
       the Doctor making some grand "fear me"-type gesture and escaping
       while a pre-Doctor Timeless Child incarnation wound up crashing
       with the bus and regenerating. I laughed at the fact that they'd
       gone from one black incarnation to another, before realising
       that every notable pre-Hartnell incarnation was black (the
       initial child, the first Division Doctor, and the Fugitive
       Doctor, plus these two) - though also that most other Time Lords
       had been one race throughout incarnations (my mind apparently
       didn't get as far as the Master or the General in my dream).
       Early morning March 24th - a dream of two halves... first bit
       was some huge spaceship, which wound up losing power and falling
       to Earth; I was running around onboard in this huge hall trying
       to minimise the danger, and ultimately it crash-landed into a
       huge river, much to my relief. The second was me playing a
       character in EastEnders, with some involvement in the Gray
       storyline or its aftermath, and having my final scene before
       heading out through the back of one of the houses, finding
       myself in a little street and heading off. I passed some lady
       and wound up in a town centre, where I did some shopping with
       Mum and stopped at some big wall (or possibly an ATM) under some
       overhanging bit connecting two buildings.
       Morning March 24th - I ate - or took note of - the crumbly
       Custard Cream in the box (though it's only one chunk that's
       fallen off in real life, not sure if it was worse in the dream).
       Earl morning March 25th - may have been something, not sure...
       Morning March 26th - was an Impractical Jokers thing, in a
       post-Joe episode, with the results on the scoreboard after one
       challenge represented by gifs of poo. The next challenge then
       had Joe back to kind of host/present the challenge, which I
       think was occurring by a river in a city. After this... I'm
       really not sure, I think I was watching it on TV with my brother
       and some hallucinogenic or otherwise weird stuff started
       happening, but I forget the details. May have involved a toy of
       some kind.
       Early morning March 28th - another Gray-related bit, this time
       with Albert Square replaced by my old school and me running
       around in there. Also a part that began with me browsing stuff
       on the computer, only for a load of my American relatives
       (largely kids) to barge into the house. I was entertaining them;
       one of the kids mentioned being a Digimon fan and I mentioned
       the upcoming new season (which I think was going to be Appmon?).
       We also had some alternate version of The Chase on, in which a
       team of three Chasers and two contestants would take on a Chaser
       from another country's version of the show. The show's design
       aesthetic was blue rather than red, and it overall had a
       different vibe to it. I think there was also a bit here of me
       mentioning to Mum the idea of looking for any writing jobs, with
       her seeming to not have much faith in the idea.
       Morning March 28th - I was trying to find something to put on
       the TV and ended up just throwing Salvage Hunters on. They came
       across a Mary J Blige album in a warehouse, and the show then
       went into huge detail on her career and various early 2010s
       songs she released; I wound up turning the TV off. I went into
       the bedroom, which had the bunkbeds, and went up on the top bunk
       with our late cat. I skimmed through a Wikipedia article
       about... I guess some particular type of cat... and wound up
       finding a picture of him naming him "Diego". There may also have
       been some foot-worship-related bit but I don't really recall the
       details, sadly..
       A.
       #Post#: 1013--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Dreams
   DIR By: Ashes
       Date: April 4, 2022, 8:29 pm
       ---------------------------------------------------------
       Early morning March 29th - all stuff at school, though a lot of
       it is hazy... possibly a bit in English, a part where I headed
       through the Maths department (1st floor), something in the
       library, and possibly me heading downstairs from a Biology
       lesson. I definitely recall heading across from the Humanities
       department to the Science department with purpose, and finding
       no lights on in the latter. The main part that stayed with me
       was once I went to the Sixth Form Centre... and then I was
       hanging out with other people from my year deep in some grey
       crevice. It was a little like the bottom of a ravine, deep below
       ground, clearly not a closed-off space but sprawling, and it may
       have been cold. We were hanging out on furniture, possibly
       watching Netflix on a tablet, and planning out some kind of
       game, with that one-time crush of mine taking a leading (and
       competitive) role in discussions. This one guy who didn't stay
       on for Sixth Form spoke up. Then, a load of Year 12 students
       appeared nearby, with there being some kind of
       lightly-antagonistic vibe between the two of us (as though they
       had their turf and we had ours).
       Early morning March 30th - forgotten. A decent amount of stuff,
       too.
       Early morning March 31st - same again.
       Early morning April 1st - some road-trip show with James Acaster
       and/or others - not sure if I was initially seeing things in
       third-person, or was James or somebody else, but I wound up
       being myself - visiting some house. There were a few young boys
       there, who led us to these beds that were basically sofas
       without armrests. We would be sleeping tops-and-tails, one of us
       each with one of the boys, and for some reason I figured they
       intended on painting our toenails while we slept. The next day,
       we had farewell hugs.
       Morning April 1st - some of this may have been part of the
       above... some stuff in the bathroom (possibly altered to some
       extent), then me in a bedroom watching footage that I'd recorded
       onto special glasses via a VR headset; I was showing somebody
       next to me who was either my brother's girlfriend or Gura. This
       switched to me going on Chatango, with some old group-chat
       (which I guess was a thing on the site in my dream) updating
       from when I'd last visited, with Gura being part of that. Then I
       had Kiara making her way into my parents' room through the
       window at night, sitting on the bed and picking off some of what
       I think was meant to be a blister on the second toe of one of
       her foot (but was actually more like dried mud). Calli witnessed
       this and found it gross. Was also a separate bit with me
       chatting on Discord and dropping my (apparently empty) Fanta
       glass twice, which only seemed to dent or slightly warp it
       rather than it smashing.
       Early morning April 2nd - not sure if I had one...
       Early morning April 3rd - this one's kind of hazy... stuff at
       what was supposed to be a new home (possibly as part of some new
       settlement/civilisation) but was just our actual one, with me up
       at normal hours and taking up a job under duress from Dad. Some
       stuff involving some facility or castle or whatever, a story bit
       that I don't really remember anything about... but it may have
       led to part on a small island that was supposedly Kamen Rider
       Saber, with a non-Rintaro secondary Rider having an evil turn...
       and other parts I no longer remember.
       Early morning/Morning April 4th - not sure where the cut-off is
       here, for all I know all of it was after falling back asleep
       again... the first part is most likely to have been in my
       initial sleep, at least. I was preparing to leave on some kind
       of trip or excursion, running around the house to gather stuff
       at the last minute. I was checking stuff on the computer and
       realised I hadn't grabbed my headphones (and also my iPod, I
       think?), as well as thinking that I should quickly move stuff
       onto a USB stick - songs I'd not yet uploaded to my iPod, and
       Musics files to keep on top of stuff. Not sure if I dreamt about
       the place I wound up going to. The next stuff included me
       looking at Gaim Rider images and noting that Mai wound up using
       the Malika suit/powers for a spell. This then changed to Hammie
       from Kyuranger (though I think she actually looked like Sena
       from Kiramager) transforming into the Pteraranger suit, with it
       then glitching into Tyrannoranger, and her engaging in a fight.
       Then there was some further Sentai-related stuff, involving a
       woman on the CSToys Discord server and some floating mecha thing
       going through clouds... hazy on that, but I think I ended up
       heading off from the mecha as I needed to get going (as though
       closing down Discord or something). Finally, me finding some
       weird lewd on Pixiv, with a couple of monster girls, one having
       broken the other (a maid or something) in, and then a little
       comic of the maid going to clean the inside of the toilet only
       for the mistress to note that she'd put some of her spit and
       nail clippings down there... and then the maid cleaning it with
       her tongue. Sometimes I worry about my mind, man...
       A.
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