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Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: soniq Date: September 16, 2012, 9:29 pm
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Did you know that Farlap had a Jockey named 'Farcrap'... well...
not anymore... Farlap knocked Farcrap into a pot of Citric Lemon
Juice, and that boiled the poor guy's eyes out.
Farlap then proceeded to dunk Farcrap's dead corpse repeatedly
into a vat of Hot Salsa... not spicy... i mean freakin' boiling
liquid!
The liquid then began to harden, thus, fermentation took
place....
Anyway, long story short, Farlap was sold onto the Chinese
Exchange market, his eyes were used for 'Oyster Remakes', and
his feet for glue.
See that pencil you're chewing on? That's a part of Farlap's
body! Can you guess which 1?
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: F4GG0T Date: September 16, 2012, 9:31 pm
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this remeinds me of wehen I whent tto the docttor to get my feet
amputated
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: soniq Date: September 16, 2012, 9:32 pm
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story updated
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: F4GG0T Date: September 16, 2012, 9:35 pm
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: soniq Date: September 16, 2012, 9:36 pm
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Lol rob,
What's the point of all these Fake accounts?
Ya know, F4GG0T, N3M0 etc...
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: F4GG0T Date: September 16, 2012, 9:39 pm
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whose rob ?
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: soniq Date: September 16, 2012, 9:40 pm
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Rob, the Mincing, Boy-Hungry Pedophile.... don't you remember?
He visited you last night in your dreams.
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: themagickeyboard Date: September 16, 2012, 9:42 pm
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I'm Rob.
F4GG0T, what's with all these weird posts?
I know this is the fun section but why are you talking about
feet amputation?
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: F4GG0T Date: September 16, 2012, 9:45 pm
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[quote author=[GM]Soniq™ link=topic=29.msg60#msg60
date=1347849658]
Rob, the Mincing, Boy-Hungry Pedophile.... don't you remember?
He visited you last night in your dreams.
[/quote]
thats meenI dont liek that . you are sieek purson for think of
that in the furst place
rob can you make me an moderantion
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Re: Farcrap, the dead Jockey
By: soniq Date: September 16, 2012, 9:46 pm
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Locked for flaming.
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