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compliance
DIR By: captainfarty
Date: June 20, 2015, 3:37 pm
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Uh, Le Bonbon, would you kindly confirm the rumble below deck
that the Burlesque Sub-Committee has reached an agreement with
Miss Pechos about allowing a group of uh, well scantily clad
ladies to come on board and well, uh dance?
If I'm not mistaken we had an incident a short time ago when the
chaps were caught in the act of well, uh trying to smuggle
members of the fairer sex on board. I trust this issue has been
suitable dealt with by the Ladies-On-Board Sub-Committee!
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Re: compliance
DIR By: lebonbon
Date: June 22, 2015, 6:58 am
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Well, as far as know the incident to which you refer has been
discussed in the committee and I'm assured that there will be no
repetition of this flagrant violation of PF norms and Lollipop
internal regulations. Regarding the Pechos issue I wouldn't be
so despondent my friend! This will help us to comply with PF
norm 172376/79, which states that each galleon crew must be at
least 30% female and that there must be at least one women with
rights to sit at the Captain's table.
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Re: compliance
DIR By: captainfarty
Date: June 27, 2015, 2:32 pm
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Oh well, splendid to hear about the smuggling incident; fifty
lashes I trust. Now the other issue, uh I was under the
impression that we only needed two ladies on board and that we
had agreed that one of these was to be Flirty, don't tell me PF
have changed the norms! And uh, do we have a women at he
Captain's table?
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Re: compliance
DIR By: captainfarty
Date: June 27, 2015, 2:37 pm
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Unfortunately, the PF detected a certain abuse of the previous
norm and decided to impose percentages and apparently compliance
has improved. As regards the second enquiry, if you remember we
decided that as Flirty was to be passed off as a women then she
would also be the female at the Captain's table.
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Re: compliance
DIR By: captainfarty
Date: June 27, 2015, 2:57 pm
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God damn the cretins! And no doubt we'll have the whole bunch of
puffs from the Ministry of Gender Equality swanning around the
decks espousing the need for as a equality as the motor for a
more just society. Well, I suppose that the long and short of it
is that we have to accept these ladies on board, make suitable
arrangement below deck Le Bonbon we don't want any more
distractions than we already have!
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