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PHOTO: COUPLE ARRESTED FOR “SELLING TICKETS TO HEAVEN”
By: lastdayschristians Date: April 6, 2015, 3:36 am
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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling
“golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple,
who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told
buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket
reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket
at the pearly gates and you’re in.
“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police
spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The
tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven
– Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold
when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into
doing something illegal.”
Tito Watts said in his police statement:
“I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold…
it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was
Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them
so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an
alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take
me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made
entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine
there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to
jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s
the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them.
I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
“We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock
cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to
heaven. I just watched.
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack
pipes and a baby alligator.
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